Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~ At church
~ At the farmer's market
~ In the library
~ In a bookstore
~ Sipping a whole milk latte in a cute cafe
~ Baking sweet treats for loved ones
~ Spending time in nature
back when I was working in an office/creative studio I sent my slack group this reaction emoji and my direct supervisor dm’d me and said I needed to use more appropriate emojis’s
Tonight this girl walked in and sat right in front of my bar well and I was like “oh my god, you smell amazing what fragrance are you wearing?” and she said “nothing, I just held a baby” and I was like
@solarrunway
there’s something so insanely hilarous about the way he changes “i’ve got a wife and kids at home” to “i have kids at home” right in the middle of it, like that’s a comedy genius right there