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Seeing white ppl debate feeding a guest dinner is so funny this is simply not up for discussion in any brown community

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Netflix should get rid of every single piece of media they have except for that Japanese show where they have a toddler do an errand by themselves and you get to see their little adventure

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If there is “hey girlie” there should be something for boy…hey boily…boyoy…boyee…

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The best part of any political figure dying is when they make it half of that photo of XXXtentacion

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Sorry who is dream? I was too busy enriching my mind and spending time with family and friends

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This is so blatantly evil and as revenge I’ll make PewDiePie pay for this

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1 MILLION DISLIKES 💀

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Gimme some good reaction photos I’m tired of texting back words and thoughts

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I see a blonde person walking down the street and lock my car doors

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“She [BLANK] on my [BLANK] till I [BLANK]” is the most versatile phrase of the English language

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Im not religious but when Prince of Egypt starts playing I sit my secular ass down and listen

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For some reason my mom started talking about King Julien but forgot his name so she said “the prime minister of Madagascar”

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Everyone’s mad at this but honestly we should be lying to white people about how to cook our food…that’s right William Buckshire add another cup of raisins

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One-Pot Chicken Korma 😍

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Just got hired by Mindy to write for The Sex Lives of College Girls season 3 and she has let me include more nonwhite men as love interests (Italian)

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I hate a moonless sky like where tf is my pretty princess at…

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Alpha male podcasters will say shit like “we should be able to order women at red lobster” and YouTubers will cordially invite them to some mock trial debate like it was a valid statement that should be given some thought

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I think if Twitter and tiktok shut down for one day the Library of Alexandria would rebuild itself

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In the middle of sex like “do you have any constructive criticism”

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I remember when X died and I was telling my guys friends that he beat his pregnant gf to a pulp so no I wasn’t that sad about it and then they were like “that’s kinda messed up :/“ and that was NOT in response to learning that he beat up his gf

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White people be like “I’m just inherently talented and gifted and everything comes easily to me” as if they didn’t just describe nepotism and social privilege

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@kiranmayeet

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This coming back has to be some sign of economic and societal collapse

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this changes up the game fr…

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We need to reopen those Victorian era schools that were just for teaching white people manners

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If I was a scientist every time someone did something I didn’t like I would just put it in the DSM-V

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Someone bring me my pepper spray

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I feel like this is more relevant that ever 💯💯💯

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Therapy journaling my darkest thoughts into a hello kitty notebook with a matching hello kitty pen

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This is the most embarrassing shit in the world

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Sorry white EUROPEAN ppl

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Okay sorry white SWEDISH AND DANISH ppl my god

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Why do people superimpose their losersonas onto celebrities with infamous STD histories

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this is so fucking funny

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I like when straight women say “I know sexuality isn’t a choice because I’d never choose to be attracted to men” as if it’s groundbreaking Nobel prize winning allyship

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White women make jokes and it’s like “My ex boyfriend was a NAZI LOL he sux !! ( I knew this very early on but didn’t care because it didn’t directly affect me )”

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WHAAAT IS THIS BOILY SAAYINNNGG

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Sometimes I’ll get a guy in my dms who’s like “can we plsss fuck my meow meow kitten?” And then his bio will be “PhD-MD student studying neurophysiology and anthropology at Harvard University | Princeton ‘19 | Fulbright Scholar”

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I’m celebrating this like it’s independence from the British

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YouTube joins TikTok, Instagram and Facebook in removing Andrew Tate from their platform.

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We should put jameela jamil, Azealia banks, and Addison Rae’s dad in a room together just to see what happens

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@kiranmayeet

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I feel like you don’t even have to see their 14 fingers to know these are fake people

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@kiranmayeet

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Seeing a cow eat grass makes me wanna try some they just know how to sell it

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If a restaurant has flowers hanging from the ceiling and a fluorescent sign that says something like “good vibes and peace signs” then the food is gonna taste like shit

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You can get these in the little boys section at vision works

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Instead of being a werewolf I turn into this whenever I smell a hearty soup

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I hate how Bollywood movies have rotten tomato scores because a lot of them are not meant to be watched critically I need a fun’o’meter and a soundtrack rating instead

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So unabashedly racist I just

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You say something about blonde people and they’ll be like “stop being racist you stinky curry munching sand monkey”

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@kiranmayeet

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Men flirting be like “I really like blowjobs”

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@kiranmayeet

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If all these young boys have insane and delusional alpha male podcasters then it’s time young girls have the same just give me three days to have a mic shipped

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Of all the terrible things that could be said to me on social media nothing hurts more than "you give me liza koshy vibes"

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@kiranmayeet

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I have to sit with my back to a wall in public places because I can’t let anyone know I’m watching bojack horseman analysis videos

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@kiranmayeet

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Vaping is not cool what is cool is having a trampoline

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What the hell….

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@kiranmayeet

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Is this “female gaze” in the room with us right now?

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@kiranmayeet

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I love brown people but sometimes the ones that end up in the public eye are so severely embarrassing like what went so wrong with you

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@kiranmayeet

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There’s like a 0.1% chance you find your doppelgänger but for white gays it’s a 100% chance romantic encounter

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All these movies are really good it’s just that none of you have a fun loving fanciful spirit and a childlike zeal for life

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I need to know what was going on with animated movies in 2006

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Who the fuck do you think buys them

Lil Nas X’s Twin.

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In 2023 I want y’all to leave the xs and small sizes for the people who wear them.

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I need period boobs all the time shit looks awesome

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This is what I mean

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When’s she gonna do Indian I wanna be included

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I like when dogs look like this

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Monkey business implies that there is monkey social inequality because of monkey capitalism

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If he’s ignoring you it’s because he’s shirtless with all his buddies making “POV u have a crush on me” tiktoks with his iPhone 11 ring-light tripod kit he bought on Amazon so just focus on getting that degree

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the most woke liberal feminist man you know has hurt some woman recently in fact it’s his favorite hobby

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Bro you’re so rock hard I mean you rock so hard 👍

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Have not met one guy who I get more attracted to the more I talk to him

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The “What did he mean?” Is killing me like I think he made it pretty clear

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This is one of those Great Depression meals

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this stressed me out so much

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“Golden retriever gamer bfs” is a threat

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If my friend is moving I’m picking the house up from the foundation with my bare hands and putting it wherever she needs

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As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move. Hire movers, save a friendship.

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I don’t necessarily believe in astrology but the second a man calls it cringe I’m ideologically a Taurus

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“I’m so bored I need a crush” you need to learn personal finance and find a fun show to watch

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Bazinga

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If you tell a white man named cooper to “go fetch” he will because that’s a dogs name

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I would’ve ripped that man off of her wha da hell

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everyone in the comments saying this is cute ?? 😐 Bundy would’ve had a ball with this generation

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I forgot to tell you guys that the first thing I saw getting off the plane in Italy was a white person with dreads

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Good for them 😭😭😭😭

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It’s so insane how people that are not good at anything decide to become cops

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Don’t understand why people wanna “have discourse” with Andrew Tate the TRAFFICKER

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Wa wa wee wa

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U ask a European teen what their interests are and it’s either hard drugs or playing a tin whistle to a herd of cows

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The British arriving on the shores of India: “this doesn’t happen to people like me very often”

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Instagram reels is the Americas Funniest Home Videos of social media

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@abbygov They’re cooking like it’s a witch’s potion

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A lot of you wouldn’t be single if you were on dating apps swiping left on every single person and then deleting your account after 32 hours like me

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The penguins of Madagascar could beat his ass

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U guys should NOT have said u like my drawlings bc now I wanna post more

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Guys be like “my love language is physical touch” and then only mean getting head

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What’s the best Gatorade flavor because I asked my parents (divorced) for some and my dad bought me the big orange bottle and my mom got the six pack mini orange bottles and this can’t be it

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All this doja drama over a man who has the glazed over eyes of an orangutan

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White women say “girlie” with the passion of a slur

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Instead of making a Marilynn Monroe trauma porn fanfic movie they should’ve done anything else

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@freejohnfr It’s literally good

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That’s not true but there’s always room to learn and grow 👍

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@reereerantz

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I cant believe there’d be a day where non desi ppl slayed in sari but THEY ATE and left no crumbs dare I say better than most desi celebs I’ve seen

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Da Empty look into da camera

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@whitest_injera I heard leopards grow extra teeth if they experience a sense of loss from something promised to them since childhood

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I hate how parents just use their babies as aesthetic props why do people have kids if you’re not gonna put them and their development first…like have fun with your kid, use bright colors, it’s a baby why are you putting it in a burlap sack