Bucks Basketball only serves as a distraction as we fight to avoid the inevitable embrace of death. Go Bucks. The guy who made
@The_Valley_Oop
. Blue check.
Adrian Wojnarowski got woken up in the middle of the night to be told Isaac Okoro was signing a 3-year/$38 million deal to return to the Cavs and immediately reevaluated his life
BREAKING: James Harden arrived at the Sixers practice in Colorado this morning. He attempted a similar act to Jimmy Butler in Minnesota, challenged the starters with the backups.
Philadelphia’s starters outscored Harden’s team 21-3. James Harden quickly left the facility after.
Breaking: In telling Houston he wants out, Russell Westbrook has given them a list of teams he’d preferred to be traded to. On that list, the Milwaukee Bucks, The Los Angeles Lakers, Los Angeles Clippers, and the Atlanta Hawks. League sources tell KXCN.
The former all-star had promised to “make a scene” when he arrived at practice. It appears he has only made a fool of himself.
James Harden is required to appear at practice or team activies within 30 days to not have his contract voided.
It is unclear if he plans on returning
“I’m being told the Bucks are expanding the Deer District Westward with La Crosse the current expected boundary, they are now expecting 25 million people”
Yeah hey guys that was me. 😅.
Amy and I went to the game together. I thought we were finally progressing toward something.
She had just gotten out of a relationship, I thought this was my chance.
It was not.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
PJ Tucker is gonna go deep in the bag for the Finals. He’s gonna come out in like some Air Force 1s that were only given to the trapped Chillean Miners or some shit
Breaking: The Boston Celtics would be interested in signing Giannis Antetokounmpo, per earlier reports.
The problem is, Giannis Antetokounmpo would rather “retire or die” before playing in Boston, according to a source.
So I just watched Rise, is nobody gonna talk about the post credits scene?
It’s John Hammond in his office, watching film. He pauses it, turns to his assistant GM, “The Pistons don’t know what they have here.”
Cuts to black.
You felt it for a brief moment.
Everything you had ever wanted.
You were filled immeasurable joy and visions of the grandeur.
Then you awake and once again remember.
There is no joy.
There is no celebration.
There is nothing.
There is only the Void.
11/21/20: “Why are the Bucks signing Bobby Portis?”
Present: “IF BOBBY PORTIS WERE TO CALL ME TO ARMS I AM PREPARRED TO LAY DOWN MY LIFE DEFENDING HIS HONOR.”
Sources: Three Antetokounmpo brothers – Giannis and Thanasis of the Milwaukee Bucks and Alex of the G League's Raptors 905 – are strongly considering participating together in the Skills Challenge at NBA All-Star. A revamped competition is expected to have teams of three players.
Mike Budenholzer just said the Bucks had won six quarters in a row entering the fourth quarter tonight. That may be so, but they lost the other two quarters in Games 2 and 3 by a combined 36 points.
If the Bucks trade for Jae Crowder he will shoot 18% from 3 in the playoffs
If another team trades for Jae Crowder he will shoot 81% from 3 against the Bucks in the playoffs
Bucks 2037 Starting Lineup
PG: Giannis Antetokounmpo II
SG: Alex Antetokounmpo
SF: Kostas Antetokounmpo
PF: Thanasis Antetokounmpo
C/Coach: Giannis Antetokounmpo
Yes we’re starting a 46 year old Thanasis what of it
LEAKED RATINGS!
Top 10 Players in NBA 2k23:
1) Giannis Antetokounmpo- 99
2) Steph Curry - 97
3) Luka Doncic - 96
4) Kevin Durant - 96
5) Joel Embiid - 95
6) Nikola Jokic - 95
7) Ja Morant - 95
8) Anthony Davis - 95
9) Jayson Tatum - 94
10) Jimmy Butler - 94
No LeBron 👀
The Philadelphia 76ers put the book out on how to beat this Bucks team. Simply play the Bucks in an early afternoon game, hold the reigning MVP to about 35% from the field, and be the worst shooting team in the league yet make 70% of your threes. Then you win by 12, it’s simple.
“I’m being told the Deer District will be annexing the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and expanding across the coast of Lake Superior. I’m told they can accommodate up to 45 million people.”
Breaking: Following the Game 4 loss and embarrassing sweep out of the playoffs, Jimmy Butler has made it known he will not be returning to the Miami Heat. The Lakers could form and intriguing package with THT and Schroder. Jimmy is prepared to join the Lakers next season.
Pelicans‘ Julius Randle is not picking up his $9M player option for next season and will enter unrestricted free agency, league sources tell
@TheAthleticNBA
@Stadium
. Randle is coming off his best NBA season (21.4 PPG, 8.7 RPG, 34.4 percent from 3-point range on 195 attempts).