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When you’re the worst at Twitter, they don’t call you the worst tweeter. They call you Jake. | Golf Pro | MMA | #GoPackGo | #FearTheDeer | #ThisIsMyCrew

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@jszaniawski
jake
3 years
@JonnyBones Everything I read said it was a couple, and the dude was giving Chael a hard time while he was loudly banging on a hotel door, so the bad guy took care of business. Anyone else have articles besides MMAFighting and TMZ that have a bit more info?
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
Jordan Love when he’s down 17 in the fourth
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3 years
@DanaBeers_ You, if your name was Todd
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3 years
@PatMcAfeeShow Me realizing “neither of them” isn’t an option
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3 years
@ChaelSonnen There can only be one.
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3 years
@theneedledrop I still think people hate things just to be edgy sometimes
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
You guys gave me the courage to ask 😅
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1 year
A beloved former Bucks’ commentator is part of a golf league at the course I work at, and I’ve done a very good job at refraining from asking for a picture (his name rhymes with rash key)
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4 years
@JoeyMulinaro Joey adding impersonations to his repertoire:
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@BenTheBaneDavis Fighter: “Paulo, please stop taking pictures of yourself. I’m getting my ass kicked in here!” Paulo:
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6 years
@SabrinaLee28 @tomhsource I don’t have a source but I remember reading awhile ago that in a majority of the iron man movies, they would give him the gist of the dialogue and then he improved everything in between!
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
@World_Wide_Wob Are we cool with saying that Melo is damn near washed yet? Or are we gonna give him one more season?
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
@chilidaykevin He’ll be smiling when he wins a championship in Milwaukee tho!!!
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
LYRICAL LEMONADE SUMMER SMASH FESTIVAL TICKETS HAVE BEEN PURCHASED! ASAP ROCKY, UZI, YACHTY, LIL BABY, SWAE LEE, SKI MASK, BENNY THE BUTCHER AND SO MUCH MORE!
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
There’s no way those fuckers built any form of infrastructure using strictly just rock and roll
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2 years
@ChaelSonnen 10-7 bad guy
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@dc_mma Personal preference, but you, Bisping and Anik is my dream team. Bisping brings the banter, you bring the energy and Anik keeps the ship steady.
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2 years
@DovySimuMMA Remember when Chael ran for a spot on Oregon’s House of Representatives and won? It was right around the time he beat up Anderson and claimed the UFC title. Never lost a round in the cage, or in an election. Undefeated. Undisputed. The 🐐
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@JoshEberley Love that you married up the entire 04 Pistons team. Bunch of DAWGS on that squad
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@jszaniawski
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6 years
@joel_geier @DrewShiller shhhh, you’re making too much sense!
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@jszaniawski
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6 months
@DangMarquis @TylerIAm The best part of this, is that it’s Daniel Cormier lmao
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@HipHopNumbers CMIYGL and Silk Sonic
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@jszaniawski
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4 years
@HoopMixOnly @TylerIAm Prime Da Vinci giving Shaq fits
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@jszaniawski
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4 months
“Let your friends know that picture of me was while I was checking my Apple stocks!” - Mr. Jim
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@SHREKRAP Ghost Town is elite Ye
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2 years
@AaronStaley @anus Brother, this is not real haha
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
Officially an employee of the Milwaukee Bucks! @Bucks
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
@JoePompliano *Block is a club pro, and a really good golfer. Decided against chasing the tour, and works at a course. Won multiple awards in California for being a dawg. Playing with Rory after Block had only golfed a handful of tour events, is very cool
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
@World_Wide_Wob You at 11:59:
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@jszaniawski
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10 months
Little baby Oswald 🥰
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@jszaniawski
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8 months
Fuck it dude I’ll just go private. Western Lakes Golf Club just offered me their Assistant Golf Professional job. Full Callaway sponsorship. PGA dues all paid. Free golf at any non-country club in the country. The money is good. This is literally a dream come true. I’m in shock
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@theneedledrop Anthony, people who make NFTs and crypto their entire personality aren’t worth arguing with!
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@jszaniawski
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7 months
@theneedledrop I love Jay-Z and most of his work aged like a fine wine but this one is an outlier
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
That’s a wild man.
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@jasonthehart “And it’s good.” Amen, brother. 😂
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3 years
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
Depression is such an awful illness and I really hope one day the world finds a way to cure it once and for all
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1 year
A beloved former Bucks’ commentator is part of a golf league at the course I work at, and I’ve done a very good job at refraining from asking for a picture (his name rhymes with rash key)
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3 years
Sophomore year in highschool. Wrestling varsity for the first time. Guy I was wrestling had two full tatted sleeves and a mullet. Beat me like a DRUM
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3 years
What moment from your sports career still hurts to this day?
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
Absolutely WILD meeting @jemelehill in Atlanta! I went from seeing you on TV to seeing you in person in a matter of days. Thank you for all the career advice. For everyone in the communication/journalism field, you are a true inspiration!
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@jszaniawski
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7 years
I'M 21 YEARS OLD DONT MAKE ME SIT THROUGH THESE DUMBASS ICE BREAKERS, I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANNA TRAVEL I WANNA TRAVEL TF OUTTA THIS CLASS
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@jszaniawski
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6 years
@tiffanyclay @acoustiksoul @PaigeVioletBee @TMZ Wasn’t this how lil peep died? Coke with fentanyl? @ZachChomicki
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@jszaniawski
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5 months
Rent free in my head today
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
@nihilist_bucks Gotta love being a Mavericks fan in this scenario. Luka is just too young. No idea what he’s gonna look like at 30. George Hill is a savvy, proven vet that can mentor the young guys. Great analysis, what’s your Patreon?
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@jszaniawski
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6 years
it’s funny how everyone is such a big advocate for mental health until someone they know is going through something. then everyone just disappears because it’s not their problem. you shouldn’t have to “deal” with someone’s mental illness, but leaving them in the cold is harsh.
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@jszaniawski
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4 years
@pmabucks @Giannis_An34 @Bucks @Thanasis_ante43 @Kostas_ante13 @alex_ante34 Man if you end up having to pay anything, we’ll all spread around and donate to that gofundme. That’s wack. I’m sorry you’re going through this
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@theufcbaddy “They don’t call you The Bad Guy for nothing”
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@jszaniawski
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6 years
@Tony_Pesta “I got a story to tell”
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@theneedledrop Ran back Cherry Bomb over the weekend. Fucking Young stands out in terms of production, and the chorus is addictive. Still one of my least favorite Tyler albums, but there are a few gems here and there.
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@jszaniawski
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2 months
I am in love
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@jszaniawski
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4 years
Today is my grandma’s last round of chemo. ☺️🙌🏼
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@jszaniawski
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6 years
@Bucks I’m just gonna call it ‘the forum’ and call it a day.
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@jszaniawski
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10 years
nothing worse than finally realizing that you wasted too much time on someone 😅
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6 years
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@MarkMaddenX THANK YEW FOR THE INPUT MARK, BUT IT IS NOT YOUR SHOW AND A MAJORITY OF OTHER FANS ENJOY/RESPECT THE BIT
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@jszaniawski
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8 years
@WORLDSTAR swae lee looks like ET
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@ChaelSonnen @FloWrestling I see five options for The Bad Guy… deja vu.
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5 years
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@RickShielsPGA sometimes I hit a bad shot and say to myself, “oh RICK!” even though my name is not Rick.
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@jszaniawski
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8 months
@DovySimuMMA Mr. No Nonsense himself would be happy to oblige
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@jszaniawski
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6 months
Jake x Action Bronson. A duo that will live on forever.
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
They let a homeless man on TV last night
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
@martymush Kwik Trip 🐐
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@jszaniawski
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8 years
I held a door open for a girl today and she told me she doesn't believe in gender roles. If that's not 2016 I don't know what is. 😅
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@jszaniawski
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1 year
@SeanSheehanBA Dana if an old man starches Paddy
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
These P3 promos got me hyped. Let’s fucking go, @funkmasterMMA . Time to shut the haters up!
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
Just accepted a new position as a Digital Marketing Strategist for an agency in Pewaukee. Life is moving in the right direction. 🤝
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7 months
Ozzy says hello
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@jszaniawski
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2 months
Okay one more because we look good together???
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
Lol you dumb motherfuckers saying “I always knew Giannis was a fake nice guy!” look stupid as shit right now. You wanna hate a humble, nice dude so bad because you’re not used to superstars without a massive ego. Giannis has consistently kept his cool unless provoked. Stop it.
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@jszaniawski
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4 months
You are now reading a tweet from the new Tournament Director and First Assistant Golf Professional at New Berlin Hills. That is all.
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@TheArtOfWar6 Chael only having a 3.5 star rating makes him less enticing to use, but other than him, maybe Angela Hill?
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@BenTheBaneDavis Herb whenever someone’s hand gets near the fence
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@OnPointMMA Think it’s safe to say we’re getting Leon vs. Usman 3 next. Thought Dana said winner of Khamzat vs. Nate gets the next shot at the belt. Maybe Colby gets winner of Belal vs. Brady? That could be a number one contender match for whoever wins the previously mentioned fights.
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
I met a girl who knows more about the Bucks than I do, and now I’m looking at wedding venues.
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@jszaniawski
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4 years
I dislike heavy beers because I can’t harass them like a degenerate. My girlfriend LOVES IPA’s, though. Do you know how awkward it is ordering a Miller Lite while she orders a “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” at the bar?
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
@mkebucks34 people just aren’t used to seeing a megastar stay committed to one team. they forget all about duncan, kobe etc
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
So I think I found my wedding song @the1975
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
Lost in the World is an all time Kanye song 🤝
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@jszaniawski
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9 months
I can tell this astounding creature is a very big fan of mine based on how it is staring as me.
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@jszaniawski
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7 months
@FatherTrebor Buddies got one pitch and one pitch only
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22 days
Update: she called while I was giving the statement and the cop answered. Think that’s that 😅
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22 days
Always a fun time when you have to file a police report because someone is stalking you and calling you from fake numbers 25+ times a day 😭
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
My grandma told me, “If she doesn’t want you, then why do you still want her?” and I had no answers
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@jszaniawski
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11 months
Had a a second interview with a company today and mentioned that I’d heard there was high turnover rate, and asked if that was in relation to the difficulty of the work load. They got super defensive and asked who I’d heard that from. Easy no from me 😅
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@SHREKRAP Looking like they teased something last night…
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@jszaniawski
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7 months
Happy Second Birthday to the best pet I’ve ever had. You’re the man, Sgt. Pepper 🫡
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@jszaniawski
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4 years
I’m so happy I’m finally in a happy, healthy relationship
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@jszaniawski
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5 years
Anyways... new home screen @pconnaughton @ChristianYelich
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@jszaniawski
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2 years
@dreamcruw @tylerthecreator Massive W for you haha
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@jszaniawski
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3 years
Tyler makes beautiful music & music videos. 🤝 A Boy Is A Gun // Tyler, The Creator
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