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Vol Twitter’s Attorney, ADHD/‘tism (level 1). Vols, Celtic FC, Scotland, LFC, Kings, Yanks, Titans, & Avs. Love Fallout, Total War, Elder Scrolls, LotR.

Knoxville, TN
Joined April 2010
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A cloud of cigar smoke wafts over a winning Neyland
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@detectclips Nah that’s def Zoidberg outside his shell.
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@MegumiBandicot Monopoly. Violent game sometimes
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@VanLathan He’s gonna laugh and crash out for 3 hours, but with singing!
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@goddammitsarah I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed
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@AltHistCody For anyone who’s genuinely confused about this… The book ends in exactly the same spot. The show ended. There is no more material. They are going to be making it up as they go and we all know how well that worked for Game of Thrones.
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@edsbs I’m partial to the RKO lol
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@JerusalemDemsas Listen this is the woman who gave $50,000 in a shoebox to the “cia agent” she had been talking to for months… Don’t listen to her
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@PatrickDane I’m literally following nearly every gaming journalist and publication I can think of and I have never heard a single word about this game. Zero. Not a single solitary piece of information. That should tell you something.
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@questionableway Listen, if blood wasn't spilled and slavery wasn't used to obtain them...is it really a good diamond? (Note I do not believe this, but shew a lot of people do)
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Tennessee fans know how to party.
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@tractor_owner Even the synagogues in the south (pictured Savannah) is basically the same looking as any church in the area.
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Aurora borealis over Neyland. You don’t see that every day. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the northern lights in Knoxville.
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@billdifilippo They are exactly what Stephen A. wants to be and will never be.
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@_evFM I don’t know, man… As the child of divorced parents, I would much rather them have been divorced than been together and hated each other and every moment they spent together and had a toxic home environment.
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@opinonhaver Like I bet you most of us even the most non-religious among us watched VeggieTales… that is a Christian piece of media that has near universal reach and appeal. It’s possible they just need to start making better stuff
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@KaiserBeamz Are you telling me a rotoscoped Cab Calloway as a clown/ghost is not cinema because buddy I’m telling you it absolutely is
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@Vol_Football had Neyland Stadium rocking Saturday. Here’s unedited pure sound from my balcony on Alabama’s last drive. A wall of noise, Vols fans, y’all rock, we rock. Tennessee is all the way back
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@TheStefanSmith Perfect time for another War of Scottish Independence I’d say.
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@theACC @katieledecky @GoStanford @stanfordwswim @NCAA This is some of the worst stolen valor I’ve ever seen. The Pac 12 didn’t die for this.
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@WorldWideWob The hopelessness I felt watching Steph Cook my team for 50 and knowing not a damn thing they could do about it was humbling and awful
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All right, I’ll give Morgan Wallen credit having an actual firework show inside Neyland is impressive. As always Go Vols.
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@Variety So a mall. You are opening a mall. This is why people hate corporate speak.
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@JennyENicholson Jenny, that pole has a family. If you don’t stop, it’s going to hire legal representation and sue you for defamation. That pole did nothing wrong.
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@jdabre11 Hell hath no fury like an old person with nothing left to worry about.
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Beautiful sunset over the majestic cathedral of college football that is Neyland Stadium, where Tennessee is 1-0.
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@screenrant The fact that your head of Star Wars content specifically mentioned that he did not watch the Jenny Nicholson video because it was too long before approving this article tells me everything I need to know about this article, as in no….it holds 0 validity to me
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@PeteThamel Attorney here… I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist, though or an attorney to understand that you need to get every single thing like this in writing signed before you can consider it something that is definite. Don’t rely on verbal contracts.
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@JennyENicholson That my name is legally Jacob but I go by Jake has tripped up so many of these verification systems. I mean Venmo banned me once for it and I had to threaten legal action to get it unbanned and I lost an entire Instagram account because Meta just wouldn’t accept my ID.
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Before you get mad at the Tennessee play calling… I genuinely believe the field is bad enough to where they do not want to get people hurt and they do not believe Oklahoma can score enough. I think this is conservative on purpose.
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@Dexerto As a real life attorney… And giant video game nerd. I will say this is complicated. There’s probably is an NDA from the twitch settlement so neither side can speak on it publicly. However, it appears enough evidence was discovered to terminate the relationship, but not tell us.
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@I_AM_WILDCAT Also, just because it only technically gets hot enough to need it 10 days a year…doesn’t mean once you get a taste of that cold cold freedom, you won’t keep the ac blasting damn near all the time. The meat locker home is a glorious thing.
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@AltHistCody Oh yes, the South Carolina flag, which… Checks notes… Dates back to 1775? Sigh lol
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@CloserLookPod This is Sy Snootles erasure.
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@Variety Knew I’d seen that look before…
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@KaiserBeamz Other random cool animation that’s outside the OP’s post
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@IcyVert I’m a “God Hates Jags” man myself
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@AltHistCody 1000000% real. Can confirm, saw it last night in theaters. This person is never explained. No clue where it came from or what its purpose is.
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@displacedkraut Love how it’s called the $1 $2 $3 menu and not a single item is under 2 lol. A small fry for 2.49 gtfo
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@Dexerto How dare you leave out Frank West, and the best zombie game ever made, Dead Rising
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@AlbertBreer You clearly don’t watch enough Iowa football then
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@justinc_99 Yeah, I’m going with the devil named Curry from now until the end of time for him
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@souljagoytellem Wait till they get a hold of how weird, fancy dressing, quirky, and just generally strange George Patton was
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@kgurlll OK, but how many minutes was the lol sorry after the initial question did he immediately recognize what he had done or did it take him 10 or 15 minutes of you not answering
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Man look at that sunset tonight
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@YahooSports @IowaAwesome He is a cornerback. Cornerbacks are peacocks. This is exactly the type of behavior I want from my cornerback.
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@AFilmKid This might be controversial, but I miss filler episodes. Some of my favorite episodes of some of my favorite shows like Seinfeld or American Dad or King of the Hill have episodes that actually do nothing to progress any story, and they are great. Lowstakes, easy to watch.
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@JennyENicholson If they’re not offering you significant compensation for this, I might look into lawyering up. It would be extremely unreasonable for them to just only treat your stuff and not give you a significant amount of compensation for something that medically dangerous
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@MorsExMare Don’t make us proportional response you again
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@AltHistCody Hey my cousin wrote this game… Or at least was one of the lead writers on it and I think the Italian campaign has a character named after my great grandfather so I wholly endorse this take
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@AltHistCody Nothing ever happens is undefeated… Literally
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@VadersOrder This is uncle Owen and aunt Beru erasure
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@LateKickJosh Hello it’s us! Tennessee. We’re already the most insufferable and we’re not even back to elite yet.
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@detectclips Don’t be so shocked I said it lol y’all were all thinking it
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@TheTumboy The fact that he asks about what the exit wound looks like and where it is and I believe you remark something about his liver… He knew he was dead as soon as they opened up the wound. Terrifying
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@iqkev Since when does it matter what a Quebecois says about an American election?
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@smokingmusket Let’s just say it’s sicko’s committee good but regular bad.
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@hunterisdunn They didn’t even have to watch the full video to get to the part where she talks about this. It’s like 20 minutes in at most…
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@KaiserBeamz Like the 30’s were wild man.
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@CFBONFOX Deion my man I hate to tell you, but people have been attacking college players as long as there’s been college athletics…
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@mymixtapez Y’all do know fat boy is real right? Like it smacks so hard.
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@kevinwildes Look up Luxotica and the absolute chokehold they have on the luxury eyewear market… do you wanna talk about a monopoly…shew
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Farragut High School has 16 D-1 Baseball signees today. That’s insane tbh. What a class.
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@PicturesFoIder My god this movie was dark
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@DailyMirror This is Knoxville, TN the next few days with somewhere between 80 and 100% humidity… I beg for the weather that England is getting
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The sunset over Neyland is incredible. Nothing like a Tennessee Vols sunset. GBO!
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@TodayInSportsCo @SOGFootball How dare you leave out this masterpiece. The Replacements rocked lol
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@rodger They topped it today. Even better.
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Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston Immediately mocks Galveston again "That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"
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@_fabeany_ Pretty sure I managed to get through undergrad, graduate school, and law school by using this exact method. Super short bursts of mega focus but man summers and winter breaks I was mentally dead inside.
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@Foxworth24 Didn’t even break stride, vocal tone remained unchanged no thought right out with it… Elite burn delivery right there. God if he was this smooth on the field trash talking then shew lord.
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Neyland has just the right shade of orange today… Horns down orange.
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@CloserLookPod Did not expect this to go off. Here are some other fun Star Wars names. 1. Sebulba 2. Sweitt Concorkill 3. Elan Sleazebaggano 4. Slowen Lo 5. Jek Porkins 6. General Whorm Loathsom 7. Paodok'Draba'Takat Sap'De'Rekti Nik'Linke'Ti' Ki'Vef'Nik'NeSevef'Li'Kek 8. Therm Scissorpunch
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@yslenjoyer Tangle to guntube is medieval history tube, which has some also shady characters except for these three fine gentlemen.
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@Dexerto Or, and hear me out here… Y’all can make better games that people want to buy thus increasing sales and thus making more money. In fact, if the game is good enough, people will buy DLC and cosmetics and whatever. Novel concept, I know.
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@IDiggsHim I mean Mike’s been to prison… Could be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
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@ChrisAlvino Not that I’ve had any issues that rise to the level of hating my life… But I had Lasik done when I was 20 and about seven years later it basically is like I never had it done at all and I’m back to wearing glasses just the same. It’s not as much of a sure thing as people expect.
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@FilmsFallout Ballistic weave. Only reason.
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@terrymeiners I’ve said from the start, the PD tried to write a check that the DA’s office did not wanna cash. They tried to strong arm Scheffler into accepting a minor charge so it looked like no one backed down. In the end, his attorney wanted to fight and the cop was a liar so here we are.
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@MaceAhWindu Was this supposed to be an own on you? Like…shew lol no
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@LateKickJosh Can confirm. This is across the River and it’s that loud.
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@Trey_Explainer I’m in awe of his drip
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@psychic_pussy69 It’s probably just the ADHD for me not allowing any sort of long-term planning
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@AbroadInJapan The affable lad had to be extra affable. I hope one of the dignitaries asked about Natsuki or Ryotoro lol
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@Daniel_Rapaport The police department will not want all the charges dropped, but the district attorneys office will know it is suicidal to even attempt anything and I suppose everything will be dropped. But I do think the police department won’t be happy with that.
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@Variety Or maybe, and hear me out, studios shouldn’t release a movie on streaming a month after it is in theaters if they want people to actually go to the theaters… Crazy, I know
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@scottEmovienerd The Brave Little Toaster is quite literally impossible to find outside of YouTube.
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OK classy move by Tennessee Athletics to light the stadium blue in honor of the fallen Blount County Sheriff’s Department officer
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@JakeSucky As a real life attorney… And giant video game nerd. I will say this is complicated. There’s probably is an NDA from the twitch settlement so neither side can speak on it publicly. However, it appears enough evidence was discovered to terminate the relationship, but not tell us.
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I can’t believe they got Peyton in a helmet and Heupel in that T-shirt. Morgan Wallen is wild man.
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A win on the road against the top 15 team, I swear to God if Vol Twitter moans and complains about this, we don’t deserve anything nice. Stop. This is a big win. Enjoy it.
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@poisonjr let me tell you going to journalism school with even a slight southern accent They will try and beat it out of you. Legitimately mine is very minor compared to most because my mother is from Long Island and my father from Sav, GA but they tried to beat my accent out at school.
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@_LeIand_ Remember us all when you are famous and use your powers to promote Tennessee sports…
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@LAcrimes Now, where have I seen this before…
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@MaceAhWindu I use this one all the time lol
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@AltHistCody I’m also dubious about the byzantine empire, being in any century, the strongest empire… The History of Byzantium podcast, has taught me anything it’s that that entire operation was held together with flex glue basically lol
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@JasonKirk_fyi Listen, I just did a deity game of Civ VI on a non-water map as Norway… Apparently I live for pain and disappointment
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