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KamauD🇰🇪

@kamuiri

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----The First Kenyan on Twitter!---- Cyber warfare\Forensics,Security Engineer, US-Cert CIRT Team, Infotech Assurance and then Not........Hacker Fortified!.

Joined March 2007
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@HudumaKenya @PSCharlesHinga @BomaYangu_Kenya There is no file attached under Housing Preferences, available units so i cannot complete allocation application Project is Makenji in muranga County? What are supposed to do now?
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Moi used such as todays events to teach this nation a hard lesson. Im sure President @WilliamsRuto is not as damn as Gen-Z think. Buckle up now Kenyans it will be a slippely road for a while from here on. 🙏🙏🙏 #peaceandlove254
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They were conned to pass #bbinonsense sasa watasikia! @DavidNdii
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@ahmedsalims What you ordered vs what you got....
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@mmtairo The car scanners have Explosives detectors & Under vehicle Scanning Systems
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@kipkemboi185 Desktop win 3.1 with dial-up internet 👴👴
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@MigunaMiguna @Benogola Huyu Miguna arundishiwe passport mara that that 🔥🔥🤣😂🤣
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@thisgirliwand Niko 🏠😆
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@raidarmax @GlovoKenya Talk to your teenager about her choice of friends. And pray they make good choices moving forward.
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🙆‍♂️😂🙈😂🙈😂🙈😂🙆‍♂️ #MaasaiCulturalWeek #MaasaiCulturalWeek2023
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@SakajaJohnson @SakajaJohnson Good Job now please zone "Nairobi Nightlife Districts" where normal Nightlife can happen without interruptions by police. Otherwise no tourists wants a city without Nightlife.... Btw Kiambu & Nairobi we can have several Nightlife Districts......
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@MrEastniccur Naishi hii life .... softly
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@epicstevens_ Hapo kuna kaukweli fulani😂😂😂
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@ww_nab @__ItsTino 👴🙆‍♂️
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@ODPP_KE @DCI_Kenya arrest this officers before they kill timon makswell so he does not identify them.Why would @NPSOfficial_KE be used 2 kidnapp a child? Who applied for the fake birth certificate? @ImmigrationDept @IPOA_KE @EstherPassaris #justiceforbabytamara
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@WanjikuReports Dang i was just 1 year late. But i was having fun in Myspace before Twitter ,🙈🤔
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@alexmwanzo @ntsa_kenya this needs to be stopped lets have a database of accidents cars like where police & insurance companies must enter accident details of all cars reported.. @kipmurkomen this is your docket now act to save Kenyans @ira_kenya @HKindikii
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@AbdulahiAdan10 @IPOA_KE @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE this is not right the officer slapped him for no reason.
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@misss_ythaka Nikuteleza aliteleza...,,,🤣🤣🤣
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@Mathenge01 Window 3.1 was it!
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@Makiadi_ @Kalasinga_ He did the Job DIG
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@UTDLegione Nilikuwa Grad school doing case study on "Security threats of emerging social media" ie twitter, Myspace, etc etc brah!
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@Nelly1Kremlin And kicking like Maguire wa man u 🙈
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@murayakariuki His name is Paul Owino let @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE know but nothing will be done because babu owino supports @RailaOdinga for 2022 & #BBINonsense too.
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@Kamaitha Araaah! What he really wanted to write if he had a time & paper....🤣😲🙏 🎼🎶💃💃🎼🎶🎼 Money fall on you Banana fall on you Prada fall on you oh 'Cause, I'm in love with you oh, 💃💃🎼💃🎼🎼💃🎼🎼🎼🎶🎶🎶
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@kipmurkomen @kipmurkomen walisema ati kibra ni bedroom ya @RailaOdinga wakasahau handshake welcomed Uhuru kwa hio bedroom pia but @WilliamsRuto ako kitchen akiwapikia stew! Kweli....Kwa ground iko different
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@KamweruMbathi @ahmednasirlaw @Ohta_Ryota Damn he is tackling one of 4 @UKenyatta 's agenda ( #AffordableHousing ) all by himself
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@ItsMutai @WilliamsRuto But @AnneWaiguru & @mamangilu was seated behind him were they not dismissed as CSs because of stealing? Kweli nugu haioni kundule @DrAlfredMutua
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When Kenyans record terrorists or criminals in action police are quick to thank and ask for copies to solve the case..but when the same citizenry record @NPSOfficial_KE officers commiting a crime they are arressted #ushenzi #ReleaseNjeri @ODPP_KE @JBoinnet
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VIDEO: Matatu commuters confront police mishandling passenger. #ReleaseNjeri
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@Tabbykanyungu @Mnurferuz @ntomugania2 Wewe ni mũtumia Ngatha👏👏.....Mwabie ajaribu hio na slay-queen atashangaa ule mnyama ataingia home jioni na make_up, wigs, high heels na makucha...alafu akiuliza hio swali ajibiwe kwani huoni vile nakaa poa nilijbamba nazo 😭😥😮
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Genz made the MauMau errors!
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@alexmwanzo I say drive the car here someone has to some japanese there
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@ODPP_KE what happened cases involving former Imenti East MP Gideon Mwiti for assult and rape , MP Alfred Keter and former MP Sunjeeve Birdi on abusing police at a weighing bridge? Both since 2015? Crazy delays, cortuption or both? @matundura78 @dkmaraga @BenjiNdolo
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@Mista_Bett Araah 🙆‍♂️ im not that 👴
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@mutuma_mathiu Can we call this cop constable giggles ama pia hizi ni jabba riddims as @DCI_Kenya calls them 😂😂... @NPSOfficial_KE huyu apewe promotion he understands the pains Kenyans are going through.....
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@JunetMohamed @JunetMohamed Now you know only 2 people took real presidency oath in Kenya. Huyo mwingine wako bandia @RailaOdinga atafute general @MigunaMiguna amlinde hivi pia.
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@LizzInjinia @Karmiru 😂😂😂 @lindahoguttu #cbcparents lazima mkae poa home au muchene ifikie serikali 😆😆
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@kamuiri
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Rwanda private schools closing due to improved public schools @okothkenneth @SakajaJohnson @FredMatiangi @WSossion
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How dare you @kipmurkomen say the luopeans were drinking tea @panafrichotel instead is exquisite drink. Wacha aibu ndogo🤣 @okothkenneth
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@BomaYangu_Kenya @PSCharlesHinga my contribution was not deposited on my e-citizen page. @Safaricom_Care confirmed sending the money . I have @HudumaKenya #0206900020 but no one is picking. Can you please reply . Check Your dm for savings i sent details. @WilliamsRuto
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@MarthaKarua told us when you hear a dog bark look for its owner. Who owns Aladwa comments? #arrestaladwa
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@wakariowa Isn't "New Rain" owned by jaydens "mukurus"?...i saw a plaque at the enterance she launced it🤔🤔🤔
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@IsackMania Yap mbio sana tena!
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Araah! Atĩ kĩĩ 🙈🙈🙈🙈🤭🤭🤭 @Son_of_Laikipia
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@RobertAlai Remember sharing kids images on internet is a global crime. Pass it to @HakiKNCHR @UNCHRSS if you dont trust @DCI_Kenya
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@kate_Actress_ @RSteveke Remember to tell him the truth i.e. "Son if you need a wife get a wife, if you need ambitious woman get one but never confuse the two and you can never have both at the same time Son! #wathowahiti13
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@lightskinchrix @WanjikuReports Nope was using windows 95 & windows XP then . Had to do it in a classroom coz in the hse you would have dial-up internet if you were that lucky.
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@kenyangunner @WanjikuReports 🐵🌞☺️🎭🕺🕺
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Accused child trafficker, extrandicted to Kenya from, but now Gilbert Deya has a Church in Nairobi. @ODPP_KE sasa hii ni nini @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @RobertAlai
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@manjiperez Nĩkĩĩ manii
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@ItsMutai @ahmednasirlaw Boss si usikize content za News; looks, Smiles na makeup usio zivaa za kuashia ni?
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@imkiarie ,👋👋👋
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@ItsMutai 🙊🙊🤣🤣
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@LarryMadowo @jack @BBCWorld He was afraid the questions will be more than 280 characters long.😂🙈🙉
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@DCI_Kenya He supports BBI orders from above will release him @IG_NPS @ODPP_KE #BBINonsense
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@MeBeTed Hey get in touch with Nelson Mike Mithamo Muriuki on Fb he will help you I hope you get the help you need & she is OK 🙏🙏🙏
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@Nyandia_G 👌👌🔥 Nice touch... They are now building Amalia prestidge at kamiti rd
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@CareyF_ Ask @WanjikuReports to do their thing for you!🤞
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@BobGodec Can you please call for a dialogue btw @realDonaldTrump and Democtats in the USA the US Gov has been shutdown and @UKenyatta gov is still running. That is a crisis dont byou think? @HonAdenDuale @kipmurkomen @BenjiNdolo @RobertAlai #TrumpShutdown
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@NelsonHavi But we just @TheODMparty @edwinsifuna @RailaOdinga to do the right thing and disassociate their party from him. Take ODM membership from him . That is all!
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@kamuiri
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Can Easteleigh Mayor @Asmali77 hold fort as County governor temporarily untill we get things in order! Nairobi is screwed!
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@Asmali77 AfroSayari
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@Son_of_Laikipia Thank God the husband is not complaining bcoz the the young girls wanacheza kama wao.... Mueni should know this...🤐🤔🤣🤣
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@john_mwamboje @wakariowa @TuffBlack Invite mueni ujue mwenyewe..🤣🤣
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Ongoro CDF case will be washed away. She has now visited the House on the Hill and met the "Lord of Corrupt Cleanser" @RailaOdinga #siomwizitena . @ntvkenya @kipmurkomen @BenjiNdolo @EtalePhilip @OleItumbi pls @ODPP_KE @DCI_Kenya just drop the case now!
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Kenyans in solidarity with Ukraine 🇰🇪❣️🇺🇦 🙏🙏 #KICC #Ukraine #UkraineStrong #UkraineUnderAttack
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😰😨😰😨🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊
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@jimmywamai If she fires him add that to your case for witness intimidation and retaliation
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@ahmednasirlaw @JunetMohamed Looks like ODM did not sign on to this Press Release. Only @ANC , @FordKenyaSimba @WiperPartyKe signed...🤔🤔🤔🤔 What is going on here @JunetMohamed @BenjiNdolo
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So they want us to believe a senior police officer was in a club until 4 am, was assulted by fellow officers , arrested put in a cell and assaulted again & did not identify himself to his colleagues. @DCI_Kenya wacheni uongo this guy was a NIS officer #djjoemfalme @DjJoeMfalme
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@noonie_ke Toka KOT wacha uongo Kenyata Trust was founded na baba yake....that is why she cant brag on media & most likely was being funded by public funds. Have you ever seen this trust taxes or fund source?
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@turiho_yvonne So you mean that...........let me not even ask anything
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@HonMoses_Kuria "But I will restore you to health and heal your wounds,' declares the Lord."-Jeremiah 30:17 Happy to see you back on your feet as fit as a fiddle! 🙏🙏🙏 Kũhoya🙏🙏
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@BenjiNdolo Nope even mafisi has a retirement age limit policy.😎This case can better be addressed by Mafisi Retirement Fund Dept.😅
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Ati waiguru will not sue @RabbitTheKing ? Ok then.....👇🏼 #themountainisunited
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@ndalana_mutheu @DCI_Kenya Get a lawyer to accompany you this cops are dangerous @NelsonHavi @ahmednasirlaw
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This were the failed agents!
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Former Gov Ragwa confirmed that the generator is indeed County Government property. “The generator is indeed county property. I had simply borrowed it from the County and installed it temporarily because I was to return it after the elections,” said ragwa
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@bonifacemwangi Boni si utumie pesa ya NGO kutengeneza hio kiwanja..alafu uingilie wale wengine.
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@SakajaJohnson @NMS_Kenya @SakajaJohnson You better retain @fnoluga as the CEC health he is an asset..
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#254 Gen-Zs Do not allow the Black Mamba to convince you that the King Cobra is the only venomous snake. Both are venomous & dangerous snakes. Azimio Mps supported Uhuru to milk the country dry now they are the Gen-Zs darling. Avoid them all. @NAssemblyKE is all rotten
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@Propesaa The Presidential Press Unit & his chief of staff should be fired pronto. They should always have the sound system on standby all the time. This is super embarrassing for his security & press team @HusseinMohamedg @OleItumbi @WilliamsRuto @BenjiNdolo @rigathi fix it!🥲🥲🥲
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Magufuli awachilie mvua yetu we are dying here..museveni has our migingo and now magufuli amechukua muvua yetu.....ghaiiiii😎😎
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@matundura78 @InterConHotels Pambana na hali yako boss. Majority of kenyans are at Kibandasiki having breakfast and holding meetings. No parking fee there.
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KamauD🇰🇪
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@beth_kasinga Pole 🙏 uko poa. Advice Safe Tips: Normalize making a loud call telling someone umefika waharakishe unawangoja. That throws off this criminals 2nd Always send a Google pin when you arrive or just share location with someone. 3rd If possible usiende peke yako.
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KamauD🇰🇪
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Here is one victim @MitchelleBrenda of #Quackclinic Mugo clinic in 2014 asking for justice.... @dkmaraga and @ODPP_KE since when @DCI_Kenya @DonaldBKipkorir @BenjiNdolo
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You understanding my statement is also a choice, no one said he will do anything but it is going to be slippery for Kenya. advice is buckle up &save this tweet for future reference! . Counter mobilization is now in effect it will be better that the Gen-z can handle. Trust&believe
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@Ma3Route @mwana_munene @NPSOfficial_KE @IG_NPS @IPOA_KE @DCI_Kenya is this true that police dont deal with GK drivers..... I suggest you report the police station to IPOA @ODPP_KE help here @matundura78
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@LemayianLeiyan @Coopbankenya in whose hands are our wives safe at work.... carol ako too busy with her bosses na husband works for Mossad..he has receipts, cctv, maps , videos, mpesa records hata other wives numbers wee huyu 😲😲😲🤓🤓 @RealOneMicKE
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@Gicherengo @wakariowa Ongeza kikombe ya chai and its an Orgy!
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@Eddiest_Ke Nefa efa efa!
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@TheKenyanPost @wakariowa Wacha atingize miti Oregon
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@EtalePhilip who is this agreeing @cordkenya has no agenda on a nationalTV @OleItumbi @SakajaJohnson @RobertAlai
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@kenyanpundit The late Mary Njengo Mokaya of Moi Girls School fire Tragedy. #kenyaheroine2017 #KOTCommends #JamhuriDay
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@Wuodabiero @JBoinnet @DCI_Kenya He impersonated the CJ of Kenya in broad day light does that bother you or it is a non-issue.. bcoz he was swearing in "baba"
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