Jan Van Gundy @jvando_ Twitter profile

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5 years

dying of laughter together

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4 years

mood

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3 years

😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Not a single friendship of mine is based off what anyone can do for me. I don’t need anything physical from anyone. I value the people around me based off the type of people they are. “You’re only as good as the company you keep”

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I shouldn’t have to explain why this won’t end well for that man

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this man stopped drinking, got in the gym, lost 40lbs, started reading and is now enrolling in online classes just to be my man 🥺

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5 years

imagine asking ya shorty to dance for you and she do this?????

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3 years

nigga trump once said “people are dying that have never died before” and that shit KILLS me to think about 😭😭😭

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4 years

me adding “niggas said” to a statement knowing damn well “niggas” is me

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3 years

quickest way to lose me is to make me feel like I ain’t wanted. cause realistically, i don’t have to settle lmao

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3 months

@KayArlette He isn’t doing it for himself or the right reasons imo.

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3 years

i’m the shorty in the orange by midnight

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3 years

i’m convinced some people are completely unaware that they’re the problem lmfao

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3 years

I spoil the SHIT out of myself lmfaoo

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3 years

lmao nigga sound like super mario

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3 years

LMAOOOOOO

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1 year

nigga gon be talking bout chillin at wawa

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1 year

Drake gotta do a 2am in Jersey

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5 years

this is me when i’m smacked alone in my room

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4 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO “daddy chillllll”

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4 years

dominican parents ain’t shit lmfaoo my dogs name is kobe and they out here calling him dique “kobe-19”

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3 months

@lagranbxtch I wasn’t referring to his situation with himself, I was referring to his situation with her. He will absolutely be better than before but doing something that in theory should be for youself, for someone else, almost never ends up healthy.

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3 years

me when the taliban come to ny

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5 years

smh so i’m deadass not getting my nye kiss tomorrow

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3 years

nah he was FUCKING them oreos up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

ya niggas not snowed in with someone????? lmfaoooosameooooo

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5 years

a dominican restaurant is the only place you’ll hear two people who never met each other, call each other “mi amor” and “mi vida” lmfaoooooo

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4 years

people only hate him cause there isn’t a market for real rap. he a great rapper and storyteller but can’t go mainstream for nothing. when real rap is all you can come out with, people are gonna get tired of it if they don’t have the ear for it

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3 years

was od hesitant to share this but my mother deserves all the credit in the world. you’re the strongest person I know, i’m overwhelmed with happiness and relief.

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2 years

i’m single cause a lot of people view everything as transactional in the sense of “what can he/she do for me?” and whole time i’m just here like “I’m really enjoying this persons time” lmfao

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5 years

Karol’s boyfriend on his way to kidnap her.

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4 years

me, off three mimosas at the first possible brunch after this is over.

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4 years

yo, i’m at such a care free point in life lmfaooo literally nothing can bother me cause theres a solution to almost everything and if there isn’t, life goes on.

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3 years

nah i’m sorry but you really gotta find someone who loves the same way you do and that’s that. not everyone loves the same and you shouldn’t have to settle just cause “that’s the way they show love”. there is someone out there better who’ll give you that + some HAPPILY

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4 years

LMAOOOOO nah son i’m in tears

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5 years

IF I CHANGED, THEN I DID FOR THE BETTA

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3 years

I’ll never talk down on someone still living with their family lmao you live rent free and eat home cooked meals every night???? I’m dead jealous

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5 years

the loud in my pocket got this man drid right now 😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

told myself at the end of last year that I’d buy my first car before the start of the summer, so guess what I did. proud of myself for actually saving up and buying my own first car cash up. she ain’t all that but she’s mine 💙

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5 years

nigga, you have a 2% chance of dying if you contract the coronavirus lol just keep being clean as you should’ve already been and you’ll be gucci. this mass hysteria shit gotta relax lmao

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5 years

honestly, what’s stopping us from adding two more days to the week? like why do we have to follow the earths axis?? i’m confused

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3 years

not gon hold you @DaniLeigh i don’t got dababy money but I got dasense and darespect fr. i’ll treat you right

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2 years

where the fuck you think?

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4 years

don’t go to anyone for advice on your relationship. nobody knows you and your s/o more than you and your s/o lmfaooo

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3 years

bleecker deli & grill easily best deli in brooklyn, i’m jackin it.

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3 years

lmao nah yo I really am so firm on what I want from a partner now. I’m really never settling ever, if that means I’m single forever then so be it.

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5 years

nah this shit smacked my dusty ass

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4 years

I don’t give up on someone until I know there’s nothing I can say or or do fix a situation. I won’t ever let my pride be the reason something doesn’t work out, no matter the relationship. If you mean something to me, it’ll be shown.

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4 years

“I BET YOU GON BE SCARED OF 3000 SPANISH NIGGAS” LMFAOOOOOOOO

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5 years

at this age, ain’t no such thing as spending “too much time” with your s/o.

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3 years

I give up on dating in my 20s, I’ll try again once I hit 30. Maybe they would have possibly added some chlorine to the dating pool by then. Let me enjoy the rest of my 20s.

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3 months

they could never make me hate you

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What do I get for my birthday baby <3

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3 years

smoking alone is beyond peaceful to me but so is smoking in silence with someone lmao

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3 years

i’ma just start interrupting people by saying “next topic” when I start to hear gossip lmaoooo too old for allat, go tell them not me.

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4 years

“mira mi amor” - a dominican woman throwing subtle shade

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1 year

not gon hold you, the thought of getting attached to someone again be nerve wrecking lmaoooo

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2 years

every time I come to work it’s something new that I wanna take home lmao

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4 years

I’m not gonna lie, you wouldn’t almost ever be involved in any type of sexual allegations if you just.... you know..... understood and respected a curve or a woman’s disinterest.

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3 years

imagine losin your s/o over tryna act single on socials, in this day in age? with these streets???? might as well stay single forever

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5 years

anywho, ya boy looking XTRAAA DULCEEEEE for his weekend!

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3 years

being babied by a woman you want gotta be top 5 feelings

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4 years

what one won’t do for you, someone else gon do without hesitation.

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5 years

ain’t nothing better than shedding tears of laughter with your s/o

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3 years

I can’t do this just cause my body would be telling me to jump

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3 years

Goodmorning can I get a vibe check real quick?

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3 years

if you take care of me and make me feel appreciated then there ain’t nothing I wouldn’t do for you.

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4 years

the government moved quicker for the stock market than they did when the white house got ransacked lmfaoo

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4 months

don’t have the time to get to know someone for a few weeks/months just for us to fall out lmfao that’s genuinely the state of dating nowadays, for all that I’d be better off alone

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4 years

if you lost me after I showed you I was rockin with you, thats truly on you. thats tough though fr

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3 years

just cause type shit

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3 years

its funny how you could just be sitting there alone and then your mind pieces together how a certain part of your childhood trauma relates to a character flaw you have lol

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3 years

for a light lil drive

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5 years

on my life.... stay away from me if you not gon appreciate me how I should be appreciated.

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3 years

needing to vent 🤝 not wanting to open up to anyone and tell them whats wrong

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3 years

having a partner that smokes as much as you do is probably stupid fire lmfaoo

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4 years

iight so can we acknowledge that the “honeymoon” phase only dies down because people get complacent?

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4 years

who the hell sleeping? we just poor

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4 months

not having a lil boo kinda weak but fuck it we ball

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3 years

@25andmean @Cthegoat22 its a lot of ass still, he aint lie

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4 years

Y’all ever had someone make you feel od important? That feeling is deadass incredible.

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3 years

people tell on themselves all the time, just pay attention.

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4 years

i’m dead becoming a morn—- 🤢 a morning p—— 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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3 years

happily too lmfaooo

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3 years

Y’all woke up single?? LMFAOOOOOO

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3 years

as often as possible lmao i’ll forever make time for my person, even if it doesn’t seem possible

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3 years

How often ya be trynna see the person you’re dating?

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4 years

okay, NOW i’m completely happy with life. say hi to my first son, kobe 💙

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3 years

you can’t force someone to appreciate you, definitely can’t force someone to love you how you feel you need to be loved.

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5 years

smacked

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5 years

ahhhh man, it’s about that time of the year. wevaman jimmy back in town jack

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3 years

I don’t appreciate when people aren’t transparent with me lol I’m OD understanding so for you to beat around the bush instead of telling me how it is, is super disrespectful.

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4 years

now that we all know this is the one we were really looking for

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4 years

people be scared to love loudly lmao shit happens man, who gives a shit.

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4 years

he don’t know what the fuck is goin on rn lmfaoooooo

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3 years

I ALWAYS get back, a gift from me to me for working hard:

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@jvando_

3 years

seeing women brag bout they man >>>>>>

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@jvando_

5 years

let’s not

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5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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4 years

I used to want to rush into shit just to be able to tell myself that I finally have someone whose all about me. Now, I realize that ain’t nobody more all about me than I am.

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5 years

oh we lit out here

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4 years

golden hour or whatever it’s called

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