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tomiris, iris, том и рис

2 months

why are all of my favourite ships are just characters trying to kill each other, what’s wrong with me do i crave a romantic partner who is trying to kill me or just mentally ill also i need to extract lunarry from this narrative, they would NEVER

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tomiris, iris, том и рис

@laev_iris

20 days

that one scene from prisoner of azkaban

for bisexuals

@_forbisexuals

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@laev_iris

1 month

@tonybelieveme это ОБИДНО БЛЯТЬ я тут вроде в гейропе проживаю все дела, но так часто встречалась с biphobia меня почти никогда не рассматривали как полноценную партнерку, максимум поебаться ведь «все равно за хуем убежишь»

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@laev_iris

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@bottomhawwy my man had a robe, a wand and a dream and so he failed, spectacularly

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@laev_iris

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@hjhjhjhjh_a “he didn’t mean any harm”

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@laev_iris

1 month

@Maydaysthesis в смысле у неё не два отца?…

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@laev_iris

2 months

@gotthesunshinex @kkarupin rap line

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@laev_iris

3 months

@ferretinmypants there was such a cute fic where draco’s hair for some reasons turned into snakes just like medusa’s and the snakes instantly fell in love with harry because he was the only one who could understand them <3

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@laev_iris

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@horcrussy1

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@laev_iris

25 days

my baby 🥹🥹🥹🥹

hpwrbowdm

@hpwrbowdm

26 days

Vernon literally choked him out page what are you talking about like how is all of this "wasn't explicitly described as being abused" you're lecturing other people on reading comprehension skills here but not even bothering to double check your facts

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@laev_iris

20 days

if marauders were such ride or die bitches why did they start suspecting each other sirius thought remus was a spy because he was a werewolf? remus didn’t trust sirius because he’s from a dark family? not very woke tbh maybe im missing something

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@laev_iris

2 months

@brandonweekes_ цинковых мальчиков пусть почитают все эти долбоебы в комментах. да пусть хотя бы новости откроют, там тоже прекрасно описано что эти СВОи вытворяют по возвращению. мужчины сделаны из чести доблести ага щас блять

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@laev_iris

25 days

close enough welcome back ron weasley

videos in my folder

@videosinfolder

2 months

kids are starting to get funny again

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@laev_iris

3 months

happy bday darling, wish you the best therapist and all the love in the world ❤️

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@laev_iris

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@miumaukris дэдпул против повестки deadpool in question

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@laev_iris

28 days

@enniostatic it’s not enough for our wonder boy to survive to killing curses, he needed to start bring dead people back to life🙂‍↕️ i really hope the dudes “up there” were not that pissed of

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@laev_iris

1 month

@lostinfiendfyre it’s giving:

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@laev_iris

22 days

just read a great harrymort fic, very kinky very good one work is unfinished and in the notes author mentioned their twt, so i wanted to check out maybe there’ll be update posts AND I AM BLOCKED??? tf did i do it was the first time i saw this acct 🧌

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@laev_iris

19 days

@dokeix i’m also very sorry keira but if you won’t continue!!! hanahaki is my sworn enemy why did i read it, the blame is on me(((

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@laev_iris

2 months

how voldy is sometimes described in harrymort fics minus the nose

carl 🥦

@NightlifeMingus

2 months

Do you guys think the engineers were natty or did they cook up some crazy black goop steroids to get this shredded

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@laev_iris

15 days

@minaseo163 fucking draco how he dares to be so beautiful

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@laev_iris

2 months

@wwxwashere well that’s new, i like it

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@laev_iris

3 months

@babyboydlm maybe this one? i know it’s one of the classics but i was postponing it because the second part wasn’t complete so can’t be sure 👀

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@laev_iris

1 month

love him

J. 🐈‍⬛

@hjpglasses

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loser twink day

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@laev_iris

1 month

@0947pl61he99al this!! see that lil hole down there? 👀

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@laev_iris

3 months

@horcrussy1 harry has some anger issues but he would never treated albus severus that way, his son’s second name is severus are you kidding me he stopped seeing slytherins as bad guys during the war or perhaps even before i don’t remember:((

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@laev_iris

27 days

@mimiminekosuki it is so ironic that he was only 71yo. the average wizard life expectancy is 137 years, can be longer i love when actually intelligent people sometimes can be so unbelievably dumb, it is a very human thing to me to let emotions take over

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@laev_iris

2 months

@david_sfxxx @LissaJoStewart this answer is a sight for sore eyes, have fun in berlin! hope you get the best ticket for another show <3

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@laev_iris

3 months

@Leo_like_a_star if he’s cheating with you then you have to be prepared that he will cheat on you, ugh

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@laev_iris

3 months

@ferretinmypants but i was actually thinking about translating fics from russian to english if authors wouldn’t mind so i can share stories while practicing the language, i’ll write this author to ask permission

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@laev_iris

1 month

@_cealesti i’m so fine with parent killer, maniac, psycho, war criminal allegations but FFS STOP BRINGING UP THE AGE GAP IM BEGGING we don’t make them fuck at the chamber of secrets when harry is 12 okay IT IS NOT ABOUT THAT

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@laev_iris

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@laev_iris

7 days

ikr but on a more serious note ✨respectfully✨go fuck yourself

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@pyeongseengmin

9 days

Bisexual is a synonym for whore

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@laev_iris

5 days

this ferry sinking tragedy was horrible on so many levels but this? it’s just pure evil

Hannam siloc 한남실록🇰🇷

@corine9000

15 days

Oh, this is a gesture used by a certain online community of Korean men, who feel a sense of superiority by posting hate speech targeting women, the disabled, the elderly, and children. It's a way for them to signal membership in this group. The situation captured in the photo is

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@laev_iris

2 months

@chercheurdemort then even filmed that part!!! it’s just never made the cut because it wasn’t enough cinematic fuck you david yates

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@laev_iris

2 months

omg half of it is literally tomarrymort core 💀

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@wwxwashere

2 months

still thinking about these, too many beds took me out 😂

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@laev_iris

15 days

@hpwrbowdm VERY SAD and also their “prank” on severus to lure him into shack where remus was transforming??? that’s a whole different story best friends my ass

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@laev_iris

25 days

no thank you very much since today i need all of you to start referring to me as tomiris marvolo riddle or the anagram that is: mortal livid disorder

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@hjhjhjhjh_a

26 days

yall need to stop projecting yourselves onto these characters it’s okay to find comfort in them but it’s getting to the point of delusion where you cant discern reality from fiction it’s annoying and insufferable to other fans when your “canon” dismisses other ppl’s hcs

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@laev_iris

2 months

i just got a permission to translate this masterpiece!!! it’s still a WIP with rather questionable tags, but i know it’ll find it’s audience on ao3 🧌 (it’s sooooo goooood)

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@laev_iris

1 month

an average plot for the 8th year drarry fic

no context memes

@weirddalle

1 month

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@laev_iris

2 months

@Mark74557122 @zhapisheva вот сейчас не поняла прикола за другие города не ручаюсь, но в ате это канон ребята

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@laev_iris

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@librabrah так вот же он

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@laev_iris

1 month

girl breakfast <3 i woke up at 14:30 and chose violence

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@laev_iris

2 months

@CaptainFFiction only once i believe

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@laev_iris

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@hjhjhjhjh_a yessss cedric and cho were his bi awakening for sure but he didn’t understand it yet ✨

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@laev_iris

10 days

i’ve read a lot of fucked up dead dove fics but this? wow so poetic and disturbing, i’m amazed also it’s not a child porn nor it is a csem

🔞 Jaunty 🔞

@amysteriousjogo

11 days

so how long we have until get a post is made that consists of "i don't condone harassment on my behalf" as the threats against real ppl get more and more graphic?

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@laev_iris

2 months

god is dead. god remains dead. and we have killed him. <3

marceline ☆

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@laev_iris

2 months

@Apiko1010 my headcanon is the actual show 😭 slay, alex, slaaay

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@laev_iris

15 days

hjp in these animagus fics

𓆩𝐤𓆪

@linoisqt

16 days

has anybody seen my cat?

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@laev_iris

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@_cealesti i’m putting my clothes back on and getting the fuck away from them

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@laev_iris

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@tttartetatin SO CUUUUTEEEEEEEE my fave part lol

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@laev_iris

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meal of the day

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@laev_iris

3 months

@vallysky the worst part THIS LINE WAS NEVER IN THE BOOKS WHY WAS IT IN THE MOVIE I HATE IT HERE book ron would never…….

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@laev_iris

1 month

switch to your first language mid fight, confuse them and be two steps ahead!

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@BirgitMarie3

1 month

1-language speaking people don’t get how exhausting speaking in a language not yours for hours on end can be. So imagine fighting with someone in that language… it always feels like they’re one step ahead just cause they can speak from the heart.

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@laev_iris

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i’m sorry is he🫃 and u say mpreg isn’t real

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@ShannonTheDude

23 days

I’ve never been more confident in Mike Tyson than after watching this video that Jake Paul just put out on Instagram.

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@laev_iris

3 months

happy bday our snake slayer ❤️ never in my life i saw a neville bashing fic and that’s how it should stay he’s too precious

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@laev_iris

1 month

@horcrussy1 in russian we have a beautiful saying exactly about this

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@laev_iris

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@dokeix that’s my fave one

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@laev_iris

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COCSA IS A REAL FUCKING THING AND IT IS TRAUMATISING a little girl was GANG raped by monsters of her own age, she’s not the one to sit with her head down in shame

Bloody Stree ♀️❤️‍🔥👩‍🔬

@datBloodyWoman

23 days

Can you guys fucking stop showing women hanging their heads down in shame when reporting rapes?? Show a man that’s looking EVIL and DANGEROUS instead!! You FUCKING LOSERS

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@laev_iris

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@kumamda2 @tonybelieveme раздражает что ничего из этого не проговаривается в начале отношений я им душу на распашку и они мне тоже, у нас любовь морковь а потом ой сорян у меня на горизонте другая и она настоящая лесбиянка честное слово ни одно расставание с мужиком меня так не ебашило как с девушками

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@laev_iris

2 months

not a poly liker but one doechaser fic changed something in me

✿ 𝕭ee 🍉

@hypxrtyxc

2 months

not a jeverus liker but these 3 are inlove

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@laev_iris

18 days

atsushi sakurai as severus snape??? absolutely

Zoë ᵔᴥᵔ

@fruitypebbbb

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save me severus snape

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@laev_iris

26 days

@CaptainFFiction they pulled out the books so let’s look at it 1. portraits are caricatures, canonically 2. this one i see as a mother grieving it’s not like they didn’t know WHO he murdered like WHO he betrayed

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@laev_iris

1 month

hi

yassified sloth from ice age

@yassifiedsloth

1 month

Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot

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@laev_iris

1 month

and what if i say doechaser

Calypso ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

@weedtasticplant

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Snily

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@laev_iris

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@qoyuzas when i first started learning korean i didn’t understand why so many young people were referring it to as 헬조선 i genuinely thought it was just because of intense academic/career competition but omfg it is SO MUCH WORSE

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@laev_iris

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me and my most favourite gremlin throughout the years

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@laev_iris

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@orceress omfg that would be amazing

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@laev_iris

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@mimiminekosuki i hate how they “vanished” him in a very cinematic way book version is so much better he was supposed to die like any other human would, just fall down and be portrayed like any other corpse not so special at all

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@laev_iris

1 month

so you’d prefer a harrymort instead? 👀 oh mitzie you’re freaky

Mitzie! ୨ৎ

@talk4lotsovp

1 month

why do i have tomarry fucking shippers on tl omfg

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@laev_iris

2 months

@_cealesti they’re giving:

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@laev_iris

3 months

@horcrussy1 big part of his persona was being handsome and using it as a weapon even tho he himself hated his father’s face, pretty privilege is real yall

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@laev_iris

2 months

@nanmenmaii_ @Maydaysthesis

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@laev_iris

1 month

@_minkkk he was so STRESSED trying to kill albus a whole year just to find out later in life that it was all kinda planned lmao if we’re talking mpreg then scorpius severus is more like it ngl

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@laev_iris

3 months

@ferretinmypants it’s kinda in russian, i’m sorry 🥲

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@laev_iris

2 months

ohhhh and it’s just the beginning 🫢

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@laev_iris

1 month

@tomarcissist it reminded me of the fic i’m about to translate instead of chicken toy harry thinks of people as food and tom is thinking about how to make more money for both of them lmao

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@laev_iris

2 months

@librabrah волди по возвращению домой…

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@laev_iris

3 months

@enniostatic yes 🤭

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@laev_iris

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@runrunrandom u welcome

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@laev_iris

1 month

@ferretinmypants you read this one, right? if not then welcome 👀

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@laev_iris

3 months

@horcrussy1 i saw one where he gets nasty with molly…interesting things can be found on ao3, i never closed the tab that quickly before in my life

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@laev_iris

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@chercheurdemort i believe eva green was fan casted as her? count me in 😩

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@laev_iris

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valentine

@nihilistriddle

17 days

lmao he's so petty

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@laev_iris

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@heavenlyhjp are you sure…it’s yours?…. U SHUT YOUR MOUTH HARRY POTTER scorp looks like his daddy’s carbon copy

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@laev_iris

3 months

@horcrussy1 he needs a therapy and not be an auror, he’s traumatised af in the action it might not feel like a lot but when it finally stops and you think you can relax it hits you back so bad, that’s the reason of so many suicides of depressed people after starting taking the meds

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@laev_iris

20 days

wdym smut isn’t to educate who else will educate me on how to get fucked by a noseless snake looking dude with a hemipenis or to take an alpha’s knot 🙄

🐻 Wearing a Marshmallow

@PariahsBlade

20 days

The purpose of smut isn’t to educate but be a fantasy. Just because authors writes smut “incorrectly” doesn’t mean they don’t know how it actually works, but rather that they want to focus on ideas they find entertaining. They aren’t being paid and have no obligation to teach.

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@laev_iris

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@RiddleMeHarder @_cealesti found his shower gel, smells delicious

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@laev_iris

2 months

omg yes had a classmate who thought i was insane for reading fics like 12 years ago and what do you think she started babbling about manacled just last year, she was not even in the fandom 😩

elle 🐾

@loonapiena

2 months

*taps the sign*

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@laev_iris

10 days

i can’t believe the audacity of some people. they stayed one night, the second will be refunded but not from my fucking wallet and yes i will answer this bitch in english because fuck her

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@laev_iris

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meal of the day

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1 month

my girl dinner <3

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@laev_iris

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merry christmas everyone (???) bruh that’s way too early

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@laev_iris

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@kumamda2 @tonybelieveme парни в основном расставались из-за моего «тяжелого» прости господи характера, что в принципе валидно, я пограничница ещё та но! два расставания с девушками происходили на почве того, что они находили кого-то другого anyways может это и правда просто расстройство личности я хз

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@laev_iris

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the day he died i was like 10~11 barely understanding the fuck is going on but mtv was playing his music videos over and over and over again and i remember crying so much

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@iheartriIogy

19 days

This music video made Americans so infuriated, Michael Jackson had to film this in Brazil under the protection of a drug lord, This music video will remain the greatest off all time for centuries.