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3 months

took these pictures because I thought the lizard's camo was so good then looking back at them I couldn't find the lizard for like a whole 60 seconds I feel so stupid lmao

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@Lontar_On_Here these kinds of service providers are taken for granted to such an incredible extent

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@JUNlPER he looks like he's limited by a ps2 graphics engine

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@JUNlPER it's yellow cube

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@hellolanemoore it's hot outside I can't blame anyone

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@Very__Regular y'know when they revealed Captain Racism was a r*pist i thought that was a clever hint at his potential villainy oh also when he dated Commander Nazi but that was a subtle one...

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@SomaKazima lmao you can spot a dollar tree newbie a mile away

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9 months

@esjesjesj views on this site are meaningless 🤡

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@Purilly it's SO easy to be normal to artists who speak another language. just be like "really love your art" boom. many people are genuinely unthoughtful abt stuff like this tho they're just on here to make their silly posts and who cares who gets hurt as long as they get to be funny

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5 months

@SomaKazima lmfao 💀

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6 months

@LolOverruled it's even funnier that apparently other big creators revenue perceptibly drop every time a Mr Beast video is posted bc he steals funds from the blue check payment scheme for it

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1 year

@swiftiesorority okay i remembered it and now I'm gonna type "racist" again

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4 months

@LolOverruled it's time to wheel out the contraption 🚶

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8 months

@elaifresh that baba oreilly flavored "oh fuck I have just the wire for that in my box labeled 'old wires' yessssss"

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9 months

@OPustylnik @posting_forever settlers aren't civilians. hope that helps

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18 days

@Very__Regular oh your job is fully premised on the thing you're arguing in this exact discourse? huh

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1 year

@hexprax who will think of the poor defenseless employee who has no choice but to screenprint prison inmate uniforms and has no choice but to post a goofy video about it on tiktok

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7 months

@esjesjesj Ian can now actually imagine what it's like to go outside

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9 months

@moonlit_misfit guy who funds a billionaire: "billionaires are good actually"

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2 years

@UCAFT_UCLA @UCLA unpaid position requiring a phd, significant experience and a strong record in teaching lmfao who in their right minds would actually even apply to this

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10 months

@jessicobra don't speak for me please

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1 year

@punishedmother the thread you quoted is absolutely wild lmao

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7 months

@elaifresh yeah i eat rice literally every day and i’m not changing how i do things bc some white lady told me that the way me and my whole family has done things for actual generations is wrong lol maybe this is my most anti-science take

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6 months

@elaifresh for some reason it was the Marlboro matches that took it over the line for me lol

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3 months

@mtlpipesummoner my bad, i wanted to use the sensitive content tag to have a spoiler warning type effect but didn't account for minors. either way the post is ancient now so I'm happy to see people sharing the answers :) here's the original answer I posted just for good measure

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1 year

@ginfantasy "almost 20 Mexicans" has me gagged like over a dozen we don't really count anymore

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3 months

camo bros 🫡🫡🫡

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Toad says hi

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5 months

@holy_schnitt instaneous bot-like replies from other blue checks this site is goofy as hell

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3 years

@Lateralusian @JoseJoestarr @ManaByte

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1 year

@starfader was following that acct for the occasional cute gay stuff but damn didn't even notice the conservative/bootlicker vibes creeping in

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Is that how it works? 🤔

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2 months

@Very__Regular running water maybe one of the modern amenities most taken for granted

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1 year

@Bowblax @BUTT3003 it's so easy not to post

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1 year

@_iamswish @Phil_Lewis_ how much effort do you think a tweet takes lmao

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9 months

@halomancer1 this is def the intended effect of calling it AI rather than autocorrect on steroids

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10 months

@lNTRUSlVETHOT they are going buckwild lol but honestly Israel's godawful twitter presence is kinda making it easy for them

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3 months

@TheRealRaceWood @MichaelStahlke @MattWallace1701 why would anyone believe you clowns now

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10 months

@Jags24Asare increasingly realizing that loud history enthusiasts are regularly the ones actively corrupting the historical record

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10 months

@generalslug whisper it in front of a post office box and it opens a wormhole to their dimension

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9 months

@botticellibimbo never know when a secret hamas base is hidden in an american strip club

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1 month

@CantEverDie most times a post has a bajillion replies its just blue checks trying to engagement bait so Zzzzz

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@GoodPoliticGuy never trust cops not to escalate

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11 months

@abby4thepeople kyle rittenhouse def helped get that reality started

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4 years

@rockanrollphoto @mrgracemugabe good thing "close to zero" is still also wildly wrong

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7 months

@Boringstein roflcopter hits better

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4 months

@flipmode27 @TylerKatzen @SeanOrrMKE @UWMadison why does bidens America taste so much like trumps America

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1 year

@JUNlPER tryna see a new spinoff “The GREAT Doctor (Han)"

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7 months

@elaifresh covenant ship names go kinda hard too

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2 years

@nprpolitics good to know the american government has officially given up and doesn't care about 10k americans dying per week

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@michaelps2k @LolOverruled god you're fucking stupid

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3 years

@foreverimbetter somebody: can i see your driver's license? Eli Klein: ASKING ME FOR THAT IS CLEARLY A HIPAA VIOLATION

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1 year

@krystalwolfy @berserkx33 since everyone is asking why

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10 months

@erinthornemusic it's impossible to think this and not be Islamophobic

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1 year

@supatkelli @jiggyjayy2 don't wonder too hard you might hurt yourself

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1 year

@AraquelBloss yes you are supposed to stop nazis hope this helps

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2 months

@SomaKazima unlucky almost guaranteed all these employees got fired, hardly any retailers want employees chasing thieves let alone all this

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9 months

@jessicobra they genuinely look uncomfortable lol

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10 months

@Eve6 yknow better than dr oz really wasn't a high bar to clear in hindsight

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5 months

@chillextremist this kid is gonna grow up and probably still be a Costco guy

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2 years

@Good2Back @lamer_mo @opal_lines @kunixija we get it, you're a cop

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11 months

@LolOverruled 📈 on stage with Paramore 📉 supported by AIPAC

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@4everKentuckian look at you doing fed work for free

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1 year

@mattdeitke awesome matt! it's really impressive seeing someone steal so much content from other creators and pass it off as theirs

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@UNSTABLEPOSTING idk how they can do this to a nyt journalist

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2 months

@GBBranstetter dude actually sounds like a scripted character

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10 months

@LolOverruled they are NOT taking away "jerfing off" from me 🚫

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5 months

@Teddie2pointO dad said "hee hee"

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1 year

@JUNlPER agreed

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1 year

@awaitingtrial looks like his idle animation got stuck

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@OnlyAWorldAway i whispered to her, "wages have actually been rising"

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1 year

@JUNlPER I hope it's primarily trained on blue check tweets for the sake of... quality :))))

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3 years

@Jon54989749 @FallonTonight @ParisHilton nah we're gonna keep making fun of you don't worry

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@dhardbb I'm so influential that top streamers steal my dick ratings.

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1 year

@Dreadful4Tymes @phagafaga every day oli reveals he's discovered a new porn category

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@SomaKazima peepaw is willing to step up for 8 figures game respect game

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3 years

not a BTS guy but the jimin shoutout on john oliver's show was hilarious

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7 months

hardest part about making homemade hashed browns is leaving it to brown without messing with it today my patience was rewarded

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3 months

@SxarletRed this is clearly why Dems are already in "blame leftists" mode, pre-damage control

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3 months

@posting_forever honestly why even make prescription drugs when you could make gold bullion? just get straight to the good stuff

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@lexioni15 this is very gay lmao good luck in your niche of a niche of a niche of a community

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@posting_forever can't believe I don't have an older sibling around to tell me how much I suck

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@Birdspawn16 @airbagged bro thinks being a gay immigrant gives you a right to be a fascist lmao

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@mcmansionhell there are truly just a million other things I'd whine about before this lol

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@mcmansionhell i’m gonna guess this is just a raised garden bed in an urban gardening zone that they filled with ice one time for funsies

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@mikex163 @powpowkitty11 driving on public roads is easily the most dangerous thing many drivers do on a daily basis by a long shot

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@Tedoffthegrid people think I'm good with children bc i have exactly enough tolerance for like 10 of these questions but like after that I am going to physically separate from your child sorry

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@jpbrammer "it's so 3d" yes it is a physical object in physical space very good

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@FrozenOJ_ @alibrooke4ever i too wish there were more than 24 hours in a day

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@cisgenderhaver jk rowling is a holocaust denier

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@Seamus_Malek feeling a renewed energy to use my scooter this summer

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@The_sigma_fem cr*pto people like this are always the worst

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@OnlyAWorldAway white couples are not hard to find in tv commercials lol

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1 year

@disco_socialist i think part of their point is just that they're just less prepared for heat than Americans are which is a heck of a flex

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@cooIboobs i just don't get why the tape has to look like a strip of super dank mold

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@_nyancrimew don't forget strawman love a strawman "so you think [absolutely ludicrous thing I just made up]???" 🥰🥰

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@4everKentuckian you really put that person brutalized by the police in their place

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@Honestly_wth your mom is very cute I love that, green guy says hello ✌️

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@botticellibimbo he should count his blessings because he's probably soon gonna graduate from "the guy from the spoons episode of the bear" to "the guy who was in the bad fantastic four movie"

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@Very__Regular the way he says it is so oddly melodic I love it lmfao

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@LolOverruled i can't do more than 30 seconds in virtually any enclosed public space wtf

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