Mike Magee @magee18 Twitter profile

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Mike Magee

@magee18

8 years

@LAGalaxy @MLS @ChicagoFire @NewYorkRedBulls The last 14 years will keep a smile on my face forever #ThankYou

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Mike Magee

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4 months

Sorry @landondonovan 😂

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Mike Magee

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5 years

I’ve tried every trick in the book to get my daughter to play soccer. Never pushed her but she simply didn’t want to play. She’s out kicking a ball against the wall by herself. Not because of me. Because of you @USWNT . Thank you.

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Mike Magee

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10 years

HAHAHAHAHAHA DONOVAN HAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE BROKE THE MLS GOAL SCORING RECORD UNTIL MY PHONE NOTIFIED ME 😂😂😂 HAHA #LegenD

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Mike Magee

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4 years

My favorite things in order. 1) My daughter. 2) This game. 3) My son.

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4 years

No goalkeeper? No problem! @magee18 to the rescue 😅🧤 OTD 2011 | @kinecta

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Mike Magee

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7 years

@cpulisic_10 6'4 when you stand on your wallet

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Mike Magee

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5 years

Mia Hamm

@MiaHamm

5 years

And a whole generation of girls think they can do anything because the @USWNT did. That is their legacy . Thank you!

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Mike Magee

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5 years

@TimbersFC

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

Not sure if I’m more scared of Coronavirus or what was said to our @USWNT . One’s killing our grandparents and parents and the other is killing our women. I’m sorry to compare the 2 but watching my daughter read she’s lesser than a man is disgusting. I hope everyone is ok ♥️

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Mike Magee

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3 years

Haven’t seen a @LAGalaxy team play with that much heart in a long time. Love it.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

Dear @MLS Give us the MLS is Back tournament again please.

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Mike Magee

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6 years

Robbie Keane is the greatest @MLS player of all time.

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Mike Magee

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5 years

Tell people you fucking love them.

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Mike Magee

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6 years

An exact replica of the Sounders stadium is being built in Heaven right now and it’s Seattle vs LA for eternity. Rest In Peace Legend.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

6 years

Seeing David Beckham tear up as his kids congratulated him during his statue unveiling is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

The American heart never fails to amaze me. Thanks for the ride #USMNT

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

I knocked you out in the semis 2-1. I’d imagine that motivated you to become the Legend you are. You’re welcome. @SockersChicago

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5 years

#tbt to the Dallas Cup in 1999 🤣🏆 Happy to be back and looking forward to facing @FCDallas tonight 👍🏼

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

@NYCFC What is this a banner for ants? It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than that.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

At the 26 second mark I was trying to punch Lenhart in the head but accidentally hit the ball 😢

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@MLS

4 years

Hey @magee18 , when are you coming out of retirement to play goalkeeper?

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Mike Magee

@magee18

9 years

Dear @Cubs You're the coolest Love, My friends and I http://t.co/WDbr6QdbJG

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

I don’t work for the @ChicagoFire . This isn’t an ad. This club has had a piece of my heart since 1998 and I couldn’t be more excited about bringing my kids to Soldier Field.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Ref yesterday asked me what the girl in Vancouver said to me so I told him word for word #PutTheRedToBed #ItWasASetUp http://t.co/wG4gs6qKyk

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Mike Magee

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6 years

Bingham reminds me of me

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Mike Magee

@magee18

8 years

Da savior 🇺🇸

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Mike Magee

@magee18

9 years

If they aren't the best brother sister combo in history I don't know who is.. #HappyNationalSiblingDay http://t.co/KY6Cel0ogw

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 years

This man used his body to stop bullets from hitting children. Aaron Feis is my hero.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

If you want to win an MLS Cup and you’re not quite sure how to do it pay close attention. Hire Robbie Keane as your manger. You’re welcome.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 years

@LAFC

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

I wish my @LAGalaxy teams got to play this tournament at peak fitness in Nov/Dec instead of 3 weeks into preseason. Made zero sense.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Ghana so Klose yet so far.. See what I did there? 😉

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 months

@landondonovan I’m dying 😂😂

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

LETS all put our differences aside and root for the black and GOld vs TIGRES

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

#IStillBelieveThatWeWillWin

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

Why does my gut tell me most of the world will know about @HogeFinance by the end of June...

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

Textbook what?! 😂 @stuholden

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

Give Messi the Beckham franchise fee discount post retirement and let’s play some soccer.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

9 years

I'd like to apologize to the world for another Mike Magee #LoveAtFirstSight http://t.co/yFkVPcpMhC

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

112 more shutouts and I'm tied with @NickRimando

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Mike Magee

@magee18

1 year

Respectfully, I don't need to wait for the results of any report. Bruce Arena is one of the most loyal, caring humans (and coach) I've ever met. In a world where most don’t give a shit about anyone anymore, this man cares. If somebody can cancel Bruce then we're all fucked.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

@LAGalaxy My favorite memory was every fucking time I put that jersey on

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Mike Magee

@magee18

2 years

For once can we skip the part where everyone argues about politics and the color of the shooters skin and find a way to protect our fucking children.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

Dear @NERevolution Hire Bruce Arena as the boss of everything and Pat Noonan as the head coach. He doesn’t have an accent but he’s ready. You’re welcome. (Drink Sneaky Fox Vodka please)

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

Dear teams I told to draft Chris Mueller that didn’t. I told you so.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

2 legends @Omar4Gonzalez and @sydneyleroux just chillen in the shade. Nothin to worry about... http://t.co/1GP4ptbXED

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

#LegenD

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

I’d run through a cement fucking wall for Pablo Mastroeni.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

See below.

Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

If you want to win an MLS Cup and you’re not quite sure how to do it pay close attention. Hire Robbie Keane as your manger. You’re welcome.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 years

Beyond grateful to @MLS and @ChicagoFire for this. I've wanted to be on the same team as @BMcBride20 since I was a kid. Dreams come true!

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Mike Magee

@magee18

6 years

@brfootball Figure out a way to win like all the other good/great coaches have in MLS then talk all the shit you want Mr Friedel.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

If you emptied out @SFranklin5 ’s pockets you’d find most of the best left mids in @MLS history. Congrats on an amazing carreer brother and thank you for helping me become a 2 time MLS Cup champion. Wouldn’t be it without you. (you know where this ball ended up right? 😂)

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

The thought of having to fight for players who bled for and built MLS to simply get paid what they're worth is embarrassing #FreeAgency

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 months

Dear @NashvilleSC If you don’t stick up for your teammates I think your MLS Cup odds go to zero. Number 55. Write that down 🖊️ #NSHvMIA

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 months

Bring back the refs immediately.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

If I don’t see you at the @chiredstarsPR game today we’re no longer friends.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

11 years

LOVE IS LOUDER “ @aaronfox72 : @magee9 great penalty faggot, GO UNION” http://t.co/pd4B9Iw7eL

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Germany or Argentina will win this game

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Chicago believes that we will win #1N1T http://t.co/SlDO0rPshY

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

We could tie a pair of velcro shoes #cf97

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

I hope everyone has a great day today. Especially my @HogeFinance family.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

6 years

Happy 4th from #PlaneBae and I 🇺🇸 @EuanHolden 😂

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

@BigAfrika88 Fuck Katai 🤜🏿🤛🏼

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Mike Magee

@magee18

6 years

Maradona is my favorite psychopath by a landslide

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

If you’re complaining more about a team that has too many DPs than teams that aren’t using all of theirs I’d like you to strongly reconsider your stance #InterMiamiCF

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

@JeffreyCarlisle Leave bro.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

I don't have Instagram so I'll just tell you what I saw today. Cars. Couple trees. I think a bird. The tv. My teammates. Girl in yoga pants.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

@Mathieu_Era NFL should write you a check for this.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

It’s 2003. I’m 18. Score my first professional goal in @CrewStadium then fly to Chicago for my senior prom. Don’t blink youngsters. One days they’ll be knocking down the stadiums you played in too. @MLS @NewYorkRedBulls @ColumbusCrew

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22 years. Memories we'll 𝐚𝐥𝐥 cherish forever. Thank you, @CrewStadium .

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

If you watched that game but can’t tip your hat to Berhalter I’m not sure what to say to you…

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Everyone deserves a day off once in a while #SaveMagee http://t.co/1FYqn8L3Ds http://t.co/qTA8M9Nt2Z

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

heroes get remembered but LegenDs never die

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Suarez on that Mike Tyson diet

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Mike Magee

@magee18

8 years

I wouldn't trade (😉) our friendship for the world. Happy birthday @robbierogers !!

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Mike Magee

@magee18

1 year

@AJD_20 Miami defender cutting the passing lane first. Chivas USA defender not so much.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

I hope for all young girls Instagram stays down forever.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

9 years

Soccer is fun.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

8 years

@NickRimando I'd have 100 goals if it weren't for you. Just retire. Happy birthday.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

Don’t tell my son but I wanted him to be a girl #GirlDadAtHeart

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

A lot of people just saw my homie @SeanJohnGK win MLS Cup MVP. What they didn’t see was how hard he worked every single day to be a better player. Not many if any more deserving. Enjoy it brother. That’s etched in stone.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

Galaxy I know doesn’t laugh after loses.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

I wanted to punch @KyleBeckerman in his face every time I played against him. No better compliment. He’s a true legend. Congrats on a brilliant career and the ultimate opponent.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

@ChicagoFire Trying to play soccer on our $h1+ field is like trying to play hockey with a football.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

3 years

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen that got zero likes.

San Jose Earthquakes

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13 years

Mike Magee will put the keeper's jersey on for #LAGalaxy

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Wow. Confused. Hurting for my boy. http://t.co/mxq3MxufUX

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Mike Magee

@magee18

4 years

@MLS I miss you MLS. I miss this day. I miss the @LAGalaxy . I even miss you @SJEarthquakes .

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

@MixDiskerud Lay off the crack bro

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Mike Magee

@magee18

7 years

Sign @Omar4Gonzalez if you like to win.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

6 years

@JozyAltidore @MLS Love Giovinco but if you put him, Keano and an MLS Cup in a phone booth the King is coming out with it.

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Mike Magee

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9 years

Good joke @POTUS #HappyPresidentsDay

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Mike Magee

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5 years

What’s wrong with you 😂 @BarstoolSam

Samuel Army

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5 years

CLEAN UP NEEDED IN AISLE MY PANTS

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

I hereby grant Dez Bryant the absolute and irrevocable right and permission to go ape shit

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Mike Magee

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5 years

@DelmyBarillas Not as much as I do. I’m literally fighting back tears.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

9 years

Somebody tried to sit in my seat but @sjohn25 saved it http://t.co/Tdralsh3rZ

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Timmy Howard is like a warm blanket on a cold night

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

@SportsCenter Praising the PR department #Class

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Don't get Devin Hester a Christmas present. He'll just return it.

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Mike Magee

@magee18

5 years

Crazy to me how little Patrick Nyarko @pattyberron is mentioned. Maybe its because hes so humble. Or how easy he made assists look. Maybe he wasted too much energy defending for his teammates instead of saving it to get more stats for himself. I was never an MVP without him #cf97

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Mike Magee

@magee18

10 years

Now is as good a time as ever to share my list on how to enjoy Minnesota 1) Move to Chicago #MNU2MLS

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Mike Magee

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