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@lablronw
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My Twitter is legit for me to talk to myself
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@55mmbae Everyone else can go home atp
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Not so hot take: Saweetie can’t perform without being out of breath because of the crap she eats yet people assume she’s healthy. Those same people strain their voices yelling about Lizzo’s size yet she can run and perform circles around Miss 6 Piece Nugget Meal
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@Nimalo_Nisanto @peachbubbletea_ Imma need y’all to stfu before they keep pitching membership ideas in their meetings.
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@Maddie_JeanYT @TheCandyyShop @daweaver27 iPhone users are literally delusional. Please excuse her
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@lablronw
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@Oloni Lmfao wtf.... am I in a relationship now?
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@miiriya1 Lmfao people calling you the Candyman of Twitter bestie
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@TheCandyyShop @Maddie_JeanYT @daweaver27 They’re a car behind the speaker and zooming in on the caloric fine print my guy
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@lablronw
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Well this just shot my confidence through the roof
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@lablronw
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@5foot3not2 @opstandige @WESTINDIANPAPl Then start a GoFundMe and shut up. Don’t be mad because you’re blocking your own bag 🙂
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@hoodmedusaa @NotGeauxGabby @901lolahoney You still would have to carry it.... which is one of the problems. Also, there are already thousands of children waiting to be adopted.
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@guccijor @EmpressLaina @TheTaylorPerrin Okay but your display name is so cool!
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@lablronw
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Literally everyone in America is dissatisfied with their salary dude
@Bossip
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"The stunt was orchestrated by Smollett because he was dissatisfied with his salary, so he concocted the story of an attack." -CPD Chief Eddie Johnson.
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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Which goes to show what we all know: you bird brained fatphobic bimbos know absolutely nothing 🙂
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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@itsTheJoJohnson @flyrebel @SpinGriffey It's clear what he meant by the tweet tho. You need someone who genuinely IS the brand for this to work. Megan is good as hell because she's transparent and real
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@lablronw
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@annisnotalright @bbymayo_ @puthbts …is what you must be lacking because it wasn’t worded poorly at all.
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@lablronw
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Come on, sis!!!!! Excellence
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@itskeyon Send my love to ya lil lo-over!!!! Treat her better
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@Moyoskii Girl!!! I was like is she sears......She cannot be sears😭
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@lablronw
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@makjako I’ll be back in 24hrs and let y’all know if I get my feelings hurt
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@besnikrunjeva @crueloverz A positive queeeeeeen!
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@lablronw
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Before this is misconstrued in anyway, I enjoy both ladies. The “what about their health?” brigade is just incredibly bias and that’s all I’m pointing out
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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@jacksonmuffet AND the flute! I played for 9 years and that it’s not easy whatsoever😭
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@itskeyon Okay turns out those are not the words...welp
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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And that’s exactly why I question when people say an ab*ration is too expensive because???? $900x1 or $1,300x12 + whatever Tf else
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Yall paying $1,300 a month for DAYCARE???? i see why yall parents just be angry.
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@noony0g ♓️🐠
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@lablronw
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@rueby_V Meanwhile I just perfected my own sushi and now it’s being slandered 🙂
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@lablronw
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Anti-Black has become y’all’s parsley
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@lablronw
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@missjaszmine1 @ayemishelle OH THIS WHAT WE DOIN NOW? 🤪
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I’m ✨NOT✨ claiming this
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@lablronw
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As a reminder: just because a conversation is new to you does not mean it is new.
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☆beebz☆… is a simp
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Y’all didn’t start having these luxury takes until black women started to indulge in it…. That’s all I’m saying
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@makeupbyshaniah Not this video being a meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jil_slander @Paulinax3x3 One time I thought I came up with the whole Inception plot as I was watching it. I even started writing it down 😭😭😭😭😭
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@saturnbrie @angiebaddd_ By that time Bezos will have bought the planet (he’s AI so he’ll be alive for sure)
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@itskeyon Yes but start with this one! Otherwise 😬 too much dip on ya chip
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@lablronw
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Finally can say I’m a part of @MakeupForWOC ’s #glazeddonutgang 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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@_benjvmins_ Lmfaooo like....he literally just proved your point
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@yaboyko_ @BrotherNature Catch & Release // Matt Simons
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@angeIictears Meanwhile I'm in heels like
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@kalenuwu @D33Slanga @Bleusclue Lmfaooo y’all are sick😂😂😂
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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•The nightly fireworks for a month across the damn country •People pretending to care about Black ppl •Pussies on IG live for a thousan dollars •Toilet paper being resold for $50
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What’s one moment in 2020 that really made you realize how crazy this year was ???
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@_itsLi_ 🍩🍩🍩
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@SportyDooWop Highkey just want attention lmao
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@lablronw
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@BDTRELILBROTHER I had to do a digital one because I don’t have the patience 🥴
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@lablronw
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@crystianp12 @Unpopul00522849 @tdiizzlleee @elvale_1 I know March felt long but China’s lockdown started January 23 lmfao. Deff not 8 months ago
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@lablronw
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@lifeofrickey And broke mine out into hives☹️☹️☹️. Always remember to do a test patch even though you might think it’s dumb
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@lablronw
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@SnipedPaulie And you know what....I would’ve been right there with them because I’m so confused😭😭😭😭😭 how?
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@lablronw
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@johnbrougher @Oloni Yep! That's his legal name 🙂
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@lablronw
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A bad bitch’s breakfast
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@lablronw
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“Let women do what they want” while ignoring the deep rooted issues of why a lot of women get BBLs and other cosmetic surgeries is very on brand for girls
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@AceandtheSpade
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I be quiet when y’all talk about what you wouldn’t do for your man, bc this the exact sandwich I’m making at 3am 🤣
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@AlexisLovesMe @surgeryclip Yo same, this needs to be a lil longer
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@makeupbyicess Finally 🤪🤪🤪
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@lablronw
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I've finally realized that stressing for people to treat me the way I deserve isn't worth it. The right people will treat you correctly
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Black women shouldn’t have to be “brave” just be comfortable.. which was the point of the original tweet.
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@JenniferRoseNYC Ooooo I know she walking around smelling musty. Onion juice????
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@myzodiacsignLEO @_MariTaylor @THAiALXNDR @radricadavis A child shouldn't have to worry about posting their birthday pics and having someone twice their age message them about sex. Careful, your idiocy is showing.
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@foreignboiii_ @asaolusz @mof0_jones @morgan_youngg Talking all that shit.... looking the way you do😔😔. @asaolusz ur beautiful girl
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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I can't believe there are people on God's green Earth that think Nicki Minaj is better than Lil Kim.... lmfao
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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Always remember the cardinal rule of Twitter: if it’s mostly men or white people agreeing with you, it’s an awful take
@_PhallonX0X0
And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU
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The side of twitter that don’t hate men is way funnier
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I think sometimes Black people see anything involving 🏳️‍⚧️ and immediately lack reading comprehension. She wasn’t wrong and your reasoning for doing it is completely your own but what gets me is the upset at it being said on your video. A general point can still stand +
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Welp a few people have taken my wax video and gone viral. The only thing I spent here was time. I don’t spend money to remove facial hair, I’ve signed deals and get paid to so. I enjoy educating people about PCOS, as I learn. I’m sure there’s other ways to get your point across.
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@tinashehive @Qute_nonsense @danislim__ @flyingscrotus @_ihermosa @milfatfirstsite But don’t you need a birth certificate to get.... a passport. I’m so confused 😭
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@lablronw
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@afrococos @HBCUfessions On Netflix+Hulu ya just gotta go to settings and hit “sign out of all devices”
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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Lmao a Black woman defending white feminism on my TL is wild 😭
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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Breaking fast with this beauty. Slowly trying to get into 🥑 because I always see @plantbasedvibes eating it 👀
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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You guys wanna hear some fuck shit? You deff don't but here I goooo
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@triptrap88 who exactly are you calling ugly?
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@lablronw
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This is making me sick to my stomach. Someone who loves there said the fire alarms go off at least twice a week so people stopped paying attention to them… how awful
@nytimes
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A fire in a Bronx apartment building on Sunday killed at least 19 people, including nine children. A total of 63 people were injured. “This is going to be one of the worst fires that we have witnessed during modern times,” Mayor Eric Adams said.
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@lablronw
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ME ME ME
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@lablronw
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@JusticeTierney I’ve been feeling like ass lately so let me join y’all 😭
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@JAYVERSACE Say no more!
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My fit // my bag
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@HolaRosse @Serah0313 @KendallJenner No one probably cared enough to watch the video if we’re being honest
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@tiadataurus @AdrianXpression THE HARDEST! Like bitch the air control??? THE EMBOUCHURE? I played the flute for 9 years and can’t imagine twerking while doing it. People just hate her man. It’s sad
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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I need a sugar daddy. I’m tired of this lol
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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I hate when y’all make me agree with men but tweets like these and the women in the quotes are why women only apps would absolutely suck dick
@evtijerinaa
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me n pretty girls get along jst fine its u gobblins that be mad with da world
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@MakeupForWOC I wanna be yassified 🤩
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@JAYVERSACE I stayed in a different fancy hotel every weekend for 6 months because I had it like that 💅🏽
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@lablronw
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Y’all really don’t thrift often because a lot of items definitely don’t have tags
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lauren connecticut
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@SpookySparagus @angeIictears Ol girl may have won but her ankles did not 😬
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@lablronw
lauren connecticut
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Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating 😛
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