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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Night life
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@macdaddydani
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@macdaddydani
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2 months
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2 years
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
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@macdaddydani
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@macdaddydani
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Face card
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
If my school emails me about my unpaid tuition 1 more time I’m gonna jump off a bridge and blame them in my suicide note
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
Why is me and your mama unavailable on Spotify….
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
Just realized I have an 8-10 page paper due in 9 hours
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@macdaddydani
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🃏
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@macdaddydani
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5 months
I CAUGHT MY FIRST PICK TONIGHT:) @quartersofc
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
I’m just like Batman except I stock shelves at Stater Bros
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
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@macdaddydani
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9 months
I was craving wingstop today.. so I ordered some❤️💭✨follow your fucken dreams!!!
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
The rain is making me horny Fr
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Tequila makes me so horny
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
I haven’t washed my car in months because I had a feeling a hurricane was coming actually
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I’m so glad I have Snapchat otherwise I’d never know what a firework looks like
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Gonna offer the guy interviewing me tomorrow a cigarette to establish dominance
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
So horny rn
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Can you guys stop asking Santa for a big booty Latina. These elves won’t stop banging on my door
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
Tequila goes straight to my pussy Fr
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Guys I’m on academic probation can we get 50 thousand likes
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@macdaddydani
macdaddydani
2 years
Y’all need to go find a hobby and stop tweeting the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
@777jorgeivan
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2 years
She’s “cum in me” toxic I’m “I already did” toxic
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@macdaddydani
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10 months
Let’s take a moment and pray for all of us working retail today🥲
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@macdaddydani
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3 months
I was not meant to live an ordinary life
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Horny hours who up?
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
I ONLY SPEAK FACTS
@macdaddydani
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2 years
I hate lizzo
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@macdaddydani
macdaddydani
11 months
I really love McDonald’s
@LokyMann
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11 months
Explain your username
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I’m the hottest bitch in the room
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
My horny ass cannot be at Korean bbq right now
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Ugly bitches be cool asf like you know what ugly bitch you cool asf
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
Bad bitches still play subway surfers
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@macdaddydani
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1 month
Had 2 buzzballs and a honey packet for dinner #idgaf
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I wish I was at Texas roadhouse rn
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@macdaddydani
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9 months
New year same me because I’m perfect❤️
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
Stop asking me what I’m looking for!!! I want a freak!!!!
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
E-sex goes crazy
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Thankful for me❤️
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@macdaddydani
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9 months
Why did I have a dream that I met Future😐
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Buying something off TikTok shop feels like I’m shopping on the dark web
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
Just turned 23! Who want me???
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Radiohead be like… I’m a creeeeeeeep I’m a weirdooooooo
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@macdaddydani
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8 months
No one at work knows I’m listening to the Star Wars Attack of the Clones soundtrack rn
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@macdaddydani
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10 months
Thankful for me♥️
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I’m gonna drop out of college and do DoorDash
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2 years
I’ve regained my powers #scorpioszn
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@macdaddydani
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7 months
Only ugly people hate me <3
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
Craving a Disneyland churro rn
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Just failed no nut November😐
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Already bought tickets for me& my bestie🤪
@DiscussingFilm
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1 year
‘CORALINE’ will return to theaters on August 14 with “never-before-seen scenes directly from the LAIKA Archives.” (Source: @Fandango )
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
IF YOU HAVE KIDS PLZ DONT DM ME. MY LIFE IS BAD ENOUGH🙌🏽
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
I’m so horny
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@macdaddydani
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3 months
I smoked a Supreme cart when I was 17 I’m definitely immortal
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
One thing about me is if a customer gives me attitude, I’m giving it right back idgaf😆
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@macdaddydani
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8 months
You know my mental health is bad when I get bangs and a nose piercing in the span of an hour
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
I HATE WHEN GUYS SAY “it’s cause I’m ugly huh?” …Hey you said it not me
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10 months
Guys I’m drunk ngl
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
The easter egg song from bo1 ascension goes hard
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@macdaddydani
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9 months
I got 1 lousy point
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Should I take shot #10
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Y’all are gonna see the dark side of alcoholism tonight
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Baskin Robbins has tinder meet ups on Monday nights
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
What do my co workers have against wearing deodorant???
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
@MakingKool Wow I just had a seizure reading this
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I’m gonna beat up our waitress at Chili’s SHE IS SO RUDE #ihatecurlygingers #ijustwantmyfriedmozzy
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
I love saying “ok Hollywood” when I’m left on delivered
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@macdaddydani
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8 months
Trying to act mysterious at the rock show so a band member can fall in love with me
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
I google on his bing till he yahoos
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Me on twitter rn
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
Waiting for my Benadryl to kick in <3
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Watching regular show and eating cold pizza. Maybe life isn’t so bad
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1 year
Does Disneyland sell cigarettes?
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
Jealously is a disease bitch♥️ get well soon😘
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@macdaddydani
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11 months
IM A FUCKING STAR! THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA KNOW MY NAME
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1 year
HAVING A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION WHILE IM DRUNK
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@macdaddydani
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10 months
Do you guys think I’m funny
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
People with couches in their garage definitely know how to bbq
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
At top golf asking them to hold the golf
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@macdaddydani
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9 months
Bender day 3🥲
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
It’s so funny to me how people will talk shit on me when they literally aren’t even a thought in my head😭
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
I’ve lost so many friendships due to alcoholism
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@macdaddydani
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3 years
I could really go for a lunchables pizza rn
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@macdaddydani
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7 months
EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME TONIGHT OMG IM TOO POPULAR
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@macdaddydani
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10 months
THAT PIERCE THE VEIL PIT WAS FUCKING DEADLY
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@macdaddydani
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1 year
“Do you get hacked on twitter” no baby I’m just like this FR
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@macdaddydani
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2 years
Thinking about chilling later
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