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theodore

@khalidfarah_

2 years

Date night

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

‘You’re driving rentals behave yourself’😭😂😂😭😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Mum thought it was a picture 😭😭

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Me after another failed talking stage

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5 years

Used to mash up your tongue but nonetheless top tier

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5 years

these lollipops hit different

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Why do I think cleaning my room counts as revision

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5 years

So we just gonna ignore the smoked pigeon on the floor? snm

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5 years

I wanna do this but my girls hair is in a shop until pay day

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

I’ll never forget the day when a guy brought a beast on the top deck of a bus

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Imagine I went to Kent and a white man asked to use my phone to call his wife he then proceeded to say on the phone ‘some coloured boys let me use his phone’????

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Girls always think we’re lying when we say this

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@aantiiKb

5 years

"You know you mine right and I'm not going anywhere "

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Me whenever an item isn’t scanning and the customer says ‘does that mean it’s free ahaha’

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

❣️ lemme make you a coffee

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Bought my first suit today, someone invite me to a wedding

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Wireless this year is moving mad I haven’t seen this many dropouts since first year of sixth form

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

The guy I sold my A boogie ticket to, just asked me for his money back

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@khalidfarah_

7 years

Whoever’s got a Wireless ticket meet me in a dark Alleyway, I just wanna see how it looks

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

She’s 5’1 and he’s 5’8.

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

That’s how many times I’ve listened to it🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

One guy stayed in his salah despite hearing the shots and cries and was shot whilst in sujood😔subhanallah

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

I beg tell me you saw the girl they showcased for London. Absolute mockery.

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

My beard would have connected if I never injured my knee

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

‘You have nice lips’ okay lips me den tf

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Going abroad really makes you realise this

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@itssalss

5 years

London is actually depressing

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

iPhone 11 camera had me feeling different

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@khalidfarah_

4 months

1 CL, 1 PL, 1 FA Cup in 9 years if trophyless this year…

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

‘Rather be 12 by 12 than carried by 6’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

How Caribbean boys dance to Afro beats

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

This is what unicef are fighting to stop people from drinking

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6 years

I make the best tea 😌

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Why does this guy look like he’s about to drop ‘ring ring pon an abdi’

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

I could have gone Brampton Manor but I injured my knee

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

If you see me on this mind your business

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5 years

Yeah this show is gonna bang

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Somalia x Trinidad and Ethiopia x Guyana

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Every day I’m reminded East African girls are just top tier

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6 years

Wallahi if Allah wills I will adopt a child

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Fam loveisland is 100x when u watch it with your guys 🤣🤣🤣

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

‘wHeN I PoSt pIcS LiKe ThIs dOn’T bE sUrPrisEd’ first of all your man wears zx fluxes

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Me when Massa’s Child comes out mix-raced: #IfSlaveryWasAChoice

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

No no sweetie some of us live in Harlesden, Southall, Finsbury Park, Dalston and Woolwich 🤧

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Say Wallahi you won’t tell anyone

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@khalidfarah_

3 years

Cap on cap off

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

I deeped I actually hardly have friends

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5 years

I actually understand girls now, some niggas are weirdos🤮😷

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

Eid Mubarak 💫

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Drill rappers confuse me, ‘caught my man and he ran’ do you expect him to stand still when you’re chasing him with the sword of Gryffindor?

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

After you finish salat and you gotta give salam to both the angels on your shoulders

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

Keep whatever u got going on lowkey, evil eye is real

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5 years

I hate forcing shit, if I feel like my presence is unwanted I’m leaving at the nearest exit

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5 years

So imma bring her out when I win my grammy🤩

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Oi mandem I can’t be the only one that thinks when I get a trim my skin gets better

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5 years

I still think about this video😭😭😂😂

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4 years

This ain’t a compliment it’s rude. You’ll get blocked for this shit.

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4 years

They don’t get the credit they deserve cos they’re absolutely hilarious

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Put the baby in boy 👶🏾

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@khalidfarah_

2 years

I’ve already heard the “I’m nearly as dark as you” comment at work, where’s HR?

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Take a guess on where we’re going??

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Bumping to my older bro’s mixtape

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Fam I actually getting tired of these fucking retails stores you make me do a pointless questionnaire for 1 hr to reject me

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

If u in a relationship with someone and they constantly remind you of people they curve for you, run away I promise

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Imma eat that...

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

It’s my Birthday and my hairline is sharper than your dads x

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6 years

I’m sure we all live the same life on this app

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5 years

We got the best personalities

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Sco pa tu manaa

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5 years

No one told Almond Milk was this nasty

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5 years

Mr Ugly

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5 years

Likkle shopping for Ramadan

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6 years

How do I have back problems at my young age kmt

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5 years

Brush brush brush🌊

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6 years

When someone leaves your room without turning off the light

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6 years

*Compliments friend* Friend: ‘nah I’m tryna be like you’ Me:

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5 years

But that’s just life in the hood you see

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

This UK weather is not a joke, a gust of wind licked mans face and I instantly said my Shahada

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@khalidfarah_

3 years

i was never the cool kid

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6 years

Hope my wcw sleeps easy tonight, the rest of you can toss and turn

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

Sitting cozy

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

My mum is tired of me🤣but we do have a YouTube channel

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5 years

Just remember money doesn’t air you, give you dead reps or break your heart

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Why do customers give me their card like I know their pin

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Spending Valentines with my family, you should try it

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5 years

Once you know you’re Ugly nuttin will rattle you

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

You get these hairstyles now and you’re an ciyaal suuq

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6 years

Some oldschol styles from the Somali territories🇸🇴: 1. Timoweyne (afro) 2. Tidhic (braids) 3. Raamo (dreadlocks)

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5 years

??

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

Wait so man eats solidified weetabix

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@khalidfarah_

5 years

Stop messaging them first and see how many times they’ll message you, it’s eye opening

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5 years

Bengali girls are actually peng.

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5 years

Have a good day

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@khalidfarah_

4 years

Nah but what excuse do you actually have not to pray in lockdown

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@khalidfarah_

7 years

Your wcw still snaps herself doing laughing gas and forcing a laughter, while snapping her friends with Ciroc in their hand. While mines at home drinking water, exfoliating her skin and watching videos on ‘how to blend contour’

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@khalidfarah_

6 years

You ever take a selfie and think ‘fuck am I that ugly, shit man’

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@khalidfarah_