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eve 🎃🍉

5 months

A Tomarrymort Fic Rec Thread (Newcomer Edition!) - some older/well-established classics - more EclipseWing propaganda bc that's who i am now - some personal favourites hit it!

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eve 🎃🍉

@_cealesti

26 days

mate he slept in a cupboard

Mack surname wolfstar

@wolfstartism

26 days

Harry wasn’t explicitly described as being abused (as far as I know? ‘Oh we treated you bad’ but not ‘we abused you’). But I don’t know many who would argue that he wasn’t abused or neglected in that situation. Sirius isn’t described as being an abuse survivor

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25 days

like Harry WAS explicitly described as being abused, whereas Sirius was only explicitly described as having a fraught relationship with his family. Anything else is ambiguous headcanon; acting otherwise is silly

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@_cealesti

6 months

hermione isn't beautiful, charismatic, nonjudgmental, "emotionally mature" or even remotely perfect. she's a ruthless, inflexible swot with flawless memory and an incredible ability to learn by rote which is about as terrifying as her fierce loyalty. write my girl right.

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@buffys

6 months

what opinion will you defend like this?

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@_cealesti

6 months

"omg ew why do you ship tomarrymort!!!" i cant help that im sexy and cursed with the ability to tell fiction from reality

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@_cealesti

6 months

okay but. are we ever going to talk abt our boy casting a successful cruciatus on his 2nd ever attempt (& that his 1st attempt wasnt successful only bc it came from grief)?? or that he held multiple people under the imperius with little to no experience with the curse??

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@_cealesti

4 months

im convinced yall don't actually look at a fic's anything before clicking on it

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@wwxwashere

4 months

reading 50k words of a fic only to find out it’s a work in progress

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@_cealesti

5 months

the fact that im seeing w my own two eyes j3gulus fans resorting to the "you just hate us bc we're queer and we're making queer content!!!" while simultaneously dissing tomarrys in the same breath... i just know that if i knocked on your forehead the sound would echo

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@_cealesti

4 months

harry has insane insight & perception stats but no one notices

🏳️‍🌈𝓛𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖞⸆⸉ | ...Ready For It?

@hlake72

4 months

@transmansev I made this Tumblr post in 2020 and it is still something that comes to mind over and over. I get so mad so quickly.

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@_cealesti

1 month

"a child and.. tom????" is fucking sending me

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@_cealesti

6 months

.... is enemies to lovers suddenly not a fandom staple 🤨

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@_cealesti

2 months

i love harry's canon appearance but i know i KNOW he'd be unstoppable if he got lily's red hair too

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@_cealesti

2 months

say sike rn

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@_cealesti

1 month

i find it funny (affectionate) when people give amortentia these very complex and specific scents to represent a character and there's no reasonable explanation as to why this character smells like burnt caramel or citrus or vanilla or etc

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@_cealesti

5 months

the "omg you're shipping a GROWN MAN with a CHILD" crowd annoys me so much. where the fuck it the grown man in question, becky. where is the child in question. all i see are lines on paper you fucking idiot

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@_cealesti

8 months

i used to think i was just into enemies to lovers type of ships, but now i think the ships i tend towards are the ones that share this sort of... bigger than life connection, "whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same", "he is not of their blood he is mine" +

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@_cealesti

5 months

i understand children lit might be too complex at times but did you miss the part where lucius malfoy caused the attempted serial killings in question

Maia

@maiamindel

5 months

Harry Potter has a recurring bit where Lucius Malfoy is painted as an unreasonable jerk for trying to get Dumbledore fired except the reason is, more or less "letting a serial killer target multiple students" every single time

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eve 🎃🍉

@_cealesti

5 months

im curious, what are you guys' guilty pleasure tropes 👀 im a sucker for the whole "hp characters read the books" trope, but its so hard to find any that go beyond the first chapters of PS!!

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@_cealesti

4 months

what gets to me the most here is the implication that helping harry is a transaction of sorts, yall get what i mean?

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@_cealesti

8 months

its him

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@pantbows

8 months

twitter draw your fav like this

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@_cealesti

20 days

mate you can sympathize with snape for all of those reasons & they're worth consideration but none of that excuses him calling his best friend a slur

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@sevsdealer

20 days

Where’s the plate?? ATE 🗣️🗣️

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@_cealesti

3 months

me when i don't read books

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@_cealesti

2 months

what does this mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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@_cealesti

6 months

if i had a nickel for everyone who calls harry dumb despite the clear contrary evidence in the books, i'd have enough money to buy a house in this economy

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@_cealesti

4 months

"oh sirius ABANDONED harry!" sirius left harry with a trusted order member (& provided him with a means of safe travel so he could take harry to dumbledore) and left in pursuit of the man who betrayed the potters bc sirius was the only person alive who knew who that man was....

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@_cealesti

11 days

genuinely incredible how they managed to be incomprehensibly wrong in every single take

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@sevvermore

11 days

idk why this came up on my fyp but now i'm just pissed, saying that severus didn't love lily is genuinely stupid and i'm tired of hearing it

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@_cealesti

3 months

poc hcs for harry always add new layers to his life with the dursleys in privet drive but the idea of harry being romani specifically punched me in the gut and left me to wheeze in pain

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@_cealesti

6 months

im fond of the idea that Tom's eyes are naturally a sort of reddish brown that feels a little unsettling for Muggles, and that his eyes later turn red [rather than any other colour] because the base shade was already there and also that he gets this eyecolor from Merope <3

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@_cealesti

16 days

the timeline does beautiful things sometimes

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@_cealesti

4 months

dumbledore wasn't even alive by the time lupin died lmao. i can't believe my man transcended death to get a marauder killed. it's giving icon i fear

um moza

@snapevulating

4 months

IJBOL THE WAY HES NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE OF THESE 😭😭😭😭😭

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@_cealesti

20 days

f/f tomarry is so superior im sorry....... like WOMEN

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@_cealesti

8 months

agree but please consider: hermione and ron are right there

mimi 𓇢𓆸

@babyboydlm

8 months

harry is so little brother coded i feel robbed that he didn’t have siblings

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@_cealesti

1 month

there's a lot to pick apart in the first tweet but i'm mostly getting stuck on the "he was a spy for about 5 seconds before he died" like....... i don't think you understand what a spy is

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@_cealesti

3 months

i dont get this lmao like sure beauty is completely subjective but like..... so what??? so what if he IS ugly???? what's the problem with a character being ugly????

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@_cealesti

6 months

im a little obsessed by diary!tom telling harry that they "even look something alike..." he can't just mean that they're both dark haired, right? like. what does it mean!!

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@_cealesti

2 months

right off the back, i will be honest, everyone please hold back the pitchforks: i am a canon-divergent aficionado for a reason and i do not find tomarry as juicy if Voldemort & the Potters' death aren't hanging over them like the world's most inconvenient ghosts —

hpwrbowdm

@hpwrbowdm

2 months

@_cealesti timeline mashup same age tomarry

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@_cealesti

8 months

there is no canon evidence that lily evans had any sort of "explosive temper", yall just say that because she's a redhead

kate ♡'s daddy alan

@dreamseverus

3 years

quote this with your harry potter opinions that would have you like this

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@_cealesti

1 month

they can't keep setting themselves up like this

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@monstercuddlers

1 month

Yes cause James would definitely think of regulus while looking at Harry’s eyes instead of his wife, who happens to have the same eye color💀 (and is also Harry’s mom but what do I know)

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@_cealesti

6 months

i think one of the things i like best in tomarrymort is when harry is forced to confront his feelings/attraction to someone who is objectively terrible & drawing out his worst instincts & that results in his own complete or partial corruption arc

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@_cealesti

2 months

im not even a snily shipper per se but yall want what snily has

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@_cealesti

6 months

"omg if you ship tomarrymort youre LITERALLY a pedophile, harry is a child!!" yes darling i'm sure that'd be the most pressing concern of their relationship

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@_cealesti

23 days

@snilycoded james potter literally died for his son & this is how his so-called fans act

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@_cealesti

6 months

a fandom tendency that particularly icks me is when the man from a canon m/f relationship is shipped with another man and the m/m ship ends up having the child from the og m/f couple

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@_cealesti

5 months

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

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@_cealesti

5 months

oh i am eating so well today

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@_cealesti

5 months

@StolenViolet oh believe me, i understand completely. i had a work call at 9am sharp but i looked at your art again before it and simply had to stop to jot this down

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@_cealesti

8 months

i dont think tom riddle is voldemort, but i do think voldemort is tom riddle. ya feel?

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@_cealesti

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@tukka_tukka bc people hate taking accountability and it's easier to blame fiction

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@_cealesti

9 months

people see Vee changing his name & face and understand it as a rejection of his Muggle connections & background; but SOMEHOW the thing he wouldn't reject would be...homophobia? babes, man heard that sodomy was a sin and he immediately turned around & did it. idk what to tell you

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@_cealesti

4 months

i guess my biggest struggle in this fandom is that i NEED harry to always give as good as he gets regardless of who im shipping him with & regardless of whether he gets fucked stupid or not ya know

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@_cealesti

3 months

also it's hysterical to see someone ick out at the thought of "proshippers in fandom" & then check their bio and see that they kin a death eater

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@_cealesti

2 months

@LiquidLucknStuf sirius & ron both say prejudiced stuff about the house elves in canon, i think it's entirely reasonable to assume that sirius especially would still have a lot of stuff to unlearn

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@_cealesti

1 month

like harry's "floral scent" is ginny's shampoo, right? hermione's movie "mint toothpaste" is ron's toothpaste. it's not that ginny and roo naturally smell like flowers and mint, it's just the smell that harry and hermione have come to associate with them

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@_cealesti

4 months

hot take i have zero interest in the upcoming hp adaptation & i genuinely wish people would stop financially interacting with hp in any and all capacity

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@_cealesti

7 months

babes, lets do better. the first question was funny, second question they're literally just looking for attention & yall are providing. for FREE switch gears. tell me your favourite thing about tomarrymort (trope/plot point/headcanon/song/anything). let's focus on our boys

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@_cealesti

5 months

harry's anger is something that is so important to me actually

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@_cealesti

4 months

okay babe but 1)how many of these sources are on ao3 and 2)i would dearly love to see the aforementioned sources as well as the book passages that imply this. please. tis a mighty need

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@_cealesti

2 months

in the kilometer-wide list of things that make JKR quite veritably not a feminist, writing a book about a boy wizard isn't one of them

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@_cealesti

1 month

i did this in my fic already but tom smells treacle tart in his amortentia because harry enjoys it and eats it often and so tom associates the smell with harry's presence, not because harry himself like.... smells like treacle tart....

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@_cealesti

2 months

james' features, lily's eyes, hair as messy as james and dark red as lily's..... insane. petunia & severus wouldn't be able to stand the fucking sight of him

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@_cealesti

1 month

and when i say some people outright don't belong in fandom spaces

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@_cealesti

2 months

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@_cealesti

8 months

"omg are we surprised that this bound fic drama is coming from the HP fandom?" no sweetie, bc if you spare half a braincell you'll realize that HP is both mainstream & nostalgic enough for non fandom people to indulge while still mostly understanding the context of the fic.

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@_cealesti

6 months

"fyp" actually means "for your block list"

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@_cealesti

6 months

yes we're going to protect people who "are sensitive to topics" by saying "grape" instead of "rape", bc, as we all know, trauma can only be triggered by a specific code word. also, we don't want people to be able to blacklist this code word, so we'll use tiktok censoring instead

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@_cealesti

6 months

so... we all understand that the protections for the philosopher's stone were perfectly adequate, right? we understand that the true trap was the mirror of erised, and that all the other traps were meant to both slow V down and lull him into a fake sense of security... right?

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@_cealesti

6 months

and he should have tried harder 🥰🥰

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@_cealesti

2 months

and V would KNOW what it's like to be wrecked by powerful auburn haired mfers across three different generations

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@_cealesti

6 months

"hp fandom read the books" challenge (impossible)

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@_cealesti

1 month

fine, ill bite. genuine question here from someone that generally has a preference but will read anything ...... why

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@ItsRiito

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"So you're telling me you won't read the plot-driven, amazing 150k fic just because the characters you like the most aren't bottoms?" Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying

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@_cealesti

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why i hate dumbledore: - he didn't read the books & so didnt make decisions based on the information i have as a [reader/movie-watcher/fanfic-reader-with-absorbed-lore]

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@snapevulating

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this dumb bitch

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@_cealesti

6 months

ig the reason why im usually more into canon adjacent/canon divergence fic when it comes to tomarrymort (as opposed to complete AUs) is that i'm not just into those two characters together, i'm into their particular dynamic in canon and the inherent conflict of their relationship

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@_cealesti

6 months

and ALSO this makes me think of the similarities between the patronus charm and the unforgivables (namely that they're spells that require powerful magic and equally as powerful INTENT) and how we don't see a lot of characters successfully using both??

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@_cealesti

6 months

im always on my bullshit but bashing is unironically & without exaggeration the laziest & most boring way to create needless and uninteresting conflict

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@cruciofixo

6 months

why are some people here so obsessed with making harry mean and abusive.. it’s so embarrassing. you can tell they don’t even like the actual characters, just the OC they made up

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@_cealesti

6 months

this type of content is exactly why i have notifications on for OP's posts i, too, would be delighted to read more about the polycule from hell, also known as "harry has double scary dog privilege"

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@_cealesti

2 months

like the more i think of it... if i were a dr4rry i would be fucking indignant at this comparison too. dr4rry as a ship (much like tomarry!) has so much history & characteristic tropes & layers. treating them as exchangeable is equally as insulting to both ships

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@_cealesti

5 months

why are people so ashamed of making OCs... just give Regulus and Sirius a Gary Stu third little brother like god intended

Arin

@chercheurdemort

5 months

is it just me or everyone else takes it a personal offense when mfans downplay voldemort's in every sense to make their pathetic favs seem more favorable?🙃

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@_cealesti

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im so sorry to billdip mains, i thought tomarries were in the trenches but the billdip tag is literally just people going "ew icky" nonstop

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@_cealesti

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ah, also: people exaggerating harry's abuse at the hands of the dursleys, ESPECIALLY when they insist on depicting it as overwhelmingly physical its not a hp fandom exclusive, unfortunately, but it always feels like they dont consider harry's canon abuse as "bad enough"

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@_cealesti

2 months

nothing screams "peaked in high school" like calling people "freaks" online

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@_cealesti

6 months

"sweet" isnt exactly the adjective id use to describe harry but i also dont care enough to argue

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@_cealesti

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@severusceo man went for the fucking jugular

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@_cealesti

2 months

my partner was reading the top ao3 ships list and the JUDGEMENT in his voice when he read out "barty crouch jr/evan rosier" im crying 😭😭 he's not even in fandom like this was from the heart

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@_cealesti

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every so often i think of V on his knees for Harry and i just

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@_cealesti

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@hpwrbowdm for some reason the "cilantro soap gene" is what's making me giggle

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@_cealesti

5 months

why is severitus so good. what is it about that man that makes me look at him and think "aaah yes. A Dad"

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@_cealesti

2 months

something that makes me SOO uncomfortable is when people make hermione's hair straighter or "wavy" when they put her in a slytherin!au....

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@_cealesti

6 months

personally i think it's fair and healthy to ship characters that have never even looked at each other in canon but this is genuinely laughable; as if Harry's life doesn't revolve almost entirely around Voldemort, as if Harry doesn't genuinely and frequently empathize with him....

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@_cealesti

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all shipping goggles aside, Lucius & Narcissa DEFINITELY thought Draco had a bit of a crush on Harry like i'm sorry but there's only so many times your kid can go on and on about Saint Potter before you start to have your doubts

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@_cealesti

8 months

why not?

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@cuntybrina

8 months

tomarry shippers, i just have one question: why???

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@_cealesti

6 months

also that idiot saying that all tomarries are cishet white women.... sorry guys ig im only 1/4 tomarry :(( do yall think the snacks will take me in

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@_cealesti

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sooo i heard it's officially @tomarrybigbang week 👀 hope yall are hungry for some season appropriate f/f tomarry <3

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@_cealesti

2 months

How do you handle the moral and ethical implications of the Harry/Voldemort pairing? — By having a firm grip on the difference between fiction and reality — which necessarily includes viewing Harry and Voldemort as narrative tools…

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@_cealesti

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ngl if you're going to attempt to assassinate a presidential candidate then you best not fucking miss

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