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Hong Kong City
Joined October 2022
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Use your Uni days to make friends* coz you're not going to meet anybody you actually like after Uni trust me
@thekwamina
with love, Kwame
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Use your Uni days to make friends that will change your life.
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Brah this shit was so good I nearly got into that FC and 30BG shit
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Come on man Tarantino is better than Nolan what are we doing here
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4 months
Twitter circles was a crazy era. You interact with someone a couple of times next thing you know, you're in their circle begging them not to kill themself
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@desusislord After these loud niggas for NYSC it's oldheads for the rest of your life that's crazy
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Sending 11K to your mistress is crazy bro just love your wife
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1 year
@remasteredayo Thank God he dropped More Love, Less Ego to remind me that he was a mere mortal
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3 months
People are still trying to make internet friendships look silly in the age when everyone spends a third of their day on their phones
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@evvss_ Rewatched all my fav films this year. Helped a lot
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@kkKelechi_
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2 months
They're gonna have niggas dropping 50K for a trash cut
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@kkKelechi_
Kelechi
5 months
You know a nigga is in 200 level when he posts imagine dragons on his story
@helaynelson
Iyi
5 months
To me, the worst genre of music is that thing Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5 and the Chainsmokers (and recently Coldplay) does. Soulless, bland, uninspired, middle of the road, pop esque fusion crap.
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@kkKelechi_
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9 months
Bitch ass biracial nigga where's the iron claw
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9 months
Barack Obama reveals his favorite movies of 2023.
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Sure he made Interstellar and Oppenheimer but Tarantino is Tarantino man
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Like this tweet and I'll reply with a video that suits your aesthetic/vibe. (Insert_Name)Core
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@millionp0int Shit was crazy man I was calling Davido a frog
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@kkKelechi_
Kelechi
2 months
I am a black american, and I will not be voting for Kamala Harris💯
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@kkKelechi_
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11 months
The beauty of Kayfabe and why I love Pro-Wrestling. 🧵
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@kkKelechi_
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American Gothic (1930)
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@kkKelechi_
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1 year
Subtle acting has never been a staple of nollywood. The performances are more theater-like, and I think that has been around long enough for it to be distinguished and identified as its own style instead of being seen as an inadequacy
@bunmigrey
✨Bùnmi✨
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There is something soulless about nollywood. They put the “act” in acting. They don’t embody characters, they act them out. It’s second hand embarrassment having to see some of these works on a global scale.
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It's been two years since my accident. Going from bedridden and mute to learning how to talk and walk again was crazy because 4 years ago I would have sworn I'd commit suicide if such a thing ever befell me
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9 months
Monkey in shackles. A thread 🧵
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9 months
It's so funny when people are like the white man's colonialism made us poor in the first place but it is our leaders that have kept us poor like yeah the corruption of our leaders is the white man's fault actually
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1 year
I know what he meant by Old Poverty as soon as I saw it. From Olori Ebi to the youngest uncle, zero successful people. Serve no purpose other than to hate wives and be vicious and entitled. The type of people that make you believe in curses
@KutthroatG_
Greg
1 year
The crazy thing about marrying into old poverty is even after they take everything from his wife , they’ll be poor again in a few weeks it’s crazy
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3 months
Pick up a reputation as a funny guy and you can never lose it like bro I know I made you laugh first year of uni but I'm depressed now okay?
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@kkKelechi_
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10 months
A visual spectacle with a mid plot is a good film
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11 months
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
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@kkKelechi_
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4 months
People on here act like making art automatically makes you above ridicule or critique
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@kkKelechi_
Kelechi
1 year
Fr more authors need to learn how to ease people into their world. There's no reason why I should open the first page of your book and see some bullshit like "the stymathrox thrummed as the malagdobob flew ahead" nigga wtf is all that?
@cardansnemesis
lizzy 🇵🇸 a hopeless romantic
1 year
what book opinion will have you like this?
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@kkKelechi_
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When una talk say you dey lock in, I no sabi say na e-begging and tapswab😕
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11 months
Don't go
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@kkKelechi_
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4 months
"Only people that haven't seen his roles outside MCU disagree" What are the roles outside MCU lmao?
@NotYeezus__
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4 months
I’ll forever die on the hill that tom holland is a better actor than Timothy chiamaka.
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I recommended Parasite to this guy and he said he doesn't watch Korean movies... nigga how about multimillionaires, how about eight inches and thick, how about loving and respectful, i lost my wife ten weeks ago, 21 years faithful...but he doesn't like korean movies
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@kkKelechi_
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7 months
The Zuko disrespect is actually crazy. You guys are forgetting he was already a great firebender in S1 and after meeting the gaang, incorporating other bending movements, learning from the dragons and learning lightning redirection, he was one of the best in the fire nation👍🏿
@theavatar_bode
𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕛𝕣.
7 months
Who wins?
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@kkKelechi_
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11 months
Nigeria's lore is crazy coz why was there a time when fights used to regularly break out in the houses of parliament
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@kkKelechi_
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1 year
"Can't believe I have 26 moots still following since yesterday" "I'll block oomf still following" maybe oomf actually has something that they're doing and they have not opened twitter yet idk
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@kkKelechi_
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1 year
Boarding school was crazy man seniors would leave you like this and say "don't fucking snitch" after😂
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Kelechi
1 year
Culture Imports are crazy because why are grown-ass university students ready to die behind that "never snitch to the authorities" thing when it is no more than a ploy to disabuse one of their natural line of recourse after one has been oppressed, bullied or wronged.
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Just saw Kill Bill. Sauce wan kill Tarantino😂
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@kkKelechi_
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28 days
Enjoyment was never supposed to be more than Jollof, chicken and 5 alive. You guys in Lagos ruined the beautiful game
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@kkKelechi_
Kelechi
5 months
"Name one successful communist government" is a very concise criticism of Communism. Even if you are unable to comprehend why it is unfeasible on an economic scale, communism places far too much power in the hands of the government, and that has never worked out well for anybody
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@kkKelechi_
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It's so funny when people are like the white man's colonialism made us poor in the first place but it is our leaders that have kept us poor like yeah the corruption of our leaders is the white man's fault actually
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I don't know why people think a film being boring automatically means it's bad. The Revenenant is pretty boring. That doesn't mean it isn't a great film.
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@kkKelechi_
Kelechi
1 year
Niggas be getting cooked all over the TL and tweet some shit like "I love Brent Faiyaz" bro we know you see it
@chibuikssss
trash boat⛵️😋🇵🇹
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I love Brent faiyaz
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@kkKelechi_
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1 year
Imagine getting done in for being a lame guy after your reputation survived two rape allegations lol this is like when they got AL Pacino for tax evasion
@DocumentWomen
Document Women
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Update: this story has been edited to reflect changes made to Michael's label management status as he is no longer signed to NATIVE Records.
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People that listen to obapluto beyond the first 40 seconds
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@kkKelechi_
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1 year
When you start eating healthy, take care of your skin and draw healthy boundaries with your family and friends>>> Is that it? Is that what you want to hear? Corny ass
@DunnsOftheBuj
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The phase where you actually start loving yourself, is REAL CRAZY! Very wholesome
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Aura merchant
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IGBO History & Facts
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June 10, 1969. Commander-in-Chief of the Biafran Forces, Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu converses with his officers in Okigwe, present-day Imo State.
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Bro saw a plane landing and went I AM A SELF-HATING BLACK MAN
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Everyday multiple African countries argue about the best jollof rice
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Like for a sub
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Corrupt politician no be new thing. E no mean say country no go develop. But dem carry presidency give person wey turn governing system to business say na emilokan
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Man I don't give a fuck
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Your normal day is someone's dream so be thankful that day
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Hmm oyibo man call me jigerboo but me too call igbo man omo hina last week Thursday so e fair
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You Sabi that one Boondocks episode wey Martin Luther King first watch BET
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When she tryna hold it while you pee
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literally...
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It's kinda funny that all the grown adults in your life will just stand by and watch you get a useless degree for four years
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If your film is not going to look good, why bother making it?
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1 year
Porn plug hid his likes
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Darrow is actually such a proper character man. In terms of pure protag gas, no one is doing it like him
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Dad who was Bola Ahmed Tinubu
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Switching the Letterboxd reviews filter to "lowest first"
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When you're going through a mutual's page for the last time before a sb but you see a funny tweet
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@kkKelechi_
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Dany saw this and said "he was never a dragon, fire cannot kill a dragon" my nigga what dragon is surviving THAT?
@ASOIAFQuotesGOT
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"A Crown for a King." Khal Drogo
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Niggas will hear that an athlete they've never heard of raped someone and go and start looking for his highlights reel on YouTube
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They laundered all of Europe's sins through Hitler like some kind of fascist Jesus
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CM punk trying to make it to the ring tonight
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30 year old thinkers on Twitter NG be like why don't you Japa to Mexico and then cross the border into USA🤔
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Wetin Pastor dey find with 1 billion car😂😂
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We need to bring back empowerment programmes for the youth man
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JSS2 first term the seniors heard that I was funny and they locked me in room B4 and made me tell them jokes for 3 hours straight
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Being a religious extremist must be so fun you can kill someone for not respecting your delusions and everybody will blame the person you killed
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The people that partake in the tribalism Thursday thing are already the ones defending him lol idk what meal you're cooking
@yayikanbai
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"igbo women dey get yam leg" haaa shaka don kee me😂😂 "her mother is from Angola" kill Enzo Fernandez 😭😭
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I don't romanticize that gangster lifestyle at all coz the few times I've had opps that were actively searching for me were the worst times of my life
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1 year
This ancestor just die recently. The dance moves still fresh
@dinaNSL_
DINA☆
1 year
@black_bhoy_ I raise you this🔥🔥😂
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Guy I just hate everything about you
@Enioluwa_
Eni Adeoluwa
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The Official Trailer for ALLofUs is Here.😎🔥
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This is the coolest sport ever man
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Everybody knows that photographers who only shoot nude women are weird but they'll call you a prude if you criticize filmmakers for doing thr exact same thing
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@kkKelechi_
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I was very shocked when I discovered that "good people" twitter were just bullies I won't lie
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Zenith of the medium. Apogee of creativity, Apex of storytelling. Gold standard of filmmaking. Mankind's eulogy. Wondrous abomination. Legend among legends. 10/10. Peak
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Dem go catch you and your circle ejo wewe for 4K you go come talk "and I'm still staying that shit🤪" or "what would you have done if I said it outside" mumu after dem don already catch you. Why you no talk am outside before
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Curious abt something so, how does everyone read like what position.
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11 months
Watching someone I was mutuals with when they had their biggest hit tweet as their pinned talking about banger boys
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"How ass is Brandon Sanderson?"
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Yoruba people carry Awolowo title give Tinubu tears full my eyes
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Ayo Sogunro
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We Yoruba people are now basically led by smugglers, drug lords, low-level politicians, and patronage entertainers. Gone are the intellectual and industrial giants, the scientific innovators, and the ideological politicians who crafted critical essays to articulate their vision.
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You get on here and argue GOT with people that watched it on 123series in 480p
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I wish they didn't shift Dune coz that Oppenheimer vs Dune 2 feud at the awards would have fed families
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Ngl waspapping being the top youth in your region is insane
@Waspapping_
Sarki.
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You need to call the people of Kano to order, my brother @__yellows . Bring an immediate end to this protest, just like I did in Kaduna.
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Doing this in scrabble is crazy coz she could have gotten 4 points max she just wanted to prove a point
@prezoh
prezoh
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7am can't sleep thinking about selena gomez censoring FAG and then deleting it immediately
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This is how it feels to hang out with your least favorite friend group
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People who make cool movies are better artists than people who make deep movies
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That shit is not 1500 years old man lmfao
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Opening ancient wine 🍷 Video has sound
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The only reason you people get angry at being called old is because deep down, you know you act like agbayas
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The human mind's voracious need for faux elitism has held our minds and cultures back for centuries
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1 year
If my fave artist does something please don't tell me because I genuinely do not care
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@kkKelechi_
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A film has 1 hour to move me and I'll listen to an entire album multiple times before I admit I don't like it but with a book lmfao...I close that shit quick asl if I don't feel the prologue
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Idk why people living in Africa have the most to say about black Americans like bro you're a Nigerian😂
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@netcapgirl
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steve jobs in heaven watching them announce “apple intelligence”
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