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lachlan

@lachnkey

4 months

hey.. over one year on T

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

fellow heat intolerant people.. how are we coping rn and how are you coping with the knowledge that future summers will be even worse?

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@lachnkey

1 month

i'm not coping i'm going to die 🥲

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lachlan

@lachnkey

22 days

y'all masking?

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Yall masking?

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@youdoingtoomuch have to say... she coulda replaced awkwafina's character easily 😁

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

was not expecting this to blow up but please help someone deal with this heat !!

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@laymagdalene333

1 month

🚨 V URGENT REQUEST hey y’all, i need about $30 to get a fan delivered today, would really appreciate getting this met today as i started antidepressants that make more prone to heatstroke and i have POTS as well, thanks so much

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@leovenuslesbian sapphics don't even listen to girl in red that's for the WHITES

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@kirkxxs i read talb first and then had to CONVINCE my mom to let me read tsitp cuz she read the reviews beforehand and was like well .. it's a lil older and anyway everyone says it's the worse of the two series. she let me read it tho n boy did it suck ass

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@terribadgerdgaf have not figured out swimming yet, but have done aquatic therapy (head always above water) with a mask. water can bob and hit it tho 😭 not perfect and have zeroooo idea for swimming except renting one for privacy

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@kelslc yeah ! 🥹

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lachlan

@lachnkey

8 months

it's official.. i've become a victim of the she/her to she/they to they/she to they/she/he to they/he to he/they to he/him pipeline

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

i'm what's called a stud in progress

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@ReesiePeacie ?

COVID still exists: When is the queer party no longer the protest?

In lieu of governing bodies taking the cries of the most vulnerable in our society seriously, I believe it forces our hand.

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@_haaniyah_ right like why was he in the nanny bro 💀

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@deviouslez screenshots from his comment section that go over why you should never adopt with the idea of building a family. nobody is owed a family or a child and that child should be able to reject you without being legally tied to you. center kids always! not your want for a family

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@syderature chicago has a lot of maskers AND black people :)

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@superbatdays comic?

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@kingbealestreet just started ugly betty for the first time and some shit truly makes me gasp

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

previous need met! here's a fundraiser to get a ton of cities some masks :)

MaskBlocPDX

@MaskBlocPdx

2 months

Our multi-state fundraiser to purchase masks to get out in our communities is just over half-way funded!! Thank you to all who’ve donated & please continue to share.

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@kirkxxs just muttered to myself "WHOOO is beatrice"

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lachlan

@lachnkey

6 months

i'm not new to this, i'm true to this 🖖🏽

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@kirkxxs imagine begging to read a series only to find out you shouldn't have wasted your energy 😭😭😭

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@whoshotlouise i went on a whale watching ship and this man who was an expert with the local whales was like "oh that's [name] and that's [name]" after glimpsing one singular fin... i was like sir what can you see

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@ArabianBatboy he's an eldest brother and the sooner people accept it THE BETTER

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@shaTIRED you gotta know your international audience first omg it's 3:23am for them

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@mophairedweirdo was in another server where a similar thing happened. would appreciate someone doing alt text but yeah :3

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@terribadgerdgaf it's fun to be in water even if you can't swim!!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@GBZed ppl should try to not use the term willynilly cuz they use it as a way to separate and it's literally just rebottled bigotry… but even then… "perceived" is RIGHT there to put the weight on SOCIETY instead of the person like… presenting makes me twitch at least say presenting

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lachlan

@lachnkey

8 months

covid safe/conscious/cautious/science folks — are there stats/studies on masking harm reduction in public (like taking your mask off for less than a minute to drink water) vs not breaking the seal (keeping your mask on at all times until in an unexposed place)? obvi it's safer

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@dashiedoll @deviouslez essentially, adoption is about owning a child. not about caring for one or getting them their best needs. they can lose their last names, bio connections, etc. it's harm (and originates in treating kids as property). obvi there are exceptions but as a whole the system is fucked

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@heymrsbond so many texas mask blocs i could point you to depending on your location!!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

i literally don't post my own thoughts on here but i'm getting close to cussing some of you out atp my GOD

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@dashiedoll @deviouslez the point is that the whole system is fucked up and oppressive and doesn't support children. if they need homes, it should be through fostering/legal guardianship with an emphasis on bio reunification instead of them having their past legally erased without informed consent

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@dashiedoll @deviouslez ik this from listening to adoptees/foster kids.... there are a lot of resources out there to see why so many of them are against adoption as a whole. their stories and opinions should be listened to — they lived it

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

@wizardress_ @dis1oc4te

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

i was expecting three mutuals to reply to this and 7 likes i'm crying what's going on

lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

fellow heat intolerant people.. how are we coping rn and how are you coping with the knowledge that future summers will be even worse?

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@ShlomoBen1 @shaTIRED erm....... some of these people are not what's described 😭

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@dashiedoll @deviouslez queer people who can't conceive children themselves/within their relationships think they have the right to have children through adoption and that's not true since adoption strips the rights of those said children... so it's rightfully being called out

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

capaldi didn't play his electric guitar every episode to be voted 3rd like this

Bad Wolf Archives

@BadWolfArchives

1 year

Which era of the revived Doctor Who series do you think had the best music overall?

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@heystraights it's true — which comes to the bigger point that No one is owed children including birth parents. if they aren't safe to be raising kids or specific kids reject them (or they reject said kids) then they should have no right to them either

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@spookie_hoochie it's also important to mention that abbott has been in the works since BEFORE the pandemic. it wasn't created just now and it's a BIG thing to tackle

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@ksgdrake something so special to me about bruce being a genuinely good dad til jason's death and falling off.. but still not being Bad/Abusive obviously 🙄 but dick and jason both remembering good childhoods with him til he got a little sick in the head...

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lachlan

@lachnkey

8 months

@prietodyke the biggest give away is saying shit like that but using "mfs" 😭😭😭 wanna say nigga SOOO bad

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lachlan

@lachnkey

19 days

@stagediv @kirkxxs i followed her when i first got on here, grew increasingly uncomfortable, unfollowed. her stuff would still come up in my feed tho so i muted her. but then i said no no i'll give her another chance and unmuted her (did not follow).......... wrong decision !!!!!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@paulswhtn shh.. i'm tryna gaslight the population into not knowing it exists

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

i see a lot of people who mask all the time in public and even in their homes, but still take the risk of dining indoors in public. seems like they think it'll be fine as long as they mask when they aren't eating or drinking. trying to understand the mindset cuz i see it a lot?

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@kirkxxs RACIST? 😭😭 and chose a black persons tweet talking about it ?? 😭😭😭 i'm laughing god

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@nyssasorchid this and also i think it's egregious that 10 as a human doesn't care about other humans .. lol .. like ALL white people weren't all absurdly racist, it's accurate to the times, but there have always been (ugh) "allies" who don't buy into everything they're taught

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lachlan

@lachnkey

6 months

🤭 check us out

(Mask Up) Cincy for Crip Futures

@cripfutures513

6 months

Free masks for Cincinnati, Ohio! If you’re in Cincinnati or nearby and need high-quality masks (or respirators), we are here to provide them for free, no questions asked. Our mask request form is open and linked in our bio!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 months

@guavaqt imagine my shock when i opened up the poll and saw the numbers started at 2k

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@paulswhtn listen listen listen FORGET about the plots. the plots don't matter. don't. there are a few gems but most are flops FORGET ABOUT IT. have fun w 13 and the fam and just. it's camp okay 🤭

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

nonblacks thinking that people look masc just because they hypermasculinize black people and think our features are automatically masculine

kaiser ✮ jemily canon

@iwagender

3 years

pls don’t let the flop but black trans people, what are some issues youve seen in the trans community? more specifically in reference to microagressions done by white trans people.

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@kirkxxs watching you fight off anti-vitamin(?) autism moms, former gifted kids, adhd gatekeepers, and now abled people straight up ignoring ableism in media... all in one day

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@pakunodykee i said it already but weird ass meme format to steal as a nonblack anyway...

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@ksgdrake but maybe that's just because of his pre-80s/90s darkening of character when he was actually a compassionate and caring person

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lachlan

@lachnkey

20 days

first pandemic masked selfie (july 2020) vs latest (july 2024) it's wild how far i had to scroll from march 2020.. this was at my old pediatrician. girl we was in the HOUSE!!!!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

oomf tryna hit marc jacobs

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@heystraights i could engage in casual stuff with someone who doesn't mask regularly, but not long term or in any kind of deep way. caring about disability justice is a must for me in friendships and relationships. my whole family still masks and my close friends do too

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

this man singlehandedly furthered the swirl agenda in the 2010s

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lachlan

@lachnkey

11 months

@stargirlboydyke omg that's so amazing!!!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

@Sadcarl_ lol if they actually unlearned it, they'd know not to call themselves race traitors

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@kirkxxs this is wild cuz there's nothing "implied" about blue lives matter and maga parodied hats like 😭😭 it's not like american flags everywhere which is a red flag but could kinda be rationalized, it's passionately racist merch which is an outward declaration !!

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@bitewingg @teentltanz gottaaaa be the same person like 😭

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@paulswhtn LMAOO i'm an 11 hater 🥱 but he's okay ig

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@batsapphics #that account saying duke's more interesting with his family after saying he's "not interesting at all" ...like this is 2018 but i'm thinking maybe someone just doesn't like duke and never did lmfao

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@sweetdenimsongs + i think there is a distinction between yt ppl w autism and yt ppl w WHITE autism .. it's not all of them,, and i can literally tell depending on how they react to race stuff

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@heystraights as many adoptive/foster parents there are out there looking to mold a child into their family without being trauma informed, there are j as many real caregivers being denied access to parent/support their children that they're familial with that the state won't recognize

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

@risutodd "GOODBYE--!!"

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@xolopiyotl this has me in TEARS

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@kelslc um yeah 😭 don't know if this heat wave is temporary or not though cuz rn my weather app has been saying my city is ~10 degrees hotter than it is on average. hopefully it's temporary so it won't be This Bad all summer

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

a mystery we may never solve

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lachlan

@lachnkey

2 years

explain to me how jason hypothetically has four brothers but damian doesn't

Nightwingology

@Nightwingology

2 years

Damian: "I have a brother!" Me: You already had three. And a sister.

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lachlan

@lachnkey

6 months

this is me at age eight on halloween... the trans audhd evidence has ALWAYS been there

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@stargirlboydyke why would you make me do this

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

a lot of these are martha episodes... 👁👁 ANTIBLACK !

chlo 🏎️

@_cosmicangst

1 year

And the worst , from which I’ve learnt y’all don’t like Impossible planet/ Satan pit and hope the devil gets you all x

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@libras4eva sometimes there really are power dynamics at hand and too high expectations/standards... but sometimes.. you are simply... being a roommate like that's what a household looks like idk

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

hook up with marc jacobs

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 months

@donyalesmuse @gettinscared heads up about valves! they protect you, but they don't protect others. your air is filtered in, but not filtered out

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 months

wait this is cracking me up cuz i thought it was satire but op is dead serious

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@redstonerjk

3 months

@_2BeExotic Seems like he doesn't understand it, maybe a deep personal explanation on why you choose such would help that. I think most can relate to facts like not dating certain types of people cause you feel that you don't want to deal with their attachments, the same way with certain sex

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lachlan

@lachnkey

4 months

when you think about it que sera sera is lowkey a trans anthem

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

you think i wanna get with an old white cis gay man? :/ i think your whiteness is more of a disease than my jealousy will ever be

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@elfdemeanor

3 years

@majorlachdown jealously is a disease, get well soon 💛

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 month

@mophairedweirdo they did NOT expect to get outnumbered. the silence 😭😭😭

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@sweetdenimsongs i've been trying to explain what "white autism" is to other people cuz it's not just autism and it's not just being white 😭 it's so hard to articulate but people either get it immediately or are lost

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@softbutchloser in tears like that can't be. the fact that it's both of them is so gut punching

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@lachnkey

10 months

@sweetdenimsongs yeah!! i never see anyone talking about it so i'd love to see/hear some more people discuss it

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@sweetdenimsongs yt people get mad at anything that points out their whiteness informs every action regardless of any other marginalization

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

marc jacobs has been strangely silent since this was tweeted..

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@elfdemeanor

3 years

marc jacobs do you like trans people follow for yes ignore for no

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

because they're both BLACK exactly !

jack !! ♆

@fictionalxmoon

1 year

thinking about the parallels between percy jackson and miles morales again

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@lachnkey

1 year

@camillard oh........ not me thinking this was about the evening and not even questioning it... like 5:30 in the morning wasn't even fathomable to me

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lachlan

@lachnkey

9 months

@ablackjellybean just rewatched it last night. brings me soooo much joy, it's a beautiful story

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@syderature i don't even live in chicago, but i've been visiting it like at least twice a year for the past four years and it makes me feel so good whenever i'm there. think i might end up there eventually.... it's promising as hell

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lachlan

@lachnkey

10 months

@lavendnoir @sweetdenimsongs first thing i realized when i saw the callout post 💀💀 oh the irony

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

me plugging kelly clarkson's new album:

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@DetroitEmory

1 year

I think y’all are sleeping on chemistry. Chemistry isn’t just fire and desire lol. It plays into humor, banter, daily talks. Like these are vitalities in relationships no lol?

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@lachnkey

3 years

@4M1RZ I DIDNT MEAN TO START THIS GAJSJDHDKDJD

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@paulswhtn mermaids

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lachlan

@lachnkey

1 year

@kirkxxs i'm sitting here saying the same thing cuz WHAT is going on .. as i scroll it gets worse .. why are they angry at you 😭😭 all they had to say was "oh okay thought you were serious my b lol" like... just move on omg

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@lachnkey

9 months

@softbutchloser what's wilder is it did end for some people in 2022.....

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lachlan

@lachnkey

3 years

@theblvckhorned im not in this but its v telling how all the yt in bios are talking about tone policing an autistic person when that's what they did with added on racism like the fact that they can't even defend themselves when it comes to the racial aspect so they just straight up ignore it 🤨

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