Junaid Akram @junaidakram83 Twitter profile

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Junaid Akram

8 years

Unpaid internships need to be criminalised. If someone's work is resulting in money generation, there's no reason why they shouldn't be paid

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Public ne sirf zidd main vote diya hai aur bohut acha diya hai.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Main hamesha socha karta tha ke jo log election walay din security pe mamur hotay hain woh vote kab dete hain? Ab pata chala ke unki polling raat ko shuru hoti hai.

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Junaid Akram

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9 months

Iran about to find out why Pakistan is not Syria or Iraq.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

How could Owais possibly learn a foreign language in 18 months when you practically didn't learn basic mannerisms in 5 decades?

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Raat ka 1 bajnay ko hai. Ab tak phone service down karnay ka kya jawaaz hai?Ya polling chal rahi hai abhi tak?

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Junaid Akram

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8 months

Buzdar and Gandapur won’t even ever get a clerical position in Shaukat Khanum but somehow fit to rule over tens of millions in Punjab and KP. Disappointing choice.

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Junaid Akram

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9 months

Several reports of MQM being what they’re good at.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

6 months

Should be jailed against child abuse but nah, he’ll retire respectfully.

jookeerrr🇵🇰

@jokkeerrr2

6 months

باپ باہر سے مزدوری کر کے ا رہا ہے بچی بڑے شوق کے ساتھ اپنے باپ کو ایئرپورٹ کے دروازے سے ریسیو کرنے جاتی ہے وہاں کھڑا پولیس اہلکار اس بچی کو بالوں سے کھینچ کر نیچے پھینک دیتا ہے یہ کراچی ایئرپورٹ ہے

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

9 months

Lies. Good turnout and mostly seen under a particular party’s booth.

Adeel Azhar

@adeel_azhar

9 months

A news Channel reported an hour back that the turnout in Karachi is just 20%!!! Would you believe.. I know that's the kind of narrative state wants to build but you really can't deceive people... There's a different vibe on the street this time which is unprecedented. Long live

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

3 years

Mask pehen lo. #COVID19

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

9 months

News agency confirms this after finding Hashmi Surma from the wreckage.

Frontalforce 🇮🇳

@FrontalForce

9 months

There are reports that atleast 2 PAF jets which were attacking Iran have been shot by Iranian Air defenses which were on alert mode since yesterday.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Sir by the time today’s young voter was born, your leadership was already in exile after two premierships. You chose to stay in the 90s. PTI always used intricate data science and SM to their advantage. You kept filling the front pages of newspaper. Youth doesn’t read the papers.

Ahsan Iqbal

@betterpakistan

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IK phenomenon is middle & educated classes & youth rebellion against traditional politics in which older parties are very strongly entrenched in their traditional power bases with no meaningful space for them. The challenge for older parties is to align their politics with the

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

7 months

Ya Allah, Israel pe hamaray molvi naazil farma.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

10 months

Pak Studies vs an actual book personified.

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@kadaipaneeeer

11 months

Pakistani Uncle got my respect 🫡

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

There’s a wedding going on in the neighbourhood and ironically playing the song “abhi tou party shuru huee hai”.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

7 years

It's only been 16 overs and the match is more entertaining than all of Rishi Kapoor's films combined.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Yeh Ehd-e-Wafa ki konsi episode ka scene hai?

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

7 years

Been smoking for 17 years. Nobody ever questioned my faith.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

My wife and our eldest son tested positive for covid in London. Hoping it's not the new strain they're talking about. Flights are banned so kinda helpless situation here. Need your prayers, thank you.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

9 months

Zindagi aik test hai aur yeh Shoaib Bhai ki dusri innings hai.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Please demand proper investigation, Jummah tul Vidah ki shahadat main lapait kar ghaflaton se hamesha ki tarhan kinara kashi nahi ki jiyega. Musafir eid mananay nikle thay shaheed honay nahi.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

I met a Hazara in Baghdad who was living illegally for 7 years and selling ice cream in front of a wall that had thousands of bullet holes in it. He said he feels much safer there than in he did in Pakistan. Let that sink in.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

Always wondered what B in Maria B stood for. It's bay-hissee.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

People of the islamic republic also have sex and you're the product.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Gas ki gaari pe mera poster hai per mere bhi gas nahi aati.

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I smiled when I saw @junaidakram83 😀

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Wow! Making headlines for the right reasons.

Troll Football

@TrollFootball

8 months

Ronaldo, Neymar, Messi & Mbappe casted their votes in the Pakistan elections

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

*Govt bans TLP *TLP right clicks on the mouse *Selects rename *types All Pakistan Labbaik Jamaat *press enter *things back to be as they were before.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

What future rapists learned from Motorway incident is that even if they commit the most heinous crime, more than half the internet and even CCPO will be on their side and will be blaming the victim. Your irresponsible behavior encourages rape, not a stranded car on a motorway.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

"Gaari main 4 log bethay. Woh chaaron.....mar gaye. Ab mar gaye tou gaari kon chalata Gaari phir bhi chalti rahi Ghanton chalti rahi Yeh sacha waqiya hai Ancholi ja kar Kumailee sahab se khud pooch lein. GAARI GHANTON CHALTI RAHI TOU PATA CHALA ARAY YEH TOU TESLA HAIIIIII."

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

The worst part of this rain is that as soon as the sun is out and it all dries up, it'll be business as usual. No follow-up, no consequences for mismanagement, no resignations until the next monsoon season is upon us. It's a loop.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

9 months

18+ I went out on the streets of Karachi to ask people who they’re voting for and why - well, this is one of the responses. More on the link below:

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Scenes right now.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

"Is photo ko apne page pe lagana aur likhna 'Allama Zameer Akhtar Naqvi ke sath interview - YEH TOU HOGA'". Interview tou nahi ho paya lekin khoobsurat yaadein saath reh gayeen. Allah jannat naseeb karay. Photo taken on February 23, 2020.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Remember when in Dhaka they wrote “do not urinate here” in Arabic just to deter public urination?

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

While we're banning books, India just rolled out their new education policy of 2020 wherein it's mandatory for the state to spend 6% of the GDP on education, mandatory coding for 6th graders (Java, Python etc), and taking the burden off students by only taking 5 exams in 12 years

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

9 months

Main chair pe beth ke side pe dekhunga tu photo nikaal lena.

Ranaji 🇮🇳💙

@Ranzy85

9 months

Dear Pakistan, Use your PAF judiciously. Fuel dalwane ke paise to hai nahi. Khatam ho gaya to gadhe jod ke daudana padega.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Kaisay karun jab competition hee PTI ho?

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8 months

@junaidakram83 Leave it to the PTI supporters and carry on with your comedy please. Thanks

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

10 months

If this can happen in the internet age, imagine what may have happened before. Beyond shameful.

The Balochistan Post - English

@TBPEnglish

10 months

Islamabad: Several children have also been injured due to indiscriminate baton charge and shelling by Islamabad Police on participants of long march against "Baloch Genocide".

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Junaid Akram

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6 years

Best and rarely heard pointers: *Child abuse *Street children *Tourism (resorts & beaches) *Karachi transport and pollution *Investment from overseas Pakistanis *Incentive for reporting corruption. *Prioritized legal assistance to widows *Support for orphans.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

Please have a heart and don't order food. I've seen some delivery boys dragging their bikes through water. The owners probably don't care about their health and safety. Make an omelette yourself.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Bc yahan TESLA ayegi sarkon pe khara hoga pura mulk.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Containers on MA Jinnah road placed for Muharram procession seen floating back towards the Port to their natural habitat. Nature is healing.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

The way Moin Akhtar's jokes and Faiz's poetry complemented protests in India goes to show that we must invest more in arts than guns but kon samjhaye.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Except @fawadchaudhry , go to any minister's timeline, they'll be tweeting about everything under the sun except their own ministry. Zero updates about how they're improving their said ministry for the greater good of people. Waste of Twitter space.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

"Two hands with a shovel is better than a thousand raised in prayers" Who did you think was gonna win? Both photos taken this past week.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Excellent presser by @fawadchaudhry There should be an end to this madness already. Every non-issue is the issue of the highest order just to justify their own egos and fat salaries.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

We've come a long way from literally composing our own ringtones to having our phones completely on silent.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Aisee harkataon ki wajah se woh ban karnay ki baatein kartay hain.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai yeh hum Twitter hee ke koi 300-400 log hee bus sath nahi inke baqi tou pura mulk hee sath hai.

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Junaid Akram

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6 years

Najam Sethi has taken PCB to new heights. Our rankings are great, PSL has become a huge brand and cricket has come back home during his reign. If IK truly believes in meritocracy, he must think beyond his personal vendetta.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

11 months

Beaches be like...

فریحہ ✪

@fay_alif

11 months

There are apparently 15 beaches in Karachi and I’ve been to only 5?!!! How’s that fair?!!!

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Sat in a friend's car, I found the windows extremely tinted. He said, it keeps the snatchers away plus wife also drives. People fear what they can't see. Police 🚔 mahinay main 500/1000 ki parti hai agar nakay pe rokay, izzat aur lakhon ke phone bachay rehtay hai. Not a bad deal.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

Aayen Pakistan ki khush-haali ke liye Sunday ko aadha ghantay kaam kartay hain.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

3 years

BS Artificial Intelligence Islamiya University Bahawalpur teaching you about keyboard and mouse. This is a criminal level negligence the way our education system is supremely outdated. We will face the brunt of this 20 years later by not adopting updated course outline.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

Yeh tilawat sunke bhi musalmaan nahi huay hum merry Christmas bol ke kafir hojatay hain. So by that logic kya unka eemaan zyada pukhta hota hai?

omar r quraishi

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Prince William and Kate Middleton listen to tilawat from the Holy Quran inside Lahore's Badshahi Mosque

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Switzerland is a landlocked country.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

"Main west ko achi tarha jaanta hun." Sir masla yeh hai ke west bhi humain achi tarha jaanta hai.

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Junaid Akram

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6 years

I once read a list of 100 essentials of life. One of them hit me really hard. It said "record your parents' laughter".

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

LUMSU is a reason enough to believe that there are drugs in the campus.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Maaf karde bhai nahi download karni teri forwarded mubarakbaad video jis main firework se aasman pe chaand taray bantay hain. Bus 2 lafz likh de kyun space ghair raha hai.

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Junaid Akram

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7 years

Happy Mother's Day to Nawaz Sharif, MQM and molvis.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

The man’s been having luncheons over at their’s for decades (except Bani Gala, of course).

Maria Amir 🍉

@Beentherella

8 months

Ye kya Sohail Warraich ne poore ke poore Pakistan ka shajra e nasb yaad kiya hua he? How does he know every single candidate’s entire family tree and all the sordid family gossip? Waise in ke saath chai-gossip sesh kaafi fun ho…

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

The way some smug reactions have been passed to India's moon landing failure is as if we have a colony on Jupiter. Trying and failing is better than failing to try. Don't be blinded by hate so much. We must learn to compete. Sirf percentage of toilet access pe muqabla karna hai?

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Ertugrul star first signed a deal with a property dev. and then backed out on account of it being declared allegedly fraudulent by RDA and now this. His experience with us so far is 100% scam. The news will travel and we'll lose credibility. Kuch hee mulk hain jahan izat hai bhai

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Congratulations, teacher. Though the anticipation was always to watch the cartoons that followed his program, ended up learning a lot from him.

Islamabadies

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4 years

Qari Syed Sadaqat Ali has been awarded Hilal-e-Imtiaz. #Pakistan #PTV

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Appreciate the fact that the driver dimmed his high beam every time a car came across.

Cultural Maverick

@CulturalMaverik

4 years

While returning from Upper Hunza ❄️ ⛄️ 🥶 Via Zulfiqar Jahangir #BeautifulPakistan #beauty

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

7 years

A girl in Karachi has slit her wrist and is hospitalised because she didn't score well in A-levels. Parents need to call the hell down.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

No electricity for 36 hours, all networks and internet devices failed, on the last bits of my charged device. We can't leave our apartments because of flooding. This is where we at in 2020. I have no words. Not sure if this tweet is going to make it. Typing this at 4 pm PKT.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

All the losers that I've known who couldn't achieve anything in life, almost all of them ended up becoming lawyers.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Pakistan Olympics Association is headed by the same 3-star general since 2004 who gets elected unopposed under whom we've won 0 medals in 16 years. You want us to break that streak?

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@Kallerz37

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Imagine finding him, working on him and preparing him for olympics long jump...

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Junaid Akram

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7 years

Bollywood: Here's Dangal, story of how a father empowered his daughter to wrestle. Censor Board of Pakistan: Nah. B: Here's Padman about women hygiene. CBP: Fuck women and their hygiene. Give us something dumber. B: Sweety ki Titu ki maa ka bhosra? CBP: Haan yeh chalega.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Our society has become so polarized that I'm either seeing Muslim families celebrating Xmas with a tree in their house or I'm receiving fatwas for wishing it. No middle ground.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Aap yahan kisi ka phone kaato woh ulta usay challenge samajh kar dobara call karta hai.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

6 years

Fight these two to unlock new character.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

7 years

I want to file a petition to force every channel to air one hour of science and one hour of children's program daily. Enough of this siyasi bander tamasha, rotee huee auratain aur bay tuqay game shows. We're ruining an entire generation. Any legal assistance would be appreciated.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

How is Parliament house not a school? Starts with tilawat, naat and anthem followed by all the ruckus created by spoiled kids and the speaker is a substituting PT teacher who no one gives shit about.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

Ya'll joked about Mamnoon Hussain being mute? Have you even heard from Mayor Karachi during a global pandemic, a plane crash and now the looming electricity crisis?

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Junaid Akram

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6 years

If you think they'd stop at an Ahmedi economist; next they'll have a problem with a Shia engineer and then have an issue with a deobandi doctor and then even fine tune their own barelvi sect until they find a sacha aashiq-e-rasool policy maker.

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Junaid Akram

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6 years

Remember when Turks said that printing press is Haram and that lead to the irreversible decline of Muslims for the next 6 centuries? That's exactly what happened today. We chose faith over expertise.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

If Arfa Karim was alive today, she'd be making great strides in tech while our people would be busy bashing about her dupatta less outfits. In order to get respect and true recognition, you either have to leave the country or leave the world altogether. We only respect the dead.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

All liquor stores in Pakistan are registered under a Hindu or a Christian name but mostly owned by Muslims. Money has no religion.

Mir Mohammad Alikhan

@MirMAKOfficial

5 years

#India is the 2nd largest exporter of Beef. Surprised ? Wait wait... India last year exported 1.9 million tonnes of beef. Second only to Brazil. All top 14 beef exports companies in India have Muslim names. Yet the owners are ALL HINDU. HYPOCRISY AT ITS BEST.

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Junaid Akram

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8 years

Adnan Sami and Sonu Nigam are now irrelevant. Don't fall into their trap and make them trending. Let their careers die in peace.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Fought 18 months in Sindh High Court to make PEMRA enforce this kind of content on TV channels but they were like naah we cool. So we're back to morning shows and 8 pm Bandar tamasha on prime time. The future generations will call out our collective callousness.

Adil Najam 

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Me at 21. Well, not exactly, but close enough. Just a little more than 21. This is what I looked like. And this is what a #science show on #PTV looked like. The show I used to host was called #IkeesviSaddi (21st Century). Yes, we were thinking ahead.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

An acquaintance is attending a UN conference online where they're re-defining space laws. You know, more people will be going to be in space commercially very soon so there has to be laws over there? Light aaye tou yeh tweet parh lena.

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Junaid Akram

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7 years

Rishi Kapoor's banter against Pakistani team has proven that when someone's opinion of you is that low, the only way is up. Congratulations!

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4 years

🇺🇸: He must be in a hurry that's why he's over speeding. 🇵🇰: Haraam ka hai.

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

Nobody: Pakistani YouTube:

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4 years

Ego kha gayee is mulk ko.

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Junaid Akram

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4 years

شاپنگ مالز بھی کھول لو، شادی ہال بھی کھول لو، سیاحت بھی کھول لو - بس اپنا بند دماغ مت کھولنا۔

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

8 months

Been saying it for a decade. Terrible traffic plan, the security is always clueless and horrible viewing experience from the ground. Don’t waste your time there until they fix it. Ghar pe dekho

Fakhr-e-Alam S.I & S.E

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We tried our best to get to National stadium Karachi and it was a terrible experience. No defined routes anywhere and every side we tried was closed off with containers causing massive traffic congestion. Authorities are requested to make a sensible traffic flow plan. This is why

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Junaid Akram

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5 years

Haniel from Karachi is a Rubik's cube champ who has been nominated to participate in World Cube Organisation's competition in Munich in November. He is looking for endorsements to support his travel expenses. Please pass it around so brands can notice. Thanks.

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Junaid Akram

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6 months

Aik geo-political documentary ke liye aik helicopter darkaar tha. Aik Brigadier sahab ne pura zor lagaya lekin approval nahi mila aur aap keh rahay hain ke aik Karnal 5 helicopter se gandum khushk kar raha hai. These are military exercises awaiting troops from the forest ahead.

Waqar khan

@Waqarkhan123

6 months

یہ جہاز جنہوں نے غزوہ ہند میں استعمال ہونا تھا کرنل باسط کی گندم خشک کرنے میں مصروف ہیں

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

1 2 3 & 4 Done. Our library for the residents of Manghopeer, Karachi is up and running.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 years

Many of you've been asking who's @priyankachopra 's Pakistani friend that she spoke of. Well.....

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

5 months

Horrible images coming from Bishek. Save our students.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

وکٹم کو ڈسکس صرف جج کر سکتا ہے کیونکہ اس نے مجرم کے خلاف فیصلہ سنانا ہوتا ہے. انتظامیہ کا یہ کام نہیں. انتظامیہ کا کام جرم کو ہونے سے روکنا اور اگر ہو جائے تو مجرموں کو پکڑنا ہے۔ بس.

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Junaid Akram

@junaidakram83

4 years

Record your parents' laughter.