River @heypuppit Twitter profile

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2 months

vampire girlfriend who says "nom" before biting your neck

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girl who assumes everyone is just being nice and no one is flirting with her because she has zero confidence that that would happen and wouldn't be able to pick up on it even if they were

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@saltysauerkraut he should have looked into the eclipse

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@alixbugbug i see europeans and brits posting about going to the store frequently, i'd love to be in a walkable city and able to go get groceries with a quick walk. just get what i need for a day or two and then pop back a different day to get the few things i'd need for a few more days.

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1 year

@EuphoriTori well now i'm here wondering if my family is bigoted enough to disown me and free me from tech support for just being bi

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3 months

i no longer have a mother. she's not dead. she's just dead to me.

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@heypuppit

11 months

@ask_aubry his blood pressure has got to be through the roof. i wish his ex nothing but the best and hope she finds someone wonderful.

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11 months

@ask_aubry i'd like to put him on a list that precludes him from any pet ownership

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@heypuppit

4 months

@ShilohBat *adds roughhouse with guy friends to my list of things to avoid*

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@heypuppit

1 year

@EuphoriTori i was not prepared to start my day with someone defending drunk driving. i had an alcoholic aunt who no one knew exactly how bad her drinking was. looking back now it is shocking that she never killed someone or herself with her drunk driving. alcohol is fine, drunk driving isn't

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@heypuppit

11 months

@ask_aubry didn't know they changed the definition of beige. at a minimum this is embarassing and i'd end up tipping the server extra and having a long conversation the minute we got to the car

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2 months

its normal to want a girl to tear at your flesh with her sharp nails until they're coated in blood right?

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry yeah, i'm physically incapable of birthing a child but i can guarantee the abcess tooth i had was nowhere even remotely close to the pain of childbirth. this guy just wanted attention and from the reactions vs comments ratio i have to assume he didn't get the attention he wanted.

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@heypuppit

1 year

@_look_its_sarah maybe it's time we just get rid of beauty pageants

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@heypuppit

9 months

@erinthornemusic wait… how do they not know this? i'm pretty sure this was taught in middle school.

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry the "exact match" algorithm needs an update immediately

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry i have to hope that those 469 comments are mostly explaining to them how human bodies work and how sexuality doesn't effect basic bodily functions.

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@heypuppit

11 months

@EuphoriTori its a time machine not a bomb, pop into room, shoot hitler, pop back to your time. its literally a sub-minute trip.

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry people, please don't be like L and don't settle for people like L either

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@heypuppit

6 months

@saltysauerkraut clearly he needs to fix his vision if he thinks she's fat, i would normally say he needs to get his eyes checked, figured i'd go the opposite direction this time since the eclipse was right there and free

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry divorce. just divorce.

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry i can cook, i like cooking for partners, that said if a partner were to cook anything for me, even if it is "just" a frozen lasagna i'm going to love and appreciate it because they did something with me in mind which means they care.

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1 year

@halomancer1 change the brand colors to red. change the brand colors to red. change the brand colors to red. i need this change to be an even bigger example of poor ui and ux design.

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry look if you're a guy and thinking about penis so much that you need to write about and justify size, maybe you need to do some inner reflection and think about why that is. might make you happier

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1 year

@poepilled his statement is probably technically true, he wouldn't let a trans person in his house, a hotel room on the other hand he's probably ok with. it's always the case with these guys.

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20 days

girl who buys a suction cup dildo and then tweets things like "i'm literally bouncing off the walls" knowing some of her followers will get it and some won't

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@heypuppit

11 months

@halomancer1 he does a great job of ruining both his credibility (does he even have any left?) and businesses all by himself.

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@heypuppit

7 months

@ShilohBat your mom knows your twitter target audience it seems

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry platonic female friends are awesome. mine are supportive as hell. i brought up wanting to paint my nails last night and they were all immediately saying to do it, helped me figure out colors and offering tips.

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@ask_aubry i rarely talked to anyone besides family and a few close friends unless i absolutely had to for way too long. turns out i have anxiety, the solution to that? therapy. what do men avoid like the plague? therapy. if you are lonely, that's a sign, work on yourself.

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@heypuppit

6 months

@arbyslover99 i looked at the photo first and… i read what i wanted to read and not what it actually said until i finally read your tweet

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@heypuppit

9 months

@FemboyYt catch and release

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@heypuppit

2 months

@TomboyTgirl honestly if that's someone's answer they deserve the previously mentioned consequence

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@heypuppit

1 year

@halomancer1 this

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@heypuppit

1 year

stupidest business decision ever made. next up will be the renaming of Blue to XX so everyone gets receipts for XXX, which will be ironic since he's destroying the ability for SWers to reach people and earn a living

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1 year

@ask_aubry java, much like life has garbage collection, someone needs to deallocate him from dating or giving advice

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@heypuppit

11 months

@ask_aubry why don't we hug our male friends? because we're raised to view it as weird and when one of us tries thats the response we get. i don't hug my female friends because i'm thinking about sex or want to have sex with them, its because i genuinely care about them and am happy to see

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3 months

so had a discovery last night that i shared on my private

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@heypuppit

4 months

@ShilohBat ask him to define "small", then reply with a size 2.5 times what he considers small

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@heypuppit

11 months

@EuphoriTori someone saw an opportunity for attention

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@heypuppit

1 year

@ask_aubry how about we just don't send dms sexualizing anyone but especially teens? lets go even farther, how about we don't dm people unless they ask us to?

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@heypuppit

11 months

@ask_aubry or, hear me out…

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@heypuppit

8 months

@oncloud_e i'm guessing they aren't coming back and saying "i still need you so badly" even though they should

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2 months

girl who just wants to believe she deserves to be happy

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@heypuppit

10 months

@ShilohBat good friend. a great friend would tip though.

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@oncloud_e make her pick which stuffy gets the punishment and she'll never misbehave again

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@heypuppit

1 year

@scouseweegian @ask_aubry they have D.R. right in their display name, now we know what it stands for.

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@heypuppit

5 months

@alixbugbug many things it would seem

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@heypuppit

11 months

@ask_aubry just be normal and if they want to give you contact info they will

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@heypuppit

5 months

@thenicestmemes closest i could get to being a shapeshifter

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@heypuppit

11 months

@VeryBadLlama if i said what should happen to people like that my account would be terminated

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@heypuppit

1 year

@punishedmother ice cream, coffee, or something similar is perfect, it can be as short or as long as you want. not feeling it? easy to bail. enjoying it? order another coffee or something and keep talking.

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@SlayzKiana sounds like a win still

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@heypuppit

1 year

@EuphoriTori ok, so this is a group of gay people who are presumably just LGB, but then still refer to it as the LGBTQ ideology. wouldn’t you think they would focus on just everything after the LGB? these are the people who will be surprised when they don’t stop at the T.

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well that's absolutely wrecked me

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tonight's plans

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trans girl who gets imposter syndrome because she's never once thought about ketamine

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@heypuppit

1 year

alright, lets see how this little story goes --- "So how did you meet?" It's a question you've been asked many times since you two started dating. You tell everyone it was on a dating app, no one really questions that these days.

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@VoiceQuills all the puppygirls have to go to the vet now :(

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1 month

@thenicestmemes i don't know how to reply to this, but have a reply anyway

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3 months

i should clarify, this has nothing to do with my identity or sexuality, she doesn't know any of that, she's just a shit person

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7 months

@oncloud_e woah! Cloudy just casually posting a photo that will stop everyone mid scroll

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1 year

stupidest business decision ever made. next up will be the renaming of Blue to XX so everyone gets receipts for XXX, which will be ironic since he's destroying the ability for SWers to reach people and earn a living

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🚨 now redirects to Twitter, marking the imminent rebranding of the platform.

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@EuphoriTori sorry i didn't take into account other cultures those years when i really thought about throwing myself off a bridge, my bad, i had some other things on my mind

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@junefembug called it love not sex, op should think about that for a second

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7 months

@oncloud_e they skipped over the abusive part, because they don't get it. its very different than just being uncomfortable. it's not a party where the vibe doesn't feel right so you leave to go do something else

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11 months

@ask_aubry empathy is such a wonderful fucking thing, you cannot and should not try to rip emotion from everything. they see it as a bad thing because they think it makes them weak, it really makes them human, but thats no concern to them apparently.

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@EuphoriTori you know what happened when i thought i was a cis man and i told my cis women friends i wanted to paint my nails? they went off on me about how i definitely should do it, offered tips, wanted to know what colors i was thinking and were super supportive. they still think i'm a cis

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@pierbiwierbi they should be, it's their job to look at skin

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@pierbiwierbi reported him for misinformation > synthetic media and manipulated media. will tiktok do anything? probably not unfortunately

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@heypuppit

1 year

@CottontailVA freckles, crooked teeth & a lot more things. today's "beauty standards" are just ridiculous. every woman doesn't need to be an exaggerated hourglass. some of the most attractive people to me, tons of people would label as "average" or "nothing special", but they are special!

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she/her in the streets, it/its in the sheets

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11 months

@ask_aubry skill issue, also a general lack of understanding arousal among other things.

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@BextoMoose @ShilohBat i'm not attracted to men, i prefer a male friend not get turned on by me at any point

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@SlayzKiana eyes! can captivate anyone with your eyes! i mean look at the photo how could anyone not be. how did they go to something not even in the photo?

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@GundamGock911 @polypocketknife

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@michellexotter good morning Michelle

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@goodnightrage she's me and she might be right

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@chlo_notcool @ask_aubry i ordered a black, a teal, and a green along with a quick dry base and matte top coat. going to start with black and then work my way up to the teal and then the green as i get more confident.

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@Bird_boi7 @_look_its_sarah cis het men

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1 year

@vamptwinkC these people just don't understand love or fun. the choice words in the drafts are probably "god i wish that was me"

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9 months

@SlayzKiana people arguing this instead of realizing how lucky they are to have found these videos. what has the world come to?

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11 months

@ask_aubry if he was listening when women talked he'd find many interesting conversations. maybe there's really is no shared interests to talk about, but you can still have good interesting conversation without fucking being the goal

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1 year

@ask_aubry air must be thin at that altitude

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@ask_aubry There is nothing stopping him from buying a fun toy and pounding himself silly. If he’s not getting dates he can use the money he’s saving to make himself happy.

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@michellexotter what's your best dish?

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@Nyxxx696 hi Nyx, hope you're having a good day

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fucking your puppygirl so good you end up having to pay a pet fee because the neighbors reported the barking to the landlord

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1 year

@EuphoriTori they hate everyone who doesn't have the same views is the obvious answer. also this is the only place they get this kind of attention from people, so they need to keep it up in order to get their fix.

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it's called watersports, which means you need to drink your fucking water!

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@heypuppit

1 year

@Aoife_Bee_ she didn't fuck up. she should have said something more direct earlier in the relationship, but she didn't fuck up. i also hate that i read this

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@thenicestbirdy stayed out past midnight on a full moon, was given the choice of werewolf or girl, opted for softer skin over fur

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1 year

@ask_aubry aspiring gentleman, upping his gentleman game, willing to go full gentleman upon request. so… not a gentleman then? you shouldn't have to be asked to be a gentleman at 50 years old (or at any age honestly), you should just be one if you actually are one.

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@oncloud_e he could just service the 15 men himself and then keep the hormones and money for himself.

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3 months

i have to bite my tongue every time i hear someone say watersports irl because i know they always mean the boring kind like boating or jet skiing, never the fun kind

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1 year

@its_sarahs_alt 🫂 people will realize that things they do have consequences eventually

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