Khuzaima @kj_kombat Twitter profile

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@thebookvoyagers Is the author a female praying mantis

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2 years

Pakistani architects never disappoint

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10 months

Too many of you claiming mahira khan. You guys need to hangout with people who are more honest with you.

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Quote with celebs you've been told you look like

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8 months

Pakistan suffering from electile dysfunction

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4 years

@planetarydyke It's pretty much all anime. Japanese really love to flex their public transport.

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2 years

Making this post so burgers like me who’ve been living here only past 3 years and never used public buses get more confident. Boarded the Ev bus at korangi rd, got off near lal qila restaurant only for 50rs. Boarded at 12:23 and in office by 12:48

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5 months

This heat in Pakistan probably affects motorcyclists in more ways. I'm pretty sure having you testicles cooked with an engine couple of inches below and 45c weather is going to cause drastic decrease in sperm quality.

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3 years

@zohairhashmi @Browtweaten 🥺

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3 months

@lostiie_ @peachcrises There are lots of links of alcohol abuse with domestic violence. It's lead to a lot more trauma and damage than cigarettes.

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3 years

@intranationall

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1 year

Every 14th August I'm grateful

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1 year

In a country where this happens and not a single mass protest takes place in any city center , the biggest issue is pakistan ki image khrab ho gayi because of that tweet about necrophilia.

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@AhmedWritesShit

1 year

can we take any legal action against her for accusing an entire community , a society with her false unverified allegations which led to a massive drama and defamation of a religion and a country ??? If not atleast report her acc , such sh*t heads shouldn't be on this app

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2 years

@armashshahab Educational field trip to khaliq uz zaman road 💀

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3 years

@stheticsav That’s just a typical league of legends player

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1 year

At moments like this US makes sense. Anyone climbing over your house gate with a rifle should get shot immediately no hesitation.

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10 months

woke up to some rabbits in backyard

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2 years

@BuffetKh0r Plus points for creativity after he realised he ran out of space

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9 months

Guess who visited my tree today

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2 years

Anyone knows what's the conditions in chitral and surrounding area? My brother went on a tour with his wife last Friday. The last GPS coordinate I received is from bashkar lake on 24th.

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2 years

Once had to bykea at 1 am from arts council because couldn’t find careem. Rider kept mumbling something and I kept saying Han bilkul. At some point he takes entirely different route saying “apne insist kya toh ap ko apni shop dikhata Hun” ngnl I felt like jumping off

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2 years

@stats_feed

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4 years

My roti came wrapped in an email printout of someone from pia discussing about acquiring parts for Pratt and Whitney engine...

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3 years

@memesiwish Vomited on my sandals last night 😞

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3 years

@sianfergs Poor guy thought he’d do a final James Bond film in 2020 and finally be free.

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2 years

Idk why lahoris think it’s appropriate to say “horny toh kia” in middle of a conversation.

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2 years

My Tolkien style map of the Hijra route arrived and it’s 10x better than in photos!! 🥹

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1 year

@benitosversion Goat imo

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2 years

Wanted to create cute coffee b roll but I ended up making a horror short where I drown you in coffee instead.

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4 months

Can't believe people sat down and listened to me

Adobe Lightroom

@Lightroom

4 months

a photo that gives main character energy:

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3 years

@81ShahbazRana The age old model of since salaried class is easily taxable let's just tax the shit out of them to cover for the rest of the country.

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1 year

Eid announced in Aus too 😊😊. Eid Mubarak!!

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@magicalime @luvlessmarriage @SamQari Bad hospitality isn’t because of being poor.

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2 years

@khubsuratkhatun

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2 years

@farazboii Sorry this happened to you. Stark reminder why basant was banned. Hope you recover soon!

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@kj_kombat

4 years

This show radiates comfort

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@kj_kombat

2 years

This is the state of Karachi Disctric East registrar office. Looks like a make shift flood relief camp. How is this acceptable in one of the world's largest metropolitan??

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Girl in office asked me to take her picture. At the end she asked for my name and said it was nice meeting you. I replied with "nice wise". I want twitter to revel in my cringe

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6 years

Roti kapra aur

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2 years

You leave your khi apartment for over a month and will come back to find grass growing on jharo

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3 years

@Apocalyptic_Pk @kanwalful Ragging is harassment. There’s no line between it.

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@kj_kombat

8 months

Idhar full windows xp wala Sun hai

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8 months

No sun, again

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@kj_kombat

2 years

I never thought I’d live to see the day in which the football club behind my old house where I’d even go for swimming sometimes would beat a football club that has Ronaldo playing for it.

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@ESPNFC

2 years

Al Nassr lose to Al Ittihad and lose control of first place in the Saudi Pro League 😳

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6 months

Eid Mubarak

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2 years

Can we get a department of horology in Karachi and get all old clocks working and maintained? I know it’s useless but I like it.

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2 years

@arhuml92 Funny how Karachi joins marvel when ppp was trying to do a super man thing

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@kj_kombat

3 years

@teepusahab Latitude longitude coordinates likha karo. Sirf johar kehna kafi nai hai

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@kiyamusibathai Freud would have a field day in Pakistan

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@kj_kombat

1 year

It’s scary how Swifties think she invented music

World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸

@dezgostang

1 year

folklore evermore are always going to be my favourite because they are fiction. how someone can write such beautiful bone chilling songs based on fiction is beyond me.....she really IS a storyteller

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2 years

England we'll take back Humayun Saeed chill

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@kj_kombat

3 years

@bittersweether Annual hair cut budget is around 300-400 rs.

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1 year

There's always some cool murals around the corner

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3 months

@ghauraghaura Alexa play somebody that I used to know

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@PTAofficialpk Is there some disability within babus at PTA that's causing lack of object permanence? Do you think blocking content at Wikipedia is going cause it to stop exisiting from the world?

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@ptv_official I saw this one not tapping on!

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2 years

Singapore really decided to build an entire airport inside a jungle

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3 years

Probably my fav thing about #karachi . It's the public holiday rides.

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9 months

Do you guys in karachi even get earthquakes?? And if you do are they powerful?

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2 years

I've decided to embrace my inner nawabshah. #EidMubarak

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2 years

@rah33n At least the coffee stains got cleaned…

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@kj_kombat

1 year

Behind those buildings is your I.I. Chundrigar road ,home to most banks head offices. This railway track is pretty much parallel to it. We should have been modernizing the circular railway and electrifying it but we are still stuck trying to recover old operations.

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6 months

No chipmaker in the world is an energy and water starved country. Why don’t we ever focus on fundamentals? To give an idea of how power hungry , this tour shows that 400kw is needed on single floor of factory just to test. And this is 24/7

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Karachi's Mass Transit Enthusiast

@masstransit4khi

6 months

US-China chip wars are such 0 FDI is the inevitable push instead local AMCs like HBL AMC, brokers like Arif Habib to offer $ denominated mutual fund with 100% investment in US stock market ETFs like VTI, VOO, QQQ @FarooqTirmizi 's @ElphinstoneCap offers a blueprint

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2 years

@samuraifay Heartbreaking read. Your mom's amazing.

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2 years

I’m jobless and at my parents house. So I’m gonna tweet every bs thought I get

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@kj_kombat

3 years

@UsamaKhilji @hijakamran This isn't even an apology. He's just accepting it and his best defence is that it's consensual since no signs of aggression are shown?? Moulvi sahab ka hosh kho gya Hai

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1 year

@CasualRao This is my 9/11

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5 months

Have you looked at an anatomy of knee? I'm surprised how 90% of us don't have some knee injury. It's a highly sketchy design.

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Over hearing my parents talk in the other room " abhi tak japani cartoon dekhta Hai"

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2 years

Me listening to my whole family talking shit about me

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2 years

@baezaardukaan Ahahaha LMAO this day was the most important school bunk of my life.

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Needed to figure out qibla direction at the airport and I remembered my meezan bank app can do that. I'm sorry for thinking why would anyone need bank app to tell qibla direction. @MeezanBankLtd

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Guys I think daraz scammed me

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@arhuml92 @thesnorky Nice cover up. Don’t worry we respect the hustle!

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@rogueonomist For those who don't know

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@kj_kombat

9 months

Missing from this is my yellow ga2100 . I lost it some months ago :(

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@bin_zeshan

9 months

Quote with your watch media

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Everyone: we need to reduce fuel consumption and maybe stop the subsidy. Shehbaz: I’ll ban cat food how about that? Also fuck you no chocolates for you.

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@AzamAKhan2

2 years

Man adds a working day (more fuel + electricity required), wanted to increase minimum wage (inflationary) and continues to subsidize petroleum prices (largest component of import bill) but thinks banning luxury goods (like 0% of import bill) will solve the problem. Grape.

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2 years

I prayed for all my friends trying to get out of Pakistan . May Allah soon fulfil our wishes.

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2 years

Could’ve been a sleepy Sunday but went to itwar bazaar, then got grocery from dolmen, 5k run, made coffee, cooked food and completed rings of power. This Sunday Sundayed like no other sunday. Alhamdulilah

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@kj_kombat

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@Fah33m22 @maulana_banana @AnsarAAbbasi @ImranKhanPTI @AsimSBajwa @shiblifaraz اگر عورت کو ورزش کرتے دیکھ کر اپ سے ہوس قابو نھیں ہو رہی تو یہ آپ کا مسئلہ ہے۔

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Throwback to this dude in NUST hostel who’d eat rice with sugar , or sugar with rice however you want to call it.

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Banking in Pakistan is even more insane

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The banking at Zandvoort is insane 🤯 #DutchGP #F1

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2 years

I love shawarma so much

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2 years

Should I move cat so I can have my croissant and coffee in peace😞

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@kj_kombat

1 year

Day old nihari tastes better than fresh nihari. When I'll have my own nihari shop I'll charge customers more for the old nihari than fresh nihari.

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@kj_kombat

4 years

The stakes are pretty high

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@daguywhocooks

4 years

Stakes On frozen Attabad lake 😍🔥

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VINLAND SAGA SEASON 3 HYPE!!

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@kj_kombat

9 months

Iran is about to realise why Karachi can't even manage a working bus service. 🚀

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@kj_kombat

4 years

I think I downloaded the wrong dark knight rises. Ending seems a bit off

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@kj_kombat

2 years

@fariha_ab1 Growing up in Saudi Arabia and realising how odd it was that woman can’t even drive themselves or loved ones to hospitals. Also interacting with women on uni and listening on Twitter.

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I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her

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@okayysorryy

2 years

I miss having a cat around. I miss my catto randomly coming into the room to check up on me or talk to the birds by the balcony. I miss the softness and the joy that a pet brings to your home

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@kj_kombat

4 years

Imagine having a daughter and she turns out to be ghareeda farooqi

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2 years

The downfall of the sith empire was that it probably got stuck with some Pakistani finance minister

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2 years

Babar Azam’s Rolexes Here he is spotted wearing a green ceramic insert bezel Rolex submariner. PS: If you have any more pics of his Rolexes please reply with them. 😊

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@kj_kombat

1 year

Ok this one hurts. Nisar shaheed park was my go to park. Helped keep my sanity in karachi during peak lonely years. I’ve probably run 500+ km on this track. Nobody coming to park for a run is coming with their family you idiots.

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@kj_kombat

5 years

I still shudder whenever I think back as to what NUST taught us in a “professional ethics” course

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@junaidakram83

5 years

Sad state of affairs that universities dont even teach its students not to text someone at 12:30 am and when they're asked to reach out during business hours, they turn around and ask what are business hours. Even the next 30 years are shite.

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2 years

Unemployment slaps ngnl

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@kj_kombat

2 years

I’m jobless and at my parents house. So I’m gonna tweet every bs thought I get

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3 years

I don't think Stanley Kubrick would have predicted 2021 a space Odyssey to be shot in Pakistan.

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@kj_kombat

3 months

For the 3 watch enthusiast who follow me. Got to visit the NOMOS watch exhibition.

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@kj_kombat

5 years

Prophet also said for every illness there is cure and encouraged medical treatments . Stop dismissing people with mental illnesses. Saying such things only alienates them from religion and then you easily blame their problems on not being religious.

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and i believe if you still need a therapist after reading the Qur'an, then you don't understand the Quran, or your weren't reading it with an open heart. Subhan Allah, Allah is the perfect therapist, & these are Allah's words. Indeed in the Qur'an is cure for all ailments.

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@kj_kombat

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@purplepingers Rozelle you don't have to put on the red lights

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@kj_kombat

2 years

Why I prefer to work from home

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