Kosha @imkosha Twitter profile

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Kosha

@imkosha

4 years

My name has been mispronounced so many times that now when someone says it right at first I feel shocked

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Kosha

@imkosha

10 months

9:00AM salary credit 9:05AM paid rent 9:10AM paid credit card bill 9:15AM paid EMIs 9:30AM Electricity bill 9:45AM Gas bill 10:00AM Grocery bill 10:15AM Waiting for the next salary

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Kosha

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3 years

Indians take paracetamol like it is cadbury gems

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Kosha

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2 months

The fact that Chou Tein-Chen is 34 years old, underwent cancer treatment just last year and still gave a tough fight to our star is absolutely crazy! 👏🏼👏🏼

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Kosha

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2 years

Our maid just made a WhatsApp group of all the houses she works at to update about her leave plans 😭😂

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Kosha

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7 months

People hire social media managers for weddings, Ambani called the manager of social media to their wedding

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Kosha

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2 years

Bought my parents their first ever car and saw them bursting with pride. That’s what pushes me to do more & more. So here’s a picture of me & my first ever big buy ♥️🧿

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Kosha

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4 years

‘Ek paneer ki sabzi aur ek vegetable sabzi mangawa lete hai’ -every Indian family in a restaurant

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Reason why Nokia sales were so high in 2000s

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 months

when I was working in Chennai, the whole team would converse in Tamil. I would have to tell them pls hold the meetings in English. A fresher told the team lead in Tamil — if she doesn’t want to listen to Tamil she must get out of TN. Mind you it’s a big IT Company. Ofcourse (1/4)

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IT companies : Don't impose any language on us Meanwhile IT workers :

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Kosha

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6 months

My mother is travelling for the first time in Vande Bharat from Vadodara to Mumbai today to visit me. As it is going to be a longer stay, she had two big bags to travel with. (1/4)

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Kosha

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4 years

Everybody is laughing and rolling at Shweta’s zoom call but deep down they fear that Yashraj Mukhate will add a beat to it and spoil it forever

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Kosha

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4 years

They ended the match to attend Bumrah’s marriage on time

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

When whistle isn’t podu-ing anymore

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Kosha

@imkosha

9 months

I am a single girl child, now married. Where do my parents go? Do I live with this guilt of not being there for them? Yes I do. Was it my choice to leave them alone? No, it’s an ancient arrangement both me & my parents had to accept. U are a male, it was easy for you write this

Shubham Gupta

@lawandnation

9 months

My wife and I (30) live with my parents in their house. Are we independent? Yes. Are we happy? Yes. In July, 2023, we had our family dinner and our laughs together and we all retired to our respective rooms (on different floors). I slept and just before midnight my mom... 1/n

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Kosha

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2 months

was radical, and even today I work in a team where I am the only non-tamil person but this new team respects that difference and has never conversed in local language when I am present in the call. It’s all about choosing how inclusive you want to be. Ok bye.

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Kosha

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2 months

why not play games and entertain myself lol I still remember the face my lead made. Nevertheless, nothing changed even after that so I applied a transfer on the basis of bias and shifted to Pune and saved myself from more discrimination. This also goes to say, not everyone(3/4)

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Kosha

@imkosha

5 months

bhai bas inspire mat hona

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5 months

Virat Kohli's comment on Sunil Chhetri's retirement post. 🇮🇳

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Kosha

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2 years

This is surreal, is magical & a god sent blessing ♥️🧿

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Kosha

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7 months

Ambanis made Falguni Pathak sing in non-navratri days 😭🤌 this is it, the Ambani wedding is IT

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Kosha

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2 months

I reported this to senior management and she had to apologise. But that didn’t change a thing. Later anytime they started speaking in Tamil, i would open my phone and play games with volume. when anyone asked me why, I would tell anyway I am invisible in this meeting so (2/4)

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Kosha

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1 year

This newly wed couple in my train are getting so physical I don’t want to see this soft porn in action yaar

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 months

for all I care, she wore a Panetar omg Gujarati represent ✊🏼😭

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Kosha

@imkosha

6 months

So now both my mom & dad are travelling in Vande Bharat for the first time — my mom till Mumbai & my dad till the next station which is Surat,looking for a return ticket to Vadodara in a night dress, with our car parked somewhere near Vadodara railway station 😂🤣 (4/4)

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Kosha

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3 years

The shit just got real. #engaged 💍

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Kosha

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3 years

I am suffering from ‘kuch toh business karna hai’ syndrome

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Bhaag ke shaadi kar lene mein kitna cost hota hai

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Kosha

@imkosha

6 months

Ye kuch zyada hi naam ho gaya Papa ka 😭

IndiaToday

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Gujarat man went to drop his wife at the railway station, ended up travelling with her. Here's why "A man from Gujarat experienced an unexpected adventure while helping his wife board the Vande Bharat Express. Intending to simply assist with her luggage, he ended up being

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Kosha

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6 months

😂

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Quote RT with a picture you took from the last vacation you went to

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 months

i just hope all those who called names to Natassa swallow their little ego and apologise for character shaming her

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

If you are a minor, you shouldn’t be on social media. Period.

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Kosha

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2 years

Exercise and dieting are all scam, tension & stress is the real deal for weight loss

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Kosha

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2 years

Today, as we celebrate World Poetry day, pls pay your respects to the best kavi sammelan ever

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Via I.g.

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Kosha

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3 years

Someome just said 83 the film ke spoilers mat daalo !!!!?!

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Kosha

@imkosha

4 years

The way I’ve seen my friends become doctors, I don’t trust doctors anymore

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

thankgod for garba nights in Gujarati weddings

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

My manager thinks I’m working right now but guess what - I’m still not over this

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Kosha

@imkosha

4 years

Street dogs at 1.30AM :

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Hindi film wale shaadi kar rahe, South film wale divorce le rahe.

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Who did this 🤣

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

Attendance for people who are still not over the Virat match

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Kosha

@imkosha

6 months

Naturally once my mom got ready, dad woke up & took the car out to drop her off on the station. When the train arrived, like every other Indian man, he took the luggage & settled it well near the seats so that mom can sit comfortably. (2/4)

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

Meri shaadi mein mai bhi itna hi hasi thi

Shweta🐋

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2 years

Is laughing compulsory in celebrity wedding??

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Kosha

@imkosha

6 months

That’s when the automatic door started beeping & before my dad could realise, he got locked INSIDE the train & the train started moving! He found the TC & asked to immediately stop the train to deboard, but the TC said it’s too late the train has already picked up the speed(3/4)

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

Bookmark this for the generations to come

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Got approached for an interview from one of my dream companies. Fatafat se good luck bol dein sab 🤞🏽🧿🙏🏼

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

@AaluKaHalwa ‘mai kal nahi aayegi’

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Kosha

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6 months

@SamarthSri_ that’s what I asked bt he said he has parked in parking lot lo atleast that is safe

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Kosha

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3 years

Every single kid owned these in 2000s

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Kosha

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2 years

Offices are funny because you can have a 50 year old friend and nobody will question it

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Kosha

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2 years

the younger generation won’t understand the patience we had to see the bullet hit Ansh and him flying in air from Friday through Monday and why it gave the Indian household a reason to celebrate

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Kosha

@imkosha

4 years

Other people miss Sunburn and Tomorrowland, us Gujaratis miss this :

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Kosha

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11 months

Ghar ki aur meri pehli diwali 🪔

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Kosha

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3 months

Sorry SRK, there’s someone else who loves better than you when he opens his arms for his fans ❤️

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Kosha

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3 years

People who solved the whole of R D Sharma, where are you all in life right now

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Kosha

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2 years

Being an IAS is so difficult, you gotta find emotional videos with a message everyday to put on twitter

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

@iamFirki I & mom met Dhoni in 2010 & my mom asked Dhoni for a handshake but he showed his hands were occupied by his kit. mom asked him to put it down. he did it & shook hands with my mom. My mom didnt cook food that day bcoz her hand was touched by Dhoni and she didnt want it to fade 😂

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

When gali ke bacche call me aunty

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Kosha

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2 years

spreading pda on my engagement anniversary

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Kosha

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4 years

What happened after Shweta said ‘aur pata hai wo Pandit hai’

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Kosha

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3 years

I am an SRK fan BUT Salman in Kuch kuch hota hai 😍😍😍

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Kosha

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2 years

My husband when I am talking to him

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Kosha

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9 months

Muting this thread because idiots with ‘haa to shaadi mat karo’ have reached here

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Kosha

@imkosha

9 months

If each Indian can give 1rs to each Indian, then each Indian will have ₹130cr. Follow me for more tips on economics

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

How many of you believe that when you show too much excitement about something, that thing will get nazar

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Kosha

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2 years

Organic chemistry is easier than Inorganic chemistry

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Kosha

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4 years

Nobody ever says it loud but each family member has a designated seat on the sofa

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Kosha

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6 months

My father never liked him. Even when he won matches, not once did he like him. And I used to think why, he is winning matches for us what’s not to like. Then he did what he did, and let me tell you guys— always listen to your parents. They are always right

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Gol gol tametu, nadiye nahva jatutu..

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Kosha

@imkosha

4 years

When Barbeque Nation gets to know that one of its customer is celebrating their birthday Waiters and manager :

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

guysss aap log isko kya bolte ho?

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Gujarati families se UPSC aspirants kabhi sune kyu nahi? Or is it just me who is unaware of such people

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Kosha

@imkosha

2 years

just want to apologise to all non-Gujaratis that the version of garba you are exposed to is limited to kamariya, chogada, nagada sang dhol and not actual folk culture

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Kosha

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2 years

The biggest scam IT companies do is showing job location as Mumbai and then send you to office in Airoli

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

If your utensils don’t have your family name, you aren’t Indian enough

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Kosha

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2 years

Twitter is good at guessing random things so Guess my sasural from the saree in background

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Kosha

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3 years

Neeraj Chopra might be the only human for whom “kya phenkta hai ye” is a compliment

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Kosha

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8 months

Bharat ka bachcha bschcha, Jai Jai Shri Ram bolega 🏹

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Kosha

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3 years

When in Rajkot

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Kosha

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3 years

Good morning only to the unmarried people left in 2021

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Kosha

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3 years

Gujarati household on Diwali

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Kosha

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4 months

this is why pradhanji was right in giving more house to Phulera west

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Kosha

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3 years

Office laptop crashed. So now I have 4 days of paid vacation with no leave balance lost 🥳

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Kosha

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3 years

Gharwale to maane hue hai shaadi ke liye, lekin unka rishtedaaro pe paisa udne se bachane ke liye bhagne ka soch rahi hu. 💁🏻‍♀️

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Kosha

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7 months

Nobody stop the RCB fans tonight 😭

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Are you even Gujarati if you don’t like the burnt part of handva?!

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Kosha

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2 months

@Pagal_aurat corporate wale to phir bhi thoda subtle hote hai, locals to aur bhi dangerous. Jeans pehen ke local mein gayi toh ladies bolti — you are spoiling our girls with this kind of influence 💁🏻‍♀️

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Kosha

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Kosha

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3 years

Colleges would ask for 75% attendance but won’t even finish 75% syllabus

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Kosha

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3 years

Mini santra straight from my garden 🍊

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Every Indian has one solution to all problems and that is called Paracetamol

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Kosha

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3 years

Be the launda from dilli to someone’s mumbai ki billi

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Kosha

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2 years

This banged and how! & its impossible to type thankyou repeatedly and not get annoyed. So here’s a common one : I read each and everyone of your wonderful wishes and feeling extremely happy tonight! Thankyou for the encouragement and goodwill! ✨🧿

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Haldi lagate waqt itna intense pyaar se kaun dekh sakta hai yaar

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Kosha

@imkosha

3 years

Just received a call from my first dose vaccination centre and the govt person literally scolded me for not taking up my second vaccine yet and booked an appointment for tomorrow and told me to come without fail. Wow, Guj govt is onto this for real.

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