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I’m in a really low point in life and tbh I don’t really wanna deal with the toxicity so I’m gonna probably scale back for a while because this app is the worst in terms of toxicity
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@PoliticsLs The NRA themselves advocated for gun control when the Black Panther Party started arming themselves
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@vexirarius “My email got leaked” my brother in Christ you leaked it
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@JUNlPER The “Dear Liberals My Wife Left Me” meme is undefeated still
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@bobo_circus I’m tapping the sign
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@MENA_Conflict I’m always looking for an excuse to post this
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@JFP704 @archehistory @historyinmemes Jim Carrey after the second tweet
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@SocDoneLeft It’s amazing how accurately this meme summarizes their humor
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@gimmickannoying I swear I just watched that account rise and fall in a single week
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@chanoistic @NCAABuzzerBters @AndrewwGreen I don’t want to be mean with this but I have to ask you how long you’ve been on the internet
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@waltermasterson The “listen up liberals my wife left me” meme will always be undefeated
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@cnviolations You know it’s bad when I’m genuinely having to wonder if this dude is doing a bit
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@AlfredoFilmGeek @TheRightCant Hold up, let him cook, he’s proving that the right cannot make good jokes
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@SwannMarcus89 I’d call myself a leftist based off my beliefs but then I’d have to be associated with absolute idiots like this, so I guess I’ll just stick with “very liberal” and “understands how government works”
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@marionumber4 Notice how no one even called it a slur until Elon did? They literally just go along with anything he says
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@RightWingCope Gotta love how the side that calls us groomers is focused on what turns on young boys
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@imbenbeal Idk if it’s because I’m introverted but I genuinely cannot fathom how someone could need attention this badly. It’s like he feels like he has no self-worth if people aren’t getting mad at him, which is probably true.
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@Oh_itsSophiaP @mattxiv Which one of these people drives this car
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@darth “Hold on, we have to hear from the man pointing a gun outside a school” is the most American media thing I’ve ever seen
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@FlavienCharlon @CrimsunYo @drmistercody I hate every time Imm reminded this dude deadass did that
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@elitetakes_ Throw it on a dime Like I ain't even trying Just a kid from Briar Woods I'm wearing number nine Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy Flipped to Happy Valley Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind They can't touch my deep ball Every game I'm scoring I'm your favorite QB
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@BaileyCarlin The jet and Butker in the kitchen both had me absolutely dying at work, I love how the Chargers social media has cooked from all the way back in the PF Changs days
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@realdaviejohn @juntawflo @JDCocchiarella You thought we wouldn’t say yes 💀
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@JayCuda The defense
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@travisclones Getting mad about that saying is not a great reflection on Illinois
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@SportsCenter Well yeah, LSU actually have players who can hit shots past ten feet. It’s not disrespect, it’s scouting.
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@DreamLeaf5 In 1988, Mark Wahlberg had a spiritual awakening that led him to become a devout Christian. Google “Mark Wahlberg 1988” to learn more!
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@STARB1TS Me the fifth time I saw this today
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@jenniestrachea @halomancer1 Please accept my ten second Snapchat edit
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14. View from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy. The tower began leaning during 12th-century construction due to soft ground. By 1990, the tilt was 5.5 degrees. Stabilization from 1993 to 2001 reduced it to 3.97 degrees.
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@Brooks_Gate MJ Melendez when the 7th inning rolls around
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@too_wing @marionumber4 Ahh yes, we all talk about being pedophiles while writing songs for *checks notes* a children’s movie
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@a_brown_18 @imoochy @seansnoozy @SaeedDiCaprio Somebody get Ronald McDonald on the phone so I can make some sense of this! WHERE IS RONALD
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@CodifyBaseball No one: The people I drew at 10:
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@YankeeWRLD Losing so much of Mike Trout and now Ronald Acuña again, this is just really tough for the fans of the game.
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@elitetakes_ They call me Trace McSorley Rep that blue and white You know I do it for the glory Baker won the Hеisman, next up Trace McSorley
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I’m choosing to admit myself to the hospital for my alcoholism so you guys might not hear from me for a few days
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@notgeorgevalera I’m about to make so many bad narratives with this let’s go
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@Thee_Odinson @ZhugeEX @JUNlPER It’s basically the rapture but even dumber
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@eCash1337 @ShitpostGate Admitting you enjoy drinking piss to own the libs
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@TalkinBaseball_ Massive respect to this. No one would have cared if he stopped at first with a visible leg injury, he would have been fine doing that. But he toughed it out for the team there.
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@JayCuda That Nationals Linsanity run will be studied for years
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@esjesjesj Someone did point out a couple misspellings in it that do make it appear fake but these accounts regardless are given privileges to do this stuff anyways, so I’m assuming there actually is a very similar code in place
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@theserfstv How am I not at all surprised that this was the path Matt Walsh took
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@SaeedDiCaprio If your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three digits on the back were dollars, how much money would you have?
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@Anthaver @punishedpants The rest makes him look even worse 💀
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@TalkinBaseball_ Dude said “caught” with the exact same tone and volume that he wanted to scream “fuck”
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Keeping Grandma in the cage til Deacon Hill scores a touchdown
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@Thorshammergems @TheFigen_ You want to groom your newborn? Wtf?
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@gimmickannoying Saying “the left can’t meme” when the right wing’s main three memes are wojaks, Pepe, and Doge, all of which are 10 years old or more, is just flat out an awful take
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@internet00C Americans discovering the forbidden 18th month
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@FredyYeti @TrombonafideTA @PoliticsLs It makes sense to go back to the time of the Black Panthers when we’re talking about the Black Panthers
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@JonRothstein Me and the boys watching Virginia be the first team to lose to a 20 seed
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@KNOXBLOCK @barstoolsports The moment I saw the original post I knew this clip would be in the replies
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@PregameEmpire Marshall from 3!
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@gordonramreborn @oliverrr33 The way he charges up the you always kills me
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@OSYRYS_2 @BitecoferStan The US court system and the people who are losing millions for claiming that say otherwise This map is dumb as hell though I do agree
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@Adrianabeate @coolp1np You believe in them.
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@davidmweissman @ThaWoodChipper Five years from now, nobody will know who Dan Bongino is when they’re watching Kubrick’s adaptation of The Shining.
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@UnfortunateMLB The Diamondbacks meltdown will be studied for years
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@RedditCFB Fun fact: Bill Fagerbakke, voice actor of Patrick Star, is an Idaho football alum and has played quite a few games in the Kibbie Dome which IMO adds to its legacy
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@futurism This is the future that Grok will bring
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@NickolRyan @ConnorNewcomb_ LGBTQ rights are not politics, no matter how much you want them to be
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@JamesReill97939 @transit_simp Yes, I do in fact believe each person’s vote should have equal weight
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@LordAslanThe2nd It’s kinda like when they use Sam Elliott in “memes” to just state something hateful when he is not at all a MAGA type
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@YankeeWRLD “@ WanderFrancoFan”
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@TheDozensMemes @anon_obviously @theserfstv You’re the one stretching to defend recording a kids bathroom. Yet another projection from you all
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@OSYRYS_2 @BitecoferStan Those are three of the most believable, one of which he HAS lost. On the other hand, no way in hell he loses Missouri, Kentucky, Alabama, Mississippi or Indiana
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@esjesjesj His doctor performing the circumcision
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@Transphobes_Ls_ It means they actively had to be looking for a dick. Like, staring at the crotch the moment they saw the pic. And she doesn’t even have one
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@bradtaste The moment they put up with him praising Hitler it was clear they were never gonna stop following him
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@alison_stewart5 @marissabytes @E8Emma @herong @TwitterSupport Chances are if the account is marked “automated” by twitter, then twitter probably allows it Also you can just set your account to say that, doesn’t mean it’s actually automated
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@circlecityindy @BigGameBoomer The only flop was Indiana’s tournament run
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@Kevin_House1 @mrfasttwitch @NCAA “Sir you’ve been in a coma since 2018” “Oh boy, I can’t wait to see my favorite sports players not getting paid”
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@OregonMapGuy The people naming it are 100% missing the joke
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3 1/2 months sober Quit my toxic job In the best relationship I’ve ever been in Going back to college in the fall Just got a nice new apartment My sports teams are making people upset My life is going pretty well rn I’d say
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@Valspar111 @Jared_Carrabis @LanceMcAlister To be fair he did say “like nine” and there is a nine in there
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@SonnyLoki @CantEverDie Just because 2016 was mentioned doesn’t mean you have to use memes from then
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1 month sober and out on the road!
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@ShaigSzn @mikekorz The craziest part of this to me is that in the context of the post, it doesn’t even matter whether or not it is a foul. If Booker didn’t hear a whistle, he HAS to keep playing instead of complaining to refs. If he was paying attention, the ball would not be off him.
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@sistinechaebol As a former Amazon driver myself, some of the things I would read in delivery instructions were just downright insane. There were a few customers I refused to deliver to because of it, I would just always return their packages.
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@ImAwkwardGaymer @jaubreyYT Why does he look like the dude from the dentist sign meme
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