vivek khatri @peculiarvivek Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

I was wondering what I'd do with the domain name I bought, so built a basic website on it. It is live!

3

1

46

Last Seen Profiles

@KB_artwork

@stw_pdg

@EQ8

@bokeplokalmalam

@LeneWestgaard

@Indigitization

@jandakembangstw

@Brother111217

@No_C1ip

@ohmagawdreal

@_Alretta_

@TOP_GUYS_

@DESK_IS_ONLINE

@Timba1x

@papmantan69_

@aIastahir

@bokeplokalmalam

@psilovechai

@stwmaniax

@bokeplokalmalam

@AcquireControl

@64Leek

@HoodieShawnn

@Maidenless3D

@joe16led

@jalees55

@fahad177__

@ZapShopBangkok

@hs_teke

@LaceyG19399

@NetiThir

@666blondeangel

@bokeplokalmalam

@victorgodoydip

@masteroffacials

@stwmaniax

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

Dinner. No protein, my diet is a fitness influencer's nightmare. Food credit: my mom

84

18

2K

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 months

Main aise video isiliye nahi bana skta kyuki har aadhe ghante mein main bed pe jaake let jaata hu :')

kashmira

@lowkeyloud_

2 months

let your goals scare you a little

35

82

2K

18

39

1K

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

I was eating dosa and the man sitting beside my table was staring at me. I got annoyed and asked if he wanted a bite. That mf took a piece. How do I deal with this trauma?

109

31

1K

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

Born too late for buying cheap gold Born too late for buying cheap real estate Born too late for zirp Born too late for 2008 US housing mkt crash Born right in time to get myself automated by AI without giving me the time to make dough from my swe job

12

51

500

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

My father sharing this on the group with me and mom is some kind of power move I never expected

13

6

476

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

FE devs are trying to use AI to get rid of BE devs BE devs are trying to use AI to get rid of FE devs Devs are thinking AI will help them get rid of middle management Middle management is trying to use AI to get rid of devs Corporate in a nutshell. :')

9

62

463

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

College curriculum was way ahead of its time, they knew about AI, so by teaching us some basic carpentry, smithy, filing and welding they were making us resilient towards automation.

4

24

454

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

Everybody calling it a film roll cannister is wrong. This is where you store soap solution so you can use it to blow bubbles.

Shantanu Goel

@shantanugoel

6 months

Who can guess what this is?

389

10

332

11

5

346

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

All the companies are doubling down on making chips Haldiram's, Balaji's, Gopal's and even the local players

19

340

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

babe i love all your 70b parameters, please don't be mad.

9

11

323

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 month

Browsers are the best pdf viewers

15

6

315

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

Me at Starbucks: bhaiya kuch Kum range mein dikhaana

6

12

258

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

lessgo!

9

8

222

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

11 months

Some people need to stop throwing around the idea that reading Gita can fix your life or give you a purpose. Lord Krishna was guiding Arjuna, Arjuna was already an excellent warrior and a learned person, you are neither. Thank you for attending my ted talk. :')

24

18

207

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

100DaysOfCarpentry challenge krne ka samay aa gya hai doston

5

11

160

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

oh wow so ai can code but cannot wash the dishes what a waste of technological advancement

17

8

149

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

Sometimes I watch binge tv series just to stop myself from overthinking. AI will take away your job Job market is bad You are not a good coder You haven't mastered lc You have to code 24/7 to be good Everyone is coding Building side projects Upskill, upskill, upskill

11

5

146

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

11 months

Got the led blinking, so who is going to fund my hardware startup?

14

3

121

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 months

Don't disappoint your parents and live with them Don't disappoint your parents and live with them Don't disappoint your parents and live with them Don't disappoint your parents and live with them Don't disappoint your parents and live with them

3

7

117

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 years

@gkcs_ You earned 13LPA seven years ago? Man you are rich. :')

2

1

109

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

AI can be good at medicine and law, but you don't see the hype there, why? Because the profession is protected by licenses and regulations. Anyone can become a software engineer, hence a low hanging fruit, and that is why so much investment in automating it.

8

12

108

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

100 likes and I'll make one too

Adithi

@adithi_mallesh

7 months

50 likes and I’ll make one too

4

0

81

15

12

102

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

I have lost my capability to read books. Mon-Fri work, then I need sat sun off because I want to just rest. And all the anxiety of keep upskilling in this hyper volatile tech world. I should have become an LIC salesperson

11

8

101

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

Cognition

@cognition_labs

7 months

Today we're excited to introduce Devin, the first AI software engineer. Devin is the new state-of-the-art on the SWE-Bench coding benchmark, has successfully passed practical engineering interviews from leading AI companies, and has even completed real jobs on Upwork. Devin is

5K

11K

45K

0

4

99

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

I think the bachelor's degree should be 2 years and not 4.

16

1

98

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

AI makes life easy but interview prep difficult, komik inspiration: @cto_junior 's message about interviewing someone

5

7

93

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

this isn't a joke, Kanpur is way better. Have you been to Kanpur? People are so welcoming, they invite you and then don't let you leave until someone from your family pays them to set you free.

sphinx

@protosphinx

1 year

KANPUR is WAY BETTER than BANGALORE: In the next 3 to 4 years KANPUR is going to be the HUB for all or most of the Tech-Companies. The movements from Banglore to Patna I mean Kanpur have already started by many. It is a smart choice for the following reasons: 👇👇👇

98

48

858

2

1

91

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

hehehe

0

7

89

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

@shantanugoel heyy

17

0

75

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

my father's love language

9

0

74

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

Bro paid ₹10, bought a single idli and took sambar and chutney refill 3 times and then we wonder why businesses fail

6

1

71

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

If you are socially awkward then you should possess a high IQ or enormous physical strength, or daddy should be rich. Because if you are socially awkward and a midwit, the world will walk all over you. :')

2

6

66

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

1

2

71

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

My parents are telling me to figure out my career as AI will automate my job :') Please suggest some career changes that are high reward, low risk, and good work life balance. Thank you

24

1

66

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

Should I spend INR 2500 on a replica Demon Slayer Katana?

31

0

66

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

What is your content strategy? Baiting Indians.

6

3

60

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

While all y'all are reading my criticism of AI, I am taking the Chatgpt course from Dhruv Rathee and up-skilling.

5

1

61

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

4

3

59

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

What level of rich are you? 1. Maid washes dishes 2. Dishwasher washes dishes 3. Maid uses dishwasher to wash dishes 4. Nobody washes dishes, used dishes are thrown away 5. What are dishes? 6. Nobody eats at my home 7. Directly eat from the cooker

25

2

59

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

me @work at startup: there is so much chaos we need some processes at big co: there are so many processes I just want to merge this 1 line code change :'''')

5

2

56

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

8 months

@Ajain112 My father works in a textile company and he tells me about this He also mentioned that a factory in Guj, stopped producing their own yarn and started buying from China and processing it. It was cheaper. Indian textile industry is in for a rough ride, if dumping doesn't stop.

0

2

56

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

8 months

@cokanestudio

2

54

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

My career strategy is asking anons on twitter for jobs.

3

1

55

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

It is decided folks, I am going to open a food court Vadapav stall(me) Chhole Bhature, Kachori ( @devanddice ) Dosa stall (Open) Chaat Stall (Open) Pav Bhaji Stall (Open) Chinese food stall (Open) Momo stall (Open) . . . Please apply if interested

39

1

51

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

my first PR merge on an apache project it is a code clean-up PR, but you gotta start somewhere i guess :P

Remove #[allow(dead_code)] from the codebase by vivek378521 · Pull Request #421 · apache/iceberg-...

github.com

6

3

53

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

I have a ₹1000 budget 💀

8

0

53

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

@ialimustufa If she doesn't know the difference between "at" and "as" you are probably better off without her

1

0

51

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

My advice for people who are searching for a job but finding it difficult is to visit the nearby temple every day.

5

1

52

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

I was trying my hands at building a teeny tiny smol compiler, but then I realised that nobody cares about it apart from me and I am better off opening leetcode and crying while I read the questions.

5

2

51

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

"why do you keep buying domain names for your imaginery billion dollar startup, look at this credit card bill"

2

1

50

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

4 months

@basked_samosa please send a mail to HT to correct that you are a samosa.

1

0

51

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

learn to say brother in the state's native language and you can navigate through 90% of problems UP, MP - Bhaiya Gujarat - Bhai Maharashtra - Dada/Bhau Karnataka - Anna Tamil Nadu - Anna WB - Dada Kerela - Chettan Japan - Onii San :') this is all I know :P

2

4

48

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

All these videshi people saying that it is so cheap to live a comfortable life in India. Toh aao na wapas! Kyu reh rhe ho videsh mein? Aa jaao wapas, aur jee lo zindagi.

9

2

48

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

I went to an Indian restaurant, told them that I cannot eat paneer because I am lactose intolerant, they took me out back and gave me lactaid pills then made me eat Paneer Butter Masala.

4

1

48

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

I will attempting the 2023 challenge, not for the leaderboard creds. The goal will be to complete all the questions by the end of December. Will create a gc to get like-minded individuals together also to keep myself accountable. Lmk if you want in.

27

0

46

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

8 months

If you’re a young person interested in working in tech, you should be on tpot if you can. The network is so strong here, you only have to replace your pfp with anime pfp. You don't even have to move out of your parents house. Ignore the hate on twitter, THIS is where it’s at.

suhas motwani

@MotwaniSuhas

8 months

If you’re a young person interested in working in tech in India, you should be in BLR if you can. The network is so strong here, in person work matters. It’s also beautiful and the perfect temperature for working 🤗 Ignore the hate on twitter, THIS is where it’s at.

18

25

290

8

1

48

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

At Shark tank: Shark: So what inspired you to sell hot chips? Me: Sirji woh tower of hanoi wala sawal nahi ho rha tha mujhse :')

0

6

48

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

4 months

If you have a pfp of some other person (fictional character, or some other famous person) you are indicating a ideological preference. If you have your own face as pfp it conveys nothing.

17

0

47

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

lessgo! #3

4

5

47

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

@h9ni99s i eat puris like once a month sir, no worries there.

1

0

46

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

@shantanugoel Those 8 IITians are more famous and wield more soft power than a politician :P I think my mother would be legit proud though if I became a monk

0

46

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

"We are building for tier 2, tier 3 cities" "Oh nice, where is your HQ?" "Bangalore" :')

6

1

45

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

Yesterday I saw a girl and the first thought in my mind was that we'd have beautiful and healthy babies, have I transcended horniness? :')

7

1

42

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

11 months

I am not sure if I am just a jr software engineer now. I am talking to vendors, solving customer issues, doing data analysis, monitoring traffic on servers, refactoring code, writing code, doing poc, planning sprints, estimating, making code infra related decisions, writing docs

3

1

44

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

9 months

While cycling today, I saw a bunch of stray dogs standing around a tree and looking at something. So I stopped and stood with them and started to look at that "something" Felt a sense of belongingness.

4

3

45

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

My life? Torn My job? Automation prone My sleep? Gone My finance? Loan My problems? Grown

4

2

43

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

Na crunch hota hai Na plank Na aata hai competitive exam mein decent rank Na hi home loan approve hota hi by the bank Leetcode ka question padh k ho jaata hai mind blank GTA vice City mein tera bhai chalata hai tank - Chuljaar

8

7

43

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

i was telling my mom about how i have internet frens, so my mom asked me to name one of them, how do i tell her that my frens's name is cokane? cc @cokanestudio

3

0

44

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

Continuous learning :')

2

42

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

@vedaniket97 Revenge arc.

0

41

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

None of these people cracked JEE or NEET and they are the chief guests, this should give you hope that you can make it without JEE or NEET, isn't it contradictory to the celebrations?

Gaurav Munjal

@gauravmunjal

6 months

Unacademy Aarambh 2024. Biggest Event celebrating JEE and NEET Learners and Toppers will be live on YouTube at 1pm on 7th April. Do not miss it :)

680

33

367

7

1

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

😂😂

1

4

42

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

11 months

Diwali Manalo fraaaands

6

0

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

10 months

My hand puppet got delivered, I think my schizo levels are going to hit a peak. It is a dog. I'll call it Lenin: the socialist dawg.

4

1

40

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

5 months

@Ajain112 No. Just the dosa.

1

0

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

The last time I was in love was in 2016, it has been over 8 years that I haven't felt love (romantic)

6

0

40

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

@cto_junior ji throwing out alpha facts.

0

6

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

I have always had a dream to buy a Playstation. But the expense doesn't make any sense in my middle class brain. Some day, surely.

4

1

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 year

Folks, remote work doesn't mean that you don't have to put in the the hours. Usually, it ends up being more hours than the in office job.

1

38

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

8 months

woh baccha 100 rupay mein hyd chala gya aur tum pichle 3 saal se apne trip k liye paise bacha rhe ho, just disappear anon

Dev Sharma

@TheyVeSharma

8 months

Meanwhile Bangalore people paying ₹150 to travel 3 Kms.

0

1

12

1

38

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

3 months

If I ever adopt a dog, I will name the dog Sadaharu, Sadaharu Khatri.

5

1

37

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

Everyone wants to capture India's smartphone market, no one wants to capture India's incel market. :')

5

1

38

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

2 years

When I was in 5th standard I used to drive a tank on the streets of vice city. Today I drive a sedan and stop at traffic signals on the same vice street. Change starts from you. :')

1

38

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

Happy Holi frens

2

0

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

1 month

Anything that stores data is a database. Your brain is a database :P

pravi.py

@pravi_py

1 month

Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database. Excel is not a database.

358

135

1K

1

39

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

19 days

"mereko geela krta hai bsdk, yeh le Mera special move Geeli Pappi"

4

0

37

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

11 months

bhai indian hum, indian khaana hum khaa rhe hain, sugar, diabetes, heart attack hume aayega, toh yeh phoren mein rehne wale log kyu aag baboola ho rhe hain?

11

1

36

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

7 months

If voted to power: 1. I will unionise all software engineers 2. I will ban AI 3. Standardised salary for all devs 4. Everyone gets the choice to wfh 5. New programming language release or framework releases will need to be approved by the union

9

1

37

vivek khatri

@peculiarvivek

6 months

so guys did you like my literature nerd humour, you did right? it will make me happy