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jstn

@jstn

5 months

just my bias, but i'm increasingly reading this kind of design (colorful, humanist, overt celebration of creativity) as a subtle statement against gen AI

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5 months

Pencil us in for May 7! ✏️ #AppleEvent

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this is still only <h2>. what are they saving <h1> for

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2 months

polymarket had walz at 3% on friday; can we acknowledge that degenerate gamblers are maybe not always great predictors of the future?

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3 years

on december 31st at midnight, i'm going to claim drop 1000 $JSTN to everyone who replies to this tweet with their eth wallet address (or ens name), keep an amount equal to the total of what's been distributed, and burn the rest

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sorry kid, you can't go to college because your dad bought the wrong jpegs in '21

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4 years

it's now up to us older millennials with fidelity accounts to carry the water

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2 years

@Suhail there's a difference between superficially pretty and "having soul". this is neither, really

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2 years

@hpmacd surprised you heard about it from way up on that high horse

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3 years

it costs 0 eth not to be a piece of shit on twitter

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5 months

feel like i'm going to be a rare 2020s parent that just talks to their kid

Danny Postma

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5 months

If I had a child I’d 100% give this to them as a learning device to just constantly ask questions to and explore the world with.

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i don't doubt apple will soon take the AI plunge, but for now i'm enjoying their orthogonality to all the other big players in tech

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3 years

software makes more sense once you realize the people who write it are on drugs all. the. time.

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3 years

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3 years

my dad just told me he's been telling people his son is "an internet art dealer"

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3 years

i can't recommend this enough: stop following people you don't like or make you angry, even if you used to be into their thing. life is too short

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5 months

compare with this now-deleted microsoft ad emphasizing luck

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6 years

hi @jack please let us add mini profile pics for our cats

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3 years

you know why people don't run their own servers? because a couple decades ago american ISPs said "no" to having a web server in your home, and it's been the same ever since. synology could've been the macintosh of the home server, instead we all use dropbox and web 2.0

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2 years

@Suhail i've spent 1.5 hours in a video game character creator, too. not everything that brings joy has to be art

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@jstn

4 years

extremely excited to launch my NFT collection alongside so many amazing artists today on @withFND ! bidding is now open, the first buyers of these pieces will receive a 2-hour looped VHS of their purchase, signed and numbered 1/1 ~

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@jstn

3 years

by far the most fun you can have in nfts right now is a $100 shopping spree on tezos

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@jstn

3 years

if you spend all day criticizing nfts: congrats, you technically have a full time web3 job

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4 months

i love that anyone thinks i was anal enough to check the tag with dev tools but not anal enough to look for an h1 somewhere else on the page

Alex Jewell 🧢

@bestfoodalex

4 months

@jstn <h1>CNN</h1>

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5 months

so it's clear: i'm not saying apple is sending a subliminal message about gen AI, i'm saying any art like this (even from long ago, not from apple) reads different to me now in the current context. and i get that apple is gonna do AI: better believe they'll still use this imagery

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4 years

- he can't swim - it took four hours in rough seas - after landing he walked 15 more miles release him / possibly build a statue

Guardian news

@guardiannews

4 years

Man who rode jetski from Scotland to Isle of Man to see girlfriend jailed for Covid breach

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3 years

thread of pre-war fortune magazine covers

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4 years

@ChristopherJM @AlisonBuki @BuzzFeedNews that was fun for 20 minutes or so

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4 years

title music for a golf game on sega saturn

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4 years

what genre even is this (listen on headphones)

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3 years

now y'all know i don't normally go in for gan stuff, but uh..

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3 years

buying eth now, pray 4 me

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4 years

it is absolutely a tragedy. she was shot by a cop and she was in there in the first place because of many massive failures of authority. if we lose sympathy for each other's humanity here we have lost everything. do not wish for stupid people to be shot, it won't go how you think

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦

@cmclymer

4 years

Please stop saying that woman's death is a tragedy. She was a traitor and a terrorist. She was prior military and sure as hell knew the risks of breaking into the U.S. Capitol. Stop excusing the heinous actions of white women. It's absurd.

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3 years

the web site* shut its doors. the contract is still there, the nfts are still there, new nfts are being minted, the site itself was forked; this incident might be the best example yet of what makes decentralization so valuable

Crypto Bros Taking Ls

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3 years

Nft platform randomly shuts its doors overnight with no warning

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retrofuturism is much less fun to me in the era of AI. feels cheap, backward looking. fitting for the remix machine, i guess

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I love perplexity's marketing so much

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3 years

i still think 'virgin' is a weird thing to name your company

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4 years

just wanted to mark this moment in defi UI

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3 years

i deeply resent having to estimate how long things will take

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1 year

finally something even blade runner hadn't imagined

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

@LasVegasLocally

1 year

Good morning

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3 years

and no one bought ethereum ever again. the end

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@kylebrussell pencil is becoming A Symbol

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2 years

@amasad there's not enough clown makeup remover in the world to deal with this

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3 years

i'm extremely sad to report that bhoka and i were removed from the @InvsbleFriends allowlist after being accused of cheating (we were flagged for having the same IP address... i'll let you guess why that is). the list is based on holding prerequisite nfts

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3 years

if you're looking for somewhere to start with art nfts, i really can't recommend @hicetnunc2000 enough. tezos is cheaper and faster than eth, the emphasis is strongly on collecting, and it feels like an after after hours where the artists are playing for each other

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jstn

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2 years

all this NPC shit lately is such casual dehumanization, it's so fucking weird and gross. and a massive projection of insecurity

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@sama

2 years

in a few years, the important distinction won't be bot vs. human, but NPC (human or AI) vs. not

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4 years

if you think it's possible to mint any ol' jpeg and flip it for thousands you have no idea what it takes to build a community and sell your art, or the reasons people buy it

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3 years

you don't want an edit button, you want forgiveness for your sins

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4 years

pulled over to buy an nft

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Dahlia Rae Ouellette 18 June 2024 7 lbs 7 oz

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1 year

few things dorkier than thinking the letter X is cool

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3 years

lil investment advice: if you buy something cheap and it then moons and becomes 99% of your portfolio, sell it right now. you simply can't afford to keep it. good for you and everything but lock that shit in immediately, nothing should be 99% of your portfolio (or anything close)

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i rarely have corporate takes, but: if you resent product managers as a whole you've never worked with a good one

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2 years

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3 years

looking for a CPA who's even heard of ethereum

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2 years

bmw is drunk

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3 years

god i'm tired of main problem i solve

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3 years

what good could come of a meeting at such a table

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4 years

brb vibrating into outer space

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3 years

some personal news

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3 years

this is what anime looked like in my day

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3 years

are these 'airdrops' in the room with us right now?

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2 years

to bhoka's dad: "sir, i need to ask your permission for something of life-changing importance. would you consider permitting me to.. turn off the motion smoothing on your tv?"

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3 years

just got denied a home loan because i own a cannabis business :D they're gonna love my second job even more

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4 years

i've talked to two reporters in the last two days about the rise of NFTs and they both... really got it? had a great handle on the nuances? what i'm saying is: they're onto us and we need to get weirder again

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4 years

if your nft includes a reference to elon musk and/or rick & morty, and you ask me what i think about it, unfortunately i will tell you

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3 years

the environmental impact of making these shirts is okay because think of all the nfts you'll stop with it

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3 years

i'm 39, pour some wine!

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3 years

i'll buy some coinbase when i can do it like a normal person: on uniswap

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3 years

my personal theory is that this one little policy (as well as upload caps) has done more damage to the web than anything else over its lifetime, and led us to this moment of clamoring for decentralization. it's still something no one talks about or pushes back on

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3 years

oh no i'm buying art with zero thought or intention about reselling it

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2 years

2023 is going to be the most 2005 it's been in years

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4 years

@thatkimparker @cabeza_patata cryptoart is a brave new world with many risks and pitfalls, but almost everything in this graphic is false. i'm a "real" collector, i understand that money isn't a zero-sum game, and telling artists their support for each other is a pyramid scheme is wrong and insulting

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love that mar-a-lago is getting the 'abbottabad hideout' treatment from nyt graphics

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3 years

neither of audi's top two sport models (TT, R8) have an infotainment screen. lack of screen now a luxury feature

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3 years

the only technical analysis that makes sense to me

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3 years

uhhhhhh can you really say your project is decentralized if all the servers are located within the solar system?

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3 years

this has been a... wild.. year, and regardless of what happens in the remaining third i think it's going to be important to close this chapter for good when the time comes, so this feels like the right thing to do

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4 years

trust your gut every time

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3 years

pairing this headline with animal crossing is chef's kiss

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2 years

hi, friends: i've recently been incapacitated by crohn's disease, which is something i struggle with always but rarely in public. occasionally it's bad enough to require surgery and that's where i'm at now. i'll be fine! but please forgive me if i'm extra slow on various channels

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@TaylorLorenz the library is where papa john films, uh, footage

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3 years

if you're rushing to build an NFT project right now to 'catch the bubble': don't. just don't. you're early, there's plenty of time, and the good stuff will stand out strongly amidst the low effort. you're so early that there's many bubble expansions and contractions yet to come

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3 years

web3 is not happening until i, personally, am convinced of its novelty & utility. checkmate, nerds

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3 years

look at this photo and look at a modern car interior and tell me something inside us hasn't died

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I now exclusively drive vehicles with Majorelle blue velvet interiors

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8 months

my school of thought: - in 5 years people will have realized that infinite optionality doesn't lead to infinite satisfaction - your AI content will be as interesting to other people as your dreams are now (i.e. not very) - any slight benefit from "democratization" is immolated

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@seyitaylor

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There are 2 schools of thought here: 1. In 5 years, entertainment networks (they're not really social networks) don't need creators. They just churn out an endless stream of AI-generated content with a bunch of AI-generated ads linking you to AI-generated product pages keeping

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@DylanMcD8 i think that's kinda my point, apple already has the trust of the creative class so all they have to do is maintain course. but the context has shifted around them with regard to AI, and i'm sure they're aware of it

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@jstn

4 years

seeds are so small. i'm glad they know what to do

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2 years

@sriramk @elonmusk he's provided cover to treat people harshly, nothing more. very sad that tech is regressing to speed/progress/break things fetishization, even sadder than people are cheering it on

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@isosteph