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@junkothemachine

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

This is the kind of stuff that makes you read the biography pamphlet and nod.

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1 year

Attended a funeral today and this is what they served😋😭shout out to the deceased 🙌🏽

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

Okrika in 7 years. And I'll be waiting

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8 months

Lacoste x GOLF le FLEUR*

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

a serial killer that kills Nigerian politicians.

nonso.

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A serial killer that kills serial killers.

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@junkothemachine

7 months

Nigeria making the AFCON final will trigger the nastiest hate watch in the history of the sport.

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7 months

Who’s gonna win the AFCON? 🏆🌍

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khalil

@junkothemachine

5 months

I can never look at hugo weaving without thinking about the fact that he was born in Ibadan.

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5 months

Reeves, Moss and Weaving at the Matrix premiere in 1999

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

I cant take this woman home and expect her to kneel down for the elders. I'm sorry.

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@ayrastarr

7 months

That girlllllll 🥹

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

I hate that we dont call carbonated beverages "minerals" anymore. this used to be a proper country

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i hate that Nigerians call drunk, high

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

Queen Maeve whenever she sees Hughie

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khalil

@junkothemachine

3 months

I don't think Germany as a country is ready for what happens if a relegated premier league manager wins the Bundesliga.

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3 months

Vincent Kompany is the new head coach of FC Bayern, putting pen to paper on a deal until 2027 🔴⚪ #MiaSanMia

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khalil

@junkothemachine

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@zllith

9 months

this evening my girlfriend called, we spoke for about 5 mins and she went silent. i asked what was wrong, he said nothing. she then told me he feels so lucky to have a man like me, i smiled and told her i love her so much and she said he loves me too. love is a beautiful thing❤️

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

Coughs*

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

surprised they recognised him and let him in wallahi. I looked better on my project defense.

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1 year

Rami Malek at #MetGala

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khalil

@junkothemachine

9 months

Nigeria was playing decent football in 2018 and these niggas wanted messi to pop us. I stopped taking them seriously then

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

and mayo is expensive as fuck. so I know you have the money to eat like a human being but choose to live like this.

Omobola 🦋

@Omotoyobola

7 months

New combo activated Comman join me for breakfast 😊😊

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

@1Kartello We could be married with three kids and running a family business and "soomthy" would still be a deal breaker for me

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@junkothemachine

1 year

"Bro lived a good life"

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

Checked your bio and I nearly died of laughter.

Khalid🏃🏾

@bacellone1

7 months

So if a guy rape a lady who dresses like this Is the boy at fault Bah naa, ppl will support any rubbish

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

Something you can just steal for free outside Abuja Central mosque?

RukayyaNG EST 2018

@Rukayya_NG

1 year

Hermés N960,000

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khalil

@junkothemachine

5 months

@o_mjay If he wants to be

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

Timothee Chalamet Superman

BLURAYANGEL 🦇

@blurayangel

2 years

Superman: Legacy will star a 25 year old Clark Kent

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

A British accent doesn't move me the way a rich hausa girl accent does.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

@maybewavyy Way more than that cause Ronaldo and Messi fans have some sort of even division. I'm talking Liverpool vs Athletico in 2020

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khalil

@junkothemachine

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Aurora

@obscurepluto

10 months

no thoughts just pretty koi fish

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khalil

@junkothemachine

5 months

@FakhuusHashim He was born in UHC 😭 7 months before independence

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

"Why are all the uchiha kids late for class today?"

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@yakipacks

1 year

Tweet like Naruto is REAL

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

this guy was so useless. She had no demands, no standards, he just had to exist and he still bottled it.

𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖆𝖎

@iamnifemiii

7 months

Losing Asami is such a big L😭, like how do you fuck up that bad with a beautiful rich baddie?🥹

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

the most likely scenario is batman paying him to walk away.

PridefulSin🫧

@ReignOfPride

7 months

Batman vs Toji, both have prep time. Who’s winning?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

Hopefully we dont I want fights where I can actually tell whats going on most of the time.

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@Shinkageryo

8 months

we won’t see something like this for a very long time

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khalil

@junkothemachine

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@Mr_mansuuR

1 year

post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

We used to take down mammoths as a rite of passage from adolescence to manhood.

Big Daddy Jay!

@Jide_Adesugba

8 months

The chicken put up a fight oo

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@junkothemachine

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Nicholas

@NicholasPas5

1 year

Same actor. But they’d probably hate each other

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

that feeling when you correct the imam but you got the verse wrong too

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khalil

@junkothemachine

4 months

remember when the anime community on Twitter used to be so scanty that we used this GIF to acknowledge each other ?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

9 months

@_thedamola I laughed tire that day. Then Maradona called us monkeys and gave us the finger from the podium and a fellow Nigerian told me it was "passion"

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khalil

@junkothemachine

14 days

you guys that degenerate this wholesome piece of media to yet another shallow discourse about gendered parental roles are losers btw.

THE KINE 🌕🖤

@asher_kine

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there’s a purpose why God still keeps you alive.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

Tom Holland will have to face me in an Agni Kai at this point.

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Zendaya at the Schiaparelli fashion show.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

Senior man sighting the bastard they will rob at the car park.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

I hope whoever created upgrade is living his best life somewhere.

STEPHEN (Tuna Man l COMS DM)

@stephengiannart

1 year

Ben 10

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

There isn't a football team that on the planet that plays better than a team that just got a goal back when they were losing 2-0.

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@Ic3Evaa

1 year

2-0 most dangerous scoreline in football.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

Nah I choose project mbappe

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

godforbid a man does method acting

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@Naija_PR

7 months

Peaky Blinders actor, Paul Anderson fined for possession of Cocaine

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khalil

@junkothemachine

6 months

3rd frame would be on the Nigerian currency if we were a serious nation.

NTS.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

Gotta love jujutsu cause just like real life, Your rage means nothing.

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@me_mitsuri

8 months

Which anime character had the best rage moment?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

Haaland to score

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

1 year

A regular Nigerian undergrad student gets an interest free student loan running in millions… Tell us what happens next…

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

you were magnificent south africa

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

That indomitables promo in 06' with a ps2 up for grabs... Lives were lost

Oded Rechavi

@OdedRechavi

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Tenure

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

E sweet me die. All the racist countries gone like smoke.

wokst4r🫀

@lydzzle

7 months

“we are not africans” but you wan win AFCON?

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@junkothemachine

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Him running to Saudi to bully those poor imams only to be followed by ballers from Europe will never not be funny.

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

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🤯🇸🇦 Al-Hilal scored 4 goals in just 17 minutes against Al-Nassr in the Saudi Super Cup final!

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

Just yesterday an American traveled all the way to England to do the SUIIIIII. Pleeeasssee

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@imoteda

2 years

So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize. Lol

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

So glad to see people going through pain.

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@FolaLagos

1 year

How did you find out your partner was cheating on you?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

6 months

I'm going to be very honest I have not seen any Timothee Chalamet role that Tom Holland couldn't pull off.

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@neotheclutch

6 months

Tom could do Paul🧍🏽‍♂️

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@junkothemachine

6 months

"barbenheimer"

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

Death scenes aren't necessary too. Everyone death can happen off camera and be implied afterwards. But movies are an expression of reality and sex is very real So piss off.

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@a_layne96

8 months

sex scenes in movies are NOT necessary...

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khalil

@junkothemachine

6 months

That hairline was crazy

j. ☾

@firelorddany

4 years

your unpopular opinions on avatar yangchen

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@junkothemachine

8 months

Antony Yuta Okkotsu My filmmaker neighbour and his drone Netflix Disney Elon Musk Israel Ilorin Nile University Bukayo Saka Yam twitter user neotheclutch Oda Elanga twitter user ummaty_ Anyone who owns a pet dog.

Ken Glizzy Jr.

@JamesDGrambo

8 months

Whose downfall are we praying on in 2024?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

@brfootball Won't be missed

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

We will check Odegaards stats when he hits 150 apps.

Aidan Walsh 🔰

@AidanWalshMUFC

2 years

Bruno Fernandes is 1 contribution away from having 100 goal contributions for Man United. He's only played 152 games 🤯

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

You don't want to know what Christian Bale was doing at 13.

Groin💜

@joongroin

1 year

No Hollywood child actor can lace in his character in Blind, leemaoo

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@junkothemachine

1 year

@Ayo_mide___ I will not be made the enemy here

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@junkothemachine

7 months

put your trust in this ratio

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Penalties it is In Ronwen Williams we trust

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@junkothemachine

6 months

make I open bird app to troll bleach fans come see say my mama dey talk like this. 13th reason fr.

Jamila 🇳🇬◽

@mobytoolz

6 months

“There’s no marriage without fights, if my husband sexuålly abuses my child, he’ll be reported but that doesn’t mean I’ll divorce home him” Woman says. P.s: this is not scripted

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@junkothemachine

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@loveiceprincesz That's true damn

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@junkothemachine

5 months

@ogheneyxle fighting neo, captain America and the forces of sauron

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

Your cat would watch you die and hang around until it deems you edible.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

8 months

Football the way God intended. Until Pep the devil ruined it

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

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🚨🚨| GOAL: Guinea lead!! Cameroon 0-1 Guinea

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@junkothemachine

8 months

Now check his xG tears per episode.

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@Zeroshiki_108

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Mfs hating him for being a decent human being 😭

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@junkothemachine

1 year

@nourmcfc There is no way you watch football

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khalil

@junkothemachine

9 months

I'm not even defending myself like this.

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@YBplugs

9 months

what artist are you defending like this?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

Oats are for people with class. I came to terms with this a long time ago. It's like Breaking Bad. It's not for everyone.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

10 months

I was there.

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

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name a famous historic battle

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@junkothemachine

1 year

They always hit you with this at the very peak of the movie.

brume sneakers plug 🔌

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Who remembers this channel 😭

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@junkothemachine

1 year

The Orphan games

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

@brfootball The world cup needs to be in generally comfortable locations. I beg

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@junkothemachine

11 months

@thatpoetclem @Nsukka_okpa Having misaligned priorities is still not an excuse to emotionally abuse a child. That's what his whole point is. There is no excuse.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

Can't believe we are still talking about this in September 2022. How exactly does someone "dress like a fraudster" in a country where the biggest theives wear agbadas and suits?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

4 months

Bellingham UCL = I'm happy Harry Kane UCL = I'm happy Mbappe UCL = I'm happy.

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

The last Japanese soldier from WW2 which ended in 1945, surrendered in 1974. Apparently he survived in jungle all that time, foraging for food, not knowing that the war was over.

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Me or Nikita Kering

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khalil

@junkothemachine

10 months

I am a jujutsu sorcerer.

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@rage_quitter1

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Are you a caller ? A texter? Or a Facetimer?

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khalil

@junkothemachine

1 year

My mom woke up by 4 am and found me ironing my best suit and polishing my best shoes. She asked me what was the occasion and I told her... "Mum, today is Mykhailo Mudryk 007. I won't miss this event for the entire world and all its riches".

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khalil

@junkothemachine

2 years

a group chat for people between the ages of 20-30. where we come together at the end of the day and talk about what we did not achieve that day.

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@junkothemachine

5 months

we are getting jujutsu tech high in real life bringgg

Nigeria Stories

@NigeriaStories

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JUST IN: Traditionalists want traditional religious knowledge as subject in schools, just like how other religions have their subjects. What’s your take on this ?

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@junkothemachine

1 year

@Elevated_Marv None of this knowledge will make that outfit look good

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@junkothemachine

1 year

Spiderman lotus jokes will never not be funny

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@ResonantJustice

1 year

Crashing the Spider-Man: Lotus premiere:

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@junkothemachine

3 years

@utdreport It's that time again

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@junkothemachine

6 months

education is not enough. we need to create an environment with real consequences for harassment.

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@junkothemachine

9 months

that's crazy but choso mourning the death of his brothers all the while not knowing the nigga across the table is their father is fucking crazy. kenjaku is a sick person.

Noodles | 🍜

@Noodledori1

9 months

Girl was really thirsting over her cousin

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@junkothemachine

2 years

The office (2005)

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@junkothemachine

11 months

That video is so triggering for yoruba kids man. We don too suffer.

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@junkothemachine

8 months

@ogheneyxle Patiently

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@junkothemachine

1 year

@wholelifeismeh He looks so comfortable.

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@junkothemachine

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@chidubom

7 months

chowdeck dispatch riders earn 80k weekly ??????

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khalil

@junkothemachine

7 months

Ahh yes. All those Africans that attacked Gareth Bale's car. All those Africans that stormed Ed Woodwards house. All those Africans that block Yeri Mina and Antony Gordon at the car park last season. This is not an African thing and you know it.