when i enter a “mischaracterize gojo satoru” challenge, but my opponents are someone who says gojo hates women, someone who believes gojo would cheat on his partner, someone who thinks gojo intended to die vs. sukuna, and someone who believes gojo doesn’t care about his students
just want to remind everyone gojo was locked in the prison realm for 3.5 of our years. i doubt gege would do something as drastic as kill gojo only to bring him back, like, 6 months later. such an important death can’t be neglected, so it’ll be referenced plenty until The Return—
at the end of the day, the more anti-gjhm tweets/threads go viral on jjktwt, the more people realize it’s even a ship, and then the more gjhms there’ll be, And Then the more gjhm fics and fanarts we’ll have… it’s all part of the process
saw someone say the “whole reason” gojo “felt lonely and became a teacher” was because he lost geto, so that’s why he’s at peace in death because “he has suguru back” …
“why does gojo get to come back and not—”
because he’s gojo fucking satoru. it has constantly been said by other characters & the narrator that he’s an Exception to the rule and defies the impossible. no one else literally altered the state of jujutsu society with their birth 🤷♀️
i finally put together a spreadsheet of gjhm fic recommendations! you can sort using the filters in each category, so hopefully that makes it a little easier to find something you like :) i’ll keep it regularly updated, and if you have any recs, lmk 🫶
fun fact—
if a ship is Actually canon, you wouldn’t need to make evidence threads because everyone would already know they’re together. shocker, right? yeah… like, no need to scream from the rooftops about how interviews “prove” it’s canon, because canon would speak for itself
not being able to stop geto from walking that path genuinely rewired gojo’s brain; the first real limit to his strength that wasn’t & couldn’t be overcome. he realized he’d need to keep someone from reaching such crossroads altogether, and that realization guided him to teaching
𝟏𝟗. 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐬?
A: Probably not. If I had to say it would probably be him unable to stop Geto
𝟐𝟎. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲?
A:
he loved megumi in the ways he knew. selling megumi to the zen’in boiled down to believing he would have a better life there, not simply for money. toji suffered in that clan, but he felt megumi wouldn’t with the inherited technique
not a great father. but he cared about his son
sure, gojo at times may maneuver others as though they’re on a chessboard, but, in the end, he’s made himself The Pawn to secure them all a checkmate. several of his major actions contain both an outwardly selfish & an ultimately selfless element, and that makes him so compelling
considering how exuberant utahime’s personality is outside of strict professional settings, it’s funny to imagine her getting absolutely shit-faced drunk and then becoming more of a menace than even gojo 😭
Gojo can’t drink alcohol.
On the other hand,
Shoko, Nanami→Hard Drinker
Utahime, Naobito→Bad Drinker
I wanna see Utahime when she’s drunk😂
#JujutsuKaisen
stop worrying about a ship between a 28 year old man and a 30 year old woman when there’s much more popular ships of the same 28 year old teacher with his 15-16 year old students 😭 like…
all i want to say about this exhibition—as someone who hasn’t ever put too much stock into theories, has always believed gojo is Dead at present, and doesn’t think he will return until towards the end of the manga—nothing gege revealed changed Shit. we here, patient & faithful 💯
here’s a thought—maybe gojo sees nanami as Nanami, and nanami sees gojo as Gojo
nng is a completely different ship dynamic compared to nnh and stsg, so how the hell did we get here
gojo has been metaphorically & literally carved out of his own body to be used as a vessel by and for his students, and yet y’all want to spend break week talking about whether or not waka inoue being his wallpaper proves that he’s straight or, conversely, that he’s gay … Lame
yall say “gjhms dont interact” then your tweets use the ship name gojohime uncensored… knowing full well thats how people look up content on this damn app… dont piss me off.
thats why your fav got merked by a depressed 15 year old who learned this jujutsu shit 3 months ago
“even mei mei is more useful than utahime”, and it’s the same mei mei who live streamed their fav’s death after making bank betting against him, meanwhile utahime was out there on the battlefield with him to help boost his hollow purple to 200%
Utahime is getting angry at people being mean to her students!
She’s not letting them get the opportunity to making a mess with her students when they were threatened 😭❤️
#UtahimeIori
#JujutsuKaisen
#庵歌姫 #呪術廻戦
you see, i dont get how people can receive confirmation after confirmation of gojo constantly dreaming about a better future for the youth—this is his present-day driving force, the thread that links his almost every action & thought—and then still want him to go south 🤷♀️
apparently he’s thinking of the future of the youth here from what i’ve seen on the tl?? that gets me so bad cause him just staring at the skyline dreaming of better days for his students, seizing the moment of peace to think that what he’s doing is worth it, that he +
“controversial opinion” then saying some stupid shit 90% of jjktwt will agree with since everyone has a hate-boner for gjhm
you’re so brave, i cheered !!
what i find funny about all this is how some of the accounts who constantly shit on gjhm unprovoked are switching up rn
seeing them agree in their mutual’s replies… like, your mutual is talking about You!
there’s a high chance gege is misdirecting us and hasn’t yet revealed his true hand
but even if this isn’t actually gojo, having sukuna conjure up his “ghost” after repeatedly referencing his signature hand sign is still another huge stone in the path towards The Return
#jjk260
and the fuck does any of that have to do with someone finding a non-canon ship more enjoyable than—wait for it—Another non-canon ship? you do know All of this is imaginary, right? the happy ending in question being them both dead with their bodies not yet buried properly
@ankit_hb
A completely imaginary ship that is only supported by its fans vs ship with a story, a happy ending, an important relationship to each other that is supported by both gege and mappa
all this memory alteration talk, but at least we know one thing for certain—whether fabricated or authentic, gojo unanimously considers memories that feature his students to be his happiest ones
someone said gojo has never been paternal in any way…
he’s as great a father as a younger batman (read: not great), but he Has behaved paternally; his job as a teacher is inherently a bit parental. does he consider himself a dad? no. is he still a father figure to megumi? yes.
the light novel of jjk0 which has no full eng translation as far as i can find, official or unofficial, except for a doc of assorted scenes translated from jpn to chn to eng, prefaced by the translator with this blurb? that same light novel? lmk if otherwise, i’d love to read it
Damn don't you know it's not our fault but it's literally mentioned in the light novel??? And the light novel goes so much more indepth emotionally when it comes to jjk. We didn't dig this from our asses, it's canon.
idk, but i personally can’t see why anyone who believed in The Return would Stop believing in it after 261. if anything, 261 should’ve strengthened your belief 😭 even though gege consistently surprises me in his direction, there’s still always a thread that ties it back together
i think the misinfo about gojo i most dislike is the “he had several mental breakdowns after geto died” bit. i don’t understand why y’all force gojo to conform to Your idea of grief. this doesn’t reaffirm a bond, it just shows your narrow definition of “valid” grieving processes
funny how we hear every damn day about how utahime “isn’t even in the manga enough” to have legitimate fans, and yet she somehow still has the most jobless opps ever
so, is she or is she not relevant? it seems she’s got people feeling some type of way regardless of the answer
gjhms and nngs should never have beef, we fr sit at the same table 😭 we both get enough shit from other ships as is, no need to be starting up bs against our next to kin
@still_sleepless
they completely missed the point fr 😭 it’s obvious geto has been thinking these things, but just felt he couldn’t listen to that inner voice until someone external gave it substance & volume. he brings the idea up, and she replies with sincerity, which stuns & moves him
these kids are gojo’s pride fr
i saw people asking why no one intervened when he took serious damage, but gojo didn’t want them to enter a highly fatal situation without insurance, which only He could provide. gojo would sooner die than pointlessly jeopardize his students here—
another proof that they never see gojo as a separate individual from geto. he has shown compassion and kindness… — i simply don’t get this idea of “giving geto’s good traits to gojo” because it’s just… so chronically online, if you will. we see during…
actually, true gojo enjoyers want to see him loved and understood by everyone, so :/
in case it wasn’t obvious, shipping is a fandom thing, not an inherently canon thing. gojo was doomed to be romantically unfulfilled in canon, but that has jack shit to do with shipping lol
lrt reminds me of that brainrot tweet that said ytmk was incest because yuta is related to the same several times removed ancestor as gojo, who is the adoptive father of megumi, whose actual father is the cousin of maki
“gojo would save his students because they’re the future, Not because he’s some amazing teacher!”
wow, it’s almost like… becoming a teacher to mold the future gen into their best form is in and of itself a key point which Distinguishes amazing teachers from just teachers… yeah
that one account always getting 15-25k likes on tweets that encourage this app to continue shitting on gjhm unprompted … meanwhile all their other tweets flop.
honestly, it just speaks to the impact of gjhm that both dudebros and annoying stans alike use gjhm’s good name to generate their interactions/revenue to satisfy the pea-sized part of their brains that craves numbers and attention
i’m confused. even if people are talking about goio & utahime in their youth, the ship originated during their adult years as it was introduced during goodwill arc not HI. ofc their younger scenes are looked upon as a foundation for their current state and will be discussed…?
—but that doesn’t mean his revival will be soon. this is all build-up; a writer wouldn’t beat a dead horse (literally) to this extent without a higher narrative reason, but understand that the pay-off is likely still very far off. the point is to inspire complete hopelessness—
if gege is to be believed here, my idea is that he has purposefully made gojo, nobara, and megumi’s fates ambiguous because if one comes back, then we know the ending already. so it may seem yuji will be the only one to survive, but he Won’t; he’ll be the only one to die, i fear
maybe a hot take, but if you want gojo’s story to end where it did and for him to stay dead… if you think that’s a good ending for gojo, and your pfp is NOT gojo—
i have to revoke your rights to his character. sorry. take it up with the laws of the universe.
—both in the audience and in the characters of the manga itself. only when this state has been reached will gege even begin to think about bringing gojo back, in my opinion. otherwise, the death risks looking gimmicky and unsubstantial in retrospect, especially once jjk ends.
it’s funny how the people who don’t want gojo to come back the most almost never have a gojo pfp nor a gojo-centric account
saying gojo would cheat on his significant other for your fav, then rt’ing theories about gojo being happy to stay dead in the south… i know what you are.
what i find funny is that yall insist utahime has no relevance to gojo but gege was deliberate in having her ct be revealed through gojo specifically, where she makes “the strongest stronger”
and you say it was useless, but 200% hollow purple had sukuna shaking 😭
@its_mauii09
He’s not into utahime that will never be canon utahime is only used for powering up gojo (which was useless) she’s a status buff at best 💀
Utahime is their best kept secret from Sukuna rn.. Bro likely still thinks Gojo launched that first attack alone with some vows.. Maybe as a consequence of projecting his own mindset into Gojo..
Officials going back in to make sure Utahime's CT was corrected feels more
its okay to accept that gjhm doesnt have a lot of canon content to go off of rn and that exploratory/speculative fanon content is a big reason for our interest. its fun to have such a large sandbox to play in, you dont need to microanalyze benign stuff in canon to validate gjhm🤷♀️
what if i told you that the people who try to convince themselves/others that gojo had a good ending are the true copers, not those who have faith in the narrative playing out as gege has primed it to play out since the very beginning
gojo fumbled geto hope this helps — ah, yes. gojo fumbled geto because he (checks notes) did not want to participate in killing all non-sorcerers in order to force evolution on the human race
would any gjhm fic writers be interested in a (small) gc? ♡/↻
we would ideally:
• uplift/support each other both in writing and in misc life stuff
• offer feedback if asked or offer to read over stuff if so inclined
• bounce ideas off each other
• etc!
#gouta
#gojohime
gojo fans don’t Need to like geto/stsg. but, imo, it’s impossible to unpack who gojo is as a person both Then & Now if you entirely disregard geto’s role in gojo’s life. gege crafted gojo’s arc so that you kinda Have to understand geto on some level to begin understanding gojo
Someone cooked so hard with the line "only utahime can make the strongest even stronger" like 😭— it’s the way we can no longer accurately predict when utahime might show up next in the manga because gege made it so all her appearances are tied up with…
y’all pull this line every damn time. no one rational is saying or believing a Fictional ship, regardless of sexuality, is oppressed. don’t throw that word around so recklessly
say dumb shit, get quote retweeted, act all confused, rinse and repeat. it’s getting old 🤷♀️
@lesundone
the flower isn’t bleeding, that’s actually its shadow as it ascends off the ground, just like how gojo is ascending into an enlightened state
what makes gojo so complex is that he’s been all but forced into the role of god from the day he was born, yet his personality and heart are both so painfully human. as people, we usually experience the conflict of god versus man externally, but he wars it within his own self
acting as if gjhm is the antichrist and denouncing your previous shipper days is soooo fucking funny. we all know you’re still liking and rt’ing gjhm tweets on your priv. performative & a coward, pick a struggle 🥱