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Jim Keoghan

11 months

Out Now! Everything You Wanted to Know About Everton (But Were Afraid to Ask) A treasure trove of all things Everton Paperback available here: Kindle version here:

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

1 year

God help Brighton. They might become the first side in history to get a player sent off in the warm up

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Jim Keoghan

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3 months

Anthony Gordon’s Euros highlights reel

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Jim Keoghan

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4 years

What will end first? (A) The Pandemic or (B) This Fucking Story

Amazon Prime Video Sport

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4 years

PL referee Michael Oliver has admitted that Jordan Pickford should have been sent off for his challenge on Virgil van Dijk in October's Merseyside derby 🔴 [ @MailSport ]

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Jim Keoghan

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1 year

I wouldn’t be surprised if Everton were the ones buying him back

EFC DAILY

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1 year

🚨Saint Etienne are set to buy Niels Nkounkou from Everton and then will immediately sell him for profit. [ @lequipe ]

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Jim Keoghan

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4 months

I interviewed Roberto Martinez not long after he left Everton, knowing for a fact he was dog shit. By the end of the conversation he’d convinced me he was an Everton great. The man has Jedi mind skills. I completely get how he manages to get such good jobs

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

If World War III does break out, how many points should Everton be deducted?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

9 months

18. He’s been going to Goodison since he was 7

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives

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9 months

What age is this man?

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Jim Keoghan

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1 year

The benefit of moaning

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

It was a Goodison Derby, not a tour of Vietnam

SASoccerMag

@SASoccerMag

3 years

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp admits it may be difficult for Virgil Van Dijk to forget what happened to him on his last visit to Goodison Park for a Merseyside derby.

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Jim Keoghan

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10 months

Same fucking player, same fucking shirt pull. Just days apart and one is a pen, one isn’t

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

1 year

Unusual to see a referee displaying his bias so openly

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

7 months

Every other manager in football would get a red for laying a hand on the ref

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7 months

We will miss his grace, his charm, and most of all his humility when Jürgen is gone. A true gent of the game

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Jim Keoghan

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8 months

Amazing how a perspective can shift

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

Guess the Red

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

7 months

Due to ongoing PSR problems Everton will likely have to sell him discounted to clubs either heavily in debt [£1.3 bln (Madrid), £1.09 bln (Utd),£700m (Spurs)] or one facing 115 financial charges Modern football eh?

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@EvertonNewsFeed

7 months

🗞️Manchester City are interested in Jarrad Branthwaite and will monitor his situation this summer with Manchester United, Real Madrid and Tottenham also showing their interest (Source - @MailSport )

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Jim Keoghan

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10 months

Just an average day supporting Everton

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Jim Keoghan

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10 months

They docked Everton 10 points to keep us out the Champions League

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

When Everton won the League, the Cup Winners Cup and made it to the FA Cup final in 1985, a relatively small squad played 63 games. Last season City’s enormous squad played 61. Not entirely sure the ‘playing more games than ever’ argument really holds up

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Jim Keoghan

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1 year

Leeds - Bielsa to Allardyce in three moves Everton - Ancelotti to Dyche in three moves. Is it any wonder two clubs that run so incoherently are doing so badly?

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Jim Keoghan

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8 months

Objectively speaking, investing emotionally in Everton must rank as one of the most futile and joyless decisions any human could ever make

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

9 months

Doesn't matter that Jamie Carragher was a boyhood Evertonian. Anakin Skywalker was a boyhood Jedi but I don't recall Yoda giving a fuck what Darth Vader thought

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

Sky must be gutted all the drama has gone from this specially scheduled fixture I hope Everton make it a fucking unwatchable grind

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

If Everton was an animal, you'd have put it out of its fucking misery by now

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

Lots of ‘ifs’ but if survival was achieved before the Arsenal game, and the title went down to the final day, I’d love Everton to spoil the League’s big day by downing tools completely and letting the Gunners put 50 past us

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Jim Keoghan

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10 months

What exactly are clubs like Everton meant to do?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

So this season, according to different commissions, £19m warrants 10 points, £19m warrants 6 points, £34m warrants 6 points, and £16m warrants 2 points. Who says the Premier League isn’t fit for purpose?

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Jim Keoghan

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2 months

Everton now the only club in the League to run a positive transfer balance over the last 5 years. But lazy pundits and writers will still talk about ‘big spending’ Everton

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

‘Break the rules, you get punished’. That’s what Evertonians keep getting told But what if they change the rules half way through and punish you for something they told you could do?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

10 months

Nathan Paterson using his neck here in a disgusting attempt to injure the hand of Nicolas Jackson A likely further 10 point deduction heading Everton’s way?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

When you’re not part of the gilded establishment, decisions are much harder to come by

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

Everton’s right wing yesterday boasted a combined age of 73. Is this football’s oldest combination on one wing?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

Just a reminder that over the course of the last few years a handful of clubs did threaten the integrity of English football. Only it wasn’t Everton, Nottingham Forest or Leicester City.

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

Everton have spent the last few years remedying the bloated wage bill, eviscerating the transfer budget, while investing in a new stadium to improve future sustainability. It seems the League’s response to this is do whatever it can to push the club into financial oblivion

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

2 years

Guess the Red

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

9 months

If a football authority has been working closely with a club to monitor its finances and then decides to charge that club for the same financial irregularity twice, while making up punishments as they go along, it’s fair to say it’s probably time for an independent regulator

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Jim Keoghan

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11 months

Everton didn’t do this. They did the right thing and took a £20m hit on a player. An amount just over the sum they received the points deduction for…

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

11 months

Premier League clubs have continued to play two footballers, and kept a boss in post, while knowing they are under police investigation for sexual or domestic violence. More:

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Jim Keoghan

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8 months

TNT Sports advertising the upcoming Man City v Everton I think they’ve forgotten something…

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Jim Keoghan

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3 years

‘Wait until the tough run ends’, Wait until we get DCL back’, ‘Wait until we have our best 11’, ‘Wait until Benitez has gone’. Maybe Everton are just shite

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

We’re now past 100 games since a player was sent off against Everton. No Premier League team has ever reached this milestone. Do we get a cup or something?

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

An easy way to solve the problem of too many games might be to make the Champions League only for actual Champions and go back to a straight knockout format. Maybe knock those pre season tournaments on the head too

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

6 months

Think it’s fair to say that Everton are long overdue a bit of luck when it comes to officiating

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

10 months

Is anyone else enjoying this new ruling that enables opposition players to intermittently choke Everton players without sanction? It’s all about the great content

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

10 months

Just a reminder that Everton partly got into their current state due to an investor’s connection with the monster on the left By contrast, Newcastle are enjoying a footballing renaissance due their relationship with the monster on the right The Premier League eh?

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

Just a reminder of some of the tackles on Everton players in recent seasons that VAR has been absolutely fine with

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

5 months

Don’t know why he left

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 months

There are probably two reasons why Jordon Pickford continues to have doubters 1) He’s emotional 2) He plays for Everton Neither reason detracts from the fact that he’s fucking brilliant

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

He’s having a great week

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Jim Keoghan

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4 months

The Premier League only has a problem with one of these

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

10 months

The Premier League only docked Everton 10 points to stop us winning the title

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

2 years

My lad, 14 and a good Blue, asked after Leicester: ‘Does supporting Everton ever get good?’. It’s a decent question. Not sure what the answer is

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Jim Keoghan

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2 months

Heading into their 4th season of austerity, with the squad trimmed to the bone, Everton go to Spurs with 14 fit senior players Meanwhile Chelsea head to Wolves with a squad of 42 As you can see, PSR is working it’s magic

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Jim Keoghan

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4 years

Ben Godfrey is the ‘Everton’ we’ve been missing for years

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

Option 5: ‘When, if ever, as an adult is it acceptable to spit in a child’s face?’

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

Two footed, off the ground, out of control - stayed on the pitch I’d argue that it’s now a footballing impossibility to be sent off against Everton

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

I remain convinced that the average Liverpool fan would not last 5 minutes as an Evertonian

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

Officials picking up from where they left off last season

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

9 months

The first non-Liverpool team to achieve statistically meaningful levels of ‘Kopite’

Keith Downie

@SkySports_Keith

9 months

Newcastle players & staff wind up Sunderland fans by taking their “winning team photo” on the pitch after 3-0 derby win #NUFC #SAFC

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

How great it is for the game that the Champions League Final will again be contended by two clubs who this time last year were prepared to completely bin the competition off. Modern Football is a truly wonderful thing

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

Carlo Ancelotti has done some incredible things in football. Sniding his way past City is certainly one of them But the jewel in his crown will always be those few months when he made Michael Keane look like a competent defender

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Jim Keoghan

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11 months

The standard of research here, and the narrative being pushed, is incredible Just for the record, the ‘splurge’ and our attempt to ‘live the dream’ was fuelled by this spending 23/24: £36.23m 22/23: £21.7m 21/22: £5.56m 20/21: £-59.75m 19/20: £-28.38m Total: £-27.54m

Times Sport

@TimesSport

11 months

Everton ignored multiple warnings and splurged money under Frank Lampard. They tried to live the dream – now they’re paying the price Read @JNorthcroft 's Sunday Times column below 🔽

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Jim Keoghan

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8 months

Laurence Rabinowitz earned more points for Everton today than Frank Lampard managed in his opening 6 games

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

8 months

A bench worth more than 3 times the entire Everton first XI Look at Everton benefiting from all that ‘sporting advantage’

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

4 months

Taking the stabilisers off for the first time is always tricky

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

4 months

Anthony Gordon was sporting a graze on his chin during England training. Sky Sports understands he fell off his mountain bike and banged his jaw 🤕

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Jim Keoghan

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10 days

Incredible decision

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

2 years

On reflection, I don’t think this was a pen

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

2 years

Same FA Cup and League Cup finalists. Same handful of teams going for the title. The sterility of English football makes you wonder why anybody opposed the Sky 6 fucking off to the ESL?

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Jim Keoghan

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1 month

Also on today, it doesn't matter that Jamie Carragher was a boyhood Evertonian. Anakin Skywalker was a boyhood Jedi but I can't imagine the Rebel Alliance wanting Darth Vader on co-comms for the Battle of Hoth

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

Everton are partly in a financial hole because a sponsor with links to Russia was sanctioned. You either have consistency with this or don’t bother. You now have a league within a league, where different rules apply to different clubs

Matt Law

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9 months

Premier League and government won't intervene in Chelsea's BingX sponsorship deal, despite Russia link

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Jim Keoghan

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7 months

This is a serious matter Every year, millions of people die of High Boot Syndrome If you, or a loved one, have been affected by HBS please contact our help line today 0800-1234-5678

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

Tarkowski being booked for a foul that wasn’t given as a foul tells you a lot about the standard of officiating in the Premier League

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Jim Keoghan

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9 months

You can't consistently spend like the elite until you grow revenue. The best way to grow revenue is to enjoy on field success. But you can't do that without consistently spending like the elite. But of course, you can’t consistently spend like the elite until you grow revenue

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

My son loved Richarlison. Then after he left, he switched to Gordon. Going by this pattern, I’m trying to get him to make Michael Keane his next favourite after Gordon goes

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Jim Keoghan

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6 months

Having Carragher on commentary for Everton is a bit like eating your favourite meal while someone takes a shit in the chair next to you

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

If Digne is criticising these tactics he should probably be given a pay rise not the cold shoulder

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Jim Keoghan

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3 months

‘We have the lowest pre-season carbon footprint, You’ll never sing that’

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

8 months

Going by how widespread the ‘cheating’ and the ‘you wasted money on transfers’ narratives are, the Premier League’s media machine has done a great job muddying the waters. Rarely now is the reality below seen outside Everton media

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Jim Keoghan

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2 years

The really frustrating thing now is that Lampard’s Everton, while not great, are probably not a relegation side. Benitez’s Everton fucked us

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

Benitez needs to realise that the reason some of our players impress in training is because they’re playing against Everton

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

1 month

If at 2-0 you didn’t think that Villa would end up winning 3-2 or more, can you really call yourself an Evertonian?

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

4 months

Even if this summer is bumpy, never forget, nothing will be as bad as Everton’s summer of 2021 Ancelotti quits in May Benitez arrives in June Captain arrested in July Rondon the ‘marquee’ signing Kenyan ‘Vampire' arrested on multiple murder charges turns out to be a Blue

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

7 months

More of this sort of thing

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

Old enough to have seen Walker 94 and Kendall 97/98. This is worse

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

1 year

I know modern footballers are guns for hire who don’t really have any affiliation with the fans. But, to be celebrating potentially relegating the club that created you as a player and who you supported all your life seems to be the extreme end of of mercenary spectrum

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

11 months

The best thing to come out the Wirral since Half Man Half Biscuit

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Jim Keoghan

@Jim_Keoghan

3 years

After robbing Everton of a point, to put Kavanagh in charge of the game that could consign the club to the bottom three tells you all you need to know about that ‘apology’