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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

If it fits I sits

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 years

PHP5 to PHP8.2 💪 via @daalvand

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5 years

Lol perfect

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Seriously considering banning the use of js/ajax in a majority of our app. It is useless. It doesn't improve things for us materially and it is just another layer of complexity for nothing. Server side with just plain html and css with a tiny bit of js on top is all we need.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

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A well organized monolithic application is better for most startups and probably 99% of businesses. If I hear a dev say “but Netflix uses microservices” one more time 🤣 Netflix is Netflix, we aren’t Netflix.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

If you are using PHP and you aren't using Psalm or PHPStan, you are missing out big time!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Deprecate == and != in PHP! 😎 cc @Majkl578

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

9 months

@DariusAmore @Frediculous Got tickets to see her end of November in Nashville. Crossing my fingers she doesn’t cancel last minute 🤣

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

I don't use an ide or xdebug/step debugger most of the time. I've set it up several times over the years, but it remains on the bench a majority of the time. I use print_r, var_dump, exit, etc. on the day to day. Fight me.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

I just donated $10k. Lets keep the momentum going! We're at $41,359 for Ryan, Leanna and their son Beckett! The goal is $250k but I think we can do $350k!

Support Ryan's Brain Cancer Battle, organised by Ryan Weaver

Hi friends! I have some bad news. On March 11th I went to the emergency room after … Ryan Weaver needs your support for Support Ryan's Brain Cancer Battle

www.gofundme.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Customer: "I want a simple dashboard with more information all in one place". Team: "Let's build a new javascript framework and give them animations and transitions." Customer 16 months later: "can I like just get the data in a csv?" Team: "Your SPA app will be ready in 4 months"

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

7 years

Frontend vs Backend

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Thanks @SanderBlue

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

9 months

I submitted a PR to the @symfony Messenger component to call gc_collect_cycles() after each message is handled. This is the impact it had on memory usage in one of my worker servers. Looking for feedback

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 years

The new Apple electric car

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Spotted in the wild.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

Went in for a new job interview and it was going pretty well, I liked the job and opportunity so I told the interviewer that I have claimed the position and demanded they stop all other interviews. Can’t wait to start!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

16 days

Rules are rules

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

I like to define types for everything. Even the type of the key in an array. This is great when combined with @psalmphp . It will stop you from creating bugs accidentally!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

"I'll write that test later" is a gateway drug to never writing tests.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

@SMB_Attorney I thinkkkkk you mighttttt be in what ppl call a bubble

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Looking for a job, I have 15 years of P++ experience.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

12 years

Imagine what @nasa could do with our military budget. We'd be drinking margaritas on mars by now /cc @BarackObama

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Doctrine Migrations 2.0 is right around the corner. Updated the documentation today and working on DoctrineMigrationsBundle 2.0 for Symfony

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

I built a static site generator that I think is pretty neat. You use routes, controllers, Doctrine Skeleton Mapper and Twig. Feels very much like a normal Symfony application. I built it for the Doctrine website and now I'm working on making it standalone.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

@futureformerJD Whole property is 17 acres. I keep the 5 acres around the house mowed and that takes around 2 to 3 hours…3 to 4 if I weed eat. I don’t have to weed eat every time. I burn fence lines and edges so I don’t have to weed eat so much. The rest of the property I bushhog twice a year.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

After nearly 10 years, 4 pivots, 3 acquisitions and a sale to Alibaba Group, I have made the very difficult decision to move on from OpenSky (MoreCommerce) and seek new opportunities. I'm looking for remote software development positions. Hire me!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

I'm probably one of...maybe the only person in the world who has rocked a Composer PHP tshirt while on a tractor planting strawberries #lifegoals cc @philsturgeon I got my shirt!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

The new Doctrine website is live. Still a few things to fix but it is an improvement over the old site. Here is to another decade of Doctrine!

New Website - Doctrine: PHP Open Source Project

The Doctrine Project is an open-source PHP project that is home to home to several PHP libraries primarily focused on database storage and object mapping. The core projects are the Object Relational...

www.doctrine-project.org

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Watch out! Don't bump into production and take down the website.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

7 months

SQL keywords uppercase, everything else lowercase.

Nicholas Rempel

@nbrempel

7 months

Are you an upper or lowercase sql person? select * from posts; ~ SELECT * FROM posts;

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Working on a new version of the Doctrine website.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

Your software isn't enterprise unless it redirects exactly 10 times after logging in.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

Do 1 on 1s and don’t skip them, learn who your people are, give structured reviews every 6 to 12 months, remove bad apples sooner than later, lead by example when possible, set an achievable pace, invest in education, show your team trust and give autonomy.

angela

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4 years

I’m in my first manager role, soon to have people reporting to me ✨ Tech managers, what is something you wish you’d done differently in your early manager roles?

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

👏

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@jwage

3 months

We basically made it! ❤️👏🎊🎉🥳

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

It is done. We changed the license of the doctrine/migrations project and got approval from 100+ contributors in 11 days.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

This project I'm working on relies on Eloquent magic properties and they have basically no tests....so as a result the app is passing around undefined and untyped variables everywhere and the app is riddled with bugs as a result. Adding psalm and types found hundreds of bugs.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Took some inspiration from the Symfony docs styles and implemented on @doctrineorm docs. Added line numbers, copy to clipboard and the console wrapper for console examples.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

@futureformerJD 5 acres here. I love cutting the grass and doing yard work, gardening, etc…it is a good time to think, relax and enjoy the sun.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

We basically made it! ❤️👏🎊🎉🥳

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

We were at $125k when I went to bed last night. Half way to $250k goal on day one! We're at $171k now. Can we get to $250k on day 2? Show @weaverryan and @leannapelham some love!

Support Ryan's Brain Cancer Battle, organised by Ryan Weaver

Hi friends! I have some bad news. On March 11th I went to the emergency room after … Ryan Weaver needs your support for Support Ryan's Brain Cancer Battle

www.gofundme.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Devs are damned if they do and damned if they don't. If you make something robust and fault tolerant, it is "why is it taking so long?" If you take short cuts and deal with problems manually it is "why didn't you handle that in a scalable automated way?" Sigh.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

Tennis grunts replaced with Michael Jackson Hee-Hee! 🤣

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

It is official. We are now 100% on GitHub! No more BitBucket!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 years

Regular reminder that if you are developing in PHP and you aren't using @psalmphp or @phpstan you are missing out!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

@FiSurgi After go down, price go up

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

My boss made this shirt for me. I am dying laughing!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Well that is a confusing choice of color.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Cool new GitHub issue templates implemented by @Majkl578

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Shout out to @Ocramius for being committed to and passionate about technical excellence. We don't always agree on nontechnical items but nonetheless he is a force to be reckoned with that is pushing @doctrineorm and PHP forward in significant ways.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

I think the title should be "Stop Being Religious About Frameworks". This is on the opposite end of the spectrum of extremities. Learn many frameworks, languages, applications, etc. Don't be religious about it being the one only solution.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

Please repost/share and support our friends Ryan and Leanna. We love you guys so much!

Ryan Weaver

@weaverryan

3 months

So.... I have incurable brain cancer and I'm asking for your love & support 💖

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Making lots of progress on @doctrineproject DBAL 3.0! @srgmrzv and I are almost done making all the APIs type safe 🤟

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 years

🤯

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

23 days

5k with @weaverryan Easy trail, just follow the poop pipe 💩

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

Megan and I decided to sell everything we own and move to Grand Rapids, Michigan. We’ve been at Wage Acres for 10 years and the country farm life was fun but we are ready to move on to the next thing! Looking at houses up here that are private and on land, but not 17 acres 🤞😁

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

$218k wow We got 250k today easy! @weaverryan has his 2nd brain surgery today at Duke. Let’s give him a nice surprise!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

In a sense, PHP actually is dead. It has died and been reborn multiple times. The PHP that people think of when they say PHP is dead...is in fact dead. Same name, same org, different game.

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@nikolaposa

4 years

Buy PHP is dead, they say.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

$200k!!! Tomorrow we get another $50k and we are there!

Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

So closeeeeee

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

What are your favorite PHP-based build/deploy tools?

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

I've been working on a new @symfony app the last month and I still haven't written much custom css or js at all. It works and looks great, has unit and functional tests and integrates with stripe for moneys. Deployed with @symfony cloud and CI with github actions.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 years

@BackpackerFI Love it! I’m a techy + algo trader and I live out in the country, have a big ole garden and try to spend as much time as I can outside!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

14 years

Jimmy Fallon: "BP wants Twitter to close a fake BP account mocking the company. Twitter wants BP to close the oil leak ruining the ocean."

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 year

Docker is overrated for local development environments. Long live vagrant.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 years

😂😂😂

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 months

Narrator: "The response was not 200 Ok"

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

I think I found a way to improve performance by 15% in @phpunit using @blackfireio . Our unit tests take 17 seconds normally and with the changes it shaves off a few seconds. When running a code coverage report with xdebug on it shaves off several minutes. I will submit a PR soon.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

I do not miss this one bit.

Eric L. Barnes

@ericlbarnes

5 years

When I started with PHP it was beautiful in its simplicity. I still love finding old projects that use underscores to designate protected or private. #nostalgic

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

11 months

I finally did it. 1967 Chevrolet El Camino #midlifecrisis #treatyoself

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 months

#FrankenPHP

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

11 months

How do we look?

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

I call this a bug

Caleb Porzio

@calebporzio

4 years

👌🏻I do this kind of thing all the time in PHP: Little inline caches for when a method is called multiple times within a request and don't want to "re-compute" that value. It's called "memoization", but I call it "inline static caching"

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Black Friday sale @doctrineproject . Giving away the software for free! 😁 Sponsor us on GitHub sponsors

Sponsor @doctrine on GitHub Sponsors

Support doctrine’s open source work

github.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

Watch @weaverryan give a talk in Spanish!!!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Nostrocramious right here

@[email protected] 🇺🇦🍥

@Ocramius

8 years

Prediction: in 5 years, we'll be talking about how to fix #microservices by merging them into #monoliths .

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

One thing I've had success with in my career at diff companies is finding things that people need that nobody else is doing and then just doing it. Don't ask for permission, just do it. May or may not work for you but it has for me.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

My dad @denniswage won a Grammy with Delbert McClinton! Here he is jamming out on the Hammond B3 Organ with Delbert at City Winery in Nashville not too long ago. Congrats!

Dennis Wage on Hammond b3 organ

Dennis Wage jamming on Chopped Hammond B3 organ and keyboard with Delbert McClinton at City Winery in Nashville.

www.youtube.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 years

PHP 8.1 is in production 💪🥂

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

Hot take: There is this weird phenomenon that happens where open source developers become so good at software development in the context of oss that they completely lose touch with reality and the actual practice of developing applications.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

That is cool.

Changelog

@changelog

5 years

Awesome use of tech: WeedSeeker reduces herbicide use by up to 90% with weed-sensing cameras that enable precision discharge. 🙌

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

1 month

I suppose it’s safe to post this now that we’ve closed. We move July 19th!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Use the Doctrine Coding standards in your projects/libraries. They are good.

GitHub - doctrine/coding-standard: The coding standard of the Doctrine project.

The coding standard of the Doctrine project. Contribute to doctrine/coding-standard development by creating an account on GitHub.

github.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Got a spam/fraud call about cc debt and they asked for my cc number. I acted like I was an old man and I had to go find my cc. He said he would wait. Put him on mute for 15 minutes, he waited, I came back and asked him to remind me what he needed because I forgot. He hung up haha

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

We are changing the license of the doctrine/migrations project. If you have contributed to it and your name is on the list here, please comment on the issue approving the change.

Change license to MIT · Issue #623 · doctrine/migrations

In order to change the license on this project, we have to get the approval of every past contributor. At the time of writing this we have had 107 contributors. If you are reading this and you are ...

github.com

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

7 years

This is like the real life version of the “This is fine” image.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

10 years

Doctrine is not just an ORM for Relational Databases http://t.co/rrLm2erukO

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

7 years

Don’t solve problems you don’t have. Don’t be afraid to choose the simple solution. Don’t be afraid to turn around and back out of the rabbit hole once you realize you are making a mistake. Simple and stupid is almost always good enough or better.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 months

Last year when I started working out I could barely do 3 or 4 good push-ups before I had to stop. The other day I did 4 sets of 20 push-ups with a minute inbetween each set. That progress creeps up on you when you show up and do small things consistently.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

The cloud.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

7 years

Database Tips and Tricks

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

I put my money where my mouth is and supported @s_bergmann and @derickr on Patreon for PHPUnit and XDebug. You should too.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

Often times, the more experienced a software developer becomes, the harder it is for them to ship something. What is this called? I've experienced it so many times where the smartest technical programmer is the least productive and can't ship something to save their life.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

10 years

Handling 1 Billion requests a week with Symfony2 http://t.co/IVggA2EuNf

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

2 years

The earth is not flat

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

6 years

You should also add PHPStan to your projects. It is a really great tool.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

4 years

@codeanit I think you miss the point my friend. The failed war on drugs is probably one of THE biggest tools used by the state to imprison minorities and people of color.

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

5 years

Have I mentioned how much a fan I am of @leannapelham and @weaverryan ? They are a power couple in the PHP community. They are doing amazing things at @SymfonyCasts and they are so supportive of the OS community!

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Jonathan H. Wage

@jwage

3 years

Have I mentioned before how much I love @psalmphp ? Fully typed @symfony and @doctrineproject applications are great! Psalm gives full confidence that I will never again have certain types of bugs in my app. It literally eliminates entire categories of bugs from being possible.

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