Pink Brony Cub Profile Banner
Pink Brony Cub Profile
Pink Brony Cub

@dfwclayton

3,708
Followers
2,762
Following
5,261
Media
26,923
Statuses

planes, trains, and autos-da-fé. your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. he/il/él/ele.

Astoria, Queens
Joined September 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
Charlie’s snaggletooth makes him look uncharacteristically vicious
Tweet media one
19
11
482
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Tweet media one
@mikebodge
Mike Bodge
1 year
I’ve been recording the average color of the NY sky every 5 minutes for the past decade. It has never looked like this
Tweet media one
52
391
5K
18
991
8K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
Tanya, back from the dead, arriving at the White Lotus Swiss Alps next Christmas
50
520
8K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
25K
3K
25K
13
794
8K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
A surprise kuntikaze slayttack on the U.Yass.Yass. Motherzona
Tweet media one
39
527
8K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
And y’all are surprised he lacked the basic critical reasoning skills to recognize a phishing scam
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
11 months
In recent podcast, @Andy Cohen reveals that he is a top.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
299
202
4K
11
307
7K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 months
boyfriend snow
@wheeler244
Wheels
8 months
6” of Snow at 4135’ 30° Mt. Baker Ski Area ❄️ 🎿 #wawx #pnw @NWSSeattle
Tweet media one
14
31
443
19
403
6K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Sir, a second Albanian pop star has been hit by a fan
Tweet media one
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Ava Max gets injured on stage after a fan “slapped” her.
0
548
7K
18
406
6K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
A mouse tonight: Not me stirring, I -
4
293
6K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
Brought my very Italian boyfriend to the Olive Garden for the first time. He looks concerned.
Tweet media one
99
132
6K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
I bet she knows where the sub is
Tweet media one
5
379
5K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
@tousleshommes in a small southern town you sometimes don’t even need a phrase. It’s all in the tone of your voice when you say, “he’s a hairdresser” or “he’s an interior decorator” and the other woman just gives a knowing “oh” or nod
8
60
5K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
All Stars: All Enemies where queens compete in teams with an enemy from their season: Plane/Amanda Kandy/Tamisha Derrick/India Raven/Mimi Coco/Alyssa Joel McHale back on the judging panel next to Michelle
70
179
5K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
Tweet media one
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
2 months
With the best musical nomination, #SuffsMusical producers Hillary Clinton and Malala Yousafzai have scored their first #TonyAwards nods. Full list of nominees:
Tweet media one
3
30
176
8
204
4K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
11 months
You go to your closet, and you select that lumpy blue sweater because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously…but what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.
Tweet media one
13
363
4K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
My entire personality at midnight tonight until further notice
Tweet media one
@notchrisvolpe
chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯
3 months
My entire personality at midnight tonight until further notice:
Tweet media one
0
19
140
6
410
4K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 month
@imjustinrandall kuntenserven by proxy
15
121
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Just consulted the calendar and realized there are 5 weekends in June this year. 25% more Pride - It's like a gay leap year!
20
359
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
Tweet media one
@rafael_updates
rafael
2 months
water by tyla. espresso by sabrina carpenter. we just need one more beverage themed pop single to complete every gay guy’s brunch order
86
157
2K
4
138
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 month
oomf: one of my frocciagine
3
460
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 month
toast when it pops out of the toaster:
@uncutddick70
uncut
1 month
btw i was bred
12
25
428
5
218
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
Landon Dickerson? More like Land that dick in me, son
15
231
3K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
making small talk in the line to pick up my coat leaving the eagle
Tweet media one
11
64
2K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
10 months
TL;CR
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
10 months
Lea Michele pens letter to fans ahead of her final performance as Fanny Brice in Broadway’s 'Funny Girl': "Thank you for all the love and support. This was truly the most extraordinary year and chapter of my life. I cannot wait for what's next. ❤️"
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
129
119
2K
17
124
2K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
9 months
Travis Kelce
@_mattt4
matt
9 months
You wake up as Taylor Swift, what’s the first thing you’re doing?
Tweet media one
747
54
1K
17
119
2K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Not the whole bar booing the gay c*p
15
55
2K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
if I had an OnlyFans
Tweet media one
12
127
2K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
tarmac hasn’t been used to pave airport surfaces in decades. it can’t support the weight of modern aircraft and the gravel can damage jet engines. the term you’re looking for is “ramp” or “apron” but when you think you’re “sitting on the tarmac” you’re most likely on a taxiway
Tweet media one
22
85
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
So this is like the Pit Stop for straights?
Tweet media one
7
89
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
Concerned that maybe I scandalized someone’s Nana this morning instead of a spam texter
Tweet media one
21
39
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
11 months
Getting this as a thigh tattoo
Tweet media one
8
78
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Reports from the front lines of the Atlantis cruise: the Pups have taken over the theatre where Cats is being performed and are heckling the cast
29
77
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
looks like he’s doing promo for a regional hedwig
@FrankieJGrande
Frankie James Grande
6 months
Am I the proudest brother in the world? Yes, and?
Tweet media one
512
2K
24K
10
46
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 years
@RussellFalcon We pretty much heard it today anyway
23
113
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
seeing Jinkx sing “somewhere that’s green” on 4/20 feels very correct to me
@JinkxMonsoon
Jinkx Monsoon
4 months
I’ve been keeping this secret for months! 'Little Shop of Horrors' was my favorite movie musical as a kid but Audrey is a role I considered out of the realm of possibility for me. To get to play her in this incredible production is terribly exciting ❤️ see you April 2!
280
1K
18K
1
41
1K
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
For some reason Klonopin and McMuffin are trending today, so if someone could bring me one of each that would be great
6
98
845
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
when he knows his body
Tweet media one
13
59
850
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
Hi, he’s new here
Tweet media one
32
10
723
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
9 months
What Beanie calls Lea
@ActualNames1
Actual Names
9 months
Fanny Fuckbalg New York, New York City Births, 1846-190
4
48
496
6
42
753
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
PROTECT QUEER ART
1
48
607
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 years
@heyjaeee Darren Criss getting ready to play Colton in the Ryan Murphy Bachelor miniseries
Tweet media one
3
16
543
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
Reports are in from this year’s Eagle holiday party and there is a bountiful buffet but – alas – no paella this year
Tweet media one
9
20
570
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
20 days
This pride month at Lockheed Martin we’re celebrating our team members in chastity with the creation of our newest Employee Resource Group: Locked @Lockheed
2
45
568
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
The name on everybody’s lips is gonna be - Popsy!
@BwayBeatNews
The Broadway Beat
6 months
And we mean ANY role @ChicagoMusical figure it out
Tweet media one
7
39
382
3
31
526
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
Netflix: are you still watching? Me and someone’s son:
4
35
514
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
21 days
What happened to hello how are you my name is
Tweet media one
11
23
513
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
@RuPaulsDragRace
RuPaul's Drag Race
5 months
who has that one pit stop clip?
129
90
2K
5
32
462
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing
Tweet media one
6
20
451
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
You know who else was forced by their father to sacrifice for us, unfairly imprisoned, then reemerged victorious after a period of mourning?
Tweet media one
11
23
425
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
making out with a zoomer at the bar and a song comes on I don’t know and he goes “it’s Olivia Rodrigo” and I said “oh I love her song about the driver’s license”
Tweet media one
14
8
421
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
alcohol free queer space
Tweet media one
10
19
416
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Tweet media one
2
8
395
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Jesus to his disciples at the last supper
Tweet media one
7
71
392
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 years
Me waiting for him to bring me a towel
Tweet media one
18
28
365
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Oh my god do I pray
Tweet media one
1
26
377
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
Just called my boss to give 2 weeks notice
10
14
362
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
@TakoBelle3 @LolOverruled The country music in question
Tweet media one
5
0
335
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
Finally found a gay barbershop here who can restore my powers to full strength (and has free suckers)
Tweet media one
9
10
316
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 years
@JinksDan Nerdy florist feeds his attractive coworker’s abusive dentist boyfriend to a maneating plant from outer space
1
5
320
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 years
@JBfromDC89 That was THIS year? 😩
2
4
303
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
Mission Accomplished
Tweet media one
@zz_vers
Zach
6 months
Cruising is literally a secret society that once you’ve unlocked. You realize it’s happening at every public restroom ever lmfaooooo
248
1K
23K
3
22
315
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
I’ve met a lot of two faced heifers in my life but none as cute as this
@sadspeIl
blue
4 months
Two-faced calf born Feb 28th on breaux farm in louisiana. The calf was named Deux Face, French for two face. As of today (March 2nd) she’s still alive and well
Tweet media one
437
8K
117K
3
23
308
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
Ok that’s it. It’s over. Shut it all down.
Tweet media one
9
19
308
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
@dr3wtwo An uncut short top? Quarter pounder with ch[user disconnected]
5
11
294
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
twelve gooners gooning
9
35
285
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Whopper? I barely know ‘er
Tweet media one
7
4
277
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
Well, he hated it (as expected) but we still had fun
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
12
1
285
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 days
Duolingo is already Duolingo for queers
Tweet media one
@focusfronting
katie
8 days
much to consider
Tweet media one
90
89
4K
2
11
282
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 month
@daresaypj me when I see you at the pool in your speedo
Tweet media one
3
0
276
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
Pup of the Year
Tweet media one
15
4
265
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
She’s gonna Caitlyn somebody in that thing
@SawyerMerritt
Sawyer Merritt
4 months
Kim Kardashian leaves Starbucks in her Cybertruck.
2K
2K
30K
3
15
264
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 month
something something pup tent
9
3
262
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
24 days
Kelvin
@imniceandsmart
buttball
25 days
They should make a Celsius that kills you
44
657
4K
7
21
262
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 months
He knows exactly what he’s doing. And if he’s reading this, I’m just a few blocks away.
4
5
256
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
@adamjmoussa girth associate
5
3
252
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 months
best nightclub scene
@OhFredrik
Reynaldi
8 months
Best nightclub scene
2
3
45
6
37
249
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
6 months
ho ho ho
Tweet media one
12
3
242
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
10 months
lordy lordy
Tweet media one
131
0
238
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 years
0
8
230
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 years
Tweet media one
1
0
220
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
I love and support local drag but if you do a Harry Potter themed number in 2023 I will at best leave the room to pee and get another drink and at worst boo
5
18
226
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 months
when they bring out the paella at the eagle
@HypnoFlick
HypnoFlick
8 months
You have to see these bears eating apples
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
47
2K
10K
2
15
219
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
@computer_gay this is just AHS:NYC
2
1
219
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
for just one mustache ride a day, you can help save these children with terminal bearface. operators are standing by.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
@milehighhomo_
Dannitita
4 months
What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my mustache is so rideable”?
131
47
642
10
1
214
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Can’t forget the true reason for the season: baby’s first IML
Tweet media one
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
The oomf to irl bestie pipeline is alive and well! Had THE best weekend in Chicago and remembered why it’s still my favorite city I’ve lived in after nearly 15 years away.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
3
118
7
4
203
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 years
Tweet media one
5
3
193
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Pupdate:
Tweet media one
8
2
203
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
2 months
Fun sized and half Mexican it’s really my day today huh
@theJacko
Ranch Devereaux
2 months
Happy 5/5 to all my 5’5” fun sized gays today!
28
8
309
9
3
200
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
7 months
My Tuesday “It’s Giving Tuesday” is giving Tuesday
Tweet media one
1
21
198
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
I’m a medium, thanks
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
5 months
Tweet media one
44
3K
26K
8
9
197
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Finally, those last few totally off the rails seasons of Glee get the recognition they deserve
Tweet media one
@TheAcademy
The Academy
5 months
The nominations for Actress in a Leading Role go to... #Oscars
Tweet media one
753
3K
10K
2
20
194
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
@MrSharkey
Eoin Thomas 🐒
5 months
Dudes with cute dogs are the worst, prove me wrong. 👀
29
1
90
8
1
193
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
@luxurytrash_ Can’t believe they snubbed Lorelei Lynch after what happened last year
0
0
190
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
8 months
Ran into a guy from high school at Round Up. He was pretty drunk but we exchanged numbers and said we’d hang out. He texted me 28 months later to invite me to a Friendsgiving “right now” lol
Tweet media one
10
0
188
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
Oh I’ve been invited to apply for the venmo credit card? Should we throw a party? Should we invite suze orman?
11
12
181
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
5 months
“Mall drag is valid” - @missmaamshe
Tweet media one
2
8
180
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Tweet media one
@rhymeswithbeg
Mike T
1 year
how do you serve cunt in an elderly way?
406
142
2K
0
16
179
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
1 year
Face / Car
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@jeighms
jeighms
1 year
Face / Car
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
0
57
4
2
174
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
3 months
It’s a Monday, it’s gorgeous outside, and I know I’m q******* my j** within the next few days so my motivation to work today is at zero and falling
9
0
178
@dfwclayton
Pink Brony Cub
4 months
is it passé to say that my job is beach
Tweet media one
6
4
172