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sometimes i trip on how happy we could be

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I made something really important.
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@lemonade_grrrl Sure, “flaming locks of auburn hair with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green” but was she absolutely stacked?
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I would act a fool with this, like really stupid dummy-style eating.
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Macy’s Place Pizzeria
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Chopped Chicken Finger Caesar Hoagie
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@sandwichlover7
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fuck my chumba wumba life
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can i come over and look at you like this
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@maliktheoracle “Excuse me…”
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@his_obituary hell yeah
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dream hotdog rotation
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@SerpicoRising
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I’d love to rip a couple cigs and crack a tallboy in this bitch
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@SerpicoRising
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@ecto_fun Everything that is cool now is derivative of something that was once much cooler in its original form.
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@McNaughtonArt Corrected version
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10 months
this app is fucked dude i’m getting adult cartoon goonposting on my TL at 8 in the morning marge
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You can only smash one (Francine, Lois, Marge or Leela)
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@vinn_ayy you’re sandy bullock in this?
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@helen why my man ain’t got no draws on?
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@kochsister my man got the zoomies and frew up
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@turntretarded The shirt logistics gave it away for me
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@SerpicoRising
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back up on my bullshit this feta got me geekin
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i’m eating feta loose
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“WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY THAT DID THIS!”
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@FilmUpdates
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The Oscars are now looking for a new host. Who would you like to see host the 2025 ceremony?
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@maliktheoracle Answer that mfer like Takeoff “MOMMA!”
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@Prohypnogamer @airbagged ratio + L + you’re weak
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@snooopyiscool need the Snoopy china for this
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@airbagged Trebek was ruthless. I loved it when he would just walk away from the person and say, “…O…K…”
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@greenlikejay The fact that you used a photo of Griffith after he raped the princess proves how totally off base this sentiment is. That’s how you feel? That’s crazy.
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Just ran the numbers
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she should be at the club omg
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need this so bad it’s not even funny
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Perhaps you don’t realize how intense of a flex this is.
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@ecto_fun “It’s called ‘Loveless,’ Tone. It’s THE seminal shoegaze album of the 90s.”
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@hotheyylien @airbagged “Bloodborne community” 😂
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@grovymango These were easily my favorite media aesthetic as a kid. Really fun, but kinda spooky. Liminal space vibe.
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@moschinodorito All of my police interactions have involved either mistaken identity, wrongful detainment/search and seizure or brutality.
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@airbagged This image has been seared into my heart. My mind hurts.
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sitting cross-legged and eating chicken nuggets at the baby snoopy table
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back up on my bullshit
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i’m eating feta loose
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Many such cases
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@whotfisjovana Just take Facebook out back like Old Yeller and get it over with already
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@airbagged Doctor Zhivago Brief Encounter Bridge Over the River Kwai A LEAN NIGHT!
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@MigasMegas @freshhel bro the national anthem don’t even slap
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selling all of my furniture & filling my house with couches for maximum relaxation/minimal brain function
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@archedmar @airbagged Delete your trash ass account you fuckin loser. White groyper piece of shit.
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@mmmelanierose I would physically fight my colleagues for your attention
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@aallleeexxxxxx1 I got my drinking under control, I just do it alone and only at night.
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Tim Robinson in this month’s Thrasher.
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Running a grilled cheese clinic over here
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i got that dog in me
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@iPhoneluvrr He was stealing tweets then blocking the OP lol
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@vinn_ayy The husband is probably sunning his perineum in the backyard while she’s making these.
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@OATMlLKLATTE You have no idea
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@freshhel Sharkskin blue slaps tho
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@matrix07012
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@Techy_fin @airbagged I want an option to remove black people from video games. Other people can see them but seeing them offends me and therefore I should be given a choice if I want to see them
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@ecto_fun Gould’s reaction is priceless.
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@vinn_ayy Tea with a terf? Naw
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@maliktheoracle Not a drop of melanin goddamn
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@hondacrvthe3rd They imploded, which is the opposite of exploded, so they should be great.
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@Elivyndyr You telegraphed the draw and swung high from the opposite direction like a novice. Two moves should’ve been one. Left your whole torso open. Your opponent would swipe from left to right and vivisect you.
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Love seeing that this was a litmus test for not only the triggered but also those unable to comprehend subversive comedy. I stole this from Thundercat’s IG, so if you have a problem take it up with a Grammy award winner. 😂
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@mmmelanierose Literally running to YouTube for this NOW
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POV I’m your wife
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@KarenFootage She became a video game environment obstacle.
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“can you hop on a call real quick?”
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Home Movies Season 1 ass chair
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@freshhel Bought “purple rain” paint once because I love Prince and it was so bad I did not use the room for months then paid someone to repaint it
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need this worse than anything
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Vintage Camel Ashtray
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@tavernofterrors Yeah I did feel bad about that.
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@jestingtime watch this space
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@ericbrownzzz Better be whole hog, wood-cooked, vinegar based…
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@superskrong This was swaggy as hell in 2010. Those Nike Blazers were the shit. And he’s not pushing mongo.
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@StrangestMedia One time my friend took mushrooms and thought his lung had collapsed, but it turns out he was just wearing a windbreaker.
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@airbagged Smokin on that shit that turned Leland Palmer’s hair white
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summer vibes
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@helen R. Budd Dwyer wrote a letter to Biden before he shot himself in 1987.
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@GhostDroid18 @greenlikejay She said, “Griffith, no!” THEN he raped Casca. Don’t defend this dude.
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@afrocosmist Fuckin Baron Harkonnen
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@Prohypnogamer @airbagged Habitual L taker god DAMN
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@tom_on_here
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Sometimes you just gotta get on the toilet to fart
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@isaacturnersong So on and so forth.
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@helen And they did that weird thing where Kate McKinnon very seriously sang a sad song as Hillary Clinton one time.
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@ecto_fun Scorsese was pretty scary in that movie.
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@World0fEcho gang gang walk with me
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