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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
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@qgatss
$Uche
6 months
medplus told me cough syrup was 20k, i had to look around to see if they were filming
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Anti malaria for 84K. Medplus, abeg now. LMAO!
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
when i’m very active on twitter just know that i’m really going through it irl
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@qgatss
$Uche
9 months
i need to be on some feed the village type work rate
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Need to hustle like a father of 4 next year. I dey too chilled.
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
21.
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@qgatss
$Uche
1 year
i hate that Nigerians call drunk, high
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
chai this december will be bloody, release clause being triggered left and right. Your babe wan see Wiz and Burna but your budget na 150k for the whole december and na your december salary. I’m sorry bro ❤️
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@qgatss
$Uche
9 months
gabzy is actually bigger than SV. Nigerians just have a myopic view to music and life in general
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@qgatss
$Uche
6 months
the “ehn?” was loud
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$Uche
6 months
good month.
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@qgatss
$Uche
1 year
eje fun mi ni unawares
@1fine_sznn
🫦🫦🫦.
1 year
How do men ask each other to take a pic with them lmao
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@qgatss
$Uche
10 months
+1 😁
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$Uche
8 months
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@Zikoterta
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9 months
A picture of you not seen on social media this year
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
This year means everything to me man, i feel like this is such an important year. I pray it goes smoothly and i have an amazing year
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
I can’t be poor, i can’t suffer. There’s definitely no version of me in the multiverse that’s not great. I’ll always thrive and come out on top. I can’t fail.
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$Uche
2 years
for the first time i think i can finally call myself a developer. Guys i’m a frontend developer who can write backend (don’t call me fullstack 🙏🏾), MERN stack. Watch this space sha 🤌🏾
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@qgatss
$Uche
4 months
🚮
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$Uche
3 years
She’s going for that concert with or without you bro. Ayo and Damini vs Lagos boys
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$Uche
6 months
@dejixice it don’t make any sense man 😭, i think they’re riding on the fact that they’re a franchise so basically there’s credibility with the drugs they sell but even if. Cough syrup here is like 3k5
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
@ERNESTHDGAMERX He was already too popular to even fake his age, it’s only players who are under the radar that have the opportunity to fake their ages. He went from Nigeria straight to Man City, that should give some insight.
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$Uche
3 years
this is definitely my last year broke. 2022 😵💨
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$Uche
2 years
VIII.
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@qgatss
$Uche
4 months
Kendrick: *holds breath for 5 seconds* average kendrick fan: oh my God, if you multiply the number of seconds by 10 and find the square root you’ll see he was also dissing steve hawking in morse code. Kendrick is the mf goat 🐐🐐🐐🐐
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
“Nigeria will kill you” 7 hours later he was dead. Things like this you can’t make up
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
Just started getting closer to my dad this year, taking care of him made me understand him better. He really went above and beyond for me growing up, i’ve never really struggled.
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$Uche
3 years
I won’t lie, this year just has to be it.
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
Jün 🗑
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
took too many L’s this year, i have no right to be this optimistic but na who give up fuck up
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$Uche
2 years
😂😂😂 i really like this song
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$Uche
1 year
Burna boy is the best live performer in this world across all genres, my mind can’t be changed.
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$Uche
2 years
just wanna thank you lot for the love, support, texts, calls and even visits. Means a lot to me fr, i can’t reply everyone but i’ve seen it and i appreciate it honestly. I’m good, my family’s good, my pops is resting. It’s still going to be a great year.
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$Uche
1 year
BRO i really need this month to be good to me.
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$Uche
3 years
Holy Father is a certified number one.
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
everyday i wake up so grateful i’m done with school, it’s been two years but i’m still so grateful. Uni almost killed me bro
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
I told y’all this Chelsea side wasn’t good. You can’t have your defenders scoring for you every game, it’s not sustainable. Their attackers are so sub par
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
my absence = rl peace
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
my team won a trophy for the first time in 6 years and i can’t even enjoy it. I hate this country so much
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
seeing your niggas win is a different type of joy. It almost feels like your personal win, there’s just this pride and joy for real
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
@heisrema Nigga stop teasing us. You said first quarter, this is July. It’s not funny bro, nobody is laughing
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$Uche
3 years
COLE DAY! JANUARY 28th!
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$Uche
6 months
@kodakLDN na condition jare 😔
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$Uche
3 years
It’s been one year since i completely lost all hope in this country. RIP to everyone who lost their lives, hope God continues to comfort their families 🕊❤️
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$Uche
2 years
RIP Dad, i hope you’re resting and the pain has finally stopped. Watch over me and help me as i travel this journey of life.
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$Uche
2 years
Obi you’ve moved me again.
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$Uche
2 years
April was okay
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$Uche
3 years
this nigga is inspirational. There’re still good people out here fr
@Z4HIIR
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3 years
Paid for 42 people , going to stop here now but I’ll pick it up again. Wish I could get to everyone ❤️
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$Uche
3 years
it’s takes maturity to just accept your team is shit and finished. I watched this match with no emotion, wasn’t even excited for the goals. I’ll always love and support them regardless, one day the sun will shine on us again ❤️ #GGMU
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$Uche
3 years
Chelsea winning the champs this year has to be one of the most unimpressive runs in champs history
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@qgatss
$Uche
7 months
GOAL JORRR ACHU CHU CHU CHU
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@qgatss
$Uche
3 years
Are you saying he was able to achieve this under one training session??? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@qgatss
$Uche
2 years
I’m not a tech bro, i survive on garri, water and food for thought. I need you and your daddies money to come change my life
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$Uche
3 years
Day 21 without football, i had to google the amount of mid songs Dave has, so i could see a Clean sheet.
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$Uche
2 years
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$Uche
2 years
Last year i tried to build an official music rating system for Naij. It was supposed to be Billboard but for us, already assembled a team and all but found out getting real time streaming data from apple music was almost impossible without a custom Api.
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$Uche
3 years
it’s the way people are talking about Pogba like he was prime RVP or Ronaldo for United 😭. Get that man out of my club, he’s not done anything tangible since he came and he doesn’t even love the team. Zero consistency, always losing the ball.
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$Uche
1 year
🤣 funniest thing about this thing is when people were calling Odumodu mid and trash his fans didn’t even argue, they just said don’t worry you’ll soon understand.
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$Uche
3 years
The reason Davido gets disrespected so much is because he’s not exclusive. He’s a 5 star artist that carries himself like a 3 star artist. When you jump on everybody’s song and allow so much access to yourself, this is what happens. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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$Uche
2 years
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$Uche
1 year
Rema full trap/rap album featuring top Nigerian rappers new gen. That would save rap.
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$Uche
2 years
This is why i can never forgive you or understand you if you’re in tech and you’re supporting this government because first hand i’m sure you’ve experienced the effects of our terrible country
@ezinnepixel
The Odogwu of Design 👑🧡
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Do you know how many job opportunities I’ve lost because “we are not able to hire from your country/region at this time” Do you know????
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$Uche
9 months
@mr_orero facts don’t care about your feelings
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$Uche
1 year
i hate to ask but do you people know that tech is not free money? the way some of you talk about it is as if it’s a get rich quick scheme
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$Uche
2 years
my bills aren’t matching my income and it’s making me so upset.
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$Uche
2 years
Your mental is the most important thing in this life, you can achieve so much when your mental is straight. Guard it and protect your peace.
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$Uche
3 years
Good morning, another opportunity for me to be world class. 🚀🚀
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$Uche
2 years
what do you do? “i write code” Software Engineer? ❌ Tech bro? ❌ Software developer? ❌ bro i just write code that’s all, those titles na for people wey dey make money
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Being a sapa tech bro in these times is tuff. Having to explain why your salary is 125k when it’s the same tech you and $7k bro are doing
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$Uche
2 years
everything i wanted at the beginning of the year, i have now.
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$Uche
2 years
being pessimistic on new year’s day is such loser behaviour. It’s a new year fgs
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$Uche
3 years
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$Uche
3 years
Neves next O Lord. Just that and i’ll be fully contented 🥺🙏🏾
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$Uche
3 years
@marinovpeixoto No wonder Saul been happy as a mf, he’s finally free 😭😭😭
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$Uche
3 years
The goal is not to flex on your guys but to flex with your guys.
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$Uche
2 years
🥹🥹🥹 God?
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$Uche
3 years
started working out, started playing football again, on schedule with my work, mental health straight, focused and motivated. Slowly but gradually i’m taking my life back ❤️
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$Uche
2 years
we’re fighting for our lives and some people are doing yoruba vs igbo
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$Uche
3 years
women are generally not good people
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$Uche
3 years
A 3 hour convo with my guy today was really a reality check. I need to make it out honestly
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$Uche
3 years
i really love injections, 10 minutes and i’m already feeling better
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$Uche
2 years
i have no doubts i’ll be rich, i just want to be happy at the end of it all.
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$Uche
3 years
women are so evil
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$Uche
3 years
don’t look down on anybody.
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$Uche
1 year
a new day, another opportunity to be world class 🥇
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$Uche
1 year
Buju was floating like crazy on this second verse
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$Uche
3 years
Body go tell you
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$Uche
3 years
@KhalDieko na who get 150k to start with dey experience these kind things
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$Uche
3 years
your win is my win. Forever happy for my friends
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$Uche
3 years
icl i’m actually in the trenches, i just don’t have energy to complain cause i know it’s temporary
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$Uche
3 years
it’s hard to stay on twitter cause most of the arguments they have here everyday only dumbs me down.
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$Uche
11 months
happy birthday dad.
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$Uche
2 years
😭😭😭 Peter Obi called Tinubu his father
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$Uche
11 months
not even afrobeats, Nigerian music in general. The underground scene is insane! if you’re tapped in you’ll know. Just getting started fr
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yoms
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we’re not losing Afrobeats, we’re actually just getting started. maybe if you guys listened to music outside of top 100 nigeria playlist we could actually have a serious conversation
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$Uche
2 years
i don talk, i don shout, i don vex, i don calm, i don tweet, i don cut my dada. Cruise no dey finish inside the country
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$Uche
2 years
Happy birthday dad ❤️
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$Uche
2 years
they finally accepted me 😁😁😁
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$Uche
3 years
i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m not a good person.
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$Uche
8 months
mehn i’m actually good at what i do o
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$Uche
5 months
i’m due a big win
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$Uche
3 years
Nft this, Nft that, how bout you focus on how to EARN HEFTY money so you can buy fresh TEES.
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$Uche
3 years
in this life try your best not to be ugly and broke.
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$Uche
2 years
People who have never lost someone don’t know you can’t tell people how to grieve 😂
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