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@ferretinmypants

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☕︎ master thread ☕︎ ✦ for fics ✦ for chatting ✦ for support

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry meets Draco 5 yrs after they graduated, after they fell in bed together, and after he left thinking it was all a mistake. It wasn't, and Harry is ready to grovel for forgiveness. But then he sees him, a tiny boy with green eyes clinging to Draco's leg.

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since ppl asked for a part 2! #hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry has just begun to accept (and dread) Draco's admirers that receive more sweet smiles that Harry ever will, when the Yule ball is announced. And now every corner he turns, it's like someone is always talking to Draco.

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3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry doesn't know anything about purebloods which is why when the little 1st year boy approaches Draco in front of their class and presents him with a flower, he's understandably baffled. "I'm the heir of Barret family and I wish to marry you, Mr. Malfoy."

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry doesn't know anything about purebloods which is why when the little 1st year boy approaches Draco in front of their class and presents him with a flower, he's understandably baffled. "I'm the heir of Barret family and I wish to marry you, Mr. Malfoy."

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Prince Harry entered the castle to rescue the trapped princess but was instead graced with scene of the Great Silver Dragon bathing in his human form, long white hair cascading down his back, dragon scales shining like glitter on his alabaster skin.

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@ferretinmypants

27 days

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚

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27 days

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 Harry is a horny loser and Draco is DONE

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27 days

this is going to do irreparable damage to my drarry brain and im not even mad

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚

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3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Interviewer: Why did you kill those people? Dark Lord Harry: They called Draco fat. Interviewer:... But you killed 70 people. Dark Lord Harry: I know! You would think one of those 70 will understand the difference between being pregnant and being fat!

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 ✨stalker✨

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 moronsexual 🤓

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4 months

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 Pic Please 📸 1/4

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@ferretinmypants

27 days

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco: do you think I've gained weight? Harry, slamming shut his recipe book full of protein and carb rich foods: I think you've lost it actually. By the way I tried making chicken 65, wanna try?

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@ferretinmypants

2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry should feel ashamed. He was an Alpha, the Head Auror, the Chosen One, and yet here he was slobbering over Draco's long slender fingers, willingly kneeling between his spread legs, tasting the warm salty slick and rutting like a dog against his foot.

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23 days

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 yes harry, live that delulu dream!

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3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Sectumsempra scene but Harry is part vampire. It's the biggest secret of the Potter bloodline that even Remus & Sirius didn't know about. So when Harry smells delicious copper in the air, the ache in his gums is not entirely surprising. Its like a part of him

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@ferretinmypants

26 days

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹 a story in 3 parts

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 jealous 👀

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

I love to imagine that all Malfoy-Potter children eventually get glasses bcs Potter's bad eyesight gene is strong but they buy shades glasses so everytime they go out they can pretend to be 5 bodyguards protecting their Mommy (stupid artist rendition below, i tried) #hpdm #drarry

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22 days

had to change it bcs harry will never say that #hpdm #drarry

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@ferretinmypants

4 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco getting his womb absolutely battered by Dark Lord Harry

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@ferretinmypants

25 days

LITERALLY Draco sitting in the middle of Slytherin common room as all the boys drunkenly confess to him and fall over themselves

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baby

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@ferretinmypants

23 days

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco every year attending the funerals of his many pureblood husbands who died of mysterious causes. Behind him is Harry Potter, his rival-turned-friend, consoling him with a friendly, platonic arm wrapped tightly around his waist.

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black gowns have a special place in my heart

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 this is canon

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 helping a ✨friend✨

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 🩷 or 🤍 ?

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 pregnancy 🫄🏼

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

(I love to imagine that while Draco is a nightmare to Harry, he's the prettiest heartthrob among the purebloods and constantly has boys and girls coming to court him. And Draco is lovely to all of them which confuses Harry and makes him jealous :3)

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 harry rejected draco's hand in 1st yr but circumstances led him to accept that same hand in 7th yr. but do you ever think about a universe where harry accepted draco's hand in 1st yr but failed catch his hand in 7th yr?

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 P.R.I.C.K. 🍆

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 affair 👀

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚🔞 green eyes and won't leave me alone? you must be a Potter. 1/12

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 You know the clips where toddlers see their dad doing something for their mom and they copy it? Harry plaits Draco's long hair every night before bed. The day he's late, James climbs on the couch behind Draco and starts copying what his dad used to do.

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco always wakes up early, dressed in Harry's large shirt, and kisses Harry's closed eyes. His husband smiles and pulls him closer, buries his face in Draco's neck and inhales his scent. They stay like that for hours, enjoying the peace, enjoying their love.

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

sitting by the fire that Harry can probably use but his body already feels too hot. "I think" he starts, cheeks hurting with how wide he's smiling. He probably looks crazy but he doesn't care. "I have a date for the Yule ball."

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry: Daddy can't wait to see you baby Luna: You shouldn't talk to Draco's pussy like that Harry: Draco: Draco: He's talking to the baby in my sto— Harry: I can talk to my wife's pussy however I want. In fact today I'll talk to it in french Draco: HARRY

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 hacked 🤫

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 coward 😒

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Cat Draco has pure white fur and crow Harry loves to bury his face in that shiny coat. They're an unlikely pair but they're often found napping together under the sun, Draco's tail curled around his crow and Harry's beak resting on his cat's belly.

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3 months

#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 sugar baby 🍦

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 academically 🤓

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚🔞 Dark Lord Harry whose power manifests in the form of long black tendrils. When Lucius brings Draco to be Harry's right hand man, those tendrils wrap around the thin ankles and drag Draco to sit on Harry's lap. Lucius watches in horror as his son's clothes

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@ferretinmypants

2 months

the only time draco is on top is when he's riding harry's prick or face (and even then the baby starts crying and slumps down and harry has to hold him up 🩷)

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

So he doesn't say it. "He has your nose." Draco is silent for a long time but when he speaks, his voice is soft. "He does." When Draco walks away, Harry doesn't want to stop him. Five years will take time but Harry will give it all this time, he has too many regrets to fix.

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 idol draco + his delulu fan harry 🎤

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@ferretinmypants

2 months

his poor manners but the fierce determination and honesty reflected in those green eyes stopped him from feeling anything but adoration. A dragon's heart can only be given once. Draco had protected his own for so long, but alas, his fate was now held in these golden hands.

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry: draco said he doesn't love me! Draco: that's not what I said! Harry: then what did you say? Draco: that you have to stop sucking my ankle! Harry: IT'S THE SAME THING 😖

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@ferretinmypants

23 days

harry being the only one obsessed with draco while others go about their life is so fucking hilarious

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 size queen 🍆👑

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚🔞 Ever since Harry followed Draco back to his dorm under his cloak and saw his rival rubbing his little pussy, he had lost all semblance of moral. It didn't matter that Draco was shocked and shameful to feel Harry's mouth suddenly engulfing his pussy, trying

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco: what's this? Harry: that's a condom, love Draco: oh. you know how to use it? Harry: yeah *rolls it on his prick* see, like this Draco: huh, so here's a thought. why don't you use it and nOT KNOCK ME UP FOR THE 5TH TIME, HARRY JAMES POTTER!

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2 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 this is canon trust me

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 size queen 👑

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4 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry is a freak for Draco's cunt. Will flip his skirt or dress anytime anywhere and get on his knees to suck that fat pussy. Always has a hand shoved in Draco's panties to cup his pussy, playing with his clit and finger blasting his leaking hole.

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Drarry's "match my freak" is that they'll both try to baby trap the other. Harry will replace Draco's birth controls with sugar pills and Draco will then replace them with fertility pills. Harry will cum buckets in Draco and Draco will ask him to stay inside.

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

Blaise says with the daisy still tucked above his ear and dimple still visible on his cheek. Harry can't look away from Draco for their entire lecture, can't stop thinking about Ron's words. The image of Draco holding a little child flashes in his mind. Harry is /so/ fucked.

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 cutest femboy 🎀

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harry is canonically a hater and you can't convince me otherwise #hpdm

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry: bad people are so ugly *enters Draco Malfoy* Harry: his soft blond hair shine beautifully under the light, framing his pointed pale face. his eyes are so grey, like they're sparkling, his waist so small and petite Harry: anyway fuck bad people

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 creampies 🥧 (part 1/?)

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 draco's hair journey

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 harry makes his boyfriend draco wear this whenever they go out. his hand is always possessively groping the exposed cheeks, shamelessly dipping his fingers between them to rub the sopping pussy as they walk down the busy roads.

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 child support 🫄🏼

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 mermaid draco and harry, the man who went to die at the sea

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco is so utterly fucked and not in a good way. Okay maybe partially in a good way. The vibrations in his pussy feels so, so good. But he lost the fucking remote! He can't even look for it because everyone is seated and Snape has already started teaching.

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 After war, omega Draco is not able to make a good nest bcs all the fabrics he likes are expensive and the ones he can afford feel wrong. Cue Harry who secretly starts sending him expensive fabrics after seeing Draco cry silently looking at silk blankets.

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 multi tasking 👁‍🗨

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚🔞 Drarry gets hit with a spell that lets Harry hears Draco's thoughts. Harry expected to know about some secret mission but all he hears is Draco complaining about his fat pussy lips. Harry is so surprised when a distant "Merlin I hope my pussy isn't visible"

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco sitting on Harry's lap: I hate you so much Harry feeding Draco chocolates: Same you're annoying Draco massaging Harry: You're so stupid Harry cuddling Draco: You're insufferable Harry and Draco cooking and dancing together: I can't stand you

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

annoyingly perfect but it doesn't carry any sarcasm or sneer. It sounds... lovely. "And what a handsome heir he is. So proper too." The little boy puffs his chest and raises his chin that looks absolutely adorable. Draco seems to think so as well because he smiles, small but

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@ferretinmypants

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Sirens were extinct. Or that's what Harry thought until an auror mission led him to a hidden island. There was something familiar about this siren, something about the scattering of moles on his pale back that reminded Harry of a certain missing boy.

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco's pussy leaking cum. Just overflowing with jizz. Dripping sperm down his legs. Gaping open hole spurting release. Harry pushes Draco's lace panties through the mess, stuffing it inside the wet cunt. Draco full of Harry and his own panties.

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 virginity 👀

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Harry is so shocked he comes to a sudden stop, Ron running into his back. "Mate!" Draco giggles, fucking /giggles/, and the sound is so foreign Harry knows his mouth is hanging open. "Father told me the Barret heir will be joining this year" his voice is still posh and

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco has been taught that intimacy is a serious and necessary affair, a duty he must fulfill one day. It's only with Harry that he learns to smile during intimacy, learns to laugh as they tumble in bed together, learns to enjoy it with his whole being.

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#hpdm #drarry #drarryau 🌹💚 wife juice 🤤

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3 months

another unfamiliar sound. A laugh. He turns to see Draco laughing, hand covering his mouth, the other gently holding the daisy. Again he feels protectiveness well up but the next words catch him off guard. "Oh he's adorable!" Draco is laughing. It doesn't sound mocking, nor

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Draco: father, I'm gay Lucius: it's okay son, at least you're not dating Potter Draco:...... Lucius:... at least you're not having sex yet Draco:............ Lucius: at least you can't get pregnant! Draco:........... about that— Lucius: HOW—

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Drarry mutual baby trapping each other except that it's a fake pregnancy and they're looking at each other pretending to be happy about it like "whew, nice luck!" while planning how to baby trap the other again and be SUCCESSFUL this time.

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"That I can't argue with" Draco replies, a faint dip above the side of his lips that's facing Harry. "Well then, Mr. Barret, I accept your courting gift." A dimple. It's a dimple. Draco has a dimple. The little boy visibly lightens up when Draco extends his hand but he

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Draco starts to humiliate him. "Indeed. But Mr. Barret, aren't you a little young for me?" And Harry notes, with a surprise that makes this scene a whole lot more confusing, that Draco isn't humiliating him. He's humoring him. "Three years difference is hardly anything."

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry: I'm just going to talk to Professor Malfoy Ron: But he's with Auror Zabini Harry: I'm just going to talk to Professor Malfoy Hermoine: But they're probably talking about marriage Harry: I'm just going to fuck Professor Malfoy

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#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Ron: you have a problem Harry: what? Ron: you only shag tall blond pale men Harry: so? I have a type *cue a tall blond pale man with a snake tattoo on his forearm walking out of Harry's room* Ron: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM Harry: I HAVE A TYPE

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4 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 creampies 🥧 (part 2/?)

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4 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 creampies 🥧 (part 1/?)

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@ferretinmypants

1 month

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 #prompt Harry made a curse that people he sleeps with won't remember their activities the next day after too many of them went to the Daily Prophet. But then he slept with Draco. And that was the best night of Harry's life that Draco has now forgotten.

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@ferretinmypants

4 months

#drarry #hpdm boypussy!dlm, cnc When Draco gets to know Harry is inexperienced, he is excited to teach his boyfriend everything about intimacy. Except that Harry is too good of a student. "This okay?" Draco can't even talk, his fingers have gone white where he's gripping the

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

"Isn't he? And what a gentleman, did you see he was wearing a little bow tie?" Pansy chuckles and Harry is surprised that even that sounds genuine, though not nearly as lovely as Draco. Something is wrong with him. "I wanted to squish his cheeks so bad" Draco sighs and, fuck,

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@ferretinmypants

3 months

#hpdm #drarry 🌹💚 Harry carrying Draco back to the manor after he drank too much. They're not friends but Harry can't leave Draco with men who keep groping him (Harry is also one of those men).

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