Raised a Vol | Became A Hoosier | Managing Director @ William Blair | Licensed Ketamine Therapist | Ball Knower | Former 🔌 | Afters Host Of The Year 2023
The bad: My poor roommate is fighting with his girlfriend like I used to with my ex and I hear her crying
The good: They broke up for a few hours tonight and ya boy took her spot at the reservation and ate for free at RPM Steakhouse. Best damn Old Fashioned I’ve ever had
DB got broken up over text last night after a year + of dating. She told me she’d been seeing someone else.
DB: “So you’ve been cheating on me 😂😂”
Her: “Not cheating I didn’t go on any solo dates” 💀💀
I told all my friends that’s how it would end. Feels good to be right
I can air this all out now. The dream job was intern for Pardon My Take but they did NOT hire me. High key fuck them but it’s all good, I’m gonna call them out when I’m bigger than them in 10 years
Will no longer be consuming any Barstool content 😂 Big Cat and PFT really chill
If you get married before you’re 25 (DB really thinks 27 or 28) you’re
A) Really fucking stupid
B) Super religious and just wanted to fuck
C) Sold yourself short
D) Went to JH Ranch, Auburn, or Samford
These aren’t mutually exclusive
@DTrucksBurner
I hear you but this really only goes for the Ohio State, Bamas, and Georgias of the world.
If somebody wants to be an Arkansas or Kentucky football fan, by god I’m going to let them
Fresh off the 7 day ban, and it’s good to be back fellas. DB has been watching this week’s events from afar
1. DB won 11K off the Vols natty (GBO🍊)+ Panthers cup
2. Realized there is tons of awful burners on here now
3. No word back from the dream job
4. We are so back rn
Been out the game for a fat minute now and I’m still getting texts from sophomores at IU for K and bag. My brothers in Christ I’m 4 hours away
Heroes are remembered, legends never die
It went as well as it possibly could’ve gone imo. Praying for the best gentleman🤞🏼
Will keep the lads updated either way
All I can say is never give up boys, keep going you never know when you will get your break. Hoping this is mine
Can’t get a hold of my Dad to wish him a happy Father’s Day so I texted Mom
Reminded of how Southern moms are the best. Bits and pieces of comedy gold and it’s never intentional, everything said is always so blunt
First Guinness cracked, jersey on, joints rolled, oven preheating, pizzas and wings on deck, sneaky bag after 8 pints, tweet 37 times tonight, watch first rounder highlight reel 4x, drama film followed by a comedy, smoke myself into oblivion, crank stick until 7:64 AM
Indiana used to have “mental health days” on random Wednesdays during Covid year and all that would happen on said days was members of Greek life quite literally destroying their mental health with copious amounts of hard booze and cocaine. Ahhh the good times
@NFL_DovKleiman
Is he an M.D. or what? If this mans played college football and got through that coursework I probably would need to see his transcript. That’s amazing
@YoSoyRyanDavis
@NFL_DovKleiman
I just read up on him, said he only practiced football once a week and was still the best player in Canada. Whatta beast
It’s actually crazy what hot girls can get away with. The smoke show bartender keeps shooting me with a water gun and I see no issues with it. I’m loving her playfulness
But if she were fat or ugly, man we’d be having major problems…
Daenerys has just been informed that the landlord gave us 400 dollars to have a cleaning service come and do the floors when we first moved in. One of Daenerys roommates took that money and bought an Xbox that he has put in his room.
How should Daenerys move forward?
I take so much pride in being the fall guy for my friends with girlfriends. Throw my name around like a fucking rag doll, I don’t give a fuck. Blame me for everything. No babe I wasn’t doing coke, it was DB.
Just a reminder to 85% of Michigan fans: That school DENIED you and wanted NO part of YOU as a student. Yet you will all still walk around today and for the next 5 years going ra ra Go Blue… truly pathetic. A guy like me.. well I was actually *accepted* by the teams I root for
DB has essentially been unemployed since June. DB has now procured 3 jobs in the last week including one at one of the best clubs in Chicago
The moral of the story: be born to parents who can support you out of college 😂😂 but also keep going. You always just need one yes
Best friend is heading to quantico tomorrow… currently in Knoxville and he’s gotten kicked out of a sushi restaurant and knocked out some unlucky fat guy. Good lord pray for my boy DG🙏🏼
@More_Issues
Carr… but I hope all of them. There’s zero reason why we can’t win another SEC title and make another run next year. We can still be a 3/4 seed. People get blinded by DK3 and forget Tennessee has consistently fielded damn good teams since 2016
Worst types of tweets to hop on here and read have to be the ones shitting on someone else’s music taste while simultaneously acting as if they posses some refined taste and know better than everyone else
This didn’t get enough likes. This fucking guy actually managed one of the most known restaurants in all of Nashville while also being the only white person working there 😂😂 AND plugged the entire city
IG post is all time. Talk about lore
Only good deal at the dispo ever is the Stiiizy BOGO. I’ll pay 43 bucks after tax for a full G of wax every day of the week
I’m tryna stop pot, but I’m more addicted to it thank gambling, Xanax, and ketamine combined
Fantasy league is getting a cameo this year and I’m fucking pumped
Some current options
- AJ and Big Justice
- AB
- Kevin from The League
- Chris Hansen
I hope I get to talk to whichever old head is complaining about this shit. DB does feel bad I had to semi-body the front desk lady, she’s so sweet so I had to tell her I meant no disrespect to her
Just saw an Auburn sophomore girl post an engagement photo… I’m gonna be fucking sick
YOUR BRAIN ISNT FULLY DEVELOPED FOR 5 MORE YEARS, ENJOY THAT DIVORCE IN 2041 THOUGH
@realflint_bman
@avl_mike
I think it’s more of an indictment on how bad the Carolina skill players are than anything. Nobody got any pop and able to make those 25+ yard scores
Got a little flustered this week with rush. Called up pops and he flew down on the PJ to Baton Rouge to take me to our house down in Cabo for the weekend lol. I’ll be back on Monday to continue with being a PNM (Potential New Member)…I just needed a little detox that’s all.