dylan🪨 @laswagna Twitter profile

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 months

if u saw me tweet these selfies yesterday and then immediately delete them NO U DIDNT!!!!

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

4 years

banger is so overused i’m gonna start replying “yo this tweet cums” “this a cummer fr”

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3 years

i didn’t realize nba youngboy stood for never broke again i just thought he liked basketball

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11 months

ITS SO OVER

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3 years

this is crazy

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3 years

government spent all their money on getting olivia rodrigo

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7 months

i love you jimmy thank you for making this ice cream i’m sure it took a lot of hard work

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3 years

@tyler02020202

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11 months

enough

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@laswagna

3 years

in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.

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6 months

goldilocks:

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6 months

random bear paying for my food today oh i won

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@laswagna

2 years

if your boyfriend lasts 2 minutes that’s not your boyfriend that’s your ⚠️BeReal⚠️

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3 years

fake plants are so cool i wish they made real ones

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11 months

anyway…

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2 years

@kiranmayeet hey boyoyoyoyoing (cartoon spring sound effect)

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 years

y’all complaining about waiting 5 years for a frank ocean album meanwhile us mozart fans have been waiting 230 years for some new shit

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11 months

actually so embarrassing

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4 years

wait why this one actually cumming like lowkey tho

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3 years

easily one of the best headlines of all time. frank ocean brought a little freak to the met gala. straight to the point, no fluff.

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

11 months

@pwiscila I. DONT. KNOW. I SENT IT WITH ONE HAND WHILE I WAS WALKING

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@laswagna

2 years

@Twitter bae what happened to us

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2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy kindergarten twitter goes crazy

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1 year

@blursluts44 like what prompted that😭😭😭

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8 months

guys madame web was genuinely the worst movie ever

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@laswagna

8 months

chick fil a in the theater yeah we greedy

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3 years

@tropicanapussy this sounds like it would happen to prance

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@laswagna

2 years

business in the front / party in the back

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11 months

so i’m never gonna live this down huh. alright!

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@laswagna

4 years

i am so so sorry

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3 years

@Twitter so real twitter i love you

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3 years

@Twitter hope your year goes well twitter

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2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy the way social media should be

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1 year

@blursluts44 omg???

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3 years

@pollen196 “always knew they were weird”

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1 year

yeah

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1 year

im curious but what is ur worst tweet of all time

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1 year

@gurreggg idk how u even think ijbol is a noun let alone a slur😭😭😭

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@laswagna

5 months

got a great summer job opportunity on Indeed!

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11 months

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11 months

@hmtfu she kinda gagged me a lil…

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2 years

@paulswhtn they won’t get away with this

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@laswagna

3 years

someone should tweet this🤔

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3 years

worth it? probably

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@laswagna

3 years

i love my fans❤️❤️

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@laswagna

11 months

every time uni posts it makes me so happy bc i’m just always in awe that a creature can look like That

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@unicouniuni3

11 months

とっても楽しい！ Uni is having a lot of fun! :3

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@laswagna

2 years

@tyler02020202 what girl is named tyler and has jake gylenhaal as a pfp tho😭😭

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3 years

@CaitCamelia @antihemi 6’6

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3 years

worst typo possible if real

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2 years

@altoidsrevenge like she said the song is called bikini bottom😭

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2 years

@tyler02020202 how does this happen so often like ur name is TYLER😭

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5 months

@pebbut basically

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2 months

big night

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2 months

just moved into my new place

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 years

instead of schrödinger’s cat it should be carly rae jepsen’s call

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@laswagna

2 years

@pollen196 did u change pfp and display name in the span of 2 minutes just for this

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 years

@hulu why y’all hiding replies after this freaky ass tweet it’s your fault

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@laswagna

2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy ITS ON MY FUN WORD LIST

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@laswagna

4 years

@CaitCamelia honored

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1 year

@blahnded i did not expect that many omg😭

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

2 years

tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 years

gradually turning my volume up as the song fades out to spite the artist

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1 year

@blursluts44 leave beabadoobee out of this

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@laswagna

3 years

baby keem got my library looking like sherwin williams

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3 years

a modern white woman is better equipped to manifest communism than marx ever was cause there’s no way he had all those crystals

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3 years

@lilaltoid__ LMAOOO THEY PULLED OUT THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA THEY DIDNT HOLD BACK

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@laswagna

4 years

pythagoras probably a bitch. man needs to find the shortest distance between himself and some bitches.

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@laswagna

3 years

i’ve always wanted to ratio ronald reagan

Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute

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3 years

It’s April Fool’s Day! We hope it’s full of laughter, and not too many pranks!

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@laswagna

4 years

it’s not what it looks like i swear

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feel like i shouldn’t open this picture and find out what the penis incident is

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3 years

why this car look like clairo😭😭

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4 years

i rly hope y’all don’t actually start using the word “cummer” this wasn’t meant to be taken seriously

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2 years

@blahnded you need to STOP

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3 years

@smalItimerush vibrator ad ppl never even hit me up it’s sad

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

2 years

@whitest_injera the fact they told u abt posting it before they even said it like they knew😭😭

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2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy wow

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2 years

@roramdin Sorry, not sorry, I don't care about "tyler oakley blunt rotation", because I grew up with a psychologically abusive father, hearing the key in the door every night was my own personal "tyler oakley blunt rotation"

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@laswagna

2 years

this is my fun words/phrases list (my life’s work) i’ve been building it for over a year so please react according (extremely impressed)

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2 years

@BigTechAlert @Twitter end of an era

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1 year

@fromkdwithluv this move kinda went crazy idk

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dylan🪨

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3 years

how does saying prance summon him like every time. i know he’s gonna see this. hi prance hope ur new years went well

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3 years

@lilaltoid__ do you

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3 years

twitter users will turn 18 and then put 18 on their profile and have balloons on their profile and tweet something like “i hate minors”

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3 years

worst part of senior year is kids who are like “omg it’s our last first wednesday period 2 in october of high school🥺”

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3 years

in this world you can either be funny on twitter or have a significant other.

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3 years

@goodbeanaltalt and GOURD

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2 years

@tyler02020202 Okay bruh moment

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2 years

@niccoyat that casting misdirection was crazy

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3 years

@Twitter AYYY

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3 years

@bocxtop i like how drama and prostitution are grouped together

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2 years

the 9 most annoying accounts on twitter fr🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@laswagna

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@kenjislav i guess

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3 years

@vampiric_shirin GENDER gravy

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@laswagna

4 years

how is vehicular manslaughter illegal? my friends tell jokes all the time in the car so what am i supposed to do? not laugh?

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dylan🪨

@laswagna

3 years

this video caused the pandemic

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The Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box

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2 years

UM

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3 years

@crxpfxrd thank god you protected gus privacy and covered the @

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@laswagna

3 years

do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies

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I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% @lizzo ’s biggest fan. #SBLIV

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3 years

@disxpic what she mean by “y’all”....🤨🤨

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2 years

@halomancer1 yeah they followed me last year bc of a silly tweet and followed like 4 other ppl too but just unfollowed everyone

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1 year

@blursluts44 they shouldn’t even be close enough to view with a telescope like

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3 years

hey everyone i think miguel is doing okay. or he’s going crazy i am honestly not sure.

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4 years

@simply_lay_ he still does

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4 years

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE CURVE MUSTVE BEEN CRAZY

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