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Philip

2 years

Smash, Smash, Smash: The True Story of Kai the Hitchhiker is finally available on Kindle. Print version coming in a few days. Meanwhile, you can read preface, intro and part of author's note at Amazon and 3 whole chapters at

Smash, Smash, Smash: The True Story of Kai the Hitchhiker

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Featured in the corner my Pride Golem.

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TFW your dad does forensic audits for intel's black budget so you and all your friends get to be on Comedy Central whether you're funny or not.

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That time Carmella Soprano considers hiring infamous 911 connected private intelligence firm to investigate Adriana’s disappearance

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@celestialpom @Ikiry0 @DiscussingFilm you need more? you've already got most of my ancestral land my relatives lived in for thousands of years and kill my unarmed cousins in the street but you need more? I suppose...

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@eowynstansbooks AI images are built in part on that Google Deep Dream iterative tech I think because like real dreams and nightmares everything looks real until you look a second time then it's completely changed and there's more each time you look deeper and deeper.

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fed gets away with dozens of rapes, all recorded over 14 years. gets away until a nude, "hysterical," woman is seen on a balcony of *US embassy leased apartment* IN MEXICO he's finally caught of course but victims in US and 4 other countries as well.

Ex-CIA agent drugged, raped dozens of women, feds say. Now FBI wants the public’s help

Brian Jeffrey Raymond is accused of photographing and filming unconscious women without their consent for over a decade. Anyone with information about him can contact the FBI at [email protected]...

www.miamiherald.com

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1 year

Pic of Daniel Johnston working at McDonald's. I met him at a show once, got to interview him asked if he had a choice to be "normal" and not have the schizoaffective if he would. He cocked his head, paused, "No, I don't think so. I get more colors than other people."

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@CodeMonkeyZ Sorry to hear this. Godspeed in future endeavors and thanks for your ceaseless work. Was an honor to take part.

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1 year

No one told Brace this and the Syrians suffered for it...

Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas

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1 year

sometimes it’s good to just keep doing heroin instead of stopping and seeing what new things you get into

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11 months

CIA has gotten so woke they can't even port into alternate dimensions anymore. It's sad to see.

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2 years

15 page pamphlet from Process Church docs declassified by FBI in 2003.

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2 years

"Dear Stan Lee and Friends"

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3 years

One "service" this group provides is the MAP club, a chat group. They also link to a handful of others, one however is a forum that's invite only which they warn "may not be anti-contact" anti-contact means "non-offending" so not being anti-contact is pro violation of kids.

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3 years

Holy shit

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I won't give Conan and Seth MacFarlane too much credit, but I also won't discount how great it is that even before #MeToo some guys who heard stories were like "Maybe I should at least try and scare the sick $hi7 a bit."

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1 year

In 2007 the show 30 Rock had Alec Baldwin's character express his belief that the GOP candidate would "Make America Great Again" and then gets a black megaceleb (Kanye) to endorse him. That and the whole"build a 200 ft high wall to keep Mexico out" seems familiar somehow...

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2 years

Is the detective from Prisoners wearing a Freemason ring?

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2 years

Ummm, pretty much the only guy who saw the housing bust coming just sold off everything and put it all in private prisons. Doesn't seem like the kind of guy who "bets" on the mkt. Wonder what markers he's reacting to..

'Big Short' fund manager Burry dumps portfolio, buys prison stock

Scion Asset Management fund manager Michael Burry, who rose to fame with timely bets against housing ahead of the 2008 financial crisis, in the last quarter dumped a dozen bullish positions and...

www.reuters.com

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5 years

@MatthewHealy951 @journalistew 23&me says I'm over 1/3 Irish and over 1/3 Gulf Arabian. That makes me basically black.

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4 months

@Troll_Toll3051 Just got back from Gomorrah. She only half looked back so her face only partially vaporized.

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2 months

Love to see a MSTie doing well.

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2 months

My first audio book! Read by me! Available at .

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2 years

@OurHiddenHistry @MarxistRealism Epstein's suicide levels of consecutive "failures" allowing this to happen day after Hogg starts talking about how "guise I'm not a spy, my dad is" may be irrelevant but still eerie.

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2 years

A Noble Lie: Oklahoma City 1995 is available for streaming on Tubi and Freevee, fyi.

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6 months

You ever think about how the same dudes who founded all the Ivy League institutions expanded their fortunes with the Opium Wars before those same families founded the secret societies that are the backbone of the core of CIA drug dealers.

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You ever just think about how in 1991 each serious contender for the Presidency was a product of the cancelling of Reconstruction and either directly involved in or only a few steps away from Iran-Contra and BCCI?

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3 years

Philip K. Dick recurring themes along with precogs used for mktg purposes was the use of "news clowns" to inform the populace (literal comedians in charge of euphemizing world events in a FUN way!)

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The post of contrapoints with a nazi hat and tiki torch and caption "Contrapoints when she hears Palestinian protesters nearby" or something has been deleted but I'd like the record to show that I did "like" the tweet.

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5 months

Breathtaking is one word.

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2 years

@dimitripilled According to research (funded by the Walnut oil and canola oil councils) coconut oil will give you artherosclerosis. Most articles failed to mention the obvious conflict of interest.

Why You Need to Ignore the Latest Flawed Study Demonizing Coconut Oil

Food for thought: the Canola Oil Council and the California Walnut Commission helped fund the research.

observer.com

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@Lukewearechange He calls him thought police and the cop says "no we just want you to think about what you're posting." Ah ok gotya so you're the THINK police.

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2 years

The best time to care about inaccuracies in your "anti-disinfo podcast" is BEFORE disseminating disinfo in your anti-disinfo podcast.

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3 years

@MidwesternMama2 @ABC meanwhile 80%+ vaccinated and they're rolling out boosters in Israel and hospitals full of vaccinated covid patients.

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1 year

@pastichepsyop They strike me as the type to make Ellen and Oprah seem like down-to-earth nice bosses to work for.

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2 years

Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of Trevor Moore's death. The greatest conspiranoid comedian of my era. Jams so much JFK to Bush history in this one silly song about kittens even.

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7 years

@shoe0nhead A shame the clickbait controversy will overshadow the (attempted) positive message.

Toddler Lynching Rapper May Have a Message Worth Listening To

The Goldwater US - Toddler Lynching Rapper May Have a Message Worth Listening To

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@celestialpom @DiscussingFilm who was the Arab hero from Marvel movies? Or DC? Must have missed that despite being Arab myself.

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1 year

Guy I know sighted this in town... Let me tell you, I am NOT a fan of this branding.

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@FistedBy

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1 year

Good news: I have 150 cousins I just found out about. and 3 siblings. Bad news: my bio dad died of cancer in 2021. Pic related it's my newly found little brother who said "As the Americans say get your ass down here" re: a trip to Jordan.

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4 months

Before TrueAnon even existed the first episode of Documentary Now has Jack Black as editor of Vice knockoff Dronez and Fred Armisen as "Bryce Bowen" playing Mario Kart with (as we now know DOD funded/supported) Syrian rebel forces.

Dronez. w/ Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Jack Black

#billhader #fredarmisen #documentarynow #mockumentary #hilarious #comedy #jackblack From Documentary Now on IFC

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It's crazy cause Brace would've done it for free

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2 years

Peter Lamborn Wilson aka Hakim Bey, noted NAMBLA member and bohemian author has died of a heart attack. Some reason many obits are leaving out the whole "pro-pedophile" part which I think is somewhat relevant regardless of whether it may be "speaking ill of the dead."

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@nachosinahelmet @JimmyJazz1968 If NAMBLA pretended to be a CSA prevention group and had ties to the UN, yeah basically.

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2 years

@books_rum We haven't had a democrat president as funny as GWB or Trump since LBJ.

LBJ Orders Pants

A special presentation from Put This On. In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was rec...

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2 years

Seasonal Affective Depression just not doing it for you this holiday season? Try reading A Mind for Murder and Aberration in the Heartland of the Real simultaneously.

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5 months

Bedecked bedouin style. And you dont have to say cuz I've been called beautiful more in the past few hours than I'm used to already. And tomorrow... Petra.

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@The_Wub_ FYI, I found where you can watch the (far as I've seen superior in every aspect but CGI) Tencent adaptation for free:

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@stillreezy Speaking of predators, Kai clued me into a 30+ yr media blackout re coddling predator politicians and lawyers.

Kai The Hitchhiker Uncovers Potential Pedophile Ring & Cover Up In New Jersey

Caleb McGillivary, better known to the world as Kai the Hitchhiker has clued me in to decades of judiciary corruption and media cover up related to several cases involving prosecutors, judges, stat…

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3 years

@LailaMickelwait Surprised... Instagram and other Zuckerberg platforms (fb and WhatsApp) responsible for around 2/3 to 3/4 of child grooming and exploitation incidents online. Not arguing but the pot v kettle bit is ironic but we can take on that issue once #traffickinghub is no more.

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I was torn between The Crow, American Psycho or King of the Hill being the worst reboots of 2024, but I'm leaning towards ISIS for the moment.

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@MarxistRealism Dude I thought you were kidding but...

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Just a coupla average, innocent guys having regular hangout sessions to keep their bond tight.

Woody Allen frequently socialized with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein:...

The "Manhattan" director for years arranged monthly get-togethers with Epstein, according to the latest revelations by The Wall Street Journal.

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5 months

Larry David was right. Palestinian chicken (musakhan) IS amazing.

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3 years

An esteemed psychologist is a member of their advisory board, he wants to "add P to LGBTQ" no, seriously, they exist and they had opinion requested from UN on child safety "it's not child sexual exploitation material... it's ART!"

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3 years

@guy_freire @WSJ Omg same! So nice to be free... of niceties and possessions.

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2 years

...it's beautiful! The paperback and hardback covers are returned. Got to work out final details on the index and at least a half day of QA before we hand it off, but it's really coming together.

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@JolyonMcVeigh Dude was like "finally, the moment I've been waiting for!"

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Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac

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3 years

I would like to do a roundtable discussion with international students locked out of China about their experiences for an article. Followup to this interview series. #takeUsBackToChina #TakeBackPakStudentsToChina

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@RobertSkvarla Salman Rushdie and Stanley Kubrick switched places or were the same guy all along.

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@ComradeNev "Coming home to visit family" is just legend building. He's about to do some black budget domestic ops round the corner. Wife is aware, an asset herself. Youngster will be brought in when times right (intergenerational spy family). Golem just along for the ride.

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Oddjobs

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@sabadodomingo69 On overdose of minoxidil.

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3 years

Huge thanks to the four international students who shared their stories with me for the #takeUsBackToChina episode of through the plastic screen #podcast . Just went live!

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chilling, shocking, not surprising. i researched pizzagate when it was called conspiracy of silence.

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Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones are now tweeting "as" @kanyewest . Dude is being literally puppetmastered live on the air and thinks he got AWAY from "the handlers?" Kind of sad, tbh.

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few ppl know about the secret "CIA diet" can melt off pounds in a matter of weeks or months.

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2 months

I had NOT seen this particular Friday the 13th poster before...

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In 1989, “Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan” was released in theaters #OTD . What are your thoughts on this 8th entry that took everyone’s favorite killer goalie to 1980’s New York City? #HorrorCommunity

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mom took a pic of me on the porch.

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@hotgirlhala @robbbbbbbd I guess I better delete all the CIA FOIA docs in my drive. As far as terrorism goes those guys are the real experts.

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1 year

Paperback proofs. This means that major retailers should be selling them soon! They look and feel great, excellent print job from Ingram Sparks.

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5 months

Just saw another picture of my father for the first time.

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@allonevoice Definitely prolific at least.

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2 years

Looks like I never uploaded the video I'm certain I recorded about West connection to Satanic Panic (Pushing "youth satanism gang violence" dangers) before he ended up opposite Steinem/Robertson as part of the False Memory Syndrome Foundation.

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Ted Gunderson, one of the FBI's attack dogs focused on dismantling the Black Panther Party, devoted his retirement to promoting Satanic Ritual Abuse

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he's "EX-CIA" turned diplomat. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have help. The 7th floor group cover-up of ambassadorial child sex crimes, DEA underage rape in Colombia, DOD networks being #9 out of over #300 top accounts sharing child sexual exploitation material. Hmmm...

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2 years

big archival news dropping. Pynchon sells correspondence and other documents to Huntington Library.

News Release - The Huntington Acquires Thomas Pynchon Archive | The Huntington

The Huntington has acquired the archive of American author Thomas Pynchon, considered by many to be among the greatest novelists of our time.

huntington.org

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3 years

That energy yall got for Ukraine, save some for Palestine, Yemen and other places in Eurasia, Africa etc that OUR allies (or us) are doing the same thing. Consistency isn't always easy but it's worth it, I swear.

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3 years

I know somebody is going to cry about why I’m even making the comparison but Idc, it is infuriating to be hit in the face without how little Palestinian life is valued, Israel wiped out entire families in Gaza multiple times and nothing even close to this reaction

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@TruthBring46638 The Pride Golem

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I own a car. I'm a car owner.

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Let's see if I can get financing on a $6k car with a cosigner...

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@bobby_buildings

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So wait, before he "ended the satanic panic" Dr. West was setting up the conditions for it to take hold? Yup, funny isn't that? Getting close to Halloween, might do another vid or two re: cults and aliens, possession, etc. next few weeks based on some of the archive material.

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2 years

yeah, it's just a slick (and important) easily scalable design.

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2 years

This kid is like 15 years younger than me but keeps me on my toes. One of my fave SEA parapolitical posters. And from the US occupation of the 1900s to the lead up to Phoenix and beyond Philippines has been a launchpad and laboratory for US military and intelligence operations.

the parallax viewer 🇵🇸

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CIA ops to get to know me (or make u google) - mockingbird - bloodstone - canon organ/z-unit - earnest voice - chieu hoi - avarice - gideon - zrrifle - pbsuccess - srpointer/htlingual

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2 years

It's a longish story that maybe I'll share in full one day, for now suffice it to say we have a new cover.

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5 months

Found the conspiracy theory section.

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@RolandHoward11 @CodeMonkeyZ All I remember about salt was that it has something to do with hash algorithms in cryptology and I only remember that because the term makes me think of salted hashbrowns at Waffle House lol.

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Hope Sandoval (Mazzy Star) turned 57 this weekend. Fade into Me is one if the best rock songs to come out of my youth.

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@klimpt3r We finally granted citizenship to all our client states.

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@Timodc I'm 36 and remember reading Mad magazine as a kid. Hell, there was a Mad Magazine candy that came with a mini-zine in the early 90's. Key & Peele appeared on MadTV before Comedy Central... "generational thing" is a cop out, Pete just ain't hip.

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The official story is "MKULTRA was a failure." Kind of an odd argument when right down to Dr. Louis Jolyon West's involvement in SERE which was reverse engineered for "enhanced interrogation" (torture) you can draw a clear line from MK - Project X - Phoenix - Condor - FMSF - EIT

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@mattakersmusic

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Doing more research on the Phoenix Program/‘nam and found out Alfred McCoy wrote a book on torture. I’ve been wanting to read about its development from Nazis/Mind Control/Cold War/post-9/11 and how it all connects. Looks like a good book.

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@CobraFontaine @marina0swald by "unsafe content" do they mean the AI accidentally uncovered some wild truth and then just blocked it out lol?

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2 years

hey that's me in the "too cool for school" tier!

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@sortitioncrank

2 years

@drposhlost @subliminaljihad IPC rise up

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@pyrestriker @Liz_Shepherd @BretWeinstein Same here! No reason given for account termination and not able to download info. Lost a decade worth of photos :(

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researcher: "Hey listen, if I go any further these experiments will kill some human subjects..." CIA: "ok, cool, so you need like a spot to do it? some cash maybe for the trouble?" researcher: "Pssh, hook me up with the torture site and I'll do the killing gratis."

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Credit to @jkultra23 for pointing out how this will skew any search results for the New Peoples Army (NPA) in Philippines.

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

6 months

The U.S. map in Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’ Read our review:

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@rsternbuch @scrowder This has happened multiple times. Is this antisemitic?

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@LittleBurner1 @MichaelLynk5 @Concreteisland2 "Started it." You sure are historically informed aren't you.

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6 months

"I just started knowing about stuff so you must have too" which logical fallacy is that? It's my day off I refuse to do physical or mental labor.

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9 months

3 of the top 10 local news stories in my county were written by me (as per the Sunday paper today). Not bad considering I was there just about 5 months.

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@ImranKhanPTI Mr. Khan, sir, I'm a reporter with who has been covering the #TakeBackPakStudentsToChina story for a few months. Would love to get a statement or ask a couple questions if you can find the time. Thanks so much in advance.

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