Netflix should get rid of every single piece of media they have except for that Japanese show where they have a toddler do an errand by themselves and you get to see their little adventure
Everyone’s mad at this but honestly we should be lying to white people about how to cook our food…that’s right William Buckshire add another cup of raisins
Alpha male podcasters will say shit like “we should be able to order women at red lobster” and YouTubers will cordially invite them to some mock trial debate like it was a valid statement that should be given some thought
I remember when X died and I was telling my guys friends that he beat his pregnant gf to a pulp so no I wasn’t that sad about it and then they were like “that’s kinda messed up :/“ and that was NOT in response to learning that he beat up his gf
White people be like “I’m just inherently talented and gifted and everything comes easily to me” as if they didn’t just describe nepotism and social privilege
I like when straight women say “I know sexuality isn’t a choice because I’d never choose to be attracted to men” as if it’s groundbreaking Nobel prize winning allyship
White women make jokes and it’s like “My ex boyfriend was a NAZI LOL he sux !! ( I knew this very early on but didn’t care because it didn’t directly affect me )”
Sometimes I’ll get a guy in my dms who’s like “can we plsss fuck my meow meow kitten?” And then his bio will be “PhD-MD student studying neurophysiology and anthropology at Harvard University | Princeton ‘19 | Fulbright Scholar”
If a restaurant has flowers hanging from the ceiling and a fluorescent sign that says something like “good vibes and peace signs” then the food is gonna taste like shit
I hate how Bollywood movies have rotten tomato scores because a lot of them are not meant to be watched critically I need a fun’o’meter and a soundtrack rating instead
If all these young boys have insane and delusional alpha male podcasters then it’s time young girls have the same just give me three days to have a mic shipped
If he’s ignoring you it’s because he’s shirtless with all his buddies making “POV u have a crush on me” tiktoks with his iPhone 11 ring-light tripod kit he bought on Amazon so just focus on getting that degree
What’s the best Gatorade flavor because I asked my parents (divorced) for some and my dad bought me the big orange bottle and my mom got the six pack mini orange bottles and this can’t be it
I hate how parents just use their babies as aesthetic props why do people have kids if you’re not gonna put them and their development first…like have fun with your kid, use bright colors, it’s a baby why are you putting it in a burlap sack