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Your local blue catboy. FFXIV Degen & Programmer | Amateur Nouns: He/Him/They | Married | I’m older than you | icon by @archonbread

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Joined March 2023
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like + rt to pat the Bear
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@pinkfloyd Wow, an “animation” made with almost no effort and entirely from the stolen work of others. Sad and pathetic.
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people calling this build "fat" is why dudes have self image issues lmao
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most confusing dunmesh fandom thing is people calling laios chubby or soft or plump? this doesn't come from a fatphobic place of "NOO HE'S NOT FAT DONT CALL HIM FAT" its just confusing bc this man is very clearly REALLY MUSCULAR with some, but very little, body fat
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@yaf Portraying yourselves as creepy adults harassing children through a school window is certainly apt.
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sorry i had to make one
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@Pal_action inb4 a bunch of Zionists cry about this despite Balfour being a massive Jew-hating antisemite whose entire reason for supporting the creation of Israel was to "ship them somewhere else"
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@HowardA_AtLaw What does the business do, Howard?
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I guess it's time to re-upload Lines On The Floor.
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go ahead. undercut me by 1 gil because you want yours to sell a little faster. i'll undercut you by 20k and crash the market out of spite
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@themaxburns You sure it’s anxiety and not the fact that the public utility of the phone system has been completely taken over by spammers and is near useless?
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i absolutely adore this autistic old man i swear to god he's perfect
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Whenever anyone says they’re worried about bothering me on social media or whatever I just think of this tumblr classic
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@nyaaasen That’s all? They run the largest community knowledge base on the planet, encompassing the majority of written knowledge, and they make that little? What are your panties in a twist about?
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@CNN Guess they made a bad investment. Not our problem.
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@torriangray @AppleSupport isn’t this a huge violation of your app store policy?
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@SFGate I’m assuming this article was generated by an AI because no one who calls themselves a journalist would write something so poorly researched right?
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@SenWarren You enabled this. You supported this. Coward.
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@animalfndlv So who was this one stolen from?
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tfw you're in prog and the tank dies right before a buster
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Tinder photo irl
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@randermm There are quite a few events in history as evil as the holocaust. The Nazis literally got the idea from what Andrew Jackson did to the Native Americans
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@solarrrpowerrr Largest population of black Americans circled with “bigots” nice
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@YouTube the most annoying unskippable ads that I've seen 100 times in the past 24 hours
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"wtf why isnt my macro working?????"
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I’m sorry this is the funniest and best thing anyone has ever said in response to my video
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out of context dawntrail spoilers
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You know I always got that ominous cube on me
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@Phantom_TheGame Still waiting for the wont loop.
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@teslaownersSV We have so much new technology to make fake things look real and you choose to share a video so obviously fake that it looks like it was captured in Grand Theft Auto
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Dawntrail sure has some weird crafting quests
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Let's Go Gambling!
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@epicdndmemes Ignoring the thousands and thousands of free character generators that artists have lovingly made for us for years to use a tool that rips off their work without permission You suck
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@DeviantArt @mikonotai Can I upload pictures of my feces and sell it? It’d be less offensive than that shit.
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@718Tv she went from general porn to fetish porn
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@JohnDiLillo Unfortunately, the way some people engage with media is to find one thing they like and demand that it continues to entertain them for their entire lives.
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under no circumstances will i be doing that. nope.
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@GoodReddit Dog's not homophobic he just doesn't respect him for not topping :\
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@OdeGotterfunken @Octavius_DP If you hired armed guards to hold a gun to the head of everyone in a grocery store while you’re there, you’d have a very peaceful shop Still very evil
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@Gothamist wow, maybe when some people die horribly because of this situation, one of their bereaved loved ones might grab a crowbar and go to a politician's house to "convince" them to focus on real problems
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when oomfs post that OC of theirs that you enjoy
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sometimes I feel like there's a portion of the ffxiv playerbase that isn't big on the whole "game" concept of the term "video game"
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thinking about this forum post
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I think the root of the problem some people have with games like Dark Souls is the same as the problem they have with MMOs. They're not used to failure as a method of learning, they're used to games that punish and demotivate failure.
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SQUARE ENIX YOU GOT SO MANY NAMES TO CHOOSE FROM AND YOU CALL THIS SNAKE "ASS PISS"????
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@arstechnica Only 20k? I've had clients I had to build database software for because they hit the upper row limit in Excel.
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the most difficult part about clearing an ultimate is finding 7 other people you can repeatedly die to a 12+ minute fight with and not want to murder
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i think people who have never done an ult or raid at all have a really skewed misconception about it. a legend dying in normal content doesn't mean they're a paypal legend and ults really boil down to being a memory and endurance test. also scheduling. and maintaining a static 😭
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The one good thing I ever did for this fandom and it was a video made out of pure rage from spending 40 hours trying to clear p8s week 1 in Party Finder
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i'm gonna be honest ever since that "there are lines on the floor" video i've gotten a lot better at figuring out mechanics quicker
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This eclipse is pretty neat
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@funnysmartguy12 isn't that the guy who talked about feeding babies with dicks
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@rechechee Make sure you report it, both to airbnb and the police. It's against their policy now and will get the owner delisted - and depending on the local laws, may be very illegal.
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@_harjitsingh Not surprising if you know that a significant amount of the founding population originally supported Hitler and wanted a westward campaign of invasion.
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“How are you doing single digit dps on Picto??” It’s called pixel art.
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@byelin Yeah why would people’s political opinions be ideologically self-serving when they talk about what their elected official should do to make them feel represented? God what a thinker!
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omg
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i did not realize this was 1:1
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@NYPDnews @NYPD90Pct thank god this dangerous plastic is off the streets obviously yall could do with some staff reductions if this is what you're wasting taxpayer dollars doing
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@billmaher Except anyone who dares publicly speak their opinion where it’s inconvenient for you conservatives.
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this dude died in heavensward wtf is his weapon doing in endwalker
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enjoy a new mspaint diagram from yours truly btw
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this is a single gathering node LMAO
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@clhubes He’s fully baked
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@GeniusPothead If you identify with this meme, you need genuine addiction help. Weed is a great little drug for relaxation. If you're smoking it all day every day, you have a serious problem.
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@_theSwampFox i know them too they are me
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oh yeah I forgot to tell everyone we took Finn to the vet bc we were worried about his eyesight - he jumps and gets scared by static objects on the floor, his pupils are always dialated and he reacts strangely to things moving near his face the vet said he's orange
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@NewsWire_US I'm sure this will go over very well with their poor, rural voter base.
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There Are Lines On The Floor
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Got fired from my new traffic stripes job after one day
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@birdgenre i love when someone GETS a character so well
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@KTLA Next year: "Health officials shorten COVID isolation period to [whenever your boss feels like because your life is worthless]"
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yeah man no
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@helen_of_roy Haven't noticed it, but I've always been respectful towards people doing their job, so that may be why.
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@fifibunfifibun yeah this is getting wild
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easily
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the soundtrack for Endwalker raiding was wild - we learned Hesperos is uncircumcized - Threatening Lesbian Metal - Lahabrea's Industrial House Rock - Elidibus remixed Hades' depression music into brunch bgm - Athena's homie asking for a hit on the joint mid song
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@PatStaresAt Oh god I know I'm gonna end up unfollowing at least one long term mutual on this site when they put that on my timeline.
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Half my oomfs after getting bad scores on the Dawntrail benchmark
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No one wants to data center travel because of the ridiculous and unpleasant restrictions you put on doing so. You can't interact with your FC. You can't access your retainers. You can't gather from any timed nodes. You can't ever go back to your own DC unless you log in at 3am.
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With peak times hitting this evening, Aether data center Worlds are once again quite congested. Those wishing to play without waiting in extended queues are recommended to Data Center Travel to Dynamis to play where login queues are much shorter.
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So far Dawntrail already has so many banger tracks... (spoiler free and in no particular order): - Texas night theme - Solution 9 - Texas day theme - Trial 2 - Dungeon 4
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@VermilViathan The tankies in the replies of that posts are the perfect example of why leftist growth suffers so much. The idea that people have to be eased out of propaganda is completely foreign to them because they're steeped in it daily.
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@TTVmarsho @Wario64 there's a lot of room for debate about success in video games but uh I don't know if calling something that came out a few days ago "more successful" than the most successful media franchise in the history of the world is really a level take
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@ChBrink So you are pro-bombing children’s hospitals with inferno bombs that sear the inside of their lungs? Brave stance.
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@dumbdelvon Reminds me of the anime criticism about opening/ending sequences being better animation. Yeah no shit? They only had to produce 90 seconds of material man.
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@netflix The fact that this was made and none of you have a problem with it is so disgusting it’s unbelievable.
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@brainwormsssss The majority of chemo in household pets has no negative side effects whatsoever. I'm going to assume that you're uneducated on veterinary medicine, not malicious and ask you to delete this terrible post - because it's cruel and completely factually inaccurate.
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@GwinnettPd Really? I'll make sure to vote for any and ALL budget cuts to your force that come up on the ballot. Can't believe you're wasting my tax dollars on this NONSENSE.
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@BasiilLeaf Set his litter box outside your door so he can smell it to find his way back. Make sure to call your local shelters and animal control.
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@Northernlion No dude you are so right about this. FF14 players are so bad at just seeing lines that I had to make a whole video just to tell them there are lines.
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I guess it's time to re-upload Lines On The Floor.
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@CreepyOrg Do you ever post stuff that is actually creepy or are you just like discovering animals for the first time?
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@InternetHippo They removed the ability to mute the voice volume on my grocery store's self checkouts so I am with you, that was the last straw.
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@ukhomeoffice Only took you a century to go from fighting the nazis to being lead by them. Almost as fast as the US!
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does anyone else see the icon for Steel Peak as this meme or just me
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holy shit there are lines on the floor
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About to start COMPLETELY BLIND Dawntrail EX 2 prog! Link in the reply
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@CantEverDie Going to download my fork of Hydrox cookies from github and cry about this
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genuinely hate that the "default NA solution" to everything is to make the mechanic worse by forcing everyone to do the same thing regardless of job
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@TakeThatBro oxygen is one molecule away from plutonium
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yeah but he's out of my league
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would yall ACTUALLY want to date your fictional crushes if they existed irl?
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@Feefeeledeucex Children can consent to reading this tweet, so obviously that makes you a pedophile.
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@CantEverDie I consider not understanding that tweet to be a sign of my recovering mental health
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