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ThatOneGuy

@displacedkraut

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On Twitter to hear about things 30 seconds faster than I would otherwise.

Joined January 2020
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@displacedkraut
ThatOneGuy
8 months
It's psychologically damaging being fully cognizant that the price of everything has gone up by at least 100% in the last half decade, yet every figurehead in government is just pretending that that's simply untrue, and half the Western world didn't just slide into pseudo-poverty
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8 months
This was a dollar in 2018:
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1 year
@dyingscribe Race swap or not, show Deep is the superior version of the character - I couldn't tell you a single thing of note that the Deep in the comics says or does
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3 years
@LawnMower_mann One manga title outselling the ENTIRE North American comic book industry last year tells you everything you need to know about how detrimental it is to have your industry stop writing compelling stories to pander to a minority of shrieking PC zealots
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@displacedkraut
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3 years
@SetteSpade7x70 @Oktoberblitz I cannot comprehend the state of existence that people without internal monologues and aphantasia live in - like, do they just operate on a reactionary basis to external stimuli and simply power down like a 2005 Windows XP when they're sitting alone in a dark room?
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3 years
@goodnightadri @SmokeAndSomno I have never seen a more succinct litmus test that divides "people who spent too much time on the internet" and "uncorrupted normies" than this
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3 years
@lporiginalg Imagine just wanting to go to work, do your job, and get paid for your time at said job - and you get in "trouble" for refusing to participate in the kindergarten-ification of your workplace by the kind of people who almost certainly get paid more than you and contribute far less
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4 years
@CountDankulaTV The wild part is, it looks like you could just walk there under a yellow sky. Except you can't - because the atmosphere is carbon dioxide with sulphuric acid rain, the surface temperature is nearly 5× water's boiling point, and the atmospheric pressure nearly 100× Earth's.
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4 years
@DianaWintah *dedicates life to mastering an instrument* *Isn't the ethnicity of said instrument's country of origin's native population* *is obviously a "culturally appropriating" racist* I hate this timeline we're in.
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4 years
@OrwellNGoode Can't help reading this and thinking about the people sharing the "mental health matters!" posts on social media, knowing that if it ever came down to having that life-saving conversation with someone in a dark place, that they'd let them down one last time, then it's too late.
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3 years
@SocialNomadRach No matter how bizarrely bonkers a parody or satirical peice of media gets - there will be a time when enough common sense and adherence to basic truths gets eroded away from the public consciousness to normalize just about anything that once would have been unthinkable.
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3 years
@EwdatsGROSS The film is about an emotionally unavailable woman getting into a situationship with a heart-on-his-sleeve romantic man, and things ending because neither is right for the other. No real villains, just two people looking for two different things.
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3 years
Gotta admire the sheer absurdity of some 3rd rate writer convincing DC to print and publish her Tumblr self-insert fanfic
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3 years
When your mom is a Super Hero, how do you define your life? Meet Mandy in #IAmNotStarfire by Mariko Tamaki and Yoshi Yoshitani, out 7/27 🖤
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3 years
@HiFightTH All the feet guys rn:
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11 months
Everyone is really impressed that with an operating budget of $400 million dollars and several hundred police officers, you raided a teenager's '05 Nissan Altima and got the dangerous vape pen, air pods, cologne, utility knife, $15, sunglasses, and credit card off the streets
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3 years
@BudrykZack @SocialNomadRach Chappelle's Show ran so that Key & Peele could walk. The amount of disrespect being thrown at that show and Dave himself because nearly 2 decade old comedy doesn't comply to current woke social norms is infuriating
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3 years
@LunarArchivist I'm not even going to bother to fill in the words of this template, but this is applicable every time this particular community has a grievance or complaint about anything
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3 years
@allowedtohit How the fuck do you spend a fifth of a billion dollars making a film, and have to CG a bar background scene, instead of, you know, just having an actual bar set?
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2 years
@PandasAndVidya Hate that we made it through the piss-yellow shaders of 2005-2012 gaming, to beautifully vibrant color pallettes on 8th generation consoles, only to come back to ugly hazy game worlds because of "realism". If I wanted realistic ugly scenery I'd just go outside
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2 years
@BasedLoto What in the Shadowrun corporate warfare is this?
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4 years
@ratbazterd Oh god, it's been 10 years already?
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3 years
@lporiginalg "I swear I'm not an inattentive parent, I just think the recreational drug candy that I bought and improperly stored should be labelled differently - because that's the real issue here"
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2 years
@SocialNomadRach Oddly enough, the headline seems to want to frame these men as the bad guys - when the women are still choosing them despite "a lack of social of sexual skills"
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2 years
@LivingScribe Every time
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4 years
@DianaWintah "Why are men checking out of society?" They ask, as they demonize men relentlessly as violent aggressors, point out our "privilege", and paint masculinity as toxic. Sure is a mystery.
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6 months
@Komaniecki_R I need to know what she does for a living that makes this remotely financially attainable
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4 years
@FemBoy_Lover_69 Imagine trying to start a moral panic about lewd manga. In 2020.
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3 years
@tankerDMG Absolutely shook at the eldritch finger contortions in this thread some of y'all are doing
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4 years
@blknoiz06 A lot of replies to this are basically "lmao incels" But somehow, for virtually every other sociological situation like this, where the data shows abnormal paradigm shifts, people take notice and can at least understand the detriments to civilization if left unchecked. Wild.
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2 years
@lporiginalg The most successful and accomplished men alive can only dream of having the level of self worth and confidence that this barely literate, single mother, gold digging, only-good-for-a-lay woman possesses. Sadly, women like this are becoming the rule rather than the exception
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3 years
@behind_pics *rest of cast* "Here's your superhero outfits directly adapted from the source material, which will help you both look and feel the part of the characters you're portraying" *Billy Crudup* "Here's an LED covered gimp suit, you're basically playing a superpowered demigod"
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3 years
@SocialNomadRach "Comply or die with my one-sided ideological worldview that favors me and mine over you and yours, otherwise you'll be socially gaslit into believing that you're a bad person"
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3 years
@LunarArchivist Watching people try to defend the video game industry for doing extremely counterintuitive things will always be hilarious to me
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4 years
@SophNar0747 @_Vs_The_World Having to come to the comments to make sure this actually was a shitpost says a lot about the current state of gaming journalism
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3 years
@madiisuyn I'm reading this thinking it seems like a pretty standard "I'm breaking up with you and want to get in maximum emotional damage before I do" breakup/ghosting message, but the replies are really making me think I've just dated a lot of toxic women, and this shouldn't be normal?
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4 years
@TheHinduDindu Who impregnated Starfire to create that atrocious looking gremlin? MODOK?
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3 years
@SophNar0747 As one of the 3 people who saw Alita in theaters, I can say that it was... fine? Decent action and story beats, and the big-eyes-CGI actually was more endearing than offputting. It just had too much would building to cram into it's runtime, and the last 15 minutes was a mess
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3 years
@JeffHardyStan @SocialNomadRach *compliments a woman in any way* The woman:
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2 years
@CountDankulaTV Literally just pay people who operate heavy equipment - it's that easy.
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@displacedkraut
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3 years
@SaffronOlive Is Naturalize good? No. Is Naturalize good if it o ly costs 1 mana and is uncounterable? And is a land? Yes.
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@displacedkraut
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3 years
Another day, another NFT bro coming full circle to realizing that physical objects with objective scarcity are more valuable than jpegs on the internet
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3 years
I basically turned an NFT into an animated physical object without using a screen, cables or electricity...I'll be doing a lot more of these.
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@GoodReddit Not gonna lie, I skipped over the part that said "CrusaderKings" and started reading at "I want to kill my grandson". Needless to say, I was wildly confused as to why a middle eastern sheik was announcing a murder on reddit
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2 years
It'll never not be jarring to hear rhetoric straight out of a 1930's nazi rally get transposed into the modern day culture war
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4 years
@DianaWintah *walks past the size gate* *sits down* *slaps hand on table* "I'll be paying full price today - 0% off for me" *audible gasps from patrons* *waitress faints* *chefs peek out of kitchen and nod approvingly*
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2 years
@ReviewsPossum *politician promises trillion dollar utopian government policy/action* *underpaid interns spend a week crunching the numbers* "Uhhhh, sir, we don't have anywhere near the 1.6 trillion dollars to wipe out student debt" "Fudge the numbers and deny it to a few million people lol"
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7 months
@maraisbored Huh. Wizards of the we-don't-care-about-the-secondary-market Coast sure are pricing these products as though they'll have between 5-10 fetch lands per box 🤔
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7 months
This was an actual archetype of women that existed sometime between 2003 and 2009. And yes, it was unbelievably cringy in its historical context as well
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4 years
@AshBCoffin Neither is a valid option - the real problem is that the Stormcloak/Imperial conflict should really be happening in the background while you play, regardless if you pick a side or not. Entire armies and political machinations shouldn't just wait around until you show up.
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3 years
@TheCriticalDri2 Why is it that "subverting expectations" is always code for "we made it shit. Like, super-fucking-shitty level shit"
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3 years
The point went so far over your head that it's in orbit now
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2 years
@ShMikeMeadly Pretty crazy that the people who always use anti-racism as the cornerstone of their identity/beliefs/arguments are the same people who use race to invalidate the opinions of those they disagree with
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4 years
@CovfefeAnon I do not understand how it's so incomprehensible to women that being a "sex worker" greatly decreases their appeal in the dating market.
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2 years
@WomenPostingLs "Telling women what to wear is toxic" *shows up completely inappropriately dressed for the occasion* I've been in this man's shoes, and I'm sorry, but if "expressing yourself" means going out in public dressed like you offer $20 blowjobs behind dumpsters, then I want none of it
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4 years
@TheEbonyMaw "Conform to my worldview or else" rings a lot closer to religious zealotry than rational discourse, but try telling people this and they simply take stock of you as the enemy class
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4 years
@TMannu6 @eda_log "Cultural appropriation" is just a gatekeeping tool used by people who say gatekeeping is bad. Stifling human creativity based on some nebulous claim to ownership because of ethnicity or culture is a truly bizarre byproduct of identity politics and woke culture.
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7 months
I really wish it was possible to impress upon ambitionless young woman who just got out of high school just how unbelievably shitty their lives will end up being if they start down this path. The relentless normalization of Onlyfans isn't doing any woman any favors
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Adult film star Kagney Linn Karter dead to suicide at 36 🕊️
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@displacedkraut
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3 years
Good luck with the eventual divorce and child support payments I guess
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8 months
"A 35y/o man dating a 19y/o woman is indistinguishable from a man being attracted to a literal child. I am very smart"
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4 years
@nahdanieI @RedHotBlaziken *vegans* "I choose not to eat any animal-based food" *literally everyone not vegan* "Ok, that's cool" *vegans* "So are you going to start eating like me, or...?" *literally everyone not vegan* "No thank you, I'm good" *vegans* "I'LL SHOW YOU!" *vegans brand themselves* 🙃🙃🙃
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4 years
@BlackDGamer1 Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
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4 years
@SophNar0747 I legitimately wonder what it must be like to adhere to a lifestyle/ideology where the most important aspect of one's existence is their sexual identity. What happens when the house of cards that is this social structure comes tumbling down in a time of strife?
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@OliverJia1014 Step 1 is always having rich parents
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2 years
@ArcaneCrystal Most current ttrpgs/rpgs start their players off as superhuman-adjacent heroes, whereas old-school ones have you start as regular, everyday humans who would absolutely be obliterated by any wild animal above 50 pounds - especially a 200lb boar that can charge @ 30mph and gore you
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2 years
Societal norms will not "adjust" to what you feel entitled to. If you're actively choosing to dress inappropriately in professional settings, then other people's perception of you will be affected accordingly
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I’m not changing how I dress to get respect in professional settings anymore. My outfit has nothing to do with the amount of respect I deserve and I will accept no less. Adjust.
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@DianaWintah I had no idea how much any of those things cost. Then I looked it up. And now I'm thunderstruck as to how it's possible to have people who mean literally nothing to you, enthralled enough to spend THOUSANDS of dollars buying you whatever you want. Like, just hire an escort ffs.
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4 years
@undeadscribe I feel like 99.99% of white people currently alive today just want to live in peace, and don't care what their neighbor's skin color is as long as they don't make their lives difficult. The caricature of violent oppressive whites that BLM pushes as fact is a farce.
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3 years
@berserksouls *stares motherfuckerly*
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3 years
@LunarArchivist Not even an undisputed 10 can set such ludicrous benchmarks and think they'll be met - and something tells me that anyone posting in that subreddit is woefully short of being a 10
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2 years
@BURNT_T045T Honestly surprised Arin is that tall
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3 years
@shenanigreat More like, YA drama series setting where the main character's parent(s) work blue/white collar jobs that that don't come remotely close to 6 figures, yet live in a 3800sqft home in a neighborhood where a half a million dollar house is considered "cheap"
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3 years
@OrwellNGoode If a gf told me that, then I'd wish her luck with being a single mom
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3 years
@Lotad69 Imagine going to a restaurant, seeing single entrees costing 3 figures on the menu, and thinking "wow, this sure seems like a reasonable use of my money" Also, 10 dollars for a Sprite? Fuck all the way off
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3 years
@meta_nomad @OrwellNGoode Not to be too disparaging, but at that point, why carry on? This individual will literally never be capable of paying off nearly half a million dollars of debt, and has no meaningful or transferrable skills gained from this esoteric pursuit. Why continue to suffer existence?
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4 years
@LivingScribe I mean, it's either Lovecraftian body horror violence - or furries, when you lure people in with tweets like this. And I don't know which I dislike more.
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3 years
@lporiginalg Same energy
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2 years
@fuckyouiquit Remember, you don't owe an employer an ounce of effort more than what they compensate you for, and time is a precious resource you're already trading for money
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3 years
@Bolverk15 That's what happens when you don't turn a profit
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3 years
@BadCrippIe The ACAB crowd are still being infinitely worse people than most actual police officers I see
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4 years
@_Vs_The_World Hey, at least they have the self awareness to know that they're writing absolute drivel and getting paid well to do so. That doesn't help elevate the discourse to improve said drivel, but it's a start anyway.
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4 years
@SocialNomadRach I was really interested in reading the "abhorrent" tweets she allegedly made according to some articles covering her termination. Have yet to see anything beyond the pale in that regard though. So just garden variety character assassination as usual.
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3 years
@emoPAWG So you dated someone with extremely poor self esteem and possibe mental health problems for a year and expected them to magically do a 180° turnabout - and they didn't? Seems like a pretty big leap to just tell everyone who has those problems that they don't deserve to be alive?
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3 years
@APompliano I'm really starting to think the elites are either ignorant of the historical precedent of what happens to the upper classes when the pressure bellow becomes unbearable, or they believe themselves unique in this regard and that it won't happen to them this time
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4 years
@DianaWintah Welcome to Tinder, where the ages are made up and the camera angles hide what bodies actually look like
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4 years
@FemBoy_Lover_69 Barely 10 years ago the trans rights movement was about extending the same social standing that LGB community had - basic human dignity and not being harrassed for their sexuality. Now it seems that their M.O. seems to be the targeted indoctrination of children.
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I'm gonna be real here, Shad - no one pushes a double-sided technology with clear, negative long-term consequences unless they're naive or getting paid. You can just say it's neat making an anime sword girl by typing a sentence - you don't have to defend it like an MLM scheme
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Shad M. Brooks
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After making my last giant sword girl image I liked the character so much I wanted to do another one with her design. This image is a good demonstration about artistic intent being applied to AI assisted art because I had it clear in my mind before I started. I knew exactly what
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4 years
@BritMartinez I find it fascinating how women's magazines push these extremely damaging behaviors as the new normal.
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3 years
@Bolverk15 Just needs the addition of: *spends the majority of the date staring vacantly at her phone* And you've had the standard modern day date. Those behaviors are clear indicators that you're not on a date - you're just an inconvenient nuisance to her free meal
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@Lyde15 It's almost like taking "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality to the extreme without regard with said "friend's" agenda and motives are will backfire
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3 years
@4chanGreentxts It's unreal how shitty north American windows are compared to their European counterparts
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4 years
@datnofact Imagine thinking that racial segregation of language is a good thing. Sounds like a "bruh" moment to me fam.
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ThatOneGuy
4 years
@SophNar0747 Shepard's most important traits, insofar as his impact on the story, have everything to do with being a reliable and exceptional soldier, and nothing to do with his sexuality. Real life scenarios are no different, except perhaps in the insular industries the writer is in.
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ThatOneGuy
3 years
Imagine living in the (allegedly) most progressive and forward society in human history, only to come full circle to people being against race mixing again. It's getting tiresome.
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MRS.DOET💕
3 years
I'm just saying ...
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@ElfEowyn This scene, and the zoom-in slow-mo shots of the uruk-hai towards the end of TFotR are the only shots in the entire trilogy that just feel dated and out of place now imo
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3 years
@SocialNomadRach The benchmark that social media pushes as a reasonable date is unreasonable for most people
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2 years
Except there was no "hysterical tantrum", and there were no "relationship issues" The man knew immediately that the relationship was over when his gf brought up an open relationship and calmly left and ended things entirely. Any other narrative is purely misandrist gaslighting.
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Men love framing their hysterical tantrums as masculinity. Have the balls to talk about relationship issues with your partner, you asshole.
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3 years
@lporiginalg *has an OF account* "I haven't commodified myself" It's really hard to keep track on what level of clown world irony we currently exist in. The benchmarks seem to shift daily.
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3 years
I guess not wanting to have sex with someone you're not sexually attracted to is now (insert sexual identity)-phobic. By default that makes every heterosexual person homophobic 🤷🏼‍♂️
@PurpleCar
Christine Cavalier
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"Is a lesbian transphobic if she does not want to have sex with trans women?" Yes. Let me explain why. I just learned this myself a few months ago. I went to a trusted friend who helped me work out why this is problematic when I couldn't see it for myself. #CisWithTheT
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4 years
@DianaWintah That's a date every 3 days. Assuming she gave everyone a second date, that's a new guy roughly every week. Sounds to me like a professional grifter who had her restaurant meals paid for for 4 straight years.
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ThatOneGuy
3 years
@OrwellNGoode How many times does one have to shoot themselves in the foot to gain the self awareness that they're the one pulling the trigger?
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