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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 months

Love & war in your twenties

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laura

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4 years

@IamRaymaynard LMFAOO omgggg

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@nicisadic @rnariano fr everything went downhill since

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4 years

@ysgxo @SAlGONDOLL when he said that was 10 years ago i freaked out because WHAT??

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3 years

@baddanadanabad it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 19 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 21 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

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@ShoRizzy who let you on this app

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3 years

@dwsnlmbrt @sh4diia Omg yes.....?

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5 years

how many more times am i gonna see my high school go viral lmao

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4 years

@dreuh98 before and after lmaoo really felt like my life was over

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6 years

@pxm__

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@lauramcuervo

3 years

the way i would scream sing this daily

out of context hannah montana

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3 years

it still hits

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@ImLizzieM IM CRYING i knew i wasn’t just hearing shit as a child

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6 years

good morning, let’s get this pandebono

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5 years

@takedukai i need to get off this app

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5 years

@groovymena

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6 years

@KaatArias @yamilesgomez can I just say you’re hella beautiful girl 😭

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5 years

@Fahvy2 .

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laura

@lauramcuervo

7 years

I'm gonna start posting my selfies in black and white so people don't focus on the details #sat

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

@leobotomy “if yer a heugh jussayda😌”

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laura

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4 years

@bitchim2rich same 🤝

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5 years

@isaackanye_DJT poor lady in that contraption be like

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

AYE SWAGGY IN THE HOUSEEE 🎉 #BBSwaggyC #bb20

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4 years

@lauryn_taylor23 damn i was so excited and then i saw arizona....

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laura

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3 years

@Negra_Especial @kayleecpinson @4TheCulture____ I’m cryinggggg LMFAO

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laura

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5 years

@PaulMinor4real i don’t know you at all but i just wanted to say that im very proud of you!!! keep doing what you’re doing :)

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laura

@lauramcuervo

7 years

When you drive Paul and he tells you he loves Chile #SAT

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laura

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7 years

@blackvoices

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laura

@lauramcuervo

9 years

Pain is temporary, gpa is forever Pain is temporary, gpa is forever Pain is temporary, gpa is forever Pain is temporary, gpa is forever

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

@JUlCYPAPI Trina vega ateeee

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

@dreuh98 the SAMEEEE exact thing happened to me at my third birthday party and i swear i never recovered. literally wish i could’ve done this. good for HER

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3 years

@Jayintee_ @COCOBUDDZ ok now this is gold LMAOOO

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3 years

@hassan__ahmed99 ok but they did this TWICE

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6 years

@blakemittasch

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@lauramcuervo

4 years

hope I’m not too late to join 👉🏼👈🏼 #wipeitdownchallenge

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

@juliannamariej You're also missing people who go to disney every weekend

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

IM BEAMING WITH HAPPINESS!!!!!

FOX 13 Tampa Bay

@FOX13News

5 years

WORLD RECORD! 633 divers in South Florida broke the Guinness World Record for the largest underwater cleanup in history, collecting thousands of pieces of trash from the ocean floor! 🙌

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

i normally don’t do this but can any of you please pray for my mom and for doctors to properly diagnose her 🥺 it’s been 8 months and like 15 different doctors and no one has been able to find out what she has and she’s feelin worse every day. please please please pray for her 🥺

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

🇨🇴 when the almost goal gets you lit (peep @c_estradaa falling LMAO)

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@lauramcuervo

3 years

@reatzyyyy @microwvblgrapes @C_Jill_Run @DJZeeti

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

GA and PA said

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laura

@lauramcuervo

8 years

#GrowingUpColombian listening to Juanes, Joe Arroyo, grupo niche, fonseca, etc was your entire childhood

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laura

@lauramcuervo

7 years

why is this me without the drugs

STUNNA 🦇

@LILAFRIMANE

7 years

if i gotta do drugs to find love like this??? then shit i gotta do drugs

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laura

@lauramcuervo

9 months

@Divyaadu Idk how y’all control conversations in your dreams. To me it feels like I’m watching a movie through my own perspective but I can’t even control what to say or what goes on lol

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

I got hurt and my brother came over to me and sang "heal heal frog ass, if not heal today heal tomorrow" trying to translate the "sana que sana colita de rana" song LMFAOOOO

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laura

@lauramcuervo

8 years

This was a year ago today. Still tight

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

@anaa_gomezzz

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

@palecolombian @megaan116 me when im wearing shorts and i hear a dean say “excuse me ma’am”

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

WE OUT HERE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

@7eodore i remember being shamed by my uncles and aunts for wearing nail polish when i was 8 years OLD. EIGHT!!!! like please leave me alone my parents let me

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

@that7Osdaily red - trump kitty - biden eric - biden donna - biden bob and midge - biden Jackie - trump kelso - kanye hyde - didn’t vote fez - couldn’t vote

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

I'm only sad for Messi. Other than that, Croatia you are lit

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

what if a hurricane was named stormi

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laura

@lauramcuervo

7 years

celebrating Christmas the 24th

CockyColombians☕️

@CockyColombians

7 years

Quote this with something Colombians do that others may find weird

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

@yungscarecrow27 @itsrjhill

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

goofy been our president

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@SuiNeltwork

4 years

goofy is running for president

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@_molirum

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@lauramcuervo

4 years

@CockyColombians Pony Malta LMFAO

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

@balmainshvm lol this is all I could think of

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

this bitch travels to universities to sprinkle hate bc she KNOWS she’ll get a reaction from people and whenever she does it’s “defund it bc they’re mean to me😢😢” girl YOU COULD’VE JUST STAYED HOME

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4 years

My message to @realDonaldTrump is simple. It's time to DEFUND public universities. Not another penny in taxes should go to these left-wing indoctrination centers! #DefundUCF

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

ah shit, here we go again

Megan💓

@megaan116

5 years

Welcome to freedom highschool🥴

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6 years

@DisneyPixar SO WELL DESERVED

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@lauramcuervo

5 years

never seen a pic that describes me this accurately

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laura

@lauramcuervo

8 years

when he's not paying attention so you have to set him straight

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

picnicz 🧺

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

@Oh_My_Josh69 @etherealdeen “ai leuv zewkini😲!”

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

if you see this and want to, I would really appreciate some prayers for my mom right now. thank you in advance everyone

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

i miss school sometimes

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

1 like and i leave the family gc

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

@Ejiro_Ghene LET ME WALK UPON THE WATERS, WHEREVER YOU WOULD CALL ME

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

i’ve had this song stuck in my head all daaay

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

someone hold me back before i beat his ass

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laura

@lauramcuervo

3 years

@ the purple pooch count ur freakin DAYS.

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

on that nature shii

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

I love Florida man

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

the protest still casually going on as a tornado was forming a few miles away gotta be the most florida shit i’ve seen in a while

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

why do white people eat dinner at like 1 pm

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@lauramcuervo

3 years

@wzxim @pitbullsgrandm3 @Vloids this picture PLEASEE

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@lauramcuervo

8 years

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laura

@lauramcuervo

8 years

Oh how the tables have turned

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

@en_jajaja

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

i noticed my flowers matched my outfit today 🌷

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

trippy

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@lauramcuervo

8 years

1 year 💖

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

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laura

@lauramcuervo

6 years

ENGLAND THE ONLY THING COMIN HOME IS UR TEAM IN A PLANE

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

people who hate on this show are the same people who wanna be different so bad

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laura

@lauramcuervo

11 months

@oomfabelle the impact of this album needs to be studied….bc why was I changed like that for nearly a decade

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

this shit sounds like my discussion posts for my online classes lmfao

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laura

@lauramcuervo

5 years

my brother trying to get the filter to work, not knowing all he had to do was tap the screen LMAOOOOO

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

i AAAABSOLUTELY love this song

MSNBC

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4 years

BREAKING: Largest teachers' union in Florida has filed a lawsuit Monday against Gov. DeSantis over his administration's push to fully reopen all public schools next month — even as coronavirus cases in the state are spiking.

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

you will see the same pics on every app

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

i love ale house and everything but WHY IS THE ONE IN HK STILL OPERATING LIKE NOTHING WHEN THERE ARE CONFIRMED CASES OF EMPLOYEES THERE WITH COVID-19. ???????

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laura

@lauramcuervo

8 years

Win or lose...our country's always poppin 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴💛💛💛💙💙❤️❤️

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

LMAO he said I’m built different

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

4 years

I’m happy to report that Jill and I have tested negative for COVID. Thank you to everyone for your messages of concern. I hope this serves as a reminder: wear a mask, keep social distance, and wash your hands.

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laura

@lauramcuervo

4 years

ended my first semester at UCF with all A’s and B’s!!!! IN A PANDEMIC!! 🥲🥲🥲

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