Joel @joturp27 Twitter profile

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

My brother is picking me up at the airport. Thought maybe we could get something to eat. THIS was his response 😭😭😭

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@joturp27

4 months

Can’t wait to schedule 45 “hey handsome” texts at 1am.

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4 months

iOS 18 will allow users to schedule text messages to be sent.

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Joel

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1 year

Girl dinner

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3 years

Annual reminder that my mother’s Christmas tree is quite literally the most over the top tree I’ve ever seen

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@joturp27

3 years

Semi-nude selfie: 19 likes Tweet about Taco Bell Mexican pizza returning: 600+ likes I hate it here 😩

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@joturp27

10 months

God gives his toughest battles (being extra h*rny) to his strongest soldiers (gays stuck at their parents’ houses all weekend)

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@joturp27

5 years

How in the FUCK is Silky staying after that piss poor performance?!? #DragRace @RuPaulsDragRace

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@joturp27

3 years

Taco Bell is allegedly bringing back the Mexican pizza so maybe we have like a shred of a reason to live in 2022

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@joturp27

1 year

So it wasn’t girl dinner it was gay boy dessert all along

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1 year

Girl dinner

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

As a 35 year old, the Zillow commercial is probably the best, most-accurate SNL skit I’ve seen #snl

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Now accepting mustache ride applications

Joel

@joturp27

3 years

The homosexual urge to shave my beard into just a mustache 👨🏻

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

Juvaderm and Botox out here doing the Lordt’s work for real

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@joturp27

10 months

@tonedstoner Why he do all that?!!?

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

My favorite part about a lot of y’alls Alts is how anonymous you manage to remain

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Joel

@joturp27

2 months

Sorry I can’t come to Market Days today, I’m waiting patiently like a little spider to see the looks on the strangers’ faces who left their car overnight in our driveway to come back and find out we had it towed this morning.

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@joturp27

3 years

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Ms. McLovin, MEd

@TiredElementary

3 years

We should do a 10 year challenge and see who’s REALLY aged like fine wine 😂

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

The two types of summer gays

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

Of course the people who voted for this man feel some type of sympathy for this man. #goodriddance

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@joturp27

10 months

@hornyalt30 Truly. A straight man I’ll allow to call me f*g 😂

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Drinking more wine. Might need to choke someone’s son later.

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Joel

@joturp27

11 months

Alt this and alt that, what you ALT to do is come over and gimme a lil kiss 😘

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

OUT: • New Year’s Resolutions IN: • Nude Year’s Resolutions drop those a*ts before the ball drops

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@joturp27

10 months

@Titanic_Gay

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

@RealFriendsMTV @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV Absolutely-thefuck-not

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

So bored I might just post my full stocking stuffer on 🟢… guess we’ll see once the wine starts flowing

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@joturp27

10 months

How many outfits should I pack for a 7 day visit to my parents’ where I will wear the same sweatpants for most of those days?

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

Oh, you’re tweeting about college football?

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Joel

@joturp27

8 months

Me by the 5th pride weekend

clayt🎃n

@dfwclayton

8 months

Just consulted the calendar and realized there are 5 weekends in June this year. 25% more Pride - It's like a gay leap year!

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

🟣 Bottom vibes. You ALL give bottom vibes. No need to continue polling for pole, holes.

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@joturp27

10 months

@josh_asterley I have been read

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Fuck it, pits on main

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

Ate too much. Somebody come rub my tummy.

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

The way this 6’ 5” absolute DADDY is manspreading at this airport bar

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

The world is ending anyway, maybe I’ll just go ✈️ alt

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Found my spot

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

Good morning to the 250+ new followers I woke up to after drunk posting bulge on main

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Immediately thought of @pinkrocktopus when I saw this 😂

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@joturp27

1 year

Re-reading my drunk texts from last night

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

@grffn_s Why is a straight man reading me like this??

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

@Starbucks This you?

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@joturp27

1 year

Strong Black Lead

@strongblacklead

1 year

Name an actor that played their roll a little too well and now you look at them sideways 🤨

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

The sexual tension I just know I’d have with this man 😮‍💨

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

@zj_slack Oh. Oh NO! 😳 RIP Twink: 2001-2021

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

Him: you better not be a cunty little Dick Table when I get there Me:

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Joel

@joturp27

11 months

Fan Account 📖🌹

@britneycharts

11 months

Homossexual saying that Jamie Lynn put Britney Spears on the map for Gen Z

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@joturp27

1 year

Happy spooky season to this man ONLY

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Joel

@joturp27

9 months

Happy New Year 🥰

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

I have not *** since last Sunday and at this point I legitimately think I may be dying

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

@TomZohar I was not ready for any word in this tweet

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

Might need to get destroyed on $20 espresso martinis after work then destroy someone’s son

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

I accidentally opened Grindr in my home town and now my phone is full of foolishness 😒

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Yes, it’s true, I’m officially no longer a twink 😫

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Who’s doesn’t love a good Christmas cable-knit? 🎄🎅🏼

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Who wants to be extra gay tonight? 👀

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

I’m drunk let’s smooch

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@joturp27

1 year

Almost 5pm

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

I had to open my mouth 😂

Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Semi-nude selfie: 19 likes Tweet about Taco Bell Mexican pizza returning: 600+ likes I hate it here 😩

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Reported that Kevin McCarthy saw his shadow this morning, so that means 6 more votes of “No” for Speaker

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

@AlexHamilton_88 @adammc123 Most people don’t realize, but this was actually a secret “security” function launched after 9/11 and the ricin letters mailed to DC years ago. It was inadvertently leaked to the public, at which point the USPS rebranded it as “informed delivery” and made it a public “feature”.

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

@davidmackau This is a disgusting dereliction of responsibility on the part of @TamronHallShow . I am shocked @Disney and @ABCNetwork would allow a self-confessed sexual predator the opportunity to “redeem” themself on national TV, while simultaneously ignoring the victims. Shameful.

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Joel

@joturp27

6 years

@lisarinna Bill’s affair: 1995-1997 Twitter invented: 2006 @lisarinna : Ageless

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

First day back to work after vacation and this is me every time I hear the notification of a new email hitting my inbox

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

The homosexual urge to spend money I shouldn’t on things I don’t need

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

Short it is

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@joturp27

3 years

Less than two hours to decide: keep growing the curls or cut it all off?

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@joturp27

1 year

Let’s ask her

well no um

@charleighs_angl

1 year

how do you serve cunt in a way that supports academia?

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

I hope them boys in Berlin and Paris like a little bit of post-Thanksgiving belly 🥰

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@joturp27

5 years

@itsjustolmos

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Joel

@joturp27

2 months

A lot of yall commenting how unhinged the French are for this opening ceremony have clearly never shared a pack of cigarettes with a drunk twink outside a Parisian nightclub at 2am and it shows

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@joturp27

6 years

@kathygriffin @iamwandasykes Obviously they aren’t @iamwandasykes fans, or they’d know she’s an outspoken, strong woman. Good riddance! Let ‘em walk!

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Lemme just put these on real quick 🤓

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Joel

@joturp27

11 months

All we wanted a safe space to post hog on main 😭

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11 months

Twitter/X is introducing audio & video calls.

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@joturp27

3 years

The homosexual urge to shave my beard into just a mustache 👨🏻

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

Loving my purchase

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

She’s startin’

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@joturp27

1 year

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

I know Santa already starting next year’s naughty list after watching some of us today

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Joel

@joturp27

1 year

Men’s Room, you didn’t have to do all that 😭

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@joturp27

1 year

🫣

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

@realDonaldTrump Trump: I’m a very successful billionaire Trump’s tax returns:

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

Back in the US and catching up on all my stories* *gay sex on Fellow Travelers

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

@andrewasei 19

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

I’m a mid-30s, cynical, big city gay home for the holidays in my rural small hometown. Will Hallmark or Lifetime be contacting me for my love story, or should I call them?

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

For everybody dealing with small children this Christmas, just remember that tuition gift cards to boarding schools might be a thing

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@joturp27

2 years

The sexiest thing a man can do is go vote, Chicago 🥵

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@joturp27

1 year

@halloimgreg

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

4 cocktails and a glass of wine? Fuck it. Feet.

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

@fenster303 @angelicaross @HeyJoeC But I think we know the true supreme

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Took my lil edible and gonna see what this Menu movie is all about

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Joel

@joturp27

2 years

Flying back to Chicago Saturday just in time for NYE so if any Chicago oomfies wanna give me some little New Year smooches lmk 😘

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Joel

@joturp27

4 years

My parents after discovering certain videos on our family computer when I was 15:

Dionne Warwick

@dionnewarwick

4 years

Auntie Dionne wants to discuss something important with you all today... Get ready for a little talk later. I love you guys. ❤️

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Joel

@joturp27

10 months

Back in Chicago

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Joel

@joturp27

3 years

If we see one of these we are telling the FBI you were there on Jan 6th

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3 years

Gays coming up with their “gobble me swallow me” “stuff me like a Turkey” tweets today to post tomorrow

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@joturp27

2 years

“My holiday was good, thanks, but I’m glad to be back at work. Here’s to a great 2023”

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@joturp27

2 years

@nichardi Tbh, and I’m not normally a fan of this, but I feel like this is a situation where this individual should be named. If they won’t respect the boundaries of circles, others should be aware in case they need to be removed from theirs. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@joturp27

7 months

@benyahr @muzzeltov I’m fag?

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@joturp27

3 years

@double_chenz

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