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Analytic Valley Girl Chris

@ChrisExpTheNews

5 years

"No Exit", but I have my phone and just scroll through Twitter and Facebook for all eternity and ignore les Autres

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modern movies be like

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Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses

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I love you, 2011 Lenovo ThinkPad

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God already drew the line for us and we call it the Mississippi River

KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸

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Here’s my novice attempt to draw the line where the West begins. Prob a little aggressive in Texas?

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I think about this line so damn much.

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Have you ever heard someone say they're "bad at tests"? As it turns out, those people just tend to not be very smart. More details in my latest article.

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Still fucks me up that Pakistan is an acronym

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The Acolyte's single season cost as much as Breaking Bad's entire run.

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Television shows often need more than 1 season to grow and development. Take a look at Breaking Bad - one of the greatest shows ever, but it took its time to really grip you and needed more than 1 season to do that. The same for The Clone Wars. Season 1 had a number of rough

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George Lucas has you covered

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just once I want to see the male love interest reveal a shocking capacity for violence in defense of the ones he loves and instead of being disturbed the female love interest is like "that is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life"

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@XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk Okay but IDK how this can compete with

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Another victory for this investment strategy

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Punjab, Afghan, Kashmir. Pun off of the Iranian word pak, meaning pure. Apparently Muslim students at Cambridge in the 30s came up with it.

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Guys you need to just get whole milk. The government lied to you. Your parents didn't know any better--it's not their fault. But you need to drink whole milk now.

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It literally wasn't

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US nuclear plant Three Mile Island, the site of the worst nuclear accident in American history, is to restart operations in a deal to sell power to Microsoft

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The system is fucking stupid as hell and we're making it more stupid, not less. Kids might be annoying about it but you being a smug cunt about them whining still makes you a whiny bitch too.

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@Gumbo_hymns Doesn't seem reasonable to expect people to just know that without ever being instructed about that

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My engineering buddy has a saying: be nice to your machinist and he'll make you want you want; if not, he'll make you what you ask for

Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer)

@DrChrisCombs

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Guys like this are the reason I think a critical part of any engineering education is for students to get hands on in a machine shop Go dream up a part, make a drawing, then go try to cut it You learn real fast everything what's wrong with your drawing & the value of a good one

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What the fuck

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The entirety of Canada has fewer MRI machines than... Pittsburgh. I don't know what he's bragging about. .

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West Virginia has a higher gdp per capita than France

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Imagine just getting to hit your telos like this. Sublime.

mutable joe

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imagining the pressure this dad was under and how he just casually nailed it

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This is genuinely a bigger flex than putting it in NYC/Chicago. The world needs to know that the states they can't find on a map can pull this shit too. ALL of America kicks ass and should be in constant competition to show off

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@ChadGriffiths

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* checks calendar Nope, not April 1. The city with the highest skyscraper in the US will not be New York. Not Chicago. Not Los Angeles. Not Hosuton. This 1,907' tall skyscraper will be in Oklahoma City. Developer has secured $1.5B in financing and now hoping for a building

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We spent a trillion dollars and two decades trying to bring liberal democracy to Afghanistan. Like it sucks it didn't stick, but at some point what the fuck else do you propose?

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Women in Afghanistan are being obliterated—no voice, no face, no existence. The Taliban’s latest decrees are nothing short of barbaric: women banned from singing, reciting poetry, or even speaking aloud in public. Their faces and bodies must hidden from the world. This isn’t

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Going through boxes of old school papers. Ca. 3rd grade.

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We even put up a plaque so you wouldn't be caught off guard!

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Bro the government spent tens of thousands of dollars sending you to a place that had giving you this specific information very much on it's a agenda

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20 million people died in WW1 and I've yet to hear a clear reason why it started or why America got involved

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@Lemommeringue Because it's entirely for unsustainable agricultural subsidies.

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@marrowing Try pushing the pedal harder?

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It fucks up a lot of people, apparently

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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This Y axis is incredible

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼

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American teenagers were happiest in the mid-to-late 2000s.

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This is not a shitpost

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@Gumbo_hymns Why would people act with knowledge that comes from experience they don't have?

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Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion - C beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

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I miss you, John

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What is your favorite celebrity quote?

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Don't Google your symptoms! That pales in comparison to waiting for several months to see a doctor to order a test, waiting for a follow up, and getting a diagnosis of "hmm, I don't know", getting a referral, and repeating this process over and over while you still feel shitty

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ICE T is one of like 5 well-adjusted people on this site

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Dude expelling the worst behaved 20-30 kids would be an insane atmosphere change in a lot of schools.

Wilfred Reilly

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@justksshit Sure, but that has nothing to do with genes or racism, and the expulsion rate is like 1/60. I...agree all schools should be able to have basic-ass baseline rules.

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As a tangent to this example I was amused to learn a social worker in Chicago circa 1900 interviewed middle school aged boys, and 4 out of 5 said they preferred working in the factory to school.

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Reading political history is fun. Take an issue which has consensus today (say, ban on child labor,) and a good history of the issue will present the arguments people made against it at the time. Often the critics were right about consequences, but like, it’s fine. Not that bad.

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@Recursion_Agent They have perfectly good 7 in 1 soap from the bulk package they got at a Costco run during the Obama administration

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Humanities majors be like "It's not our fault that our idea escaped the academy and was hijacked by morons and co-opted as a blunt political instrument!" Idk man, when general relativity escaped academia we got functional GPS.

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People > 2.5 sigmas to the right on math ability think we should make stats classes mandatory so everyone will understand things like normal distributions and selection bias and they say this without a hint of irony.

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Dina D. Pomeranz 🟣

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Why does the US have so much higher rates of unwanted pregnancies than other rich countries? E.g. 8 times higher teenage birth rate than Switzerland, more than double the rate of France. Lack of contraceptives? Sex ed? Open communication? Economic inequality? Other?

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@thechosenberg Oh you know Eric too? He's a cool guy

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@GianmarcoSoresi But running does help a number of people with depression, and exercise is recommended by both therapists and medical professionals as a part of dealing with mental health issues like depression.

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"Why do you want to work at our company?" Because you pay money and are near where I live, you fucking idiot. Holy shit how do you not grasp this?

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Palestine Info Center

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Israel is not a country.

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I like how Vader has punctilious respect for titles and calls Han "Captain Solo". He's a drug smuggler in a "piece of junk" little ship with a single crewmember, but Vader's still like "hey decorum says he's a captain, you know, like we're not animals here" while he chokes a dude

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Mildly concerned about the number of comments I've gotten saying "Breaking Bad takes place in New Mexico, but Star Wars takes place on other planets, so it's more expensive to film."

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The Acolyte's single season cost as much as Breaking Bad's entire run.

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Asking the school librarian to add this to the autism awareness book display

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@Goodtweet_man Guy who was just about to commit horrific crimes until he saw a poster at school about how consent is important

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A fifth of all degrees are business degrees and about 3/4ths of students go to public schools. This isn't about scams. Kids are raised by their parents and the public education system that co-raises them from 5-18 that they should go to college. They're doing what they were told

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@a_thing_to_do Uh, I don't. White goes first

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@addermonk So what, fuck teenagers for trusting their parents and the system that co-raised them from ages 5-18?

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I blew an 18 year old kid's mind when I showed him that you can do 3.5*6 without a calculator by doing 3*6+3*.5. He was one of my strong students. I like you guys, but you people have no fucking idea where the average person is at.

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@Tzaidecar How were they supposed to know that?

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So I looked it up, and there are only 8 living, unmarried women with a doctorate degree and a Nobel that I can determine. 5 are divorcees and one is a lesbian.

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my favorite part of this is that the first woman didn’t even offer to be with him she just exists

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Person whose posts are like: "Outgroup is stupid, evil, and irredeemable" "Outgroup is stupid, evil, and irredeemable" "I am better at empathy than everyone" "Outgroup is stupid, evil, and irredeemable" "The System is trying to divide us! Don't let Them!" "Outgroup is stupid...

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Lol a man didn't write this

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I swear to god I will never marry a man

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GOTCUM

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Here's your Playoff, gonna be a fun one! 🐶🌰🐸〽️

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Incredible

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A boy maybe ten years old riding a bike just stopped me on my walk with "excuse me, do you know how I can make money?"

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Yeah man they did market research and found that 14 year olds would buy spy novels from the 50s if the punishers would neuter them to the exact sensibilities of Helen Lovejoy

devincf

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If you think editing James Bond or Roald Dahl is about anything other than capitalism you're deluded. These companies looked at declining sales and did research and found younger audiences are turned off by certain things, so in order to sell more books they are making edits.

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@rhcm123 This is what American protestants actually believe

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Frog enthusiasts explaining to me that there are more ways to evaluate a polity than by GDP, a thing that I apparently contradicted in invisible text

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College is a multi trillion dollar subsidized work permit system. That's it's purpose. You can want it to be something else all you want, but that's what it is by mass. Weird you spent all that money on your thinking degree and never noticed it.

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@ggm281 How were they supposed to know that's what they needed to do?

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@david2vec Wow I've never heard such a cutting take before! What a fresh, new idea that isn't at all facile and annoying!

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"Nobody wants to listen to you criticize this radar system we all agree is really important and we worked really hard on. Maybe if you decide to bring up some solutions instead of problems we'd hear you out. Ever think about that?"

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Making my favorite French side dish

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I actually support his "7 year olds should shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds" policy

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Why isn't JD Vance better at this, part one bazillion:

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@jacobin Hey random question: where'd you guys get the name for your publication?

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"why didn't we learn this in high school" bitch we did but you were drawing a picture of an eye

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@chopstickfury01 I bet you think cilantro doesn't even taste like soap

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Honestly I think Shapiro for VP is a solid strategy

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@thechosenberg The government gets mad if you do it any other time

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This dark and gritty Power Rangers movie kicks ass

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Man has reasonable point on the meta argument but is being a retard on the object level, woman frustrated by it. Many such cases

Roy

@royllovians

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Another example of the thing where certain men have a weird and obstinate mental block about "dressing up"—in this case, a man who's offended and resentful about having to wear a tie to a black tie wedding his girlfriend was invited to

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China has had half as many astronauts as fucking Ohio

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You’re looking at the future

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lmao the fucking sous chef makes goddamn $15 an hour?! Is all fine dining a fucking pyramid scheme, or is it just New York? Jesus Christ the is actual entry level at McDonalds money.

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@malsova1 Sure but they didn't make that choice in a vacuum.

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