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Dad and an Evertonian.

Joined March 2009
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@knagberi
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5 years
This year I’ll be unfollowing anyone who likes or retweets any Tories or any right wing troll or hate monger. Happy New Year.
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@knagberi
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10 months
The fella holding the corrupt banner in the Enclosure always used to shout at Baines ‘don’t hit the first man’ when taking corners. Baines turned around to him one game and said ‘I hear you say that in my sleep’
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10 months
"𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗣𝗧" Everton fans make their feelings clear towards the Premier League.
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9 months
Joey Barton is angry because he’s a failure at football management so he’s jumped on the right wing grift train to try and keep himself relevant.
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2 years
I reckon this striking teacher may be an Evertonian.
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7 months
The lad in front of me is about 16 or 17. He keeps turning around and smiling at a girl on my row. He even ate his halftime pie in a flirty way whilst looking at her. Tremendous scenes from the youngster. It’s way more entertaining than the match.
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2 months
I bet no protestors will go down to the mosque in Liverpool 8. I’d love to see how long these people would last in Toxteth. No shithouse gammon has got the bollocks to come down to the area.
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2 years
“Mrs Barrett-Baxendale, I thought you were dead”
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1 year
@FBAwayDays What do the rest of the country expect when you call us bin dippers, thieves and tired old stereotypes from the 70s. I’m an Evertonian and I’m made up the anthem got booed at the pit.
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10 months
We were out celebrating Mack’s 18th birthday and Sean Dyche was in the restaurant.
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9 months
If only we had some kind of video replay that could look at clear fouls like this.
@Jim_Keoghan
Jim Keoghan
9 months
What exactly are clubs like Everton meant to do?
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1 year
Someone at the Open just shouted ‘where’s the Arteta money Bill’ after Fleetwood teed off.
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10 months
Two Scousers started Fans Supporting Foodbanks. Margaret Aspinall and Anne Williams two Scouse mums fought for years for justice over Hillsborough. If only the scum who sing feed the Scousers had half the balls this city had the country would be a better place.
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8 months
Ivan Toney moving the ball wasn’t being clever. It’s called cheating. It’s one of the many reasons football is becoming unwatchable because it’s a game played by 22 cheats.
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5 years
If you voted Tory last election and you’re out clapping the NHS and it’s workers tonight then you’re a cheeky two faced bastard.
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5 years
After seeing @eljonesuk yesterday at Goodison I have decided to relinquish my season ticket at Everton to get a season ticket at Leeds next season. I wish everyone at Everton all the best for the future.
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5 days
Three thousand miles away from home in the Lower East Side of Manhattan and the nearest boozer is called the Winslow. I can’t escape my Everton nightmare.
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5 months
The woman I’m dating is Scottish. She’s still getting her head around some Everton stuff like why we are called the Toffees. Anyway last night I’m talking footy and she joins in and asks the lad I’m talking to if he is a fudge too. She got Toffee and fudge mixed up.
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5 months
I was on a Teams call earlier and the consultant doctor leading the call started his presentation with a slide that said “2-0” He left it up on his screen for ages too. I love that kind of shithousery.
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1 year
At the hotel and a fella hears my accent and asks me if I’m blue or red. I told him I’m an Evertonian and he says in his finest midlands accent he’s a red. I told him I could tell by his accent. He then went on to talk about footy so I ignored him until he fucked off.
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11 months
We went from him to Benitez. It’s like divorcing Margot Robbie and then shacking up with Gemma Collins.
@Everton
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Carlo's tribute to our late Chairman 💙 @MrAncelotti
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10 months
If I was Nathan Patterson I’d hand in a transfer request. He surely knows there’s no future for him here if a 38 year old liability gets a game ahead of him.
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5 years
Just found this old picture of me and my brother taken in August 85. I was 10 and Everton were winning trophies.
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10 months
A Leeds fan in work giving me stick about the points deduction saying he can’t wait to see us relegated to where we belong. I reminded him that we’ve been in the top division for more than anyone else while Leeds have been outside the top flight longer than they’ve been in it.
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8 months
Please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard, please let it be Gerrard. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@knagberi
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1 year
Jordan Pickford has kept us up for two seasons now. Don’t let anyone tell you he isn’t a top class goalie.
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5 years
I keep seeing Evertonian’s on here liking tweets from the likes of Peter Shilton and Boris Johnson. I’m going to have to unfollow these clowns. I don’t need that shite on my Twitter.
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8 months
A club worth billions owned by people worth over 20 billion want the government to pay for a new stadium. Meanwhile we’ve been docked 10 points for building a stadium.
@TelegraphDucker
James Ducker
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EXCL. Sir Jim Ratcliffe wants #MUFC to create the “Wembley of the North” under bold plans for a spectacular new Old Trafford home. Could seek to lobby government for funds amid “Levelling Up” pledges given potential scale/nature of project This & more:
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8 months
Season tickets renewed. As my lad is off to uni in September and most of the games we won’t be going to so I’m going to give our tickets away for games we can’t make it on a game by game basis to any Blues who want to go the match but can’t afford it.
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4 years
Found my Spirit of The Blues record. The blue vinyl is ace. I also found my old Here We Go record and my old bobble hat.
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5 years
That lad proposing at half time was the worst thing I’ve seen on the Goodison pitch and I’m including Michael Keane in that.
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4 years
If anyone thinks Bernard is better than Iwobi you must be a glue sniffer.
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4 years
Unbelievable that @GKPaulRobinson on Sky has said Everton will suffer if they get injuries. How is he even a pundit if he doesn’t realise we have had our 4 best players missing recently? Lazy punditry at its best.
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5 years
Special mention to Leicester fans. What a gang of inbred bell ends from a place famous for crisps. We’ve also won the title 9 times which is more than the combined total of things they’ve won in their history. Tory twats.
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10 months
That Newcastle player who Beto shoulder charged when he scored almost ended up over the water with that Sky Sports reporter.
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4 months
Reform overtaking the Tories confirms to me that this country is a racist little island with shit weather.
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5 years
Jon Moss said that the foul on Sigurdsson wasn’t clear and obvious yet the offside was. Fuck off. VAR is clear and obvious match fixing.
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5 months
There are actual Evertonian’s who watch us and still don’t realise Gana Gueye is our best midfielder. It’s crucial he signs a new contract.
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1 year
Last August Everton gave points away at the start of the season because they never had a striker. It almost resulted in relegation. Making the same mistake 12 months later is Moshiri and Kenwright in a nutshell.
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4 years
If they play footy behind closed doors that may see me jib the game completely. I’ve invested time and money in Everton since 1982 and now I’m told I’m irrelevant because they plan to play it behind closed doors in a neutral stadium.
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5 years
Through work when the Ebola outbreak hit Sierra Leone I got to know an Evertonian over there called Amjata. Everton being Everton gave me old kits to send out there. Amjata created Everton Sierra Leone FC. A part of Freetown is Everton through and through because of him.
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8 months
Carragher only turned into the celebration police yesterday because it was against Liverpool. If Salah did what Odergaard did yesterday he’d have laughed and called him a little dancer again.
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5 years
It’s the last game before Christmas tonight. Everyone going the game take some tins to the food bank truck at the Park End. If you voted Tory take a trolley full as people having to use food banks in our city is all on you. Tory bastards.
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6 months
Imagine having to write this in 2024. People actually had the audacity to defend that Brick tweet too.
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9 months
Craig Pawson and Chris Kavanagh should never be allowed to ref an Everton game again. They are the only people in the world who thought it was a red card.
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3 years
Bradley Walsh on The Chase then asking a fella from Birmingham why he supports Liverpool when there are loads of teams in the midlands. Nice.
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7 months
Li Tie locked up for life and he still has more to look forward to than most Evertonian’s.
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2 months
I’ve just spoken to my Muslim neighbour. She is scared. Fuck every single bastard who has been radicalised by Farage, Robinson and every other right wing twat.
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The greatest goalie who has ever lived. He was my hero when I was a kid.
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Neville Southall was a brilliant goalie 🧤
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2 months
My lad has smashed his A-Level results and is off to Edinburgh uni to do law. I am a proud dad today.
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4 years
If you voted Conservative the current shit show is all your fault.
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11 months
To the supporters who think we will stay up regardless of the -10 points, we are an injury crisis away from Virginia in goal, Keane at centre back and Dobbin up front.
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5 years
Attention the UK and Ingerlund fans. You’re only a Scouser if you’re born in Liverpool or moved here as a small kid. You’re not a ‘Scouser’ if you support Liverpool and come from another part of the country. I hope this helps.
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7 months
Alas, there will be no romantic ending for our protagonist as the girls dad has said she’s in a relationship. Join me at the next home game v West Ham when I’m hoping to pick out more fans looking for love.
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1 year
Calvert Lewin’s arl fella having a pop at some Evertonian’s is ok with me. He’s probably read loads about his lad wearing knickers and bras from a load of empty heads in the past and has just hit out. It’s the classic don’t give it if you can’t take it.
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9 months
Three fellas have been stabbed in town after a mass brawl. Christmas ruined for a few families because feral idiots carry knives.
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9 months
Carragher always shows his true colours. That’s why I’m amazed any Evertonian gives him the time of day. He’s even been invited on to podcasts and interviewed by blues. It’s mind boggling.
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1 year
Tom Davies blocks Lewis Warrington’s path to the first team.
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1 year
I genuinely reckon if this was us winning this trophy, I’d be found 4 weeks later partying in somewhere like Kazakhstan without a penny in my bank account.
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6 months
That entitled post about away game tickets has properly pissed me off. I was doing away games before she was probably born. That kitchen sink tweet too is a reminder we’ve got some knobheads who follow us. It’s not just FFP or VAR making me to spew it, it’s blerts like that.
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11 days
Spoiler alert. Michael Keane wasn’t playing last season.
@Everton
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“We’ve been reaffirming to [the players] the whys and wherefores of why we had such a good record here last season, with clean sheets and keeping games tight.” Read more from the boss ahead of #LEIEVE .
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1 year
The way people have Purple Aki as some comical figure is crazy. He terrorised me when I was 18.
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11 months
The Sunday Mirror blaming Pickford for the second Palace goal is nonsense. Anyone with eyes could see it was an error by Tarkowski. The agenda against him is beyond daft now.
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5 years
If you’re an Evertonian and you’ve tweeted an Everton player giving them stick then you’re a massive bellwhiff and should throw yourself in the bin. Ex players like Lukaku and Barkley are fair game though.
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1 year
If Denise is the best of the best let’s see how many clubs will ask her to be CEO when she finally leaves Everton.
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1 year
That shark video and now that submarine has reminded me that being in the sea is absolutely none of my fucking business.
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9 months
Richard Masters is cut from the same cloth as the people who screwed the postmasters. Absolute con artists who parrot the corporate line. No doubt he’ll allow an independent regulator to get involved in the Premier League but he’ll want an MBE as a sweetener.
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9 months
@dav52463 No she’s terrible but so is Robbie Savage, Michael Owen, Chris Sutton etc etc
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2 years
@piersmorgan We are all hoping Man City win it now and you’ll be crying like when the weather man on GMB had you on toast. Meghan Markle loves the Toffees as well.
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4 years
Robbie Fowler in the Mirror today chatting absolute drivel. He says having no fans in the stadium has kept Ancelotti in a job as last season we ended badly and he reckons a full stadium would have been calling for him to be sacked.
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2 months
My mate Laurence. He’s a good Evertonian too. There was only a handful of us who are black or mixed race who were Toffees growing up in Toxteth back in the 1980s.
@novaramedia
Novara Media
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Historian Laurence Westgaph explains Liverpool’s long history of racial violence and what that means for the city today.
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4 years
Anyone who watched Southall will have no doubt he was the greatest. I’ve seen great goalies like Seaman, Schmeichel, Buffon etc but in my opinion they were not as good as Southall who made goalkeeping look like an art form. Simply put he’s the greatest goalie who has ever lived.
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9 months
This post has been a useful exercise in drawing out right wing bellwhiffs so I can block them.
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7 months
Mason Holgate’s latest post on Instagram is hard to watch. What the fuck is wrong with some people.
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1 month
The thought of Moyes back at Everton leaves me cold. It wouldn’t surprise me if the worst run club in the Premier League for the last 30 years decided to get him back though.
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6 months
The chairman of Everton told a fan base who hadn’t seen a trophy for 28 years that we’d had good times. That type of loser mentality is ingrained in the fabric of the club and it’s why we are terrible.
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I saw @st1llryan today and all the kids in the stand were delighted to see him. He stopped and posed for photos with everyone of the kids. What a top fella.
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10 months
Michael Oliver’s performance today was disgusting. No one can tell me that he isn’t bent.
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9 months
Last night when we scored I never really celebrated because I saw Rodri go down and I was convinced VAR would call it as a foul. For supporters at the game VAR has killed being a fan.
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1 year
Watching teams like West Ham, Brentford and Brighton overtake us is all down to one man who has lowered our standards to the floor. Good times.
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2 months
One of the many things my African immigrant dad taught my siblings and me was to get educated and work hard and that’s what we did. If only the rioters in Southport had such a strong and principled role model. My dad loved this country and I’m glad he’s not around to see it now.
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1 year
Benitez is a disgraceful skid mark in our history. Everything about the man sickens me.
@LivEchoEFC
Everton FC News
1 year
'Go away' - James Rodriguez reveals first Rafael Benitez conversation and Everton regret #EFC
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1 year
Any chance we can get the 1984 Milk Cup Final replayed. Alan Hansen’s blatant handball was not given as a penalty and cost us the cup.
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4 years
Man U or Liverpool get that Gomes penalty incident.
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7 months
The woman I’m dating is from Edinburgh. She asked me why I support Everton. She didn’t even realise Everton are from Liverpool. She thought we were a London team.
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4 years
@standardnews I presuming the GB in GB News stands for Gammon Bastards.
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2 years
Remember when Allan got sent off for less against Newcastle? The games bent.
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9 months
@IJF856 Is he fuck. He goes on about woke and tokenism so he’s cut from the same cloth as his brother.
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2 years
Melbourne Beach Florida.
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10 months
@matthewjervis_ It was definitely around that time.
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5 years
Any Evertonian going to the tin mine for a concert deserves to hear that song at the end.
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5 years
If I found @Meisarch in bed with my girlfriend I’d tuck him in and then go and make him a cup of tea.
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11 months
The CEO of Palantir being grilled by Victoria Derbyshire on BBC1. I’ve worked with Palantir and what I’ve got to say about them is probably liable. There is no good reason why an American tech firm wants access to NHS data regardless of how their CEO dresses it up.
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3 months
How do you like them apples Koeman. Up the Toffees.
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4 years
That Scouse air hostess in jail in Dubai is further evidence that the place should be avoided. I honestly couldn’t think of anywhere worse to go on holiday or to live.
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5 months
I bumped into @MikeDull1878 out in town last night. He’s a good Evertonian.
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4 years
I’ve seen posts on here from Evertonian’s still hankering after Martinez. Fucking hell, let it go. Two bottom half finishes with Lukaku in the side and two 4-0 hammerings at Anfield were obviously not enough for some. So what if he’s a nice fella.
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4 years
@LiamThorpECHO I can’t get my head around people who are against this. Do they want to see starving kids? These people have lost their moral compass and are the worst of humanity.
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8 months
If the PL had nothing to hide they’d release the minutes of the meeting. It’s as simple as that. It’s surely clear to everyone now they are using us to show they can regulate themselves without the need for an independent regulator.
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2 months
@ExeterGentlyDH I support Everton, so no.
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@evertonfc1122 The wooden fork was used with the dexterity and skill of a violinist.
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