Kene @kenethelion Twitter profile

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

Who knows this lady? If you're interested let's go to the park together and show me the men. I'll be gentle, I promise. You'll get an apology and treatment for the harm and inconvenience caused. I'm sorry.

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3 years

She was sexually harassed and assaulted at a public bus park and people unlooked. They saw her being assaulted and 'minded their business'. It's bad enough that women are not safe in public, now we can't even rely on anyone coming to our rescue .

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@kenethelion

4 years

@destinyese1 "Destiny my house?!!" 😂 Small water on table, mummy mentioned her house like it'll flood her house. 😂😂

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@kenethelion

3 years

A thread of Nigerian big and bold men. Tag them. 👇🏾 I'll go first.

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@kenethelion

11 months

So, this morning whilst driving on Primewater road, I saw this man lying on the road under the rain. I drove past him and kept staring at my rear view mirror. I didn’t like he was on the road and under the rain. I thought he was drunk, and cold so I parked my car to move him.

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@kenethelion

11 months

We still have kind people.

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@kenethelion

2 years

Finished one loaf of freshly baked unsliced bread with a full bowl of porridge beans, and sliced roasted plantain. When I was done I cried, and thought about my life. Am I pregnant? Twins or triplets? Who's the mother?

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@kenethelion

2 years

So you're telling me there's no thick, God-fearing, honest, working class, single lady in this Lagos???

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@kenethelion

11 months

UPDATE: THIS MAN IS A SCAM. He goes around acting like he is epileptic to scam people. Please don’t fall for his act. If you see him convulsing, wipe him oraimo cord. He was last seen Saturday morning on Freedom way, Lekki. We even got him raincoat. 😭

Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

So, this morning whilst driving on Primewater road, I saw this man lying on the road under the rain. I drove past him and kept staring at my rear view mirror. I didn’t like he was on the road and under the rain. I thought he was drunk, and cold so I parked my car to move him.

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@kenethelion

11 months

The Range Rover dude that gave him the money, the man who helped with the POS and one other who advised me not to move him; God bless you all. May we always receive help when we most need it. I’m glad I had a spoon. I’m glad I stopped despite my tyre was deflating.

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@kenethelion

3 years

+1. 🎉🙏🏾

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Kene

@kenethelion

1 year

I look good to not be outside tonight.

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@kenethelion

11 months

The last frame. 🥳

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@kenethelion

11 months

Thank you Lord for another year. I am grateful.

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@kenethelion

3 months

N26.5m property transaction. You want to pay lawyer 5k to review the agreement. I never see this kind thing before for my life. 😂

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@kenethelion

3 years

@LopezIyke_ Could be me; giving strangers especially uniform officers lifts because I feel they're not paid well and giving them a ride is my small contribution - helping them to get to their destination with ease.

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@kenethelion

4 years

@CocoMoneek I'm tired of reading bad news. I'm tired of people of all ages, and sizes being raped. No decency. No conscience. No sense of fear of God or Allah.

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@kenethelion

3 years

@Dijaah___ I'm AA, 30+, I clean and cook all sorts of delicacy from White soup to Banga, Vegetable, Oha, Ewedu. I cook world class Jollof rice, fried, coconut and my favorite Chinese rice with pepper shrimps. Sadly I'm in Canada, Vancouver to be exact. 😌

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Kene

@kenethelion

1 year

One for you, and one for them. :)

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Kene

@kenethelion

2 years

@lawretterfenna @Naija_PR Holy communion is only for practicing Catholics who are in the state of grace. Hymn 251.

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@kenethelion

11 months

Apparently, he’s epileptic and the rain triggered it. He was looking for money to buy his medication because his last job didn’t pay. Eventually, one of us raised the money and gave him to get his medication. I was afraid he was going to die. I was clueless, and couldn’t leave.

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@kenethelion

1 year

Mirror selfies. 🪞

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@kenethelion

1 year

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

him. I was even going to carry him and put him in my car till he gets warm and rush him to a nearby pharmacy for help. If not for this advise not to touch him and those two other men, I would have stayed under the rain till this man gained consciousness. I’m glad he’s alive.

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@kenethelion

11 months

Hi. 👋🏾

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@kenethelion

11 months

I got the spoon and placed it in his mouth. Some other guy stopped as well to help. The victim stopped shaking and could barely talk. Someone offered him onions, he chewed and later regained consciousness. We started asking questions - how he got there, and to see what we can do.

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@kenethelion

11 months

I ran back to him and saw he was shaking and vomiting a form substance; I didn’t know what to do. I started to panic and call for help. Someone stopped his car, and suggested I find a stick to separate his mouth. I couldn’t find a stick so I ran back to my car to get a spoon.

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

@DABICH1_ If you don't hear with your ears, you'll see with your eyes.

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@kenethelion

1 year

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

Thanks everyone. I got her IG, sent a message and awaiting her response. Be rest assured no one will resort to violence. "An eye for an eye makes everyone blind."

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@kenethelion

4 years

@zoeysongz10 I have swiped left and right countless times. 👏🏾

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@kenethelion

2 years

+1 🎉

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

@aproko_doctor SIT UPS NEVER, NEVER EVER MAKES A TUMMY FLAT. Sit ups builds your core. Sit ups are for those who have flut tummies and want "6 packs". If you have a pot belly, DO NOT TRY SIT UPS. Instead, do some jump jacks, high knees, burpees, and most importantly FOOD PORTION CONTROL.

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@kenethelion

6 months

I like this thing I do. When a person crosses my mind, we haven’t spoken in a long time, and there’s that feeling to reach out; I delete their number.

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

To God be the glory. 🙌🏾 What a day! On Oshodi expressway, my left tie rod bolt damaged, and the car veered off the road. I immediately griped my steering to the right, controlled, and made a park. A mechanic found me, and got it fixed. I'm home, and exhausted!!!

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@kenethelion

8 months

@Ketso28 @TweetsByLilith Mother’s side, I’m shocked. But a short one, this I’m not shocked. Short people be doing the most.

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@kenethelion

3 years

So last night I escorted a sex worker to get a bike home. Her colleague went with some guy, and she was alone and scared - the police were after them. On our way I tried holding a conversation with her - she didn't say much, she was tensed. She asked I remove my face mask to...

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

Been single for a long time, and I can say this boldly - it's been peaceful. No lies, no heartbreaks, no disappointment from someone you love, and call a partner. I have diverted all that love to myself so indulge me if I hype myself or think of myself a lot.

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@kenethelion

4 years

Dear future wife, I hope you know how to cook because there'll be cooking competition every month, and our kids will be the Judge. No, not our kids (I don't trust those little minions, they'll side you 😌); we'll call our close friends. :)

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

@i_am_kenechukwu Of course. It’s a criminal offense.

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@kenethelion

3 years

Keep it simple. 💙

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

Thank you Lord for another year. I am grateful.

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@kenethelion

4 months

☘️

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

What's the essence of following me if you aren't gonn' converse with me? What's the essence if we can't support each other? Be there for each other. Help one another. If you know me - the big guy behind this phone, you'd know it's ❤️ even when I'm hurt. I want to see you shine!

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

@EmmyJArt Eye ke? That's roundabout soaked in Egusi soup. 🤤

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

My first wedding this year. 🍷

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

So I spent yesterday and today helping the organizers at Alausa to coordinate protesters and others; extremely exhausting but I enjoyed every bit of it. Saw new faces and made potential friends. I'm glad. Tomorrow, I continue.

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Kene

@kenethelion

6 months

First time watching this kinda show to the end. Man was respectful, spoke fluently and calm; and the ladies as well. How it should be. Not the one that Nons Miraj babe does; very annoying being.

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6 months

This guy is so calm! I respect him!

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

Who else isn't watching or interested in big brother?

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Kene

@kenethelion

2 years

@lawretterfenna @Naija_PR O Sacrament most holy, o Sacrament divine, all praise and all thanksgiving, be every moment thine. O Sacrament most holy... 😂 They should arrest us already.

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

@JemimaOsunde Go to America, grow my hair, reduce my beard, take a picture like an old man and say "cheese!". Got it. 📝

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

@Papi_waga I swear! Astronaut and they'll wear space suits, and helmets. GIGM, always doing the most. 😂

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@kenethelion

2 years

@Eti89589551 A colleague recently entered a relationship, and she's so happy. Everyday she mentions his name. Guess what? He was single (before he met my colleague), he has a job, and he's based in Lagos... What I'm trying to say is: don't believe everything you read or see on SM.

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Kene

@kenethelion

5 months

@Justejumola For a second I saw puff puff sizzling in hot oil.

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

@followlastma @bigmanfarouk Use this opportunity to clear the air - can a person park at a designated bus stop and if so the duration? Should the engine be on? What are the conditions? Not everytime "send a DM".

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

463kg. 👀

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@kenethelion

4 years

@ManLikeIcey This gala and Chocolate or normal ice cream or with Tampico. I miss the gala. This gala you don't rush it. You first open the body and eat it bit by bit then the meat last. This gala was heavenly. I miss this gala. This gala made me like my Uncles.

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@kenethelion

2 years

@Chukwuka___ Unsliced bread is unhealthy. See the way as moulding the bread like it's semo with the beans, watching Netflix.

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@kenethelion

2 years

👉🏾👈🏾

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@kenethelion

3 years

@Official__Tony_ No. 1 if I'm making onions salad No. 8 as decoration for Jollof rice or white rice Nos. 2 or 3 if I'm cooking beans No. 5 if I'm making akara No. 7 frying eggs and no. 3 if I'm boiling meat or frying turkey and it's like.

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

@theonlyUyai Yes! 28k. Is that him?

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

If you know you're gonn' stress my life irrespective of who approached who first; please speak up so I either avoid or indulge you.

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@kenethelion

2 years

@MaataVermillion @jaquannotjason It's the salad for me. Like who packs that much salad to the beach.

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

If I don't check on you, don't think I've forgotten you - I'm tired. You send a message, I don't respond, know that I have seen and replied in spirit. I can no longer keep up with people - calls, texts, visits, tenderness. I'm done. It's exhausting. Stay safe.

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Kene

@kenethelion

3 years

About last night... Omooo! No be for chair I go dey when @fireboydml dey perform. Na bruv. 🙅🏾‍♂️

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

LIIIIOOOOONNN! 🦁😎

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@kenethelion

4 years

@Funmiscute @DanielFaithArts I'm confused. I watched it with my mouth open. Like WTF!! I've come to the conclusion every lady should have a body guard or a big and strong friend especially one who isn't afraid at public places. This is absolutely wrong, and unacceptable. 😤🤬🤬

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@kenethelion

4 years

@SPARNigeria You want me - Kenechukwu Odinakachukwu Temple Kalistus Ojukwu Ejiofor Carter IV, to compote myself when I hear "gege"??? 😤 I'll think about it.

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@kenethelion

4 years

Is it only me that get irritated by ladies that show off boobs/ass pictures with silly captions - "I'm everything you can't control"; thinking every man should be fascinated and impressed with ordinary bumbum? I don't know if it's old age or something but I'm just unimpressed.

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@kenethelion

4 years

"with the right person". 📢 Seeing this tweet got me like "Kene, enough is enough. Go out there. Meet the right lady, vibe, connect, sync, plan and get married. You both can still have the life you want, achieve goals together, be happy, kids and grow old together."

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@kenethelion

4 years

@iiv_lyn I guess I'm 5 in 1 then. 😎

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@kenethelion

4 years

It'd be beautiful if we could know our life partners, and not waste each other's energy, resources, and most especially time.

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@kenethelion

4 years

Cancelling all my schedules for this week. Zoom meetings till Sunday. Kene is now A FULL-TIME PROTESTER. ✊🏾 Who's serving Nkwobi and Ofe Nsala tomorrow?? 😂

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

@_Eleke Okay. What about the onions?

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@kenethelion

3 years

@sheyiiiiii @Chichi_Arinze @freethinker2401 Razor blade? For what? If the seat belt gets stuck in an accident?

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@kenethelion

4 years

@Funmiscute Funmi whenever you're in Lagos I owe you a drink.

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@kenethelion

4 years

Got a call from a friend... Long story short; what's the fastest, and easiest way to get over a girl? She doesn't like him, but he likes her so much, I guess. I think he's suffering. It's affecting his mental health.

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@kenethelion

4 years

People that eat and don't get fat; y'all don't know what the good Lord has done for you. 😢

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@kenethelion

3 years

@UncleTochii @Auntylamide_ I felt my heart shift and almost cried. Everything you sold you'll regain them back and much better. You'll bounce back again and this time not fall. You'll have a beautiful marriage, home, best school for your daughter, best care for your mother and siblings. Salute. 🙌🏾

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@kenethelion

4 years

I think there comes a time in every man's life when you get tired of sex; you want more than sex or no sex even.

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@kenethelion

4 years

The moment I finally get into a relationship, make sure to mute or block me. I will destroy your TL with sweet romence. You people will not hear word. Work will not hear word. The whole world will not hear word. 😂 There's also the possibility I might not be online frequently.

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Kene

@kenethelion

2 years

Is there an app where you call or text a random stranger just to rant, and still remain anonymous? The person listens and maybe give his or her own opinion/solution. Tell me there's one please.

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@kenethelion

11 months

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👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

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Guys flaunt your woman 🤌

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@kenethelion

4 years

If I can't cook or afraid of the kitchen or market runs; I have no right asking God for a woman that can cook.

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@kenethelion

11 months

@theonlyUyai I left my car and ran to him. No one stopped to help him till I came down to help. Ah no! Now I am angry. Where in Lekki did yours happen?

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

@paulerakhifu @Ettorah You see Photographers; after Lawyers, my angelic Igbo girls, and witches, fear them. 😭

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@kenethelion

4 years

@tosinaj95916459 @kingsonjohnero @teenotch @adeboye_j @ElizaBerthaa @DeLordEmperor @spagyj @winnieloyd @shawler__ @UnilagOlodo @ekpizzle @stallion_XO__ @Postsubman @Omo_Iya_Ebuka @D7Hulk @KunleScott @1Justphil "A woman cannot be dressed like this and won't expect a man not wanting to know what's under her pant." A rapist once said something like this. There's a nexus here.

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@kenethelion

1 year

The last day in July. July was rough. There was the fuel increase. A potential relationship ended. I was hurt. I thought she was the “one” but guess I was wrong. July was one-kind, ngl. In all, I’m grateful for life, God’s protection, and I look forward to August. 🍹

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Kene

@kenethelion

4 years

I will be a great dad, and husband; have time for my kids and wife, and still have time for work and body workouts.

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Kene

@kenethelion

11 months

We still have kind people.

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@kenethelion

10 months

To everyone who took their time to wish me a happy birthday, may your days be long. May you never lack. May every good thing you lay your hands on flourish. Thank you again once more. I deeply appreciate. PS. I don’t mind receiving gifts, and baby boy treatments. 😁

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@kenethelion

11 months

The last frame. 🥳

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@kenethelion

11 months

@emojiteone4one I didn’t know but now I do. Thank you. I was told not to near him even.

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@kenethelion

1 year

@_DammyB_ @kheerah_ Everything about that video is wrong!

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@kenethelion

4 years

People should be straightforward with what they want or desire especially if it concerns friendship, relationships. It makes life easy, and to make best decisions. This is 2020. Many are ill, and dying. This is not the time to dilly-dally about how or what you feel for a person.

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@kenethelion

4 years

Days like this I just want to vent, get a hug, hear some funny jokes, extra support, a drink, a cuddle, and whisper to me 'everything is gonn' be alright'. Ebuka & Chestnut if you see this tweet, please don't come at me, and remind me the importance of having a girlfriend.

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@kenethelion

4 years

I remember when I used to be so fat - above 240KG. I'd climb a scale and it'll spin twice. The doctor would tie and slap my hand for my vein to show to collect a blood sample. It was so difficult. Times I'll go home and come the next day to try again. So embarrassing.

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@kenethelion

3 years

see my face, I did; she felt at ease. I cracked a joke or two and she laughed. I asked if she's in school... I told her I am a Lawyer, she paused and said it's a lie, I resemble a bouncer 😂 (how will I get clients like this 😭). We got to the park, and made sure she got a bike.

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@kenethelion

11 months

@Bosingoor That’s sad to hear. May his soul rest in peace.

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@kenethelion

2 years

I may not be your favorite son but please Lord, don't let me end up with a wrong partner.

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