e. @cantevendoitg Twitter profile

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For those of you who’ve known me for many many years, unfortunately the course of my friendship with my best friend has came to end. He’s filled the last 11 years of my life with unconditional love and endless memories. My handsome boy. 🖤

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5 years

Chicago has better mexican food than Cali AND every other state in the United States 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

@JayCuda Do you drop acid before you tweet

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11 months

What a loser lmao

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Chicago Police Officer Mendoza ran the entire Chicago Marathon in his police uniform and gear. Hats off to him!

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7 years

Mexican Thots from Chicago favorite things to say are “nah all crazy” or “nah imagine” ima marry one of y’all shorties. You is my favorites.

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8 months

Mexicans fuckin love that Half Evil brand 🤣🤣

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8 years

You never fail me Chicago.

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4 years

The whole Ninis thing really is some of the weirdest n most disturbing real life shit I’ve seen in a while. That’s some sell your soul, cult shit. Fuck that.

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10 years

@djcorbett98 @_odane @cthagod @Ronnie2K y'all gotta chill. He's was just tryna cool off his noodles http://t.co/n2QszkdY0w

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8 years

It would Cost $4,704,000 USD to build an average sized house out of supreme bricks @SupremeAccess

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2 years

Latina cops are 100000% the worst ones. They be thinking they’re so cool n tough lmao

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6 years

@VH1PNUT___ You look like you’ll steal my weed n help me look for it

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3 years

@nicekicks @kanyewest This is a stupid question who gives a fuck

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10 years

@RareHipHopPic #RareHipHopPic http://t.co/bQUeV91nP0

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5 months

True fuckin vibe goin on here folks

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3 years

@obvious_shirts My parents actually told me to shut the fuck up cause I woke them from how loud I yelled when I seen this

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7 years

Every party bus ever in the history of Chicago has made a pit stop at the Hardrock Mickey D’s lol

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2 years

@Chuckisdope About a year ago I found out “Sippin On Some Syrup” was sampled by “Is That Enough” by Marvin 🔥😫

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6 years

Stop wasting your time letting ppl waste your time. Know when to pack your shit n dip. Mfs have no brains or any lil decency to let you know that they a lil bitch.

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3 years

@CNN This mf got the craziest dome piece I’ve Ever seen lmfao holy FUCK

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5 years

Dog you wearing a beanie w no fuckin shirt on in your avi. The real world does not take you seriously

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2 years

Officially registered for electrical trade school. Finna be on my handy man shit fr. Goin on a bender this weekend. Smashing beers on my fuckin head. This is sick.

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@cantevendoitg

5 years

To all the ppl I know becoming cops, if you see me breaking the law, mind yo fuckin business

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7 months

@ChiSportsDay Pat Hughes. Not even close.

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5 years

This why Mr. Sub will forever be the greatest sandwich shop in the history of the Earth.

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6 years

I am so pissed how ugly one of my friends girlfriends is. Cmon bro WE ARE KINGS 😤

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3 years

Shout out to ppl who absolutely don’t smoke tho. What an insane n reckless way to live

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5 years

It was this car packed fulla white girls right n they tryna be stupid n like was smiling & waving at me n Claudia n shit, so I instantly threw up a big dumb ass fork at them n they all just stopped smiling n looked the other way. Welcome to Chicago hoes.

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4 years

A girl will fall in love w a dude who don’t even gotta skin care routine n wonder why they get hurt. Bitch he don’t even love himself. Y’all be so stupid!

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4 years

@UberFacts Midnight n this mf Talkin bout butterfly pussies wtf

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4 years

@abra @ICYTWAT Damn it’s sad cause I actually think you make really good music but you not being able to take the L is full blown clown behavior 😭

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6 years

Growing up is approving all your family members on social media and allowing them to finally witness that you’re a piece of shit

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@cantevendoitg

3 years

@FreddieGibbs Why he gotta backwards name

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@cantevendoitg

4 years

Man fr fr it is sad how white pilsen has gotten. And not even the cool white. It’s the call the cops on ppl playin loud mexican music at night kinda white. Becky Karen McKenzie Todd n Phil white. It’s like I don’t even mind when the bangers bang anymore. Do y’all thing.

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@cantevendoitg

1 year

Y’all robbing and beating up old folks man? SMH who raised these mfs

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1 year

This was allegedly in the Belmont Gardens area (possibly on the 5100 block of W Wellington), a similar looking gray Toyota, possible plate CU29933 was involved in the robbery of an 89 yr old man on the 4300 block of N Kedzie around 1 PM. #Chicago

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5 years

I know you prolly ain’t reading this, I seen you dancing to Sade before this tragedy. We tried everything we could to save you. May your family n friend find peace in this nasty world. I’ll hold you down for the rest of my life. RIP young man. The world didn’t deserve you.

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5 years

UPDATE: Authorities ID man killed in Fulton River District stabbing.

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1 year

A true psychopath. I need it.

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Im ready for PCA

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9 years

When you try n remind your girl of a story n she hits you with the "I don't remember. #WrongGirl " omfggg 🙄🙄

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@cantevendoitg

4 years

I might’ve posted alotta crazy shit in my day. But at least I ain’t never posted a story on Facebook.

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4 years

America really tried to convince us for years we live in the best country in the world bro holy fuck this place is a shit hole

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1 year

I can’t lie it feels fuckin awesome I can say ima electrician now. Grown folk shit 😁⚡️

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@cantevendoitg

4 years

You muthafuckas really jus be at la Vaca. Chillin. Like it’s cool. Like it’s fun.

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@cantevendoitg

1 year

This my last day in my 20s. So if you ever had any one sided beef w me, spited me, talked shit on me, it don’t matter anymore. But You still a bitch tho. I am now a senior citizen. And you will refer to me as Mr or Sir. Thank you.

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@cantevendoitg

4 years

We should ALSO be thanking all the grocery store workers. Dealing w direct contact w other ppl just to make sure y’all have your fucking toilet paper

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THANK YOU to all the truck drivers who are keeping the stores stocked during the COVID-19 outbreak.

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2 years

Today was my first day of trade school 😁⚡️ feels pretty good to be In a classroom again

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9 years

This is the perfect pot smoking, cuddle in the night time, and gang bang w your friends weather

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@cantevendoitg

3 years

Cicero Western Pulaski n Harlem are easily the worst streets in the city

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2 years

@Katiescribe @CWBChicago Why would you be terrified. it’s just ppl dancing in the street lmao who cares

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3 years

If he don’t take you out to baseball games this summer, dump him. And if she’s not down, dump her. It’s simple guys.

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5 years

Goodbye cock sucker.

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2 years

@EmmaDanielle4 @vashon_photo @SPOTNEWSonIG BOOHOO

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7 years

Sometimes when I’m feeling down, I remind myself that I coulda been from Nebraska or some stupid ass place like that.

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5 years

If Chicago had this 50 degree weather everyday I’d prolly be in jail

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3 years

AY YALL. A MF FROM NORTH CAROLINA THINK LIVING IN CHICAGO IS AN INSULT LMAO!

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Absolutely no amount of insults will change the fact that you live in Chicago my guy

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2 years

They finally got me testifying almost THREE years after that deranged former army white dude stabbed the gay kid at the bar. I’m in here finna snitch my ass off cause fuck him😂

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3 years

@forpar4 @STR0 @TeamCJCorrea @Cubs Look at the fucking buzz kill over here

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4 years

Ppl who don’t show off their significant other on social are weird as hell. My girl too pretty to keep a secret lol

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8 months

@CubsZone My boy gotta fuckin DOME piece holy shit

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6 years

If Hogwarts was real, it’d be real easy to tell which one of you fuckin dorks would be in hufflepuff

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7 months

@chicagochris50 @MLBONFOX @RowanKavner Well THIS cub fan can tell you that you have no idea what you’re talking about cause they just acquired 3 players the last month.

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5 years

What a cultured young man!!!

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5 years

I hate how cops be holdin their stupid ass hands in their dumbass vests

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6 years

The ultimate form of betrayal is watching a show without the person u started watching it w

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5 years

Lame. Mine was “finally rich” by chief keef.

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Acid Rap was the beginning of many millennials' self discovery journey

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5 years

Lmfao yo take it easy!!! 😭

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5 years

Mexican girls be like “Maybe just one 🥺” just to end up with a kid like this

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7 years

Yo if i ever have a daughter n she brings home her boyfriend n if i offer that lil Bitch a beer and he say he don’t like beer ima kill his ass

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3 years

@JetlifeRuiz @Complex That’s sum a cheatin mf would say lmao

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@cantevendoitg

10 years

Dudes will favorite anything a girl tweets to get her attention. She'll tweet "I like grass" n a he'll favorite it as if he likes grass too

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9 years

I just paid this bartender with a twenty...he accidentally gave me $95 back.....great fucking Friday lmaoooo

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9 years

Your girl is always supposed to walk on the inside of the sidewalk fellas. Cmon now.

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11 years

My gramma calls every cereal in the world "cornfleis" I be like naw... That's pops

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10 years

“ @NaturallClass : Leave it to Mexicans to fuck that shit up 😂😂😂 #NoGreenCardToday ” then there's the Puerto Ricans who aint even in the cup😶

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4 years

Bitches really be out here havin sex w cops lol who the fuck raised y’all

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5 months

It’s a beautiful day to loudly play Los bukis

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8 years

For all my Cubs fans, don't let anything ruin your day. We been waiting years for this moment. Be happy. Now we just gotta take it all! :)

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@cantevendoitg

2 years

Shedding a playa tear today for my birthday. Last year of my 20s. I done came a long way. Met hundreds upon hundreds of different ppl. Been to places I never thought I’d ever step foot in. Feel like I’ve lived 2 lifetimes. So much experience. Man I’m just happy to be here 😁

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@cantevendoitg

5 years

I did so much gangsta shit this decade yo haha I hate by the end of the next decade ima be old man. Still a thug doe. Do what y’all gotta do these upcoming years, shit pays off. Keep it g. You know tha vibes bitch.

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@cantevendoitg

4 years

Some of the greatest humans ever are Virgos. We got Kobe. Beyoncé. Keanu Reeves. Nas. Stephen King. Michael Jackson. Amy Winehouse. Jack Black. Zendaya. Jimmy Fallon. Ron fuckin Weasley. Paul Walker. Jennifer Hudson. Bill Murray. Dave Chappell. I mean straight pimps. Respect us.

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4 years

If you weren’t close or family w someone who passed away, please be respectful and not ask how it happened.

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4 years

@_ruppenth0t_ @UrbanDystopia Red Dead online has so much potential to be better than what it is n they don’t give a flying fuck.

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5 years

“aS a cHiCaGo nAtiVe...” 🤪🤪🤪 No.

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9 years

How about we riot over the fact that they don't make these no more :( http://t.co/j09kvHmpTh

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4 years

It’s still fuck 2020 tho.

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6 years

So dope how my mom is white but she adapted to Mexican culture so well by being w my dad for so many years. She learned Spanish w out school, makes Mexican food, has been to Mexico n all types of shit. It’s really fuckin cool

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@cantevendoitg

2 years

I gotta 96 on my final bitch I’m out here fr 🥵

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4 years

@ICYTWAT @abra You shoulda seen the pic she used thinking it was her in that photo! Lmfao looked NOTHING like her 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Fuckin loser was prolly downtown eating giordanos.

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Chicago I love y’all, but u can keep this pizza. blasphemy

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2 years

@bobshifi1 @CubsZone @MLBBruceLevine @670TheScore Luckily nobody gives a fuck what you think Bob.

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4 years

Cicero is fuckin stupid rn I can’t find shit to eat god damn it I’m high af

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9 years

I don't understand some human logic. If someone Is down to ride 4 u till the wheels fall off, why u gona do em dirty? 🙇💭💭

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2 years

My god I love Montana.

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3 years

@JRodriguez_1521 @TevenJenkins @LouMalnatis Home run inn brotha dont be foolish

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9 years

iPhone 6 is out, Bruce Jenner turned into a chick, they got motion sensor water sinks, n mfs still out here gangbanging wearing rocawear

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@cantevendoitg

12 years

Finale. http://t.co/SkiPU9tQ

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3 years

@obvious_shirts I think about this moment everyday Joe

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4 years

The lack of outrage for kids getting killed in Chicago is sad as fuck dude. Seriously fuckin depressing.

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2 years

Idk why it was ever a “woman” thing to clean the crib. I fuckin love cleaning. Shit is therapy lol shout out my mom. Got me paranoid about having a dirty space lol

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3 years

I can’t wait till my girl becomes a baller ass doctor so I can stay home n cook n she can buy me a fuckin 1990 Lamborghini Diablo

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8 years

You wanted chicken and your MCM offered you kfc lmfao

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5 years

Hey guys. This guy has never been to little village!

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