Ex BBC/Sky et al sports journo, now writer of stuff. Views/rants/dad jokes my own. Husband/dad/ ๐ owner.
@Springsteen
@westham
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The ultimate
#Brexitshambles
victory. The partly Turkish, American born, Brussels schooled prime minister waving a Dutch/French produced
#bluepassport
made in Poland, offering inferior travel rights to Britons whose currency has fallen in value. Bon voyage!
#gladtohaveanirishone
Forced to live in a remote fishing community after his part in a raid that went horribly wrong, Special Forces agent
#matthancock
finds that when he tries to hide from trouble, it comes looking for him. Coming to ITV3 in the new year.
@mrjamesob
Daniel did A Level French (I was in his class) and Spanish, and a degree Business Studies with French and Spanish. Who knows what he could have done with his life, rather than being forced to scrape by on an MP's salary, if he'd been able to do Finnish & Sanskrit?
@DylanByers
Exclusive but you didn't hear it from me: Spotify's next bold leap forward will be to produce audiobooks but in a printed, portable, paper-based form. The R&D team are going to spend the next 6 months trying to find a name for the top-secret product.
@AndyP2609
@AlanBaxter
When Sweden play Denmark at any sport, the English language on-screen caption abbreviation is SWE-DEN. The unused letters spell DEN-MARK.
The Sooty Show. Sooty, Sue and Harry are enjoying a refined musical evening. But Sweep, that little tinker, just has to get involved with a number of totally unsuitable instruments ....
@mrjamesob
Me again on a BBC politics and current affairs programme? But I'm a seven time Parliamentary reject from a party with no MPs or manifesto. How does that work?
@emilieKMmurphy
She could hardly have chosen a more relevant and important book for children to read this very week, so it's an excellent choice. I wonder how many of those teasing her were dressed in film/tv costumes with the most feeble excuses for book spin-offs, rather than an actual BOOK?
Maybe not the view I had been expecting for
@depechemode
at the O2 tonight, but I knew it was going to be good for when this moment happened - and it was. #
#depechemode
@thesundaytimes
Don't go the pub tonight. Your donation of just ยฃ850 could buy a roll of wallpaper that this father of an unspecified number of children needs NOW.
@danbloom1
'The Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati.' The words there of an actual grown up, who is trusted with scissors and everything.
#suellabraverman
.
Once again, the Express nails it. When did YOU last see or hear any mention of
#Christmas
eh? Blame all them Muslins cominoverere from Poland
#brexitshambles
@MarcusRashford
@spectator
3/3 And here's the clincher. If they think he's a target, then anyone is. Carry on giving them nightmares by showing another, better way to live.
@Otto_English
@RupertLowe10
It must be quite a challenge to say something more self-owning than this, which remains a comic masterpiece, but after 4 years I think tonight you have actually managed it. With photographic proof, too! *chef's kiss*.
The greatest opening sequence in television history. No amount of viewings lessen its power, and the whole
#theworldatwar
series can never be seen too many times either. Everything about it is the stuff of legend.
31 October 1973. The first episode of the 26-part classic ITV documentary series, World at War, was broadcast. It was narrated by Laurence Oliver, with music by Carl Davies. It cost ยฃ900,000 (worth ยฃ11 million today).
In 1998 I went to see
#Barcelona
play & beforehand I wrote to
#bobbyrobson
asking if there was any chance we could meet to say hello when we were in town (as you do to one of the top men in world football!). When I got back this had arrived
#MoreThanAManager
#Barca
#NUFC
#itfc