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@G_mble9
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5 years
The British public is genuinely more angry at Prince Harry marrying a mixed race woman than they are at Prince Andrew literally shagging kids
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6 years
Probably Jeff Nolan mate
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3 months
I dare Lisandro Martinez to drop a stinker next season
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3 months
Rio Ferdinand 100% doesn’t have a clue what Lineker meant by “it’s been all about the left in France this week”
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@G_mble9
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4 years
Absolutely nobody would care about this if Kasper Schmeichel had tackled Dale Stephens
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
4 years
"It is putting other players in danger..." Mark Bosnich thinks punishments should be harsher for footballers who inflict a serious injury on an opponent - possibly to be out for the same amount of time as the injured opponent
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@G_mble9
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5 years
Honestly, how many men are considering just shaving their head now, to see what it looks like? Got to be at least 5 million
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@G_mble9
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7 years
Love this picture of Conor McGregor
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4 years
Rishi Sunak should retrain as someone who isn’t 5 foot 2
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@G_mble9
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2 months
Monthly reminder that ITV put Nigel Farage on I’m A Celebrity about 9 months ago👍🏻
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@G_mble9
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5 years
Ask someone who has 0 idea who either of these people are “Which one of these men is a convicted paedophile?” And I’d guarantee you that 100% of them would be wrong
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@G_mble9
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4 years
Burnley are going to have All Lives Matter on the back of their shirts
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3 years
Best way to punish the clubs, assuming you can’t kick them out the league, is to manipulate their fixtures. Oh you’ve got Barcelona away on Tuesday have you? Unlucky chaps you’re playing Norwich at 8pm on the MNF the night before
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@G_mble9
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1 year
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
1 year
Stevie with a message for Ettifaq
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@G_mble9
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3 months
Forgive me for being an England Da but it’s so good seeing a celebration where someone just loses the plot with pure shock, joy and excitement instead of some pre-rehearsed ‘cold’ celebration for Instagram
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2 years
One of those rare games tonight where the neutral simply cannot lose. All outcomes are funny
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4 years
The Queen sat there in an empty 500 room palace with unimaginable riches in her possession but we should be going after Andros Townsend and Billy Sharp👍🏻
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@G_mble9
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5 months
On balance, still the funniest thing that has ever happened in the entire history of this planet
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
5 months
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐩™. #OnThisDay in 2014. ⚠️
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@G_mble9
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11 months
Jackson and Mudryk
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@G_mble9
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8 years
Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death
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@G_mble9
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4 months
Any ideas on how you’re gonna make it easier for people to afford to buy a house or even their weekly food shop lads or are you just gonna be doing petty TikTok’s for the next month
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
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This is the world Rishi Sunak wants
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5 years
Nation of bootlickers, born to serve
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@G_mble9
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6 years
I mean yeah Man City being horrifically corrupt financially and being owned by a state who literally torture people is bad but have you ever thought about how much worse Liverpool winning the league would be?
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3 years
Truly the most bizarre gang on freaks on earth
@aBOSSNight
BOSS Night
3 years
The Egyptian King. 🇪🇬👑 @MoSalah
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@G_mble9
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2 years
This Iwobi v Haaland Player of the Season race could be closer than I thought
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2 years
Hope not
@MailSport
Mail Sport
2 years
Christian Eriksen is 'the heart and heartbeat' of the Denmark side, insists manager Kasper Hjulmand
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@G_mble9
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10 months
WFH last day before Christmas
@TheLeaguePaper
The Football League Paper
8 years
Yakubu's work rate will astound you...
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4 years
That fella at the back with a pair of sondico ankle protector shinnies on his arms 😭
@KarlreMarks
Karl Sharro
4 years
Imagine freaking out over a wrench in a country where this is ok
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@chrisshipitv
Chris Ship
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NEW: Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are travelling to Balmoral Castle. They were supposed to be doing a charity event in London this evening.
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9 months
Imagining Dyche being photographed like this
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@inverthis
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yeah we aren’t winning anything with this guy in charge
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@BBCBusiness
BBC Business
5 months
Online used car retailer Cazoo close to collapse
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@BrasilEdition
Brasil Football 🇧🇷
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🚨Dorival Junior accidentally called up the wrong player. He intended to select Murillo of Nottingham Forest but called Murilo of Palmeiras. (via; @globosport )
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@G_mble9
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6 years
Walking off the pitch in tears because he got booed by a crowd of about 12 people 😂😂😂
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@G_mble9
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10 months
Go on, deduct a few more off us, make it interesting
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4 years
Seems to me the only truly fair way to resolve the season is to relegate Liverpool
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@G_mble9
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7 years
You’re literally doing exactly the same thing he is
@tbergs9
Tom
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Everything that is wrong with our club
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4 years
Sorry but this is blatantly one of the funniest things ever
@ABC
ABC News
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Growing outrage after a zoo visitor tossed a lit cigarette into an orangutan enclosure, prompting the ape to pick it up and smoke it. More than 1M people signed a petition to shut down the zoo after the incident. The zoo says it regrets that it happened.
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Just thought of the pre Cup Final poem spoken in a horrendously exaggerated Manc accent they’re gonna show on the tele tomorrow and shuddered
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5 years
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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I’ve been working from home and continuing to lead the government’s response to coronavirus. Stay at home, protect the NHS, and save lives. #StayHomeSaveLives
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4 years
That’s sad about Jack Charlton. Love how he used to pay for his pints in Ireland with cheques as he knew full well the barman would never cash it but would keep it as a souvenir. Big dog behaviour
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Summer 2024 vibe
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Imagine that fucking geordie scruff walking back onto his coach in a Dinosaur costume 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
What in the name of fucking Christ are you on about for gods sake
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@G_mble9
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Who in Gods name are any of these players
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5 years
Carlo Ancelotti in March
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4 years
Well done to Lewis Hamilton for winning the cars. Nobody is arsed. Grow up
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@G_mble9
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Nostalgia posts about a player who still plays 90% of our games
@RisingBallers_
Rising Ballers
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Aston Villa bringing back the Acorns sponsor is football heritage. You just had to be there.
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Now that’s a head of hair we can turn grey
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
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Everton have approached Marcelino about potentially appointing him as their new manager if they were to sack Marco Silva. (Source: Candena SER)
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Soccer Aid reminds me of when Crawley brought Mark Wright off the bench for a laugh, 3 goals up, against Marcelo Bielsa’s Leeds in the FA Cup
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2 years
There is genuinely no excuse for having an American in your team at any level of football
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6 years
Nice for Mo Salah to get some goals when it doesn’t matter. Unfortunately he’s let his entire country down and is now best mates with a war criminal. Very sad.
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12 point deduction the day after our Chairman dies
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4 months
Sell your best homegrown asset for 100 mil profit, rebuild your team, qualify for Champions League, then forced to sell your best players to United, Arsenal or Liverpool because of the most nonsense rules imaginable. Seems fair
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Imagine getting in the dressing room 8-0 down at halftime and Tom Davies is trying to sell you vegan chopsticks
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6 years
Why didn’t Courtois just save that? With his big arms? The fucking Sesame Street cunt
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1 year
Least fascist Liverpool goalkeeper
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🗣 Pepe Reina: "Vinícius? The less you provoke the rival fans and the less you protest to the referee, the more respect you will have from everyone. He's becoming one of the best in the world but I think he must mature in behavior and have more respect for his rivals." @marca
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Keysey, I beg you, please, just miss once
@beINSPORTS_EN
beIN SPORTS
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"I think Vincent Kompany is taking liberties with Burnley" Do you agree with @Richardajkeys that the Burnley manager is out for himself? #beINPL #TwitterClarets #BURMUN
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"Please ensure Jordan Henderson and Adam Lallana have bedrooms next to each other" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Carlo might be the most prominent vibesmith of our time
@Camavinga
Eduardo Camavinga
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🫡
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Gone at caricature Steve McClaren
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5 years
Still one of the funniest things ever
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2 years
@FA @WeAreTheFSA Glad you’ve called off grassroots footy. An under 9’s 7 aside game is basically akin to pissing on her grave. So much respect 👍🏻
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Thanks for making pathetic Tory loser @Peter_Shilton look like a dickhead. What a man
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2 years
About time Nottingham negotiated with a Union
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #NFFC are signing forward Taiwo Awoniyi from Union Berlin. Forest will pay £17.5m to make Awoniyi their first summer signing. - talkSPORT sources understand 📲 Listen ☞
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4 years
13.9 million selfish, thick bastards voted for this
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3 years
Liverpool have played Porto in midweek and Norwich at the weekend every week for the past 15 years
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4 years
2 defeats in a week and they’re all there sharing inhalers and coughing all over each other trying to get it null and voided. Sad
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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Liverpool midfielder Xherdan Shaqiri has tested positive for coronavirus, the Swiss Football Association says. More:
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Fucking spare me the spiel about Rishi Sunak. He is yet another, piece of shit, vermin Tory bastard who doesn’t care about you. Fuck him
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Being 3-0 down to a League 2 team who are bringing someone off TOWIE on for a 5 minute cameo must be truly demoralising
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Sean Dyche playing two 6”4 strikers up front in a 442 against Arsenal on Super Sunday
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YWNWA
@MoSalah
Mohamed Salah
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Hands down the worst gang of mings in the entire world
@JackReeveTNC
Jack Reeve
2 years
Welcome to the Premier League
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6 months
Taylor’s birthplace gets closer and closer to Old Trafford every time he refs Liverpool. By 2026 it’ll be widely accepted that he was born in Lou Macari’s chippy
@ThewM_priv
Matt 🫶🫡🍉
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Anthony Taylor from Wythenshawe, Manchester
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6 years
If you’re gonna get beat by Lyon at home at least go down with one of your fans punching their goalie
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You are hereby BANNED from every Jamie Webster concert if you mustered as little as a smile at Watkins’ goal last night
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The most pathetic nation on the continent. An absolute laughing stock.
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Wanna know who else slipped
@LFCFansCorner
LFC Fans Corner
7 years
He slipped ffs hahaha
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4 years
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
Harry Potter fans were left disappointed as a commuter train passed through the station at the same time as the steam train which served as the Hogwarts Express 🚂🚄 More here:
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Jarrad Branthwaite and James Tarkowski that is two MONSTROUS centre half performances. Virgil Thee Stallion I hope you brought your notepad👍🏻
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6 years
Worst goalkeeping mistake I’ve seen since...*flicks through calendar*...Saturday May 26th 2018
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2 years
Well done on suddenly selling out away ends 👏🏼
@henrywinter
Henry Winter
2 years
Phenomenal support from #NUFC . 3200 here (probably more). #SOUNEW 650-mile round trip.
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Derby next week lad
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
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"Embarrassing. The worst game of my professional career" - James Tarkowski 🔵
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Andy Robertson, now there’s a man I’d love to see on a stretcher
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I’ve seen City lose this exact game about 10 times in the past 2 years
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4 years
Replace crowd noise with a live feed of Roy Keane in the studio plz. It’s after the watershed, surely no issue
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Trying to think of everywhere I’d rather be than that Jamie Webster gig last night and it’s nestled just below being on the 104th floor of the World Trade Centre at about 8am on 11th September 2001
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Taking a 6 month old baby to a Monday night away game is absolutely insane behaviour lets be honest
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2 years
Fucking insane that the footy gets called off isn’t it. As if she was on her death bed whispering in Charles’ ear “for fuck sake don’t you dare let Harrogate v Carlisle go ahead this weekend”
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7 months
Me and the lads, 2034, quoting this list, we will be there
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
7 months
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has become the Europa League's all-time top scorer. He has scored 31 goals in the competition, surpassing Radamel Falcao's tally of 30. #UEL
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If you’d told me in September, that in March I’d be saying “win our next two games and we go above West Ham”, I would be absolutely terrified of where our season was going
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Knocked out the cup by Mark Hughes on a cold Tuesday night la can only assume I was a paedophile in a past life to deserve this
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2 years
WE ARE THE GOODISON GANG
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37 likes on a LinkedIn post
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Me thinking about the monarchy on a normal day V me realising we might get a bank holiday for the Royal Wedding
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