One day, they're announcing a ban on protests, the next they're begging. One day, they're saying SARS has been disbanded and ex members dismissed, the next they're saying psych evaluation. One day, it's laughter, the next it's photo op with printed out tweets.
#EndSARS
Taxify guy hits another guy's car from behind, huge guy comes out ready to whoop ass, sees his jersey and says "God save you say you be Man U fan" then gets in and drives off. Football just saved a life.
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SWAT? Wonder how they came up with that absolutely original idea. Must have been a long brainstorm session before they came up with such a unique name that nobody ever thought of before now.
A Nigerian politician runs for office in the year 4085 with the promise of 24hr power supply as the rest of humanity watches on from planets they relocated to.
Governor
@jidesanwoolu
also graced the service today. The Governor reiterated that
@pastorwf_kumuyi
is a shining light and a beacon of hope, who we must all emulate to make the country free of vices.
PUMA announces it has signed NCAA 100/200m champion Divine Oduduru.
He will make his professional debut in the Diamond League 100 meters in Monaco tomorrow.
Killers live until 95. Rapists sleep well at night. Thieves get rich. People who can't sing get fame singing. Lazy people have things land in their lap. Religious people spread evil. Good people die violently. Assholes are "favoured".
Laws of the universe my ass.
A governor was caught on camera taking bribe, and went ahead to win a second term. A senator assaulted a woman and is still collecting his 29M+ a month. Can't shame the shameless.
Somewhere in Naija, there is a man or woman pronounced missing. They're locked in a prison, randomly picked off the street and never charged with a crime, likely to spend the rest of their life inside.
Somewhere in Naija, there is a man or woman pronounced missing. They're locked in a prison, randomly picked off the street and never charged with a crime, likely to spend the rest of their life inside.
Nigerians:
Stop killing us, stop depriving us of basic things, no more corruption, we want accountability.
Desmond and the Idiots:
Long ago, oppressor and oppressed lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Social Media attacked.
"Who are we?"
"Nigerians!"
"What do we want?"
"Good leadership!"
"When do we want it?"
"Well it depends cos there hasn't been any one from my tribe in a while and getting one of my brothers there is really my priority. Prayers will do the rest".
Too many people walking around with serious psychological trauma from their experience with those thugs in uniform. And if you're here responding to
#EndSARS
tweets by blaming victims then you're a different kind of disturbed.
Been fucking shit up for 9 straight years and I finally got to link up with the legend
@djjimmyjatt
on the Jump Off. I watched the greats shine on this platform for so long and I always wanted to. Never too late.
Watch the full clip here 👉
You live in Lagos? Can't pay for gym membership? You don't have the time or you're just straight up lazy? Here is an easy workout routine for you.
Every day you go out, do one push-up for every Sanwo-olu poster you see. Visible results in 3 business days.
NTA legend, Cyril Stober, was our neighbour when I was a lil kid. Saw him on TV every day. I didn't know how exactly recorded videos worked so one time I went outside while he was on the news and saw him emptying trash. It fucked with my head for a while lol
None scarier than a monster who has mastered full control of his rage. I choose peace for your own good.
@thisisAQ
called and let me know it was time for the energy to be switched up a little.
#MonsterEnergy
#MonsterVerse
How did a song bigging up Brown Skin girls turn into an all out internet war between light skin and dark skin? We are our biggest problem. Unfathomably stupid.
They're shook that the youth aren't buying that "SARS has been dissolved and there's no longer a need to protest". Usual formula isn't working and they never thought farther than that. They must have googled accountability a million times now.
#EndSARS
#ENDSWAT
I've done this at such a high level for so long. I know my spot at the top of the food chain. The skill level doesn't even compare.
HUNTN SZN FREESTYLE OUT NOW!!!
Prod:
@Illgod_
@Charlie_Xtreme
🎥:
@trikytee
#HuntnSzn
🐲
Full clip on YouTube 👇
It's not by force to contribute to a topic (especially a very sensitive one) if you don't have anything sensible to say. Don't let external pressure and "image" make you cast yourself.
Modo, Weird MC, Jude, Terry, Olamide, A-Q, Nigga Raw, Eva, Gino, Ice Prince, SDC... Etc, etc, etc...
When it's all done, you'll sit back and wonder if you truly gave them all the flowers they deserve, whether for impact, influence or just pure skill.
Showed up at the studio to record my verse for "Ridiculous", for MI Abaga's Illegal Music 2 (2012) and the first words he said to me when I walked in were "You ill muthafucka!". Accepted I was him from that moment. Nobody could tell me shit.
So.. word bending, highly technical rhyme schemes, witty metaphors and references are cooool as fuck until they're done by your fellow Nigerian, then they become "too complex", "unrelatable", "not for our culture", "hardcore", "too undergound". Non-hypocrites aside, FUCK YALL.
If we all hold hands and say "God forbid" or "I rebuke it" loud enough, all at the same time, it will fix Naija. Google how it worked for other countries.
Being a Ronaldo hater must be difficult lol Guy keeps breaking records and keeps winning, regardless of how many things you struggle to hold on to. Study his facial microexpressions all you want. It won't change a thing. How many Ls can you really take before you give up? Lol
The average Nigerian tries to pull a fast one on the next guy whenever there is an opening. To an extent, not seen as a bad thing. It's being smart. A thing of pride. No way people with that mentality get access to billions and don't fuck up a whole nation. It's culture.
So all this Juju (alleged) in the country and nobody has used it to make all corrupt politicians crawl and bark for 1 week, then confess and return the loot?
You only listen to and hype music when media and everyone else is talking about it.
You only check out movies people are shouting about.
You only befriend people everyone wants to be cool with.
You only express yourself with trends.
Never been an individual a day in your life.
Album Title: Alternate Ending.
Artistes: Paybac & Boogey = The Lost & Found.
Producers: CHx, Sizzle Pro, Black Intelligence.
Status: Coming soon.
Objective: Fuck Shit Up.
Year: 2019
Description: Nobody else in these parts is capable of rapping at this level. Nobody.
Since my guy
@TalkToPayBac
didn't put me on the CULT! album, the least I could do was this quick verse on Activ8. Anime fans, peep my sharingan activate at 0:25. Keep streaming
#CULTthealbum
by PAYBAC 🙏
"I'm the don of the don so it's done when I say it's done"
Jim Iyke spat this on his song "Who Am I" back in 2009 and became the greatest Nigerian rapper of all time.
I think a top Nigerian politician could walk into a mall with a machine gun and massacre everyone, record it, post on his social media with an "lol" and still go free. Probably become president after a few years.
My small fan base grown from the ground
No manager no label no funds and i feel like I'm alone but I'm proud
of myself and I don't wanna sound
like I'm blown or I've flown when I'm grounded
but now I dont even want the throne or the crown
I'm just trying to be a god
#NeverEnough
There's a better chance of Superman grinding Kryptonite and sniffing it through a magic straw than there is of Nigerian legislators significantly slashing their pay to help fight this pandemic.
CHx & Boogey present to you..
"NEVER ENOUGH"
This is my 7th project. 7 for 7, nothing but net, no bullshit.
Download/Stream
#NeverEnough
now on all digital platforms. Let's fucking go!! 👉
I'm almost certain that most of the people who vandalized, looted and wreaked havoc today on Lagos streets, can't spell xenophobia and have little or no idea what the fuck is really going on. That's a whole different monster.