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A dumb ass IT Pro. Data Engineering these days. A Rap head. Modern day William Wallace 'cause I'm Bravehearted. Arsenal Fan. 💯OBIdient. #CATHOLIC #Dust #God

In your Alternate Universe.
Joined August 2010
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1 year
When the people shall grow weary of their constitutional right to amend their government, they shall exert their revolutionary right to dismember and overthrow that government." - Lincoln (1861) Peter Obi/Bendel Insurance/Havertz/Arsenal/Elupee/Titanic/Rufai/Mount/Bill Gates
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3 months
Open letter to Wike ( @GovWike ). No one voted you into any public office, you are a fvcking appointee. If you want to give any public address, address yourself, your family, and minions. Stop parading yourself as King Kong. Vermin don't address humans. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
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2 months
We protested for days and instead of you to sponsor a bill to at least meet one of the demands, you sponsored one to gag us. @Speaker_Abbas we refuse to be slaves in our own country. To hell with you and your bill. Coward #StopCounterSubversionBill #ProtestIsMyRightTajudeenAbbas
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1 year
Pls RT, let it trend. Behold Iyang Ekpo. The NEW FACE OF JUDICIAL RASCALITY in Nigeria. He said he doesn't have jurisdiction to rule on d 25% locus standi case on behalf of FCT residents, but he gave himself jurisdiction to fine & seize the case files to bar appeal. Peter Obi
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3 months
This flyer just got to me. There is no going back now, we are on our way to rescuing our nation. I cannot for the life of me understand why some Nigerians would subject the country to ruin. We must arrest this evil. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigerianProtestDemands
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3 months
How to handle media during the protest. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigeriaProtest2024
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4 months
Our campaign train to education the grassroots has reached Lagos. Our aim is to cover every state in Nigeria. We need more hands and resources. If you’d like to join the wagon and contribute to the campaign in your state, please reach out in the DM. Thank you. #BootsOnGround
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28 days
Breaking News: RT massively. Asue Ighodalo, the PDP gubernatorial candidate has stepped down.
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5 months
#TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo @officialABAT you must go. You are not our president, we did not vote you. You may have bought the judiciary and INEC to install you, but we didn’t vote for a criminal and a certificate forgery. YOU WILL GO. #TinubuIsNotMyPresident
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8 months
Yakubu Mahmood, Your eyes no go see good thing. Na bad news your ears go dey hear. Where people dey joyous u go mourn. Na so e go be for u and your posterity. Ekwensu punish u and your family. #RIPNigeriaDemocracy #1999To2023 #TinubuIsNotMyPresident Qatar.Gowon.ECOWAS.Arsenal
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1 month
Fake Audit Report Abure has been hiding has now entered Gen Z’s hands. Office Expenses for 6 months, Abure said he spent 111 million 😭🤣😭 Thank you PIDOM for always speaking up for us. #FreePIDOM #AbureNawa
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1 year
Meet Mr James, a passionate Nigerian who just wants good & true governance. He's a prof. nail technician & all he craves is a new Nigeria. He's like you & I. Let's support & show him massive ❤️ Peter Obi/Elupee/Datti/IREV/BVAS/INEC/Judiciary/Tribunal/25%/FCT/Labour party
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1 year
#AbujaCourtRally with the flamboyant FlagBoy on Parade! “Nigeria is Not For Sale” 💨 🔥 🔥 #RestoreOurMandateINEC ✊🏾🪧🇳🇬
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5 months
Don’t just read, RT massively. 0.5% Cybersecurity levy my foot. Dear Nigerians, be ready! We’ll shut down the economy ourselves. Operation close ur bank account. #TinubuMustGo #RevolutionNow @cenbank @gtbank @UNIONBANK_NG @ZenithBank @FBN_help @MyFCMB @UBAGroup @StanbicIBTC
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6 months
Harry, hold am, hold am well. Oya turn am, push am… Wait wait! e done tight, e done do… e done dooooo! Oya put the shock, shock am. dia fada left lap… for this well matter, we die here #OBIDIENTS how far? make we dig well everywhere, even inside well #ThankYouPeterObi
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7 months
@Harriseen_ brother, no be who chop go mess? dem get transport money?
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6 months
WATER, E NO GET ENEMY OMI O LOTA OOO WATER, E NO GET ENEMY #ThankYouPeterObi
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7 months
@Harriseen_ Harry wait i wan sing... Now d day is over, night is drawing nigh; shadows of d evening steal across the sky. Glory to d Fa­ther, Glory to d Son, And to Thee, blest Spi­rit, While all ag­es run. Good night aunty, Good night dear friends. See you tomorrow Stay well and blessed🤣
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6 years
@iamonauto @thesignalng @falzthebahdguy @Amaka_Ekwo @Diddy @akaebube @youtubemusic @NGRSenate @john_danfulani @segalink @YomiShogunle @YemieFASH @bukolasaraki Nigerian Bottling Company 😒 An aggrieved staff is suffering from diabetes after taking to much of their product and is taking it out on Falz.
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3 months
We are not going to back down until our demands are met. There shall be no negotiator or representatives. This is not a protest for celebrities or opportunistic individuals or group to front for the Nigerian people, #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigerianProtestDemand
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22 days
My Edo pipo, how far, how market? My Esan pipo Oye!! So, as per the outcome of the Edo gubernatorial election, I decided to take a few days to let it all sink in before posting my thoughts. To my dear Edo/Esan pipo, now that an Esan man is the governor, I hope Equity, Justice,
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5 months
#TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo No matter how the penis threatens the sky, las las e go bow him head go down in shame. @officialABAT you may steal from the national treasure but you will never steal from the Nigerian people. Nigeria no be Lagos. You thief!
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6 months
To my unborn child, when i’m old and grey and on d next bus to d next life, I’ll will this twitter handle to u. Double d good works I did, learn from d wrong tweets I posted. AND u see this man called Peter Obi, study everything u can about him. He’s d compass. #ThankYouPeterObi
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6 months
@Lexyzdoo @OgbeniDipo @EmirSirdam if u think I’m talking to u, this is an intervention or better yet go eat fried bitter kola, e dey cure dumbness for dis street, una go hear word una fada left lap! #TinubuIsNotMyPresident Dipo took an IQ test but d result printed empty sheet
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4 years
@IaM30219422 @davido With BVN, no need to collate votes by region. BVN mgt portal is central, regardless d bank u use, once u vote, ur BVN is marked 'V'. d only DB modicifation wld be to add a column to maintain BVN V status. Involve KPMG, & u hv an EVS. This wld even increase financial inclusiveness
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4 years
@IamEtubo @folastag as in ehn even at close range, the guy waste all him bullet for him head, he still dey dodge am
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3 months
IT IS NOT A CELEBRITY PROTEST. IF ANY CELEBRITY JOINS THE PROTEST TO SEEK RELEVANCE AND CHEAP POPULARITY, PLEASE RELEGATE HIS/HER EGO TO THE CURBS. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigeriaProtest2024 #NigerianProtestDemands
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6 months
Tinubu forfeited $460k to the US gov for drug charges, FACT! He forged certificates, FACT! Tinubu did not win 25% in Abuja, FACT! He's an identity thief, FACT! He's a drug lord, FACT! He has age discrepancies on his INEC forms, FACT! He's a criminal, FACT! #TinubuIsNotMyPresident
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1 month
My Edo pipo, God forbid say we use slow motion ride bicycle. 😭😭😭 No be church, fasting or night vigils go solve our problem for Edo ooo. 😩😩😩 In fact ehn, the place wey una prayers dey go, na Labour Party dey there. Na dem be the altar, na Olumide Akpata be the high
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3 months
The Police is with us, they're combing & sweeping the streets to ensure we have a safe protest. If you see an officer today please salute him/her & thank him for his/her service. God bless our police officers & God bless our falling heroes. @PoliceNG @Princemoye1 @Brightgoldenboy
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9 months
@HonAdaora @harrizone98 Their dvmbness has no limit. Addressing an English native speaking person in a letter that has d source address in English, but d body of d letter in Italian. d redacted phone number kills me. Why? 🤣🤣 dem go hear word I say I done keep $250 for this fight Harry ask @UkomahM
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1 month
Please RT and share massively if it crosses your TL. We must not leave our own behind, we must not forget our own illegally incarcerated. #FreePIDOMNigeriaNow . ✊
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3 months
Pls keep ur eyes on the ball. Follow #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria for further information. Pay attention to the logo on the left to help you differentiate it from any other protest with bad motives. As for me, I am waiting for more news from them. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
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4 years
@hisconaani @folastag even at close range... na there I off..... his mother must be from Edo state some Bendel Insurance shit
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2 months
@TheSerahIbrahim I once bought a can of Coca-Cola and 2 wraps of Cabin biscuits on Mars. An Igbo man was the shopkeeper.
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5 months
Is there anyone here who’s forgotten? He forged his certificates. Attended a high school that was founded after he graduated. Stole an identity to attend CSU Did not finish his course work but graduated #TinubuMustGo
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3 months
Getting ready for the protest??? Here is a few things to help you prepare. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigeriaProtest2024
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4 months
Sokoto is the latest location where we have our #BootsOnTheGround A BIG thanks to all supporting and propagating this mission, and to all our donors, please follow the link below to see how your donations are being expended. 🙏 #OperationRescueNigeria
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1 year
@Deezy_Go This is sad, but I want you to know that things are gonna change for better when the right people come into government, and we begin to have round pegs in round holes in our federations. So, in the meantime, continue to enjoy your sabbatical. We love you ❤️
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3 months
Should a drop of blood of one Nigerian fall to the ground, we know by whose hands, and it shall morph into a #TinubuMustGo protest/revolution. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigeriaProtest2024 #NigerianProtestDemands
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6 months
When the corns leave the hairy shafts, who comes to town to clean 'em out. Do not miss this blockbuster this summer. From Dia Fada Left Lap Entertainment studios. A Men Mount Entertainment production. @diisa2002 you go like this action film. #AkpataIsOurGuy
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2 months
We'll never stop until all our demands are met. The August 1 protest was only an appetizer, the main course will be served shortly. We'll take back our country from the pseudo leaders. Nigerians are not cowards, we'll be back on the streets. BE READY!! #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
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3 years
@FriendsOfNB somebody please serve this man a plate of pounded yam and egusi soup with bush meat... yes palm wine to wash it down. send the bill to me 😤
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1 year
wow! this guys are still here - going on 10hrs on this space doing giveaway. If you are #Obedient and need a little raise, run go this space for at least 5k @diisa2002 @UkomahM @BishopPOEvang @officialsimcard #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary #TinubuMustGo Niger
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1 month
If Articles 19 and 20 of the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights will not protect any Nigerian when their local government kill and persecute them politically, then it should be scrapped. If that provision in the declaration of human rights cannot protect any
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7 months
“Agbadorians” immediately after #PeterObiOnParallelFacts 😂😂😂 As PO done talk say make we no insult those people again… I say make I find other ways to be OBIdient and respect our principal 😂 Post inspired by @Ngozi_bela @chiditweets042 @DreadHound0 @AnderNwachi
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4 months
Are you READY!!! #EndBadGovernance #EndAPCNow Nationwide protest loading What to prepare: 1. Gas/anti teargas masks. You can make one with materials ladened with kerosene. 2. Waterproof vest or plastic raincoat & shower cap. 3. Water bottle 4. Sunscreen & shade. 4. Light snacks
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1 year
@MalcolmInfiniti Forget refining crude oil for a minute. Troops are uncovering illegal refinery down south, why is it that the same troops are unable to uncover the illegal mining of our mineral resources and precious stones up north. #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary
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8 months
@DreadHound0 Honestly, I don't have the heart for this. I've not been in a good place since this conversation was rehatched, just pretending to be strong. I'm not Igbo, but I've read a few books and I've uncles in their mid & late 80s who've told me things and I think I need to heal.
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1 year
@OmegaXDreams Well done bro. Overwhelming Evidences show that Tinubu is a thief, and must be treated as one, as should Mahmood Yakubu, Festus Okoye, etc. #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary #DisqualifyTinubuNow #PeterObiWonTheElection Peter Obi/Oba of Benin/Timber/Benjamin Mendy/PEPT/IREV/25%
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4 years
@IamEtubo @maxvayshia Also, avoid in ur rooms, fans that turn anticlockwise. Evil spirits can latch on to it & turn ur destiny backward, so that even when u on the AC in ur room, u will still be sweating like Christmas goat because u are now chasing after ur fan 100km/sec, to return ur destiny forward
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2 months
For sure getting everyone arrested released. Protest is a fundamental human right. Please forward the names of the ones arrested by the police/DSS to @endbadgovtinnig #EndBadGovernaceInNigeria #OccupyAbuja
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6 months
OBIDIENTS, time for morning devotion. I’ll lead. This is d day (2ce) That d Lord has made (2c) Take glory fada, take glory Lord Take glory Holy Ghot Amaka disappoint me Ancient of days, as old as u are Twe Twe Twe Twe Twe Twe Twerk ur body #AkpataIsOurGuy #ThankYouPeterObi
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1 year
@VeronicaaNaomi Question is, where's d congregation of that parish or chapel? Even if they are 4 or 5 in it, they've to speak up against impunity in d house of God #DisqualifyTinubuNow #TinubuTheDrugDealerConfirmed Peter Obi/Seychelles/Emir/Aisha/Ilorin/De Gear/Mmesoma/Kwara/IREV/PEPT/The EU
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7 months
There’s no whitewashing for El Rufai, not even in an alternate universe. He’s an integral part of the structure we must pull down. There’s already a terrorist as VP, not one more. We have Datti Ahmed. This scheme of using P.O. to look clean & good must stop. He’s not detergent.
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5 months
Hunger 📈 Insecurity 📈 Zero production 📈 Corruption 📈 Zero health care 📈 Bigotry 📈 Poor Infrastructure 📈 Poor Agric produce 📈 Sub par education 📈 Poor economy 📈 Propaganda 📈 Mediocrity 📈 Poor foreign standing 📈 Everything worse is on the increase 📈 #TinubuMustGo
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6 months
U no need town crier to tell u say ur neighbour dey warm soup wey done sour. No matter how prick take threaten d sky, e go bow him head face down las las Our suffer done do for Edo, all d sour talk of “na our turn” na yansh for back - no be today, we need new ways #AkpataIsOurGuy
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3 months
Pls share. Thread: The 10 Protest Demands in pictures. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria #NigerianProtestDemands Now that the demands are out, all I want to say is, if you don’t have a reason to protest stay home. If you buy bread, gas, food or get health care for free, stay home.
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3 months
We had our #BootsOnTheGround in Fagge A, B, C, D1 and D2, Kano state. The drive to sensitize the grassroots continues. To support the campaign or have flyers distributed in your locale, kindly reach out in the comment section. #OperationRescueNigeria @General_Oluchi @EmirSirdam
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8 months
Who dey zuzu?! I used to love rice and beans growing up in Lagos. But the first time I ate rice and beans and kpomo from a wheelbarrow vendor in Benin, that love went up another level. Abi I Dey lie, my Edo pipo Now, see as we dey like beans and rice cause. #AkpataIsOurGuy
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5 years
@dageminiparadox I came to make rappers mum, like one of my parents... Modo flipping rhymes like dodo d kid from outta space, his Logo makes ur fav rapper's bp more active than a yoyo 😂😂 @Modenine
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6 years
Manuel Neuer is the best Sweeper Keeper in the world. After sweeping past his boundary yesterday, 🇩🇪 were effectively knocked out of the 2018 WC Like Neuer, APC would think they are the best Sweeper Party, with the Broom. We know their outcome - Exit! @akaebube @ifedayo_bakare
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4 years
@akaebube Arsenal 2 - 0 Man City Apprentice beat the master. A classic reflection of the Edo political terrain, as Obaseki will be proud of Arteta even as Pep is hugging his L like Oshiomole currently is. 🚶
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8 months
WHO'S YOUR GUY??? FIRST 10 OBEDIENTS TO ANSWER CORRECTLY WINS 1 LIVE CHICKEN EACH FOR EASTER. ❌NO OBIDIENTS IN THE DIASPORA CAN PLAY ✅ONLY OBIDIENTS IN NAIJA ❌NO KEY OBIDIENTS, PLEASE 💀 ✅ONLY PADLOCK OBIDIENTS See other T&Cs below. RT MASSIVELY. YOUR PADI FIT WIN CHICKEN
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6 years
@thesignalng @akaebube @falzthebahdguy @Amaka_Ekwo @Diddy @youtubemusic @NGRSenate @john_danfulani @segalink @YomiShogunle @YemieFASH @bukolasaraki This is Nigeria Where the truth is Bitter like chicken bile Where NYSC certificate be falsified The Minister finances the cover And the State be nodding like Agama As if everything is OK like credit alert
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5 years
@mrspacelyy9 @erigganewmoney @VectorThaViper Whether @MI_Abaga actually Liked it or not... Jude is not that petty, he'll put his 💗 on and endorse any good work, regardless the cat pushing it. And even if he hasn't Liked it, he surely will, like a father should.
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1 year
@Ajibonwaa @Naruto_OBi Bro, I see what u are trying to say but u sound like those who killed us & told us to move on after the Inauguration. What i'm calling out here is d RASCALITY. DID HE ABSCOND COURT TWICE? Pls, if u already have 🌽 just come out with ur full chest & buy Ube or coconut to eat it
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5 months
This man will not know peace in this life and beyond. One day, he will confess his sins against Nigerians and mention the names of all who were involved. We already know the criminal @officialABAT is the chief in crime alongside the corrupt judges. #TinubuIsNotMyPresident
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3 months
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria Peaceful Protest. All 36 States + The FCT. 24 hours to go. Jos, ARE YOU READY!!!??? Follow @endbadgovtinnig for up to the minute information about the nationwide protest.
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Usually, I don’t throw stones at every dog barking, but you are proving to be a very stubborn dog, and trust me, douchebag, you are not even remotely close to a rare breed which is the most annoying part. However, I must give it to you that you do know how to play fetch, but what
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So you people think that what worked for Peter Obi will work for Akpata. I’m seeing some ridiculous reference to the 2023 presidential election result and I’m just laughing. Political naivety always comes with loud mouth. The campaign turnout is already giving the signs but
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1 year
@DavidHundeyin Hopefully the bribe the judiciary have collected is not too large that it's blocking their line of sight. OBI IS COMING #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary #TinubuMustGo #PeterObiOnParallelFacts #SayNoToBigotry Adamawa.Maguire.Onana.Peter Obi.25% ECOWAS.Niger.Burkina Faso.Ramsdale
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4 years
@TheRealBusolami @abubakar_naibee @It_is_prestige @Arsenal 😂😂😂 I beg make the ball come land for Buhari leg... 🚶🚶🚶
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3 months
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria We should be 1 million Nigerians out protesting in each of the 36 states + the FCT. That's 37 million Nigerians who care enough for their future, the future of their children & children's children. We must be very serious about taking back our country.
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6 days
Starting in a few minutes: The Lagos State Labour Party Stakeholders Meeting. 📍Regency Hall, Otunba Jobi-Fele Way, MKO Abiola Gardens, Hill Side, Alausa, Ikeja. If you are in Gidi, show make we make noise small. Come put your money where your ginger is. Me sef wan collect my
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2 months
BREAKING: Police Pick PIDOM for Arraignment in Court Why is the govt secretly arraigning citizens and charging them with treason? Why is everyone quiet? #FreePIDOM
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5 months
If dem born you well, do anyhow or look for my trouble. You see my lawyer suit? No be ordinary suite, na law suit. You go collect. dia fada left lap #TinubuMustGo
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4 months
#BootsOnTheGround #OperationRescueNigeria The work is gathering momentum. We must sustain the press. A big thanks to our supporters and donors. Please follow the link below to track your donations.
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1 year
@SSE_NGA @idriselba is a proud African dis our brother sabi well well
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6 years
@Tutsy22 What you get when NEPA Bill is WAEC Certificate.
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6 months
Side chic no get pension, na contract work. So leave d guy to focus on his full time employee so that he can save more. We need every Kobo to dig boreholes. That plate of pepper soup u dey chop as side chic dey block road Tell d guy to contact @BolanleA4 😌😌 #ThankYouPeterObi
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Kris
1 year
@UchePOkoye 🇳🇬 is the best country in the world, and I am not capping. I am proud to say it. It's mental out here when you introduce yourself as Nigerian. The girls? Let's not even go there... OMO, NO BASTAR* @officialABAT will ruin my country #AllEyesOnTheJudiciary #TinubuMustGo
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@kristkrest
Kris
5 months
Obidients, dem tell us say we no sabi politics, but like olden days dragon we go spit fire everywhere, burn dia conscience to ashes, pursue Oba Shaki & him dwarfs out of town. #VoteAkpataAndTheYAK #EdoneDo #Edo2024 #AkpataIsOurGuy Message From: dia Fada Left Lap Entertainment
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@kristkrest
Kris
6 months
If u no know when to say “E Done Do!” to ur suffering, ur case go be like ashawo wey no know when to retire from d game - na ciga and TomTom she dey sell las las for junction Vote for Olumide Akpata and The YAK, make ur future no go dirty pass native doctor pocket #AkpataIsOurGuy
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@kristkrest
Kris
1 year
@MissPearls I wish to publicly announce that from today onward, @NOIweala is my adopted mother. She no get choice, I done adopt her as my mama weda she likes it or not - I know say my real mama no go vex Peter Obi/Ngozi/Elupee/Titanic/Rufai/Mount/Wagner/BVAS/Paris/Trey/Putin/Russia/Arsenal
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@kristkrest
Kris
7 months
All those people wey dey die for the beginning of film, like one minute into the film, abeg how much dem dey pay dem? las las #AkpataIsOurGuy #Edo2024 #MenMount
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Kris
6 months
Met one fine 🇳🇬 girl at my physio’s this morning, we chatted a bit, gal wan off me with accent. Thing is, she only just arrived 🇨🇦 last Dec. Even me wey go soon take Trudeau job sef no blow accent like that. My Naija peeps just be yaself. Be real like borehole. #TankYouPeterObi
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Kris
3 months
We lost a few comrades today, the demand now has changed. #TinubuMUSTGo
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Kris
1 year
@obumunegbu Even more than that. He deserves to face the full wrath of the law for this judicial RASCALITY.
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Kris
22 days
@TheSerahIbrahim Rigging even within the judiciary, such a shame. Sad how every single institution in Nigeria is an extension of APC, pfff forget INEC. I mean, what is the fear of an audit all about? 🤷🏽‍♂️ Person wey no work for planting season no suppose dey fear harvest sweat. (…) 🌹
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@kristkrest
Kris
1 year
did u call police & DSS: •when Sunday Achi, a 400L architect student was killed in his prime •when our military men are sent into gboko haram ambush with little or no weapon •when a judge stood up his own court twice •when an Ethiopia aircraft was faked as Nigeria air
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@kristkrest
Kris
7 months
I done vex. Going forward, na dis material I wan dey use make all my drips - shirts, trousers, and even my boxers. In fact sef, my singlets, handkerchief, curtains, towels, and bed sheets. If e pain you, chew raw yam, e dey cure pain. Ighoatago!?
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@kristkrest
Kris
6 years
@BoogeyThat Chances are that one may permanently stay flat on the ground. 😂😂😂
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@kristkrest
Kris
1 year
Look, this country does not belong to u people alone. It belongs to all of us, & only d right things shall be allowed to stand. When u do right, u will be in d hall of fame and celebrated, but if u dispense injustice, u shall be called out. God bless d federal republic of Nigeria
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@kristkrest
Kris
1 year
I've seen a lot of agbados jump on this tweet & threaten with DSS & Police for calling out a public servant paid with tax prayer's money 😂 U talk as if d people in d Police & DSS: •are happy with d state of d nation •don't have people who know people murdered in d middle-belt
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@kristkrest
Kris
5 years
@life_naija @kikimordi But fame doesn't necessarily mean a clean bill of mental and social health. The village drunkard or lunatic is famous for the habitual dance of shame - an ever so abnormal amusement for the rest of the villagers.
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