1st tweet of 2024:
सदा शिव , सर्वदा शिव । शिव ही आरंभ , शिव ही अंत ।। ‼ जय भोलेनाथ महादेव ‼
महादेव की कृपा रहे 🙏
Wishing everyone one a very happy new year 🎊
Two logics exist in society:
1. Failed love marriage: Aur karo khud shaadi.
2. Failed arranged marriage: kismat ko kon badal skta h.
This is the most toxic shit society needs to change!
Pro tip: Never end a relationship on good terms. Janam lg jaega move on nhi ho paega.
Bhasad krlo ki road k side dikh jae to road cross Krna pde.
You can thank me later!
Why are most of the people who cleared one of the toughest exams in this country (UPSC, NEET or JEE) so emotionally weak and insecure? Where is your confidence when it comes to personal relationships? Itna confusion kyu hota h inhe?
If you are a teacher, never become friendly with your student.
My student asked my skin care routine today😂😂🤣.
When I started teaching she used to be so scared of me🥲.
Ye aj kaal k bache 😅
Bhai Bihariyon se logon ko hazar problem ho skti h. But deep down all Biharis want to get married to Biharis only. Kyun ki hamari Jo personality Hain na...o koi aur samjh nhi pata. Interesting, funny lg skta h logon ko. But Jo ek samjh hoti ha na.....o to Bihari🤌
I took 2 drop years after 12th to prepare for NEET. Could not clear the general cutoff. But I am so grateful that biology choose me!
Love my subject, my field and the work I am doing right now.
#blessed
#taxonomy
#PhD
I know he is just posting it for fun!
Most men are attracted towards very superficial things like beauty! Very spiritually awakened or the heart broken ones settle for peace.
College me kisi ko "peaceful" bandi k peeche bhagte nhi dekha!
The same goes for girls too!
I always have the opinion that one should either marry their best friend (opposite gender of course) or your life partner should be your best friend.
At least thori equation to honi chahiye na waisi?
But mostly nobody agrees with me on this.
The biggest rumour about me was in school, that I had a boyfriend named Ashwini, he was in Sainik school and plan to join Armed forces.
In standard 10th my bestie asked me, "ye rumour start kaise hua"
And I told her that maene khud failaya tha🫣😭🤣🤣
To escape another proposal
Most of my friends are either married or in a stable relationship.
But the moment I start traveling sabka Rona suru😐. Khud Jo din bhar Babu Shona jadu tona krte hain😏
The peace of mind you get after interacting with someone having knowledge, perspective about life and things in general. I find it so amazing and mesmerized at the same time. The human mind is so amazing! And I love being "alive" not just "living". True?
So many options to avoid this:
1. Do not reply to DMs.
2.If you want to have meaning full communication inform the other party in advance that no crossing of limits.
3. Ask them politely not to give you marriage proposals.
This person asked you so nicely. Why you did this??
My heart just broken looking at the picture of the mother crying for her family. It's clear she has observed "chhath vrat". Cruel world! I don't want anybody to be us privileged as Brahmins are in this country🙏Another day and another attack on a poor family and nobody gives a f*
@naomi2009
@narendramodi
You seem to understand this despite the hardwork being put forward by NYT and WP in defaming him faith in intelligence restored👍
@ProfSK5
@naomi2009
15 new initiatives have been taken by government to give a push to education in our country sir.
In health sector PMBJP is proving to be a boon for poor people by providing quality medicine at affordable prices. Don't make hollow claims.
Don't regret the opportunities lost. Maybe the supreme power you believe in is saving you from something bad or directing towards something better.
होइहि सोइ जो राम रचि राखा 🙏
This guy from begusarai, texted "kidnap kr k shaadi krlo mujhse".
I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Kitni creativity h bhaii duniya me😝
Difficult to resist this proposal😂
Men in love are such a simple being. Koi issue nhi koi problem nhi.
Otherwise dimag ki dahi kr k rakh dete hain. Guys! You people have more mood swings than us.
2 minute chillana start!
#phd
😤😤😤😤😤
One thing I have understood so far is," jisko cheat Krna h o karega".
Aap blind trust krlo ya CCTV camera lga lo. Ya adhar card mandatory krlo.People will find a way.
Chahe padhane Canada bhejo ya SDM bn jae ya Ghar me rahe.
If they "want to cheat" , they will!
You cannot keep a person who doesn't want to be kept.
No amount of effort, care, emotions, time and space can keep them.
No time, effort, emotion and care will not keep them either.
Chat GPT sucks out the emotions from writing. It feels artificial. Good for academic purposes but not for connecting with people. After using it for few posts I realised importance of human touch in certain interactions.
Thoughts?
It is very important to have friend from the opposite gender with whom you can discuss all your, "ye bola/boli iska kya matlab statements".
Be it your sibling or childhood friend. Just be very sure of their intentions for you.
Their advice can help you avoid al lot of drama.
Dear boys, when you decide to ghost a girl and then plan a sudden appearance, make sure you give her a reason according to her IQ and be justified by her girl gang 😅.
I forgot to message you back will any day sound better than "I was in ICU/ on a secret mission of GOI".
Wtf🤣
People who fell in love before lockdown. Lucky souls🙌. COVID kuch kr k gya h bhaii. Gajab confusion mach rakha h😅.
Intimacy sabko chahiye ✅ commitment kisi ko nhi❌
Once a wise person said, " He who has learned to disagree without being disagreeable has discovered the most valuable secret of a diplomat".
Mastering the art of respectful disagreement requires both empathy and effective communication skills. Some people lack both!
+1
A guy from the adjacent lab asked me if I am on any "dating app".
I instantly replied, "Twitter "😝😝
Took him a while to understand 😂
P.s: it was a joke, not here for dating 🙏 kalesh krne h bs.
By the same logic learn Maithili, Bhojpuri and Magadhi if you wish to work in Bihar, Bangla for West Bengal, Awadhi, Braj and Bundelkhandi for Uttar Pradesh 🤷. There is a reason people advocate for a common medium of communication. Same people cry of language imposition too😬
I think in all family wtsap group, today instead of "good morning" everyone said, "Jai Siya Ram".
This is what happened in our group.
And then in the evening we did VC and everyone sang one Bhajan🤭.
This is how we celebrated this great day being away from the family.
जो पास तेरे वही तेरा, बाकी सब मोह के फेरा!
तू क्यों समझ न पाया,
तन मिटटी है मन माया!
These lines help me in letting go of every unnecessary attachment.
Har Har Gange🙏
Every person you interact with, leaves a part of themselves with you.
Can be good or bad but it is definitely there. Some songs they like or movie/series they suggested. Reminds you of the person who introduced you to that idea. True?
The choice of food is completely personal but I don't think this is just about it! How is making someone eat non- veg food a win?
You cannot guide your wife for a protein rich veg diet.
That's a shame and not win! Both of you.
@BhavanChand
@iam_preethi
There is one essential criteria for being nominated by AAP, that's being overly dramatic. Come one woman! Itna emotionally attached ho apne kaam se to just say no to party and continue your work!
Dramebaaz!
The majority of people crying that they are single and bla bla want to remain single unless and until they collide with exact energy and vibe as theirs.
I am that "people" 😅.
Bs rona h but single hi rhna h 🤣. Ye wali category attendance lagao yaha👇🙌
There is one thing I am absolutely proud of is my chai making skill. But the tea I made on Sunday morning was close to perfection. Perfect colour, perfect sugar and perfect milk/water ratio.
What do you people say, "PhD chai wali" 😝. PM banne ka v scope bna rahega 😂
Behind every person with trust issues is someone they once trusted faithfully, only to learn the lesson of 'why you should not'.
But anyways, कौन सीखा है सिर्फ बातों से, सबको एक हादसा जरूरी है!
They say "action speaks louder than words".
But I think, the best things are always felt. In care, in silent gaze, in smiles with teary eyes and in efforts ✨🧿