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The code is all out there, I just arrange it in a financially rewarding way.

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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
โ€œO Lord, gimme health and strength. Iโ€™ll steal the restโ€ - kharioki
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This guy invented โ€œwork from homeโ€ culture. #shikapakapawa
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Tenure
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It exists, its called Kwenu
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4 years
Flaqo: Sauti Sol are putting us on the map. The map:
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Millennials in Kenya weโ€™ve survived everything; el nino, saba saba, Moi, bomb blast, Nairobi fly, 05 jeans, supra + arafat outfits, PEV, Kamwanaโ€™s last 5years, dollar at 170, covid and weโ€™ll survive floods. At this point weโ€™re on autopilot. Weโ€™re just enjoying the journey.
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2 years
This is your yearly reminder that a certain apple shop in Sarit Center will sell the M2 MacBook Air for a minimum $2k With that price, you can fly to UAE, tour the sights and buy a new M2 pc on your way back.
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2 years
today marks 4yrs working fully remote. I need to recreate this photo. This photo was taken at the Aberdare ranges
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If Iโ€™m appointed ICT CS first directive will be to deport Kennedy Wangari.
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Thanos
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As the incoming ICT CS, my first directive will be promoting memory safe and type safe programming principles. If you use that programming language that considers the ability to add integers and strings a feature you're in trouble.
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2 years
While we talk about Google, Microsoft, Visa, Meta, and Amazon opening in Kenya, lets not forget the stats on Payscale. Itโ€™s admirable that all these cool companies are operating here and yet these stats are depressing. A threadโ€ฆ
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2 years
Live from Safaricom House, Waiyaki Way after Google, Microsoft and Visa are done taking all their good devs.
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4 years
Artcaffe used a design competition to generate unpaid advertisements here on twitter. That's genius and also wrong.
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@_melvinlucas For 35k, it better be a loft and 1min walk to Cavalli, GtC or Sarit
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1 year
Mlisema Lewis Hamilton angekuwa na CX-5 akina Checo hawangekuwa wanamuona?
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5 years
@valkyriethot Even when being interviewed Jeff is still in character
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2 years
USIU students watching @wayne_gakuo speak Swahili like a muggle at #DevFest2022
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2 years
@kiruik Imagine what theyโ€™ll say when they discover we even work from home and only 4 days a week
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
building in public. second app this week. powered by @expo expo-router, apollographql, prisma and lots of coffee
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@Kelvinmwendwa__ Build cool shit and you won't have to apply.
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@iz_ben Sometimes I feel like one. Then I write full length texts and remember my place.
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@abadojack ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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2 years
When we are done discussing no good devs in Kenya, lets talk about how the โ€œAโ€ in EMEA is silent.
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@kharioki
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2 years
Believe it or not, when I first met @abel_masila he used to call it โ€œnginxโ€ instead of โ€œengine xโ€โ€ฆ Now look at him, hands down the best frontend dev in the continent. Perhaps even better than me.
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1 year
These bootcamp students are booking mentorship sessions and then not showing up. Donโ€™t they know we have to like stop work and set some time aside from our busy schedule. Iโ€™m making my own list just like Arya Stark.
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2 years
Todayโ€™s work station ๐Ÿบ
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@abadojack Mimi nimeamka saai. Nikule breakfast 1hr alafu nifanye release to my beta testers. Then gym at 5pm
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2 years
The MCA ballot paper for roysambu constituency was longer than Daraja API docs. #KenyaDecides2022
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2 years
Me a whole Engineer with two different engineering degrees , working for multiple global companies and yet I have dreadlocks. Youโ€™d think a member of parliament and rights activist would be less obtuse ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝ
@gpdkaluma
Hon. George Peter Kaluma, CBS. MP.
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@SekuruRoddie Imagine your doctor, Lawyer, Engineer in dreadlocks ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
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1 year
Yโ€™all ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ @AustinRoy007 see this
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@kharioki
Kharioki
6 years
After waiting two safe days, I can finally say that: Wizkid's SA performance was way better than Beyonce's. come fight me.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
Only safe place chatting is GitHub pull request conversation.
@kirinyetbrian
Kirinyet Brian
1 year
Unadhani umeangukia Tech babe kumbe ni trap... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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11 months
They are now using ChatGPT to send us rejection emails.
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2 years
They denied me access to Twitter Developer API twice before. A week after musk buys it, now I have access. Maybe this is why he bought it.
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Kharioki
4 years
Built a tetris game with react hooks.. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
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2 years
Dear Ten Hag, We need Shakes Makena, El Matador, Cool Joe and Dancing Rasta. And we need them yesterday.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
I first built the web prototype in 2018. Now the concept includes 2 mobile apps (pro and explore) one where organizers curate packages and the other where potential travelers discover these packages. So far I have about 20 providers รธ 5k users on the waitlist. cc: @_buildspace
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1 year
First simple version of my explore app. Cool progress. Cc @_buildspace @_nightsweekends #toy #gaudmire
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1 year
Life of a 10x engineerโ€ฆ
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2 months
You gotta register that as a blocker on Jira. Then mention it at daily standup. After that you can spend the rest of the day upskilling.
@andrewbaisden
Andrew Baisden
2 months
Developers if http://localhost:3000 was not available which port would you use?
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2 months
Dude, I wish for just one time you could stand in my shoes - you'd know what a drag it is to know you. Honestly I find the fact that you've lived this long with such opinions both surprising and disappointing and I envy people who haven't met you.
@SiroDaves
Siro Dave
2 months
Nothing irritates me like a nose ring. It reminds me of the nose ringing done to cattle, particularly bulls, to make handling and controlling them easier and safer. Then another thing is a visible tattoo. Even if you love something why engrave it on your skin?
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@kharioki
Kharioki
11 months
I also have some good issues on the @droidconke React Native repository. If you're a Kenyan dev building with react native or Expo, there are some good issues being added everyday
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Chepsi
11 months
I have created a number of good first issues on the @droidconke Android Kotlin Repository. Please check them out here. Happy contributing.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
M2 tech bros we get 18hrs on battery charge. 12 if Iโ€™m using xcode, android studio and simulators.
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D.P. Njenga
1 year
Tech bros wako kwa apartments hazina solar backup mnafanyaga nini stima zikipotea during work hours? ๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
My business cardsโ€ฆ
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@kharioki
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2 years
Iโ€™m making a push to GitHub and doing a Vercel build before going out to vote. Politicians come and go, but this coding thing; this is life.
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Kharioki
3 years
@Sab__G Yaani Jubilee imeongeza hadi pregnancy term.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
9 months
I've been working remotely for the last 5yrs. Meaning I've never attended an end-of-year party IRL. Maybe this is the year one of my many friends invites me as a +1. I already have the outfit and the xmas cheer.
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@kharioki
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2 years
Happy birthday to me. ๐Ÿบ โ€œHere's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty woman and an honest one. A cold beer and another one.โ€
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3 months
Nani anadai airtag. I have two to spare. Ukinimeet town nishow nikupatie. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
{ Twende Rendercon }: I'll be doing a talk on mobile development unless the Avengers need me.
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That Schengen email notification ๐Ÿ•บ. Looks like transfer season is on.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
2016. Lenovo Thinkpad. I had just started building with React Native and graphql. Fast forward to 2018, someone pushed me out of a moving matatu to steal this PC
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GrayHat Mwenda
2 years
Let's do a thread of your first workstation / workspace๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿงต
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2 years
Okay so why would I bring this up? While interviewing with companies from all over the world, a good number of them told me they adjust their compensation as per the local rates - in Kenya, the rates usually are published on payscale. And trust me, this is a ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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@kharioki
Kharioki
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Hey @chepsi_ your new colleagues are calling me telling me my number has been registered multiple times. Could you please look into that ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
me right now: ๐Ÿ˜”
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@kharioki
Kharioki
3 years
Someone said LCU (Light-skin Cinematic Universe) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 month
New month. New look. ๐Ÿ’œ
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
Someone at @SafaricomPLC needs to explain why Iโ€™m receiving mpesa stk pushes randomly without my permission.
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4 years
@justvkay @gitweeta Because Chaos makes everything better. Us inside House of Sarit...
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Kharioki
2 years
Funny story: A while back I was interviewing with an awesome company and in the initial interviews, they asked what I would expect to get as compensation. Iโ€™d done extensive research from data all over the world but my quote was still $70k less than what they were willing to pay
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@kharioki
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@_melvinlucas Gathiga isnโ€™t even on Waiyaki Way
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Kharioki
3 months
30+ Feliz cumpleaรฑos Kharioki ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‚
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@kharioki
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1 year
Iโ€™m on this tech community call and one the participants is the resident startup whistleblower.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
4 years
Happy birthday Kharioki. ๐Ÿฅ‚ To another year of being a digital nomad, beer drinker, traveller and JavaScript whisperer.
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@0xNdeto The worst part is that the global community probably thinks heโ€™s one of our subject-matter experts. No one will take us seriously if a fraud is the face of tech.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
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I have a sacred relationship with my vscode editor. I did a write-up of the extensions I use to configure my editor. "Configuring my VS Code Editor :)" by @kharioki #DEVCommunity
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@kharioki
Kharioki
3 years
My girlfriend started learning React today and I'm her teacher. Imma marry this woman someday.
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@kharioki
Kharioki
5 years
So the other day I posted a job vacancy for React Native developers. #IkokaziKE Anyway most of the respondents did not have the required skill set but they were willing to learn. so I kept thinking of how I got into the software engineering profession and how I can help.
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@kharioki
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Iโ€™ve started practicing for when my relatives ask me why Iโ€™m still single. If you run into me, please ask me why. Iโ€™m beta testing different responses to find the least nice one.
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@kharioki
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11 months
If that tsavo guy had been a tech bro this would have been our end. We dodged a big one. Its good when a week goes by and we havenโ€™t been on the bad side of KOT. Have a beautiful weekend. See yโ€™all tomorrow at KCA for second day of #renderconke
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Its that time for KOTโ€™s annual reminder that Westlands, Lavington and Kilimani coolest spots are kinda racist. Joints like Alchemist hide behind that statement โ€œmanagement reserves the right to admissionโ€ Anyway Iโ€™ll still go there. I have never had a bad experience
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Kharioki
2 years
Thereโ€™s a line between interrogation and interview. Some tech companies in Kenya really blur the line
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@kharioki
Kharioki
5 months
For those interested in OpenSource I have some really cool stuff coming up for rendercon. We'll be building some amazing apps. I'll update y'all when we kick it off
@renderconke
Rendercon Kenya 2024 #renderconke
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The 2nd Edition of Rendercon Kenya is here โ€” uniting the brightest minds in web and mobile software development in the React ecosystem. Come connect, learn and innovate with us! More info on #renderconke #renderconke2023 #reactdevske
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Kharioki
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@Deelaboso I memorized an incident about accidents, even if they told us to write about a wedding, in that wedding there would be an accident
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@kharioki
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I enjoyed every minute building this app.
@droidconke
droidconke
10 months
The React Native app is also on playstore๐Ÿฅณ!!! Thanks to the @reactdevske community for working on the app!๐Ÿ™ Use the following link to download the React Native version of the app. ๐Ÿ”—:
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Kharioki
2 years
Most times I forget Iโ€™m a kikuyu until someone types GUI and at that point I feel the ghost of Gikuyu and Mumbi watching me.
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Kharioki
1 year
Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody
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2 years
@SaruniBM It sure does and they have alot of influence especially in career advancement
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Kharioki
2 years
This is an accurate representation of @_jumaallan calling out the problems in the dev communities' leadership in Kenya... Spot the leads
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
Google offers nanodegrees. He could probably get one by Monday.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
2 years
What advice would you give Sakaja if you met him today?
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
As soon as this is available in Kenya, I will get it for the public primary school I attended. its the least I can do
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students
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Kharioki
2 years
That being said, we need a tool like @GergelyOrosz โ€˜s essentially focused on the African market. But while I come up with such a tool, Iโ€™d urge the dev community in Kenya to see to it that the stats on payscale are improvedโ€ฆ
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Kharioki
2 years
@abel_masila @HarunMbaabu Giving out an Envy x360 to a lucky beginner in March.
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Kharioki
1 year
Even GOT had a better ending than that thread
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Kharioki
1 year
Its barely mid morning and Iโ€™ve already used the word โ€œcadenceโ€ in a sprint planning meeting. My transition to PM is nigh
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
not quitting the company early enough. almost acquired some bad skills
@MelonMars_k17
HighValueMan
1 year
What is one rookie mistake you did as a junior dev?or an intern?
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Kharioki
1 year
my new pronoun: mentor
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Kharioki
2 years
Believe it or not, I have had tech interviews that had more grilling questions than this presidential interrogation. #PresidentialDebate2022
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
so much for my plan to not leave the house till September. Anyway, I'll be teaching Navigation in React Native apps with Expo Router v2 this weekend. This should be interesting
@reactdevske
Reactjs Developer Community in Kenya
1 year
Brian( @mr_brianwachira ) and Tony( @kharioki ) will be taking us through a session on how to implement navigation on react native apps with @Expo Router. #reactdevske #reactjskenya #reactjske 2/5
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Kharioki
1 year
"I won't mention private conversation" while mentioning the conversation to everyone
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@kharioki
Kharioki
1 year
I had so much fun presenting today
@abel_masila
masila
1 year
Today was amazing at @moringaschool . ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
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Kharioki
2 years
Me at Diani after merging PRs on two different repos.
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There are more ticketing sites in Kenya than there are Quickmart supermarkets. I know because I own one and maintain atleast 2.
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Kharioki
2 years
Yearly reminder that calling someone โ€œrasโ€ because they have locs is also profiling. And uncivilized too.
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Kharioki
2 months
Thanks for the clarification sir.
@abadojack
Thanos
2 months
#FreePoloKimani (Blue T-shirt)
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Stan, Iโ€™ve been fighting this fight for as long as I can remember. Two years ago I decided I would no longer bother trying to explain what being metrosexual is all about. Everyone is woke online until you run into them and their true colors show. When someone comes at you
@StanleyMasinde_
John Doe
2 months
If youโ€™re trying to say that Iโ€™m homosexual Iโ€™m not. And this is the second time Iโ€™m telling you the difference between metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexual guys are guys who like to look good. Metrosexual is not a sexual orientation I hope it will get through your thick
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Kharioki
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Feliz Cumple ๐ŸŽŠ Kharioki 30++ and Iโ€™m still burdened with glorious purpose
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 months
@Dotavyo Nikipewa education languages zitakuwa tatu English, kiswahili na JavaScript
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@kharioki
Kharioki
2 years
Working station for today. @SaruniBM said cure ya burnout ni beach ๐Ÿ–๏ธ and some midday draft beer of course.
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