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@GavinCurnow

7 months

OH. MY. GOD!

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@GavinCurnow

7 months

An anagram of KATE MIDDLETON is ME DEAD LIKE DIANA It maek U fink tho

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@GavinCurnow

5 months

Not a defibrillator in sight. Just people living in the moment.

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

My wife who went blind last year, got cancer this year, starts chemo next week, shaved all her hair off and went out and got shit faced last night. And still she manages to protect us all ♥️ #InternationalWomensDay

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@GavinCurnow

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@GavinCurnow

6 years

Daughter has just opened her degree results. First class BSc in Mental Health Nursing. So proud of her.

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

@whatchidid Yeah um...guys while you're giving out advice...

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

My God you can really see the strain it's put on Holly.

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@GavinCurnow

4 months

Farage going on about D-Day. Mate your side fucking lost. Get over it.

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@GavinCurnow

6 months

'If I unscrew my bellybutton will my bum fall off?'

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@GavinCurnow

6 months

'How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?'

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

I don't believe he scored those goals. I think that's fake footage.

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@80s90sfootball

1 year

Matt Le Tissier 55 today Southampton legend on the pitch and controversial at times off it in recent years Scorer of some unbelievable goals, including these two amazing goals against Newcastle in 1993 🎙from Gerald Sinstadt

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

Just went to the New Forest to grab a takeaway. Driving back we were viciously assaulted...

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

'We're going to gamble Jim"

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@AgathaChocolats

2 years

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

"Right then! Where to fucking start with this year?!"

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

How Starmer should open #PMQs tomorrow...

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

I'm sorry some people are feeling cheesed off with not going to the pub. In the last 24 hours we've been dealing with our wills, a do not resuscitate request for our daughter and I've riskily made a dash out to get surgical masks for staff. Get a grip please.

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@GavinCurnow

5 months

Oh God please please please sue the fuck out of him

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@GavinCurnow

7 years

Dear God. Please let the identity of #DoctorWho13 make weak, intolerant, middle aged white men feel threatened in some way. Thank you

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Reader, I employed her 😆

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Oh just GLORIOUS! Just had this from a candidate!

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

'Have you been involved in an accident at work?'

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

'I understand you've got a funny story about a holiday to Turkey?'

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@GavinCurnow

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

🎼 AAAAAALL BY MYYYYSELF

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

WHO WORE IT BEST?

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

9 months

What is the BEST acting performance you’ve ever seen?

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

I can't stand the 'jolly' way Stanley Johnson is presented as a 'character'. Absolutely toxic and lethal this prick is.

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@TomEPPayne

4 years

🚨EXCLUSIVE: The Prime Minister’s father has ignored the Foreign Office travel warning to visit his holiday home in Greece. Speaking from the balcony of his villa last night, Stanley Johnson urged his son to sort out air bridges and said Brits pose ‘no danger’ to Greece.

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

Ok fuck this I'm going to subscribe to The Guardian. Can't moan about journalism if you expect it for free.

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

Blue Peter is more grown up than half the media

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

Why are Americans such massive fannies

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9 months

If you had to take 5 Straight shots for $30k rn What liquor would you choose to do it with ? 😭🫣

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

Hey booing England fans - this is a thing called empathy

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

... SHAFT!

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

Still can't get over how much this is like a Larry Grayson look to camera

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

"FUCKING BILLY BIG BOLLOCKS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YEAH? NOT CHATTING SHIT NOW ARE WE?! GO ON GET OUT!"

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@GavinCurnow

7 months

@woollyvix Omg you don't even know what an anagram is. They've got to you as well

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

"We're just innocent men!"

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@GavinCurnow

6 months

Saw my first Cybertruck

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

#NorksDrift

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

"I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large virus that supposedly injured some voters. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the pubs are open and people are having a wonderful time"

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@GavinCurnow

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

Mrs Goggins when she finds two full mailbags thrown over a hedge

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Jesus fucking Christ, Patrick

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

"A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER, TWENTY NUGGETS, NO FORTY, GET FORTY, A COUPLE OF APPLE PIES AND A FILET-O-FISH. OH AND A DIET COKE!"

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

What's got four legs, a wet nose and has eaten a tub of butter?

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Trump defends diplomat's wife who killed teenage Briton in crash: 'We've all done it'

Trump defends diplomat's wife involved in car crash that killed British teenager

Comments come as president turns down Boris Johnson request to waive diplomatic immunity

www.independent.co.uk

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

@SoniaPoulton Honestly carrying you people around like a dead weight on society is so very difficult.

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

Antimaskers How they see themselves The reality

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@GavinCurnow

8 months

@Em_E_Dee @Badger5000 You have chosen... poorly

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@GavinCurnow

6 months

I'd really like to get back to the days when professional sports people retired and then ran rural pubs where their extreme weirdness wasn't really a thing.

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

@EmilyThornberry It's just water. They can't get ANYTHING right!

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Unfortunately our lovely dog Tom was simply too unwell and we had to say goodbye to him today. He was a special and very much loved dog. A really good boy 💔

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

Cunt

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@TheRealJamieKay

3 years

Caption this.

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@GavinCurnow

7 years

You're too young and stupid to know this is what we used to do rather than the pants pissing fits you throw

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7 years

Terror has become so normalized in London, much of the population reacts to it with a collective shrug of the shoulders. They are gelded.

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@GavinCurnow

6 months

'Got any Rubicon?'

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

That this isn't an immediate resignation tells us a lot about just how much contempt the Tories have for the electorate

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4 years

Extraordinary: @RobertJenrick admits he knew he was helping billionaire Conservative donor dodge £50m tax just days before he made a big donation to the Conservative Party #CashForFavours #Westferry

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@GavinCurnow

1 month

🎼 FRIIIIIIED ONION RINGS!

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

"...OH AND TWO SCOTCH EGGS!"

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@GavinCurnow

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UberFacts

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1 year

What do you think is the single greatest photograph in history:

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

Can only do 33mph or 45mph around it

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1 year

This is a roundabout in Switzerland.

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

*mind blown GIF*

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@GavinCurnow

4 months

I am challenging Nigel Farage to a live TV debate on immigration. If he refuses, that will confirm the fact that he licks out dogs.

Nigel Farage MP

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I am challenging @RishiSunak to a live TV debate on immigration. If he refuses, that will confirm the fact that he can’t stop the boats.

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@GavinCurnow

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In her resignation statement Theresa Coffey thanked the Prime Minister for the chance to serve but now was the right time to step back from front line politics, to tie thousands of balloons to her house and fly away to South America.

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

We're all human shields for Boris Johnson's career #PMQs

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

Torvill and Dean - Bolero 1984 Winter Olympics

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

Infinite reasons to hate that presidency but this sticks in my mind. I mean you've never ever seen a head of state do this sort of thing. That's the person he is.

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Five months old. This is a gamechanger.

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@GavinCurnow

6 years

@davidallengreen As our Polish taxi driver Luca told us on Sunday "Brexit is leaving your wife in the hope she will become your lover"

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

'Now Paula I understand you've got a funny story about how you got a CBE for banging up innocent people?'

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Fuck me! It's the beginning of The Apprentice isn't it?

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

DO YOU LIKE NUANCE? YES OR NO?

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@GavinCurnow

7 years

Fucking give me strength

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@GavinCurnow

2 years

Anyone fancy this in a fortnight?

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@GavinCurnow

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@ddoniolvalcroze

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@GavinCurnow

9 months

Can't believe Liz Truss has given her a CBE

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@GavinCurnow

10 months

Fucking hell

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@GavinCurnow

10 months

YOU MONSTERS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO K9?!!?

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Jesus Christ! The prosthetics and make up on Damian Lewis are absolutely outstanding!

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@GavinCurnow

1 year

Um...yes. Yes I do.

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

*boke*

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Hi BBC News Just found the only market trader left that you haven't interviewed about Brexit...

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Frijj magnets

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*!!!!!!!!!!!" Translated from fish

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YOU MONSTERS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO K9?!!?

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

This fucking country

Italian man, 95, resident in UK for 68 years, told to prove it

Antonio Finelli, a UK state pension recipient for 32 years, was asked for proof when he applied to stay post-Brexit

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

US Osprey spotted over St Ives at the G7 summit

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@GavinCurnow

5 years

Oh just GLORIOUS! Just had this from a candidate!

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@GavinCurnow

4 years

Some pics from the Wolverine reboot have started to leak

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@GavinCurnow

3 years

Well if the breeders of this lad are happy to allow us we think we'll keep him (like there was ever a doubt 🙄) We're getting on top of his various difficulties and he's lovely little chap.