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@kaMalambule

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Melomaniac | Satan never existed | Make racists uncomfortable | I will annoy you if you’re a prick |

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@kaMalambule
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The truth in this is uncomfortable.
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@pmcafrica AI will rewrite history
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@andile309 @SunflowerBoitu I’m sorry they hurt you. You are obviously not as lucky as your name says.
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Men want what they want- Qha!!!
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@2022AFRICA Amatsubists
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Pretoria folks must be banned from travelling to the US for this 😂😂😂
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@Shalatheunicorn Feminism has really bad PR
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@Ora_is_the_name You clearly have not learnt anything if you are complaining about such. Stop making friends who just want to buy booze and chase girls for entertainment and spreading self pity.
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@Black_Bunnyyyy @TellUnknown I guess you don’t take yourself seriously. You could be Jackie for all we know. Social media bullies need to be taught a harsh lesson. I commend the Khumalo’s for doing the necessary.
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@Newzroom405 ANC government is becoming a live comedy session.
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@juliethardt He probably proposed because she got someone else. Now he thinks the ring will solve everything. 😢
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@ZANewsFlash Once had a run in with Umdidiyeli wezinkabi at a tavern. Typical dress code like that one circled in red. It was a UEFA Champions league final with Real Madrid vs Liverpool. Guys came and sat right infront us and everyone was uncomfortable to tell them to move because they
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@MDNnewss High school rugby is dangerous. Anyone who played the game in high school knows about hectic the injuries get. Condolences to the family. May the Champ rest in peace.
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@Zah_Zungu That’s offensive and you must correct it. They probably know exactly what they are doing also.
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@_mandyhusk We can only laugh because if we get angry they will say we are xenophobic.
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@ChrisExcel102 MacG probably umjuthile wathi “Asambe ntwana, they won’t do anything to you. You’re on sick leave moes.“
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@PhilMphela @IsolezweNews I thought we were all aware that the story is dramatised for viewership. Not everything will stick to the facts. I do hope they did brief them. We are enjoying this version.
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@Amanda_Umxhosa Niqhaphele. Abanye bangena ngayo lendlela kumjolo wenu.
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@sanelenkosix I wish the Nigerian gents can help us by taking all these type of women. Im not happy that he is leaving her.
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@KingBishop1st 😂😂 it’s too late. You should have ensured the child has the ‘appropriate’ hairstyle in the first place. . Parents must stop trying to test the system with ridiculousness. 😂😂
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@KaroroMitchelle Just before such processes couples will fight. Never forget what got you together in the first place. Sometimes a sincere apology can mend almost anything.
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@Nonny_Mpata Are you divorced?
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@ngcebomcobothi1 We need more mothers like this. Having sex and falling pregnant as a teenager should have been the trauma she is talking about. Not how she wanted others to take responsibility for actions.
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@Rele_Glo Anyways, somebody cheated on Halle Berry. Halle Berry for fcuk’s sake. So yes, men would still cheat.
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@YouDunnoVusi Spur?!!! As in like Spurs yaHappy birthday?
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@Shonny_SA @budgetins Please register on AA @AASouthAfrica They are the best with such incidents and are very affordable. You can even get armed guards at an extra small cost for when you are stuck in risky areas.
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@leliibaby We have properties in the makhayas my dear. Siyakha ama house on top of another house there.
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@ThubelaKamo Did you want him to lie and say you are his “first real relationship in a long time”. 😂😂😂
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@SneKhumaloSA What, the police should have sent them a letter first to request their permission to conduct a raid?
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@MbekezeliMB It’s the most listened radio station on Sundays for that long.
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@thabiso_sepeng The young ones need to feel appreciated all the time. If the workplace seems hostile, they become detached. You need to apologise to her and stress the fact that it was not meant to be personal.
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@Nomaswazi_11 He feared commitment for the longest time.
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@GuvnaB Paqueta was right though. Ref erred
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Still remember Dj’s closing their sets with this tune years ago. La Mezcla Song by Michel Cleis (Charles Webster ClubMix)
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@therebelllingQ Children are a reflection of their socialisation. Big up the teacher for taking the initiative to educate them about such.
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@Nomagugu_xo Be honest about the type of man you are. Don’t shy away from telling your woman your dealbreakers. She needs to know upfront what you are not willing to tolerate. Ungafeli ngaphakathi.
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@MissNthabeleng People don’t understand the concept of privilege in this country. They think instagram is a real place
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@BedwetterCult @SizweDhlomo wozani nizobona umuntu ebheda bo
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@PORSCHE_BTM_RSA @ZweliRadebe @GaytonMcK @Action4SA @destinyzee You people are too soft on these guys. Why record when you could be removing their stuff from the unit?
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@SanphuSA @Hlulani_17 “Just because udonsa kanzima, it doesn't mean kuzolunga. Kusengaba worse uze ufe fi.”
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@Gboye_Rave You want to govern people’s marriages? Who made you a god?
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@__T_touch Some of them batsandza bafana in secret.
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@PSAFLIVE Sad. A young little racist. When he grows up he will be a DA minister.
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@Yolokazi_chagi They make having a good kid seem like a special and rare thing.
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@honey_c17 Sorry to hear that. Where are you so we can join you? We can’t let free food and drinks go to waste…
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@Ka_Lindamkhonto I didn’t get it also initially. However looking at tonight’s match, his presence made a psychological difference allowing Mokgopa to poach the first goal. Moroccan defence was setup to keep Tau and Mshishi out of the match. They did well on that. Mokgopa punished them by beating
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@Ketso28 You don’t know class Sisi. Man is ready to be your champion.
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@chantylekay Just refund her. Save your friendship
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@Solphendukaa Choose your area carefully. Look at the crime stats for that area. Check the CPF or security companies working there on how active they are. Then get dog(s), infrared beams, electric fence, cameras, clear fence for neighbours or people passing to see if there’s anything or anyone
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@Legend_Sqwai Such an adorable little chap was shaken. Character development class is in session for him. 🙈🙈🙈
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@TuladiesAfrika You are so disrespectful.
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@Prudy_SA @ThubelaKamo They seem desperate to tell you their body count also.
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@rabbamahn @andile309 @SunflowerBoitu Because I don’t go around thinking the worst of women.
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@_Mdooh We’ve been used as young men by women. At some point you learn and stop with doing ‘favours’.
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@misu_zulu After all this trouble, just forgive her and yourself. Get yourself another woman. This one will make you wear a jacket that has another man’s name on the label and fabric.
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@lindz_malindz She’s not lazy. Awukam’loboli. Also speak to her about your expectations so she can tell you her side of things. She’s not telepathic. Please don’t marry her because she’s a Doctor. Marry her because you adore who she is.
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@AfricanHub_ He loved Uganda with his life?
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@nmadzenga @Leephoi Can you please help locate this brother... i want to assist him by paying for a psychologist...
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@AfricanHub_ They are unfair. Nigerians are African giants with highly skilled people who just want to offer their astute chemical engineering prowess to Thailand. They can’t single out our brothers like that. It’s stinks of xenophobia.
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Just arrived at the #MenConference2019 and this is what I encountered. He was not even on the programme
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@Khanya22177849 @Lesufi @Anele @SizweDhlomo @mmodiba10 @SAPoliceService There are other ways of teaching people lessons without putting yourself and children at risk. With that said, I hope you get the justice you are demanding.
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@Cwenga_Sir She should have just called police and not waste her energy like that.
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@_DimphoM How was your proposal?
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@ZANewsFlash Imagine him and his team did that for more publicity.
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@raniawrites @Kofi_SiribosBae Sad story. Where was the father of the child?
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@LMkonqo Wow. I had bad acne in high school. My uncle said I looked like I just got out of the ring with Mike Tyson. Then on my Matric Year they just disappeared to date. Note:I met my girlfriend before they got bad at 14. She witnessed the transition and still married me later.
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@koko_matshela @News24 @dailymaverick @Radio702 @BrianMbm1 There was even a book released to justify someone’s inability to do their job effectively.
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@Constitution_94 Apparently there’s no such thing as white tribalism
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@SimsMagubane @MDNnewss Make your money in peace and stop looking down on other women. You clearly have a myopic view of this lifestyle and should avoid making public statements about it. We are judging you now.
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@MtwanaXabiso @HermanMashaba This is a dangerous concept you are promoting. Pragmatism is key. Small to micro businesses can help sustain families and reduce unemployment.
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@LukanyoMngqolo Get him a job asap. Needs to be taught responsibility. Everything he does has consequences and he must sail through them.
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@NotSleeky Black people should never vote for the DA. Any party that glorifies apartheid must never receive a black vote.
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@S_Phola__ We always make fun of ‘jollofinas’ yet no woman deserves to be treated like this. I can’t believe gents are happy under this post that she’s suffering through all this abuse. I hope the chap is dealt with accordingly by the law eventually. These men know South African gents
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@istanaristotle Therapy is about self. Not about the professional. Whatever you dish out, they will respond to it. Experienced ones will be able to see through the bullshit and guide you tactfully.
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@Thathoo4 @mihlalii_n I’m sorry she hurt you.
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@Queen_huli Condolences. Kodwa is it necessary to show us a coffin now? Niyayifela i content bandla.
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@PhilMphela Agh. This is like a covid-19 lockdown type situation.
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@CapeTown_Bru I know my son’s would refuse without even talking to me about it.
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@_mashesha Protect children from abusive mothers. Lady needs help.
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@MDNnewss I mean who can judge you after you have accepted Jesus into your life. Only His Father will judge him.
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@FrankKhalidUK Are you sure this quote is legitimate? 😂😂😂
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@officiallShebe Like you say on your song “ ah mfana, kea tsena ngwana” ka time time ka nako. It’s your time boyzen.
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@BoyJacobs2 Stating obvious stuff is not really a serious political statement. Nothing creative. In fact he used the wrong platform to address such. No tact whatsoever. More like social media account seeking attention for likes
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@Zoe_SZi Why are people so desperate to have South Africans to co-exist with illegal immigrants?
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@MDNnewss @Samuel_Lediga They even transported people from their homes to voting stations in some kasis. Very noble gestures from them
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@MtwanaXabiso You need to invest money to get such privileges. Please share how much you have contributed to the development of Rugby? I want to see something.
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Well done Buccaneers. A great win after an eventful season with The Plumber.
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@Mlu__N7 She’s good. From this day onwards, we call her Malaika.
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@MapholiVele Ntwana, nje uyajola nabafazi for real?
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@pmcafrica At least he’s not showing off tavern slips.
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@Ltd_Pty_ Weird and unnecessary conversation
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@ApheleleJody This Athe saga is starting to expose everyone around them. Why can’t people just agree to keep their personal matters private. Look at this mess, now mother allegedly allowing a child to drink beer. What’s next? 🫣
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Sister Bethina version for the 80’s gang. It’s a sign to leave groove for the younger generation #Osama #Carl #DJSBU
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